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Options January 13, 2021: Impeachment Redux

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Announcing the Party Girls Remix Contest!

Download the Full, Original Party Girls vocal track right here, turn into into something beautiful, insane, ugly or all of the above, and send it back to me at ken at wfmu dot org. The best submissions will be included on my 2021 Marathon CD, and the winning submission wins the original soundtrack recording of the film, also coincidentally titled, THE PARTY GIRLS! So get going, fleshpots of modern suburbia! And thabks to Webhamster Henry and Bergie for setting this idea in motion.



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Ak Sak Ma Boul  The Mooche   Options Onze Danses Pour Combattre La Migraine 
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Duke Ellington  Thw Mooche   Options Ellington Uptown 
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Hot 8 Brass Band  Love Will tear Us Apart   Options Take Cover 
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Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings  This Land Is Your Land   Options Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Rendition Was In) 
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Edgar Broughton Band  Out Demons Out   Options Out Demons Out! The Best of the Edgar Broughton Band 
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Neil Young  Let's Impeach The President   Options Living With War 
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Monks  I Hate You   Options  
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The Fugs  Kill For Peace   Options  
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DJ Cummerbund  This Is The Way America Makes Me Feel   Options  
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Nosymusic - Miss Birdy Kuck  The End   Options  
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Nosymusic - Miss Birdy Kuck  Ride of the Valkyries   Options  
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Shittyflute  Ride of the Valkyries   Options  
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Urlaub in Polen  Impulse Response   Options Boldstriker 
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PND  Spriditis   Options L is For Latvia(V.A) 
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Fraktion  Stalin   Options Too Much Future Punkrock GDR 1980-1989 
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The Native Cats  Run With The Roses   Options  
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B.A.L.L.  Favorite Day   Options  
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The Boys  The Devil Is Dead   Options Straight Outa Ireland 
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Nathan Evanss, Jonny Stewart, Bobby Waters, Aaron Sloan, Luke Taylor  Wellerman Shanty   Options  
Galway Ireland 1902
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Bob Dylan  Baby One More Time   Options  
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Diarrhea Lady  My Experience on Friday   Options  
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Patsy Cline  I Love You So Much It Huuurrrttttsssss Meeeeeee   Options       1:44:23 (MP3 | Pop‑up)
Shirley and Company  Shame Shame Shame at 33   Options  
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Mikado Koko  Track One   Options Nekomata EP 
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Sirom  Low Probability of a Hug   Options Shape Platform 2019: Sound, Hetergeneous Art & Performance In Europe (V/A) 
Animal Skin Guy's Mom, just outside Tuscon AZ
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Animal Skin Guy's Mom, just outside Tuscon AZ
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Olga Podluzhnaya (Ольга ПодлужнаяY)  Races   Options  
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Tran Hai Quang  On Entend Le Gengongg Rab Ncas   Options Jew's Harps Of The World 
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Harvey Matusow's Jew's Harp Band  Clootch Hunt   Options The War Between Fats And Thins 
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Deadly Snakes  There Goes Your Corpse Again   Options Ode To Joy 
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Christmas Pets  Hipbone   Options  
Animal Skin Guy's Cousin, Juan
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Vogel  Arschloch   Options  
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The Eggnyet Twins  Blue Bell Knolka   Options  
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DJ Jesuspants  Wildman Fischer Circle Electrodub Mix   Options  
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Paul McCartney  Long Tailed   Options McCartney III 
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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:39am Michele with One "L":

Is this the spot to find the best gifs in town? Am I in the right place?
Avatar 8:41am wizard frog:

Hey join the queue lady - I've been waiting here for hours! I needs ma Wednesday Gif Fix like ya wouldn't believe. Best Gif peddler this side of Jersey they say...
Avatar 8:51am wizard frog:

Word on the street is he's got the usual supply of bubbling eggs - but there may.. just may be an Horned Animal Skin Guy Gif - if we hope, if we pray. Hallowed be thy name.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:59am steveo:

dammit now i have pleasant valley sunday stuck in my head
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:00am adampsyche:

only the best gifs, and usually at least one egg
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:00am Handy Haversack:

Wide-open Wednesday with Ken and all the Freed Forms! Hey there, all.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:01am Ken From Hyde Park:

The following programme is rated PG (Party Girls)!
Avatar 9:01am HyperDose:

I hope Ken gives us the latest scoop on Animal Skin guy. Did he get his kale salad? o.o
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:01am Tome:

Good Morning !<>!
Avatar 9:01am dale:

i hear the party girls are leaving washington.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:01am Threemoons:

Morning Stasyh, fellow peeps...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:02am David (in London):

Wotcha Wednesday groovers.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 9:02am Really Lisa:

Trash truck fire, yep this is where the party girls impeachment redux tailgate is happening.
Hi Ken and all.
Avatar 9:02am TDK60:

//out.demons.out//
Avatar 9:02am Strandlund:

Who's in love with her Doctor?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am Deborah:

Good Morning!
Just in time for The Party Girls!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:03am Handy Haversack:

Hey, Really Lisa. Good call! I won't miss it.

David, Threemoons, all you fleshpots!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am dave wuz here:

looking for patriots to help storm the rock and roll hall of fame and steal office supplies. who's with me?
Avatar 9:04am dale:

who's NOT in love with her doctor?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:04am luka:

miss the Party Girls? couldn't be me.
  9:04am ami ad:

Hello DJ. Hello all.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:04am Rich in Washington:

My power's been out for the last four hours due to a storm and just now came on so I could hear THE PARTY GIRLS.
Avatar 9:04am Photoline:

Today's secret word is "orange".
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 9:04am Really Lisa:

Hey Handy!
Hi David iL, hope you're well.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:04am steveo:

suprisingly, the fist ever play for Thw Mooche on wfum

Photoline, East or West?
Avatar 9:05am wizard frog:

let's storm it all!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:06am David (in London):

Handy, TDK, Lisa, ami ad, HyperDose, steveo, Threemoons et al.

FoFo and Talking Egg in advance.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:06am steveo:

How-D DiL
Avatar 9:06am fm Mike:

MINNIE
THAAAAA
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHER!
  9:07am Androu B.:

Good Morning, Party Guys!

