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Options February 10, 2021: Andy Breckman, Love Consultant

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm Little Danny:

This should be good.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm HyperDose:

Hooray they're still on the air! Oooh broken hearts, this one's gonna get deep! How big of a joint should I roll?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm dale:

we're all in the masticatorium tonight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Judging by his jokes, I'd assumed that Mr Breckman were a Bazooka Joe man.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

I hope they do Ken's original idea for this show at some point.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm paddy in matawan:

puff puff pass @hyperD
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

Bubble-blowing ability were used as a proxy for general dexterity with the tongue?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Was Mr Breckman attending the work meeting using a cat filter?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm paddy in matawan:

Don't blow Bubbles. He's a clown.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm (Murakami Whywolf):

Hopey Sockmonkey:
I encouraged Mr Freedman to change back to the original idea without telling Mr Breckman. I think that would go well.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm HyperDose:

Ken still owes us an explanation about the myth of WMFU and Mount Hope. Probably some sort of front to clean his dirty money.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

(Murakami Whywolf): Now, THAT would be a show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm Ivan:

Never mention post-it notes to Andy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

Oh dang, I got a bunch of dates on Nerve back in the early 00s.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

'Past results are no guaranty of future performance.', as I tell my wife regularly.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm HyperDose:

For dating sites/apps, if you want to go the free route, OK Cupid is your best option. Set the bar low!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm dale:

i'd like that. tells me she isn't a gold digger and probably not that into me. which make me want them more.
  6:19pm queems:

pam!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm common:

ah...love
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm melinda:

I thought they were saying "Nerb" and didn't understand the reference.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

I too would love to know about any sites that welcome the post menopausal.
Avatar 6:24pm βrian:

What is the best carbon dating site? This is what I need to know.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm Deborah:

A while back I was thinking of trying J Date. Perhaps I will.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

Plus if the user name was intensedude89 they'd probably only be 30.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Hi! Anyone here enjoy long walks on the beach?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm Doug in JC:

@Deborah I know people who have done well there
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm melinda:

I like hearing Ken & Andy use young person dating lingo
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm HyperDose:

Some women put friend referrals in their profiles. It's pretty cool.
  6:28pm manana:

guess intensity can be offputting...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm DCE:

You fellas crack me up
  6:30pm queems:

i met several of my bfs on okcupid and a many of them were total psychos
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm dale:

he's drinking a sizzlurp.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm dale:

i just met women in bars. i'm old fashioned.
  6:32pm manana:

@ken, only with sincere people-the centerfold standard
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm Deborah:

@Doug in JC
I just need to get in the mood to do it. Probably after I get vaccinated and there is more freedom. I would not feel comfortable engaging in the dating ritual now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm Doug in JC:

@queems lol but also yikes
Avatar 6:33pm βrian:

These swells are making me a bit queasy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm Doug in JC:

Yeah Deborah, I imagine it would be a purely online relationship for a little while. Which is a thing though!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm PMD:

@queems welll guess I should look for another.
  6:34pm queems:

@doug there is something to be said about knowing you hate someone immediately, face to face
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm Ken From Hyde Park:

"There are two words you should never use. One is swell and the other is lousy."
"OK, give us the lousy one first and get it out of the way."
  6:35pm queems:

@pmd my current bf is from there though and he is 95% a gem! it is worth a shot
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm PMD:

So I wonder if I should put a link to this archive on my profile...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm Hopey Sockmonkey:

As a woman, I just want to be spoken to like a PERSON.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm HyperDose:

OK Cupid - Best free option. Uses a quiz system where you give your answer and the answer you'd like your "perfect" partner to choose. Match percentages are based on that. You see if someone messaged you when you both match.
Bumble - Women message men first. Decent, but not a great option if you're looking for a quick connection.
Match.com - Probably the longest running paid option
Plentyoffish - Became infiltrated with spam/catfishes since the early 2010's. Avoid.
Tinder - Avoid like the plague if you're looking for anything serious

Hope this helps!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm PMD:

I was told by I met from the site that every woman's profile has a photo with a yoga pose.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm PMD:

@HyperDose, thanks...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm PMD:

what about hinge?
  6:37pm queems:

i wrote in my profile about how i moved to the suburbs and needed someone to sort my recycling and take it out to the curb and my bf wrote to me about how god he was at trying cardboard and i was all in
Avatar 6:38pm Buddha of Suburbia:

LOL! Queems and two years later still going strong!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm dale:

pandemic has been good for me in that my wife doesn't want to eat out or order take in anymore. plus she hasn't gone for a 100 dollar color and cut in a year. we're saving money.
  6:38pm queems:

*good *tying you get the idea
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm HyperDose:

True, going by pictures alone, every woman does yoga and has been to Machu Picchu, and every guy either goes hunting and doesn't own a shirt.