I got the scoop on "Animal Skin Guy" off Facebook! Turns out he's just one of those basement-dwelling conspiracy nuts who lives with Mama! Sad, really...
Avatar 9:07am Photoline:

@Steveo duck a l'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:07am steveo:

lol
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:07am -Ken:

Morning all!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 9:08am Okasa:

I always knew that Mike Pence was a dirty trader!
Avatar 9:08am Photoline:

extra crispy today
Avatar 9:08am TDK60:

This Duke LP has a song with a drum solo by Louis Bellson, one of the wildest drum solos I ever heard, and I usually don't even like drum solos. (Forget which tune.)
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:08am Ken From Hyde Park:

Woof Mooche!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:08am The Oscar:

NO SISSY BALLS.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:08am BnowB OnSomeShit:

G'monring Ken and all <3
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:08am steveo:

BALLs
Avatar 9:09am dale:

oh hear are the rumblings of bloody diarrhea...
Avatar 9:09am dale:

'here' even.
Avatar 9:10am Photoline:

Get on board the diarrhea train
Avatar 9:11am wizard frog:

Wow, interesting version!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:11am David (in London):

It's a Code Brown.
Avatar 9:11am Photoline:

Rift your hearts
Avatar 9:11am PizzaWolf:

Hot 8 is my jam
  9:12am 1,000 crunches from Monona:

My new band name, “Trader Sissy Balls”
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:13am -Ken:

NEVER forget the "s" at the end of "Sissy Balls." Nothing else makes sense without that final "s."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:13am karlward:

And they're dancing in Manchester
Avatar 9:13am northguineahills:

This is the best Joy Division cover since Jah Division.....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:13am karlward:

Well, I think that's dancing
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:13am karlward:

They're all just sort of leaning now
Avatar 9:14am Photoline:

Apostle trophy
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:14am David (in London):

Dancing is currently forbidden in Manchester.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:14am Rich in Washington:

It's been a long strange trip watching Alex Jones' head slowly being absorbed into his shoulders like someone cursed in a Fletcher Hanks comic.
Avatar 9:14am northguineahills:

Sharon Jones!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:15am David (in London):

Alex Jones and Sharon Jones, together at last.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:15am karlward:

Eight bobbies have been physically restraining Bez from Happy Mondays / Black Grape for 305 days now
Avatar 9:15am Roberto:

There's a large cat obscuring my monitor.
Avatar 9:15am northguineahills:

Also, best Woody cover.... (got to see Sharonn in the studio once)
Avatar 9:16am Photoline:

You know the grift has come full circle when protest song samples are used to sell products
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:17am swivs:

Sharon Jones! Righteous!
Avatar 9:17am wizard frog:

If only Kendall Jenner was there to hand out Pepsis
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:17am melinda:

morning everyone!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:19am Phillippe Bastille:

good morning
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:19am steveo:

i'm fighting anxiety with caffeine again today; it's tough being on the wagon
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:19am Ken From Hyde Park:

Out demons out!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:20am Handy Haversack:

Hey, Phillippe!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:20am YETI BOB:

good luck Steveo, you can do it
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:20am David (in London):

Yo Phillippe. Hey Yeti Bob. Hello melinda.
Avatar 9:20am Photoline:

The Lunch Pack of Notre Dame
Avatar 9:20am Strandlund:

Ken is the TRUE PATRIOT!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:21am Yes:

Hello party people
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:21am steveo:

thanks yeti, not really in question; just admiring my stupidity re caffeine usage
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:22am YETI BOB:

D(iL): G'mornin'!
Avatar 9:22am wizard frog:

Oh there it is!
Avatar 9:23am BillyLundun:

booya!
  9:23am seedfriend:

Awww I forgot about this rock song! Love.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23am Phillippe Bastille:

hey handy, dil, yb, ngh, karl et al. preemptive hello to coel and mariano
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:24am The Oscar:

I remember seeing a TV interview with Neil when this album came out, and the question the interviewer led with was "You have a song on this album called 'Let's Impeach the President,' What is this song about?" I couldn't hear the rest of the interview because I couldn't stop laughing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:24am steveo:

omg who made the jamiraquoi lego set
Avatar 9:24am Photoline:

Oh, Hi! Oh...
  9:24am Erin in TO:

Never change Ken, you are the best
  9:24am Imgur:

Steveo, I hear ya. Some days I lock the coffee away behind a door
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:25am Handy Haversack:

steveo, I bet a lot of sober Januaries crashed and burned last week.

Hey there 1-6 Yetis but only one Bob!
Avatar 9:25am Tank Top:

Who said this song would be dated?
Avatar 9:25am BillyLundun:

no spinkicks!
Avatar 9:25am wizard frog:

Beware the spin kick
Avatar 9:26am HyperDose:

WoofMooers, stand back and stand by!
Avatar 9:26am dale:

ha ha!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26am steveo:

saw a lot of confessions, handy..

this apprears to be the source of the lego set twitter.com...
Avatar 9:27am Photoline:

Remember the Allah mode
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27am steveo:

"warning: choking hazard"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27am dave wuz here:

these are OUR tax paid post-it notes! everybody get a post-it note on the way out!
  9:28am DeutscheBank:

I want my money back!
Avatar 9:28am OnTheTrain:

Tell me the crazy Trump rant is available somewhere !
Avatar 9:28am Roberto:

Only Drumpf could have made us forget what a complete mo-ron W was.
Avatar 9:29am Photoline:

Weapons of mass turbidity
Avatar 9:29am Roberto:

I guess that's been the Republican strategy for a while now: dumb it down-er.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:29am YETI BOB:

Roberto: W was the worst president for the shortest time in US history.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29am joeray:

Warp speed impeachment!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30am mariano:

'Morning, all. Here's something to help people understand Republicans suddenly calling for "unity" now that the other shoe has dropped: i.imgur.com...
Avatar 9:30am OnTheTrain:

Roberto: W seams like a Saint now a days.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:30am Rick from SC:

Happy 2nd impeachment day
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:30am YETI BOB:

W is looking better in hindsight every day. And old Raygun is starting to look downright reasonable
  9:30am Guy in Solihull U.K.:

Is that Trump parody speech released anywhere!?!
Avatar 9:31am Photoline:

YMCA was played in Alamo for Herr Twitler yesterday
Avatar 9:31am Mark S:

The Trump lego rant:

twitter.com...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:31am Ken From Hyde Park:

Haha ... Note that Lego's "10621 pieces" invokes the date 1/06/21, the date of the insurrection.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 9:31am Really Lisa:

Those gop guys and their typos.. they *mean 'imp'unity.
  9:32am DeutscheBank:

$ 300 million. I need it.
  9:32am Spaceman One:

Man, Neil Young is a terrible songwriter. That is unimpeachable.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32am mariano:

Awww, Sector B subcluster, bad day, huh?
  9:32am Colin in Durham, England:

30 minutes in and the melodies fade away
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32am Goyim in the AM:

@Yeti Bob: Your hindsight goggles are malfunctioning. Both were horrible by any measure; it's just that that horrible is the new center.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:33am mariano:

Sector B subcluster: Look in your heart! Look in your heart!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:34am YETI BOB:

@Goyim: Right, Raygun and both Bushes were horrible, no question.
Avatar 9:34am Roberto:

Time will tell which admin caused more long-term damage to the planet, W's or Dump's.
  9:34am seedfriend:

Aww, love this song but I always though it was kill the police
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:34am AnAnonymousParty:

The Lego set IS cool, but my grandkids are having more fun with the Nerf fire extinguisher.
Avatar 9:34am OnTheTrain:

My day is complete !
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:34am melinda:

Monks yeah
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:34am PaulRobeson1920:

Driving all over the big apples this morning and I HAD TO PULL over here in Corona and say THANK YOU
Avatar 9:34am TDK60:

Tuli! Ed! Out! Demons Out!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:35am mariano:

Sector B subcluster: I like how you're trying really hard to act like you don't care as your facial muscles spasm involuntarily ;)
  9:35am annette:

stand up to all those gun wielding jerkoffs and remove that evil little jerkoff. time to move foward and heal.sorry to sound a bit political. btw. music heals ad unites
  9:35am alan the painter:

"D O G spelled backwards is...."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:35am Hugo (NL):

hi there! a party girls rmx contest!! how cool is that
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:35am PaulRobeson1920:

Here on the corner of. Van Loon st and Queens Blvd
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:36am Corey:

Trying to figure out whether this set is cathartic or warm up for apocalyptic days to come.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:36am PaulRobeson1920:

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Off i go
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:36am YETI BOB:

@annette: if this isn't the time for people to talk about politics i don't know when it will be. sh*t is very real.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:37am melinda:

I like the Village People photo w/the Qanon guy. It looks like he has a giant spade poised to shovel his nethers.
Avatar 9:38am Tank Top:

nice mashup ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:38am steveo:

if you didn't see aoc's video check it out she is on fire
Avatar 9:38am Photoline:

"Can't we all just get along?" he said as he jammed a flag pole in the officer's chest
  9:38am F୵ F୵ (:

Hi, Ken, people!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:38am mariano:

Sector B subcluster has come all this way to let us know how little he cares, let's give him an Accu slow clap, ladies and germs.

YETI BOB: Yes, expect the butthurt Republicans to start eschewing "politics" and "bias" because now that their Keystone Koup has failed, we must all unite.
  9:40am ami ad:

mariano, good work. Thank you kindly.
  9:40am Androu B.:

HOLA, F୵ F୵!
  9:40am annette:

we all stand together because we know what is right and true. thank gawd for all you folks who are not easily duped. more of us than them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am steveo:

this is only the beginning
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am steveo:

(of the set break)
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:41am Handy Haversack:

Melinda, nethers shoveling is a power only level 5 shamans dare attempt to use!

Hey, F୵ F୵! Just in time!

The music box. Shit, Mariano was still only in the music box.
Avatar 9:41am Photoline:

This Is the End of the Toilet Roll from Last Year's panic buy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am mariano:

Hey ami, what's up! Welcome to the GOP Flailfest '21.

Handy: NEVER get out of the music box!
  9:42am F୵ F୵ (:

Hola, Androu, David, Handy, melinda, mariano, Really Lisa, wizard frog and all my other best friends forever!
Avatar 9:43am Photoline:

Egg lands best when cushioned with foam.
Avatar 9:43am PKNY:

I recognize the location of the garbage trump truck, Highland NY represent!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:43am Handy Haversack:

The Talking Egg's only begotten child is so modern, so luxe.
  9:43am Sam:

I'd like to thank the NRA for my right to kill
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:43am mariano:

It's Impeachmas!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 9:44am Really Lisa:

Winkin' tic egg jr just lip synced SM Ken. First time ever stringing those words together in a sentence.
Hola F୵ F୵ :)
Avatar 9:44am HyperDose:

They're letting orangey have it www.youtube.com...
Avatar 9:44am Photoline:

You are correct, sir!
  9:44am ami ad:

mariano, nice, been waiting for a while. Let's do this.
  9:44am Sam:

Yeah, he'll destroy the Republican party alright, but only as a side effect of destroying the entire country
Avatar 9:45am Rev. Turnip Druid:

2016 counts as "long-time listener"? That was, like, the day before yesterday.

Also: time is fake news.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:45am Ken From Hyde Park:

They have no more use for the useful idiot.
  9:45am Colin:

But. The donkeys and elephants are the same..
Avatar 9:45am Roberto:

Yep, I keep coming back to your 2016 predictions, SM Ken.
  9:45am queems:

i wish we could launch mitch mcconnell and his demon hands into the sun
  9:46am seedfriend:

@PKNY Hullo from NBNY!
  9:46am Blix:

It's just tremendously sad that it took a half-million dead Americans along the way for this prophecy to come true.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:46am Handy Haversack:

queems, we *have* the technology.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:46am Doug in JC:

What's the deadline for the remix contest?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:46am mariano:

Awww, Sam. Were you here on the Accu hand-wringing on 1/6?
  9:46am Morgan:

queems cheaper to put them on an ice floe
  9:46am The\lma:

Ed and the Fugs have more recently exorcised the White House, Check Youtube for the vid. The demons are finally being scattered.
Avatar 9:46am HyperDose:

@queems I think grabbing Mitchie's jowls would ensure the safest ride into the sun
  9:47am Joe Ray:

https://njnnetwork.com/2012/07/hunting-for-the-guitars-of-woody-guthrie/
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:47am Webhamster Henry:

Heh I got a head start on this contest!
Avatar 9:47am Photoline:

Don't Mist The Party Girls
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:47am sphere:

hullo
  9:48am queems:

@hyperdose he’s the only turtle that i hate
  9:48am queems:

on earth
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:48am WaffleMix:

We don't get to hear the Pary Girl remix winner on air? Only for the privileged?
  9:48am Flash:

Where is the party girls link?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:48am iiibeat:

Time to boil the farm. My eyes are stinky . .

Yeah . . Trump has helped to ruin valid conservative movements . . Possibly by design. Gigantic idiot. Totally propped up by the mainstream in the 2016 primary season.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:49am Webhamster Henry:

@Flash scroll up, to under the burning garbage truck!
Avatar 9:49am dale:

gotta be someone out there who can play their flatulence with grace and aplomb.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:49am Hugo (NL):

@Flash: blogfiles.wfmu.org...
  9:49am F୵ F୵ (:

Word on the street is our beloved original Talking Egg moved to Parlegg after being permabanned from Twitter. Never been there as is full of right-wing eggtremists. Anyone else heard about this?
Avatar 9:49am HyperDose:

@Webhamster Henry This is going to be fun! Can't decide what style I want to do it in
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:49am YETI BOB:

dale: there was a famous one in the 19th century, look up La Petomaine
  9:49am Dean:

See track B3: https://www.discogs.com/Various-John-Peels-Archive-Things/release/2206686
Avatar 9:49am Roberto:

GOP be like, nah that last guy wasn't stupid enough. Well hello, Dernald!
  9:50am queems:

nosey music is enchanting
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:50am mariano:

I think that "Trader Mike Pence" poster is the chud equivalent of the Federalist Papers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:50am Ike:

@queems: "on earth" suggests that there are space turtles that you hate. Which space turtles and why?
Avatar 9:50am Roberto:

We definitely need more diarrhea grandma (or whatever her name is) today.
Avatar 9:51am Roberto:

I was thinking of shopping at Trader Silly Balls' today.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:51am mariano:

Roberto: Just wait for the chinless Don Jr./Kid Rock ticket in 2024.
Avatar 9:51am Roberto:

Oops sissy.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:52am People Like Us:

Congratulations Ken on this marvellous find
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:52am mariano:

Roberto: don't be such a silly balls ;)
Avatar 9:52am Hubig Pie:

Q-guy looks a bit like Brunhilde
Avatar 9:52am Rich in Bristol:

I've only just recently changed my ringtone from "Ride of the Valkyries", so this nose tune confused me. The performance is very refreshing. Nice to remember why I love the song.
  9:52am Guy in Solihull U.K.:

Thanks @Mark S !
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:52am iiibeat:

I swear it was the Establishment's way to soak the flames going from the Ron Paul/Libertarian movement within the Republican Party. Hook and Distort.
  9:53am queems:

@ike this creepy idiot https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/1/space-turtle-jamie-price.jpg
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:53am ifeelfatnsassy:

Because I know I'm not the only one who wants to share blood diarrhea lady with their friends and loved ones, here's a direct link: answerphone.tumblr.com...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:53am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Having played one ukulele, please play "Dj Yoda - George Formby Turntablised" as an antidote.
  9:53am Gerry from Miami:

Do you think Jim Morrison would approve of that rather excellent version of "The End?"
  9:53am Androu B.:

@Photoline
Our local Walgreen's ran out of paper towel. Looks like it's about to go down again.