@PMD I've only seen Hinge in sponsored ads. Probably a short fad app with a tiny userbase that will die out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm melinda:

@HyperDose that's funny. I'm not on any dating sites but I've heard the same thing about Machu Picchu.
Avatar 6:40pm Buddha of Suburbia:

I decided to go grey and let my bangs cover my eyes. I look like a mysterious cat lady. Speaking of cats,Queems...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm PMD:

@HyperDose LOL! Guess I should remove the Machu Picchu photo. But mine has a llama face and a photobombing bird in it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm Deborah:

@Doug in JC
Except I teach online and am online so much, I am usually so done. But that is an excuse.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm PMD:

@queems that's great!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm melinda:

Yoga poses are so over.
  6:41pm queems:

@buddha grey is the way to go! cats not included
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm Mr. Pumpy:

Ken...don't be coy. Andy is being disgusting. surprise, surprise.
  6:42pm wenzo llc.:

I thought plenty of fish was "christian" themed...?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm dale:

fly tying websites are very sensual. just saying....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm HyperDose:

@queems Twine-handling skills are ESSENTIAL. You have good taste!
@PMD Vacation photos are cool if you don't overdo it. As a straight man, my biggest pet peeve is the photo with multiple friends. At least tell us which one you are in the caption lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm Deborah:

Buddha of Suburbia: I didn't color my hair after pandemic. It is short, spiked, so cool. The hair person put blue highlights in front and I love it. So much freedom in abandoning the dye!
  6:42pm queems:

christian mingle is the christian dating site. also has a terrible hallmark channel movie
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm Mr. Pumpy:

Plenty of fish is marine life themed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

I met my wife much as Mr Breckman appears to have met his first wife, as a consequence have never dated either, and the whole thing looks to me to be designed to make the sexes hate each other.

On a related note, the friendliest divorce I know ended a marriage into which the couple's parents had forced them. By so doing, the parents gave them the gift of lack of full responsibility for the marriage, so neither felt the need for the other to have done something or been someone terrible to make the dissolution not their own fault.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm PMD:

@HyperDose - good thing I have no friends. no need to worry about that. ha
  6:44pm queems:

@hyperdose in my city we have to sort recycling 9 ways so i had to outsource
  6:44pm BH:

hey, somebody talk to that dog
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm Doug in JC:

Is eHarmony still around? I think that was the one gave you the boot if you filled out your religion as "atheist"
  6:44pm ?:

spoiled americans
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm PMD:

Farmers Only!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm Ciggy:

I comingle
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm HyperDose:

@PMD I hear ya. In the same boat myself haha
@queems I live above a restaurant and I guess the landlord got tired of getting fined, we finally got a recycling bin a few years ago.
  6:46pm Marie:

"Grow an emotional support entity on your body."--one of the best things I've heard in a long time :>)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm dale:

isn't it christian mingle or eharmony? or jesus speed date?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

Autistic pople are, very generally speaking, a lot like the people who would make good office-holders but are bad campaigners. We seem very often to be bad at finding mates but good at being in couples if our quirks are under control—though decompensation under stress or with age can be a problem. (Our frequent distaste for lying is, I think, a net-plus, at least in the major things, like not hiding money or committing adultery or being deceptive about wanting children or not.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Give Zachary the Demon Voice.
Avatar 6:50pm Buddha of Suburbia:

How's Farmer's Only? I'm just curious.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm HyperDose:

Zoosk was a cool Facebook plugin-esque dating site. Met an ex through that.
This is also eye-opening as to who owns all the sites: en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm Doug in JC:

btw, if I may, grey hair is +100
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm adampsyche:

I prank signed up a coworker for the farmer one once
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm PMD:

That's an excellent question. Pandemic or chess?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm dale:

boods - do you know allis chalmers orange from massey harris pumpkin? asking for a friend.
  6:51pm manana:

oh man... big hurt coming
Avatar 6:51pm khd:

go 2 hell
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm adampsyche:

what's the topic? missed it but dating something
Avatar 6:52pm Buddha of Suburbia:

OOH! Huggle, Blendr, and Spoonr sound like fun! Do they still exist? HyperDOse, you're a professionl online dater.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm dale:

do you really want a gf with a beard?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

I often wonder how well the cinematic relationships we see forged under difficult circumstances fare when there're no longer zombies or terrorists attacking.

Living with a time horizon greater than ten minutes can create stresses of its own—and of course the stress of an alienated job can be worse than fighting for one's life, which at least one generally _cares_ about.
Avatar 6:53pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Dale, LOL!! No, I do not. (frantically googling pumpkin resources ).
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Uh, what if "Dragon's Den" is a site for _looking_ for beards?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm dale:

artisinal bartender .com.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm PMD:

omg. I went to bristlr site and there's a huge beard there. I guess if it creeped me out I don't want the beard.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm dale:

is there an earhairlovers.net?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm HyperDose:

@Buddha You kind of have to be if you're one of the few remaining people with morals and values. Gotta protect yourself, it's rough out here! >.<
Avatar 6:56pm Buddha of Suburbia:

We should make up a dating site.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

In a Jewish context (in the P.M.), a beard reminds one to be charitable (righteous): 'Thou shalt not round the corners of one‘s face.' is textually nearly identical to 'Thou shalt not round the corners of one‘s fields.', the latter being a primary mechanism for charity in the Old Times. (Poor people would glean the corners.)
Avatar 6:57pm khd:

i just shaved and it feels great
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm adampsyche:

I have been with me wife for 11 years and we met on that okcupid thing
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm HyperDose:

@adampsyche You give me hope

Thank you Ken and Andy, this has been comedic and enlightening. If you're lucky enough to have someone, hold them close and love them like your life depends on it. Best of luck to the rest of us!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm dale:

i met my wife on can i buy you a drink?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm dale:

thank you ken. goodnight andy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

My COVID beard is almost a year old. Nice show, dudes! Take care!
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