@SM Ken-vil
Might be a bad time for this, but better now before the potentially inevitable worst comes to wreak havoc upon all our lives:
I'd like to request a track that once had a fair amount of rotation not so long ago. Can't recall the name of the artist or be sure of the title. I only recall that the group kept ad-libbing the line "What about (seal/whale/wolf/etc.) rights?"
Avatar 9:54am dale:

cool yeti bob! or hot....as it may be.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:55am People Like Us:

this IS a nose flute and not a parrot, isn't it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:55am dave wuz here:

it's turtles all the way down
  9:55am F୵ F୵ (:

Androu B


Moondog – Enough About Human Rights
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:55am Handy Haversack:

Yeah, eff that space turtle, queems.
Avatar 9:55am dale:

sounds like an episode of xena princess warrior.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:56am mariano:

If we have a nose flute, can we have some Butt Trumpet too?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 9:56am Okasa:

After the Beer Hall Putsch, Hitler was sentenced to a year in a VERY cushy prison with his co-conspirators where he wrote 'Mein Kampf'.
  9:56am Erin in TO:

I am at risk of bursting out laughing in an unprofessional manner at work thanks to this gem from Shittyflute
  9:57am annette:

they ALL will have worms crawlin up their asses when 6 feet under.
  9:57am queems:

@handy i’m sure some are ok but that one in particular gets on my last nerve
Avatar 9:57am HyperDose:

Is this a funeral? Because it sounds like Ken is grieving. Is it because he found out Animal Skin guy is a basement dwelling incel?

@dale I was never angry about Xena showing up on my TV
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 9:58am (((Murakami Whywolf):

I'm concerned that the Republican Party will split into Sane and Nazi, and the Nazi Republican Party will be larger than the current version.
Avatar 9:59am a polished polish lady:

Good morning, this one really toots my horn
  10:00am banksy68:

Umm...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:00am Webhamster Henry:

Is Clay awake? He may want to play along!
Avatar 10:02am HyperDose:

Oh thank god, we're legal. I was worried.
  10:02am queems:

no
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:02am YETI BOB:

((Murakami)) I think that's a valid concern. I'm hoping that the splintering of the GOP puts them in a semi-permanent minority
  10:02am Gerry from Miami:

Jazz and blues master of large brass(primarily tuba) and woodwind instruments, Howard Johnson, passed away this week. He was also an accomplished player of the pennywhistle. Did I hear any of those in this set of tunes? There used to be an all-kazoo band from southern California, promoted by the one and only Dr. Demento, that did a killer version of Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love."
  10:02am annette:

i repeat myself. motihari brigade song TALKING TO CRAZY splains it all
  10:03am F୵ F୵ (:

I believe that was Luciano Pavahorrorti doing the legal ID
  10:05am annette:

Howard Johnson got my mojo workin.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:05am steveo:

do the right thing, remove the mfer and i also think that the repubs will not recover easily from the rift, either way
Avatar 10:05am Nacho:

Can I read the legal ID in spanish? I might have some skype credit left in my account..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:06am steveo:

THAT GOOSE
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:06am mariano:

(((Murakami))): I think it's better to have a smaller than a larger Nazi party. The GOP has been radicalized for a while now, and the "moderates" have largely turned a blind eye so long as they keep their share of the power. Let the sane ones get out of the burning building.
Avatar 10:06am Strandlund:

Impeachy!!
  10:07am F୵ F୵ (:

Nacho,

You can but it won't be valid according to the strict Scandinavian rules. You can do it in spanish first and then in english (that would be great!)_
  10:07am Gerry from Miami:

Annette, don't you mean your "HoJo?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:08am steveo:

where i grew up in suburban delaware, our favorite diner was hojos,isn't that sad
  10:09am two tigers:

What a gem! Where did you foind Sprīdītis?!?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 10:09am Really Lisa:

Oeuf, F୵ F୵! (9:49^^)
Jeebus Gym J just gibberished.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:10am Steve from Dunwoody:

i miss the lego box
  10:11am annette:

just want to see you all on yer own
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:11am Handy Haversack:

The Talking Egg manifests where it will! Time, order, linearity -- these mean nothing to the Talking Egg! O heed, heed, all you Freed Forms!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:12am steveo:

amen reverend haversack
  10:13am Gerry from Miami:

@STEVEO. Maybe overall, not the greatest place to eat. But I do remember those lovely little tea carts that a waitress would push up and down the aisles on "All You Can Eat" fried clams night. YUM!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:13am sphere:

Escape the yolk of oppression!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:14am Ike:

@steveo, ours was Friendly's, so is that sadder?
Avatar 10:14am βrian:

Talking Egg Timer, on the other hand, brooks no such nonsense.
"Soft boiled, Medium soft," etc.
  10:14am F୵ F୵ (:

Really Lisa,

Thanks. I thought it was a yolk but now i know this is serious.
Avatar 10:15am Nacho:

@F୵ F୵, damn Scandinavian rules... I don't know if I have enough time to say it in both languages
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:15am steveo:

@ike, tbh, yes
  10:15am F୵ F୵ (:

Nacho,

that's why we invented Spanglish.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:16am steveo:

digging the ୵'s
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:16am Handy Haversack:

I printed the instructions and put them up on the fridge by the phone, but I have a meeting at 11 today, crapdangit.

steveo, I was mostly raised by Waffle House.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 10:16am Really Lisa:

No yolk, F୵ F୵, he's gone to the dark web alwhite.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:17am (Murakami Whywolf))):

YETI BOB:
The problem is that even if the Republican Party becomes completely unhinged, the Democrats will sometimes nominate someone who's personally unacceptable, e.g. _actually_ pædophile or unacceptably corrupt.

Some argue this happened in 2016—I actually agree, though in this case it was a combination of some real faults, dislike among the Press, and over two decades of right-wing defamation.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:17am steveo:

he lives in federal jail now
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:17am Handy Haversack:

Lisa, F୵ F୵, all will be revealed when he releases his new albumin.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:18am steveo:

@HH i don't know a lot about waffle house, willing to do more research
  10:18am Dale:

LOL
  10:18am annette:

sad state of affairs when you cant order a soft boiled egg anymore. and waitress doesnt comprehend " buttered waffle" no difference than buttered toast, no ?
Avatar 10:18am HyperDose:

His next bowel movement should be fossilized and preserved in a synthetic glaze
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:18am Ken From Hyde Park:

Make sure ASG's mother didn't sneak a file in with the kale & sprouts.
Avatar 10:18am White Michael:

Animal skin guy? I call him Buffalo Shaman.. I
thought you were talking about Aaron Mostofsky
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:18am People Like Us:

Global Weirding one step further
  10:19am Dale:

And put up pictures of them!
  10:19am Sam:

That vegan vet animal guy seems like he got mixed up with the wrong crowd. Most of those capitol thugs hate animals.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:19am mariano:

The guy with the "Camp Auschwitz" tee has been arrested.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:19am steveo:

we could also be found at the charcoal pit, WHICH IS THE PRESIDENT ELECT'S FAVORITE BURGER PLACE
  10:19am Sam:

WTF is a buttered waffle?!?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:20am luka:

THE WHITE MOUSE WILL NOT EXPLODE
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:20am Vivian:

Vegan? Wearing horns? FAKE VEGAN!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:20am People Like Us:

I watched the shaman get interviewed by a new age woman and he certainly knows his new age stuff
Avatar 10:20am White Michael:

son of Brooklyn Supreme Court judge Shlomo Mostofsky
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:20am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Right, 'his sister'. Prove it's not he in a dress.
  10:20am F୵ F୵ (:

Un oeuf with the egg puns!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:20am People Like Us:

watch this interview with him www.podbean.com...
Avatar 10:21am βrian:

Peaches for breakfast today!
Avatar 10:22am White Michael:

How is possible Buffalo Shaman is not a Burning Man guy? If you was you'd think that would be out by now. he looks like half the dudes there
Avatar 10:22am HyperDose:

Oh crap....the kale could be organically raised, but planted with GMO seeds! Who's gonna tell him?
  10:22am morphe':

Animal skin guy's mother said:"He gets very sick if he eats anything that is not organic." Nice to see Ma sticking up for her spawn... Wonder if she also paid for Ms Birdy Kuck's music lessons?
  10:22am annette:

nice fresh hot waffle topped with some of that old butter laying around the kitchen. then ya splash the soft boiled egg on it. cure all.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:23am steveo:

ken you are on fire & i love it
  10:23am Leonard Carbone:

Disco Danzig! Our disco ball here at our Chicago bike shop needs it!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:24am Handy Haversack:

Two please, annette!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:24am Steve from Dunwoody:

Insurrection is a good word for the event. Attack is also good. Both are better than Riot. I don't think Terrorists correctly describes the nature of the participants. It is also over-used. I suggest Insurgents, Rebels, Traitors, or Insurrectionists.
Avatar 10:24am Rich in Bristol:

The Australian Fall?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:25am People Like Us:

watch the video that i pasted up there about the Shaman - he's hardcore new age, and it's very weird indeed seeing more and more people from the psychedelic/seeker kind of world being right wing now
  10:25am YETI BOB:

@Leonard: I'm trying to think of what bike shop in Chicago has a disco ball
Avatar 10:25am Strandlund:

Turn in the "Trader Cops" that let the crowd of inbred hillbillys in...
  10:25am chris r:

this is weird
  10:26am Dean:

Boycott Trader Joe's!
Avatar 10:27am HyperDose:

WFMU is a cult 💎 🦎
  10:27am chris r:

trying to decipher whi this is w/o looking at playlist
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:27am (Murakami Whywolf))):

I've just kept a pot of tea acceptably hot for over ninety minutes wrapped in a fleece WFMU hooded sweatshirt.

It's almost certainly too late for 2021's Marathon, but please consider for 2022's, or for 2021's HellRaiser, a fleece WFMU tea-cosy.
Avatar 10:27am βrian:

But I like Trailer Joe's ...
  10:27am Sam:

Animal guy was probably just in it for the theatrics, like a dumb sports fan. If you really were serious about staging a coup you'd probably wear a shirt at the very least.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:27am Steve from Dunwoody:

lego box is back!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:28am People Like Us:

not saying he isn't nuts too but he has been a "shaman" for a long time
  10:28am Leonard Carbone:

Kozy's at Erie and Wells
  10:28am annette:

never knew the meaning of insurrection till started studying italian about 30 years ago. translating song lyrics. didnt realize it would become an every day term.
  10:28am chris r:

what happened to trater joes?
Avatar 10:29am βrian:

He didn't know the hair is to face inward with that hair shirt??
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 10:30am Really Lisa:

This is providing superb background music to the live House stream. I'm gonna bring this up, then sit back down. Impeachment redux notwithstanding, I'm feckin tired of seeing grown a$$ people, somehow unable to correctly wear a damned face mask. It, much like the actions of the insurrectionists, is inexcusable. I yield the rest of my time.
  10:30am chris r:

lotta MILFS go to Traitor hoes
  10:31am morphe':

Sam - ya have to see at least a bit of the link sent by People Like Us to realize he could not wear a shirt because he was channeling high frequency energy waves through the DNA on the tips of his nipples... see 10:20 above
Avatar 10:31am TDK60:

Right, Really Lisa! Wear your mathk!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:31am People Like Us:

oh good, someone saw what I said :)
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:31am Handy Haversack:

Math checks out, morph.
  10:31am F୵ F୵ (:

But didn't the US president just say “Be there, will be wild!”? That's not incitement of insurrection. That's just telling mr Will to be wild.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:32am People Like Us:

www.podbean.com...
Avatar 10:32am HyperDose:

I flippin' love this station. Turn it upppp
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:32am mariano:

I've got it on mute while the GOP hucksters do their vaudeville routines. All that's missing is the sign-language interpreter making the jerkoff motion throughout.
Avatar 10:32am Strandlund:

I keep hoping Ted Cruz will screw himself into the ground!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:32am David (in London):

This is a departure from Brickfield Nights.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:32am steveo:

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
  10:33am morphe':

Handy - I hated Geometry because of all the memorization, but I did well on Trig, etc..
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:33am Threemoons:

YEAH YEAH YEAH
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:33am mariano:

I love traditional Celtic folk music.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:34am Threemoons:

So on probably the last day of this crappy temp gig...just enough to put me out of range of unemployment this week, which sucks...last week I earned exactly $28 over the limit for NY. Grrrr...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:34am Handy Haversack:

Not gonna apologize for loving this!
Avatar 10:34am HyperDose:

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:34am steveo:

cathartic
  10:35am Androu B.:

Agree with Rich in Bristol. Got a Fall vibe out of that Native Cats track.

Hello, Vicki luv! Can we look forward to more "DIY or Die" in the coming days ahead?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:35am Handy Haversack:

The precariat, Threemoons, growing to encompass us all.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:35am Threemoons:

This is gorgeous
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:35am Doug in JC:

I had to add "sea shanty" to my list of muted phrases on twitter
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:35am mariano:

Hey, Phillippe, David.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:35am Threemoons:

@Handy yep
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:35am YETI BOB:

@morphe' : To be fair, I feel like I can't wear a hat because it blocks the emanation of my brain-waves. But I generally keep that to myself. And I don't go around storming capitols.
  10:36am grtyvr:

TikTok
Avatar 10:36am βrian:

You can't fish from a sea shanty.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:36am Barney Grubbs:

my kid showed me the sea shanty tic tocs yesterday. Way better than the Da Vinki twins
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:36am Handy Haversack:

Doug, pretend I don't know why and explain that one for me?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:36am mariano:

YETI BOB: Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men like me are uptight.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:37am David (in London):

Hey Mariano.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:38am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Steve from Dunwoody:
A few protestors, a lot of rioters/insurrectionists, a few terrorists (e.g. the zip-cuffs guy[s] and the others bent on kidnapping and murder who were or worked with the diversionary bombers). More protestors at the beginning, most of them were happy to become rioters and insurrectionists.

What I believe right now:
Trump was hoping for a riot that would stop the count, but once it got worse he was happy to see Pelosi and Pence hang, and was planning to masturbate (or be serviced) to
video of it every day for the rest of his life, and I'm dead-serious.
Avatar 10:38am βrian:

@mariano: Embrace the comb-over. It will shield you.
  10:38am annette:

@mariano. wear your baldness like a crown.
  10:38am F୵ F୵ (:

PLU,

Yes. it's happening in Germany. Anti-vaxxers, far-right and hippie moms are all united
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:38am brainiac:

Is Dylan dead again?
Avatar 10:39am TDK60:

They recently remodeled the 161 W. 4th St. building, Ken.
  10:39am Listener Bop Monroe:

greetings fromlate to the party Tannersville.
this britney/dylan is incredible!!!!
  10:39am Davefrom Brooklyn:

Top o the mornin' Ken O' Freedman
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:39am Pedro in Arlington:

No AirBnbs next week in the DC region next week. Sorry folks. Stay home and listen to WFMU.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:40am steveo:

i buried bob
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:40am Doug in JC:

@Handy some trend going around where people sing sea shanties. it was taking over my feed yesterday and I did away with it before I really understood it myself
  10:40am F୵ F୵ (:

(Murakami Whywolf))),

I can picture him in his golden mastorbatorium.
Avatar 10:40am dale:

is there ever a good case?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:40am People Like Us:

a poo song
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 10:40am Okasa:

Everyone should treat themselves and watch "I Have a Bad Case of Diarrhea" on YouTube.
Avatar 10:41am White Michael:

where is this nose flute channel?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:41am People Like Us:

I could imagine this being by Porest
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:41am xtrakrispy:

"gotta meeting with the pope about all the colored people coming over here" -Amore, Bob
  10:41am Dean:

I have a backache and a rad idea.
  10:41am queems:

i was walking in the dark by myself the other morning and i was thinking of the other one SPARE ME MY LIFE
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:41am Ken From Hyde Park:

The post card was sent to positively 4th Street.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:41am People Like Us:

this is amazing
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:41am David (in London):

Jesus, I hope all this diarrhoea clears up before The Party Girls arrive.
  10:41am morphe':

People Like Us - a folksy duo called Fleetwood Cave have a "record" out called
People Like Us ... Came across them via 18th Day played on FMU...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:42am PaulRobeson1920:

@Dale @9:49 That would be called “sit down air” tunes/ “Sit down air” music

@Gerry From Miami @9:53 “No safety or surprise”
Avatar 10:42am TDK60:

There's also now an okay Italian coffee joint nearby, where you can sit and look to where Freewheelin' Bob came moseying down Jones St.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:42am People Like Us:

there are a few People Like Us, yes!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:42am Handy Haversack:

@Doug, funny old thing, life!
  10:42am Listener Bop Monroe:

creepiest Bugs ever....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:43am dave wuz here:

at my work you can go home if you shit your pants. i think that's fair.
  10:43am chris r:

diarea? i have covid!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:43am WaffleMix:

Why
  10:43am queems:

omg
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:44am PaulRobeson1920:

Gee wiz
  10:44am F୵ F୵ (:

What people don't know or don't want to admit is that diarrhoea Lady is one of the Party Girls (Eleanor to be more specific).
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:44am steveo:

"The Sex Shop Near to Where Bob Dylan Lived" www.villagevoice.com...
Avatar 10:44am Strandlund:

@Dave wuz here...You obviously don't work for AMAZON...
  Swag For Life Member 10:44am spugbum:

reminds me of that ink running down Rudy's face
  10:44am Dan from Delco:

Ok terrific!
  10:44am Marshall Stacks:

Poor Victoria Jackson
  10:44am chris r:

hey i once knew these two girls....Dia and Rea! HAHAHAHA
  10:45am Timo:

Cryin fm D Lady
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:45am YETI BOB:

Diarrhœa is so much more classy when you write it with a ligature
Avatar 10:45am TDK60:

Steveo: and right next door to the sex shop is Music Inn music store, with open mikes. Fun place. Check it out sometime.
  10:45am Dean:

The one time I dined at Le Bernardin the server told a story similar to DL's before taking our order.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:46am brainiac:

@David (in London): Thanks for reminding me, I' forgotten The Party Girls were coming. I've got a lot of straightening up before they get here.
Avatar 10:46am Hubig Pie:

Diorrhoea is olde english spelling of a rather unpleasant condition
Avatar 10:46am HyperDose:

This is a song I'd write to my cat
Avatar 10:47am Strandlund:

Don't miss what?
  10:47am Yom ama:

Last week d lady was bad enough, what have we done to deserve this? Still luv u though
  10:47am Androu B.:

Speaking of Party Girls and sex shops, can anyone tell me if The Pink Pussycat still in business?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:47am David (in London):

brainiac - That old brown rug will hide a multitude of sins, but give me a call if you get stuck with anything. Removal of stains is a speciality of mine...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:48am steveo:

where'd those false starts come from is that on the record (patsy)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:48am steveo:

nicht kenschlampen
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:48am brainiac:

For the record, Bubbles is AC and Eleanor is DC. Or is it the other way 'round?
  10:50am annette:

gonna shit my drawers if you all keep making me laff
  10:50am morphe':

1970s Bklyn Catolic school boy joke
How do you spell diarrhea?
D I Dash 2Plopps and a splash...
Ya can take the boy out of the gutter but ya canna' take
the gutter out of the boy!!!!
  10:51am chris r:

r we still sposed to boycotttrators joes?
  10:51am Brendan:

Hi Ken!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:52am Handy Haversack:

Ken, you should mash up Steve Martin's kid in the Parenthood movie doing "when you're sliding into first, and you're feeling something burst -- diarrhea! diarrhea!" song with Eleanor the diarrhea Party Girl.

But don't ask why he would ever slide into first.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:52am PMD:

Oh that's so great. WFMU tik tok!!
  10:53am F୵ F୵ (:

YETI BOB,

Diarrhœa is what us, sophisticated ScheißeFlöte aficionados, like to practice.
  10:53am chris r:

when are gonna change the world?
  10:53am Brendan:

Dammit late to class again. I see you took my suggestion for the diarrhea thing to heart. I hope “everything came out all right”.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:53am PaulRobeson1920:

There are no sides. Contrary to Pete Seeger’s “Which side are you on?”
There is only 1 moral high ground it has always been. All common people the world over desire the same thing.
Peace and love baby
  10:54am Dean:

TikTok, jesus, that's what it's come to. NYT did a story about Sir Tim Berners-Lee, who is having second thoughts about this web thing he foisted on us. Too little, too late, Sir Tim.
  10:54am F୵ F୵ (:

Bubbles is AC and Eleanor is DC. AND Gertrude is in the WC.
Avatar 10:54am βrian:

I guess one might slide on a return from an aborted steal attempt, but I dunno.
Avatar 10:54am HyperDose:

Dudes who storm capitols be like: www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:57am Ike:

All this diarrhea talk is triggering for people with colitis and Crohn's!!!!

J/k, we're so used to it, it doesn't even register.
  10:58am F୵ F୵ (:

Please diarrhea lady call in!
  10:58am Davefrom Brooklyn:

Dr Freedman, my nephew is getting hitched and I'm wondering if The Party Girls would be interested in working a maskless batchelor party?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:58am efd:

I heard "Zebra Trucks" and thought I was late for my 11am meeting!
  10:59am Dean:

Kind of like yawning? Somebody mentions it and you reflexively do it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:59am PMD:

Very official sounding.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:59am YETI BOB:

hey that was me stumbling though the station ID
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:59am PMD:

Gaylord Fields messed with my mind one show and played Zebra Trucks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:59am steveo:

gaylord played zebra trucks the other night and i started salivating
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 10:59am brainiac:

Well enunciated, YETI BOB.
Avatar 11:00am HyperDose:

Yeti! That was very intimidating, yet reassuring at the same time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:00am PMD:

@Yeti Bob... nicely done. Though next time SCREAM :-)
  11:00am F୵ F୵ (:

I applaud you, YETI BOB. We don't really deserve diarrhea lady to call in...yet
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:00am Handy Haversack:

Arrrrrgh, meeting at 11. I don't know if I can make it back before noon. Thanks for all, Ken!

Tried to call for the legal, but it was busy.
Avatar 11:01am TDK60:

I hope the Scots don't let the Midtown Mussolini flee to there after Jan. 20..
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:01am YETI BOB:

I slipped a little on WMFU. Whose brilliant idea was it to have WFMU and WMFU?
  11:01am Brendan:

All of this diarrhea talk is highly irregular.
  11:01am F୵ F୵ (:

hasta luego Handy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:01am Aaron in Minneapolis:

I called but I got ringing, DAMN YOU YETI BOB!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:01am steveo:

wMFu is so hard
  11:01am Androu B.:

@F୵ F୵
Thanks for ID'ing the Moondog track for me.

@ SM KEN-VIL
As previously mentioned, how about playing said Moondog track?

@everybody else
Tamarinds are effective at alleviating "dire rear". Latin Americans have known this for a long time.
  11:01am wfmu listener phillip:

great show @KEN I'm at my storage locker fixing up my cookware. can I expect some "negativeland" coming up in the final hour
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:02am Handy Haversack:

Hasta la semana proxima, F୵ F୵!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:02am YETI BOB:

Aaron - I've tried probably 10-20 times and this is the first time I've gotten through to do the legal. Keep trying!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:02am (((Murakami Whywolf):

People Like Us:
Rumour had it that in the 1950s and '60s' health food' shops were hotbeds of American Nazi Party and John Birch Society literature—purity/Reineßchaft, opposition to fluoridation were attractors.

More lately, opposition to government crack-downs on fraudulent 'medicine' and opposition to vaccination and masks are nucleation points.
  11:02am F୵ F୵ (:

It toolk me almost 10 years of listening to the station to realise WMFU existed.
  11:02am Brendan:

Furthermore who goes around carrying a case full of diarrhea. That’s bad.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:03am Crudbringer:

Nothing like Ken to inspire and elevate the spirit. Thanks Be To You, Our Stationery Mangler.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:03am brainiac:

I think it was Sammy Davis JR who perfected the administering of the Low Hug.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:03am PaulRobeson1920:

When nature calls there is nothing you can do, but answer @Brendan
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:04am Aaron in Minneapolis:

Then I dont feel as bad Yeti, I did it last week at 11, you deserve this Yeti
  11:04am wfmu listener phillip:

working pretty hard here at my cubesmart 5 by 5 locker to make space for all the new stainless steel pots pans I bought.
Avatar 11:05am βrian:

Induction-compatible, @phillip?
  11:06am morphe':

Murakami - there was a late night/over night religious dude on local NYC TV - in the early 80s. He was offing Vegetarian meal packets - claiming that was why Moses lived to 600 and whatever years old... It was as funny as heck .. Bob???? Somebody..
  11:06am wfmu listener phillip:

another rent raise! the cubesmart lady informed me the rent in Feb will be $60 a month.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:06am Stanley:

Jeezus. I've managed to take a break from the unsufferably horrible work I'm doing this afternoon.
And I don't want to even think about what I've missed. The Party Girls, I suppose for a start.
But now I can relax for a while.
Can I?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:06am mariano:

All this talk of diarrh(o)ea reminded me of a list I started a while back of innocuous expressions that would make for really disturbing porn titles. Top of the list: Party Poopers. Followed by Puppy Love and Mother Tongue.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:07am (Murakami Whywolf))):

PaulRobeson1920:
The moral high ground must also have reference not just to 'desire' but to means. Some people want peace and love by killing everyone they don't love and whose breathing disturbs their peace.

See 'They are killing us, Paul.'.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 11:07am Really Lisa:

I give props to all who can hear themselves w/o wincing in remorse. I have thought about calling in the station ID, but highly dislike audio of me.
Yielding my time again, hi TDK, didn't recognize you in your mask.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:07am karlward:

Weirdest Leonard Cohen "Hallelujah" cover ever
  11:07am Brendan:

@Paul, amen to that. What’s worse is that you can’t be sure when it will call on you or what trigger food will activate the hideous brownage. It really is a crapshoot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:07am xtrakrispy:

@phillip - may I ask why you are cooking your your storage locker?
  11:08am wfmu listener phillip:

@brian naturally! I went ALL OUT and spent the whole $600 check on top notch cookwear.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:08am PaulRobeson1920:

U cant believe i’m writing this but Party Girls get the runs all the time. And party boys i’m sure of it
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:08am brainiac:

Don't Miss: The Harp of the Chosen People
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:08am PaulRobeson1920:

I**
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:08am Beast of Boonton:

Olga!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:08am Ken From Hyde Park:

Olga! Here we go! 🐎 You go, party girl!
  11:08am F୵ F୵ (:

Really Lisa, but we all hate the sound of our own voice. They say the more you hate it the more appealing it is for everybody else.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:09am YETI BOB:

@ReallyLisa: I did an overnight radio show for several years. Used to hate hearing any recording of my voice. But over time I got more used to it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:09am Yes:

this harp has me dancing
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:09am David (in London):

Stanley, I saved you half a cheese sandwich.

Mariano - Clam Chowder?
  11:10am queems:

these skills geez louise
Avatar 11:10am Strandlund:

Animal Skin Guy's Mom...Fantastic!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:10am PaulRobeson1920:

@Murakami Whywolf))) I could be more specific but generally all people the world over want to live in peace.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:10am Beast of Boonton:

the jews harp spreads the covid ya know
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:10am YETI BOB:

@ReallyLisa: you can get used to it, you can also train yourself to stop doing the things that sound bad. For me I learned to stop saying "um" and "like" so much, and to not go into a high-pitched register when excited, or "uptalk" at the end of sentences.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:11am dave wuz here:

boner sounds of the world
Avatar 11:11am bbxtina:

with the right editing, this song could be a great soundtrack for a really interested pornvid
Avatar 11:11am Martinibomb:

I went to a jews harp festival on the Oregon coast once <3
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:11am YETI BOB:

like any exercise - the more you do it the better you get at it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12am Ike:

Oh wow, I was never completely certain until now that P**** was a joke account. Should've figured it out sooner.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:12am Carmichael:

Good morning, Kenneth.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:13am Threemoons:

@Yeti Bob porn or jaw harp or both?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:13am Doug in JC:

Jaw harp, please
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:13am Rob W:

Thanks Ken for playing that great track by Slovenian avant-folksters Širom. The video for that track is pretty nutty too - www.youtube.com... . It's from their album A Universe that Roasts Blossoms For a Horse on Glitterbeat ( glitterbeat.com... )
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:14am YETI BOB:

@3Moons: Haha! I was talking about improving the sound of one's own recorded voice.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 11:14am Really Lisa:

Clever, F୵ F୵.. *nearly picked up the phone just now!
Yetib, someone told me we only sound hideous to ourselves.. besides F୵ F୵ a few mins ago. I thought of doing an Aaron, ie recording ahead of time. Solo lockdown and working from home since March 12th has further withdrawn any impulse I had to speak, apparently. Thanks for the advice, though!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:14am Handy Haversack:

The question stands, YB.

(I just realized I can leave the stream on WHILE on a meeting call! This changes everything!)
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:15am (Murakami Whywolf))):

morphe':
Canonically, Moses lived to one hundred and twenty years of age. Among Ashkenazi Jews, when wishing long life to someone, one wished them that much, it being unseemly to suggest that anyone deserved to live longer than Moses Our Teacher.

(You'd think we'd have learned that 'deserved' isn't how one gets _anything_.)

(Atheist I want to live forever: I consider all anti-immortality stories and homilies just to be sour grapes.)
  11:16am Jon:

Wow, that jew’s harp stuff was excellent
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:16am mariano:

David: Good one! Reminds me of a Letterman Top-10 list from the 80s, "Top-10 Least-Known Norman Rockwell Paintings" which included one called "Bad Clams." Others included "The Sweetheart of the Cell Block" and "A Boy's First Manicure."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:16am anne:

I set the Benny Hill tune as the ringtone for my Mom (thanks, 7SD) and every time I hear it, I think my Mom's calling. Had to check my phone just then.
  11:17am F୵ F୵ (:

Welcome back, Handy. You really never left. You were always here present with us. You and the omnipresent talking egg
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:17am steveo:

just don't sing along, handy
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:17am YETI BOB:

ReallyLisa: It's acoustics. When you hear yourself the sound comes through bone conduction so the pitch is lower than what comes through the air.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:18am Crudbringer:

Back in college, we discovered a JPEG on the just-coalescing Internet, a Cronenbergian/Maude-Lebowskian collage of painted nails and vulvae, entitled _Clam Chowder_.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:18am anne:

Or maybe it was this show's premium. I can't remember, but those ringtones are handy. Thanks, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:18am Doug in JC:

I used to have the cellphone-speaker interference noise as my ringtone. Not popular.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:18am Crudbringer:

Back in college, we discovered a JPEG on the just-coalescing Internet, a Cronenbergian/Maude-Lebowskian collage of painted nails and vulvae, entitled _Clam Chowder_.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:18am PMD:

@anne, nice
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:18am Crudbringer:

Bleah. It wasn't _that_ funny...
Avatar 11:20am Strandlund:

Cool...Are we going to get Animal Skin Guy's entire clan on here today, Ken?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:20am brainiac:

If there were any chance is hell SMK were to call me, I'd make his ringtone the screaming goat.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 11:20am Really Lisa:

Yeti, thanks! Helps to see that. No more voice-hating. Except first thing in the morning voice. woof.
Avatar 11:20am TDK60:

I hope The Cayman Islands deny entry to the great-again guy.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:20am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Rob W:
The lady in red in that video is sexier than almost all of the women in Kaloopy videos, which such are incidentally a great source of nearly worthless music.
  11:21am Davefrom Brooklyn:

In a world where we're swimming in a sea o' fire rear, thankfully we can climb up on the WFMU Liferaft! Whew,
Avatar 11:21am Photoline:

Things are tents
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 11:22am Okasa:

Are Andy or SMK or any other WFMU celebs on Cameo?
  11:22am F୵ F୵ (:

Are we going to pretend Ken didn't post a photo of a little girl sitting in the lap of a corpse ?
  11:22am Androu B.:

@braniac
Funny thing, I was thinking about doing just that, lol!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:23am Handy Haversack:

There's no proof he *took* the photo, F/F/!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:24am Carmichael:

"Hey doctor, you gotta help me, I think I'm going nuts. 3 days a week, I think I'm a tepee. The other 4 days I think I'm a wigwam."

"i know your problem. You're just two tents."
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:24am brainiac:

If Ken was any other DJ, Ken would have to let him go.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:24am YETI BOB:

F୵ F୵: And why does she have a Priority Mail sticker on her? Is somebody sending kids through the mail?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:25am CVB from SYR:

Ah the good old days when you could mail children across the country.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:25am steveo:

@photoline i went to the doctor and said i'm having recurring nightmares, one night i'm a wigwam the next night i'm a tepee and she said the problem is you're two tents
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:26am David (in London):

It's a promotional still from the never-completed NEKRomantic III.
Avatar 11:26am Photoline:

@Carmichael sehr gut
  11:26am J&E in Ithaca NY:

Yes!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:26am Ike:

I don't get it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:26am steveo:

omg carmichael sorry i didn't see yours
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:27am Threemoons:

Ich kann Deutsch sprechen. Means ASSHOLE!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:27am Webhamster Henry:

Didn't listen to hear if he was referring to anatomy or personality.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:27am PMD:

Ja, aber you can say or not say asshole depending on the meaning
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:27am Threemoons:

or better yet, ich kenne Deutsch...
Avatar 11:28am OnTheTrain:

Whats going on in the image next to the song by " Olga Podluzhnaya (Ольга ПодлужнаяY) "
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:28am AnAnonymousParty:

Bad news folks, went to order the Lego kit on Amazon, got this: "Note: Product not eligible for Express Delivery. Ground Shipping Only." So it's apparently on the "no fly" list.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:28am (((Murakami Whywolf):

I forget, is that Rita Repulsa or Princess Dragon Mom?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:28am Threemoons:

Wait that Lego set is REAL?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:28am YETI BOB:

Wait a sec, was that Ivor Cutler on "Arschloch"??
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:29am Ken From Hyde Park:

How does TikTok work? Like this? www.tiktok.com...
Avatar 11:29am Roberto:

I'm back from the orthodontist, wha'd I miss?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:30am Webhamster Henry:

Jews harps and Vuvuzelas.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:30am Ike:

I think that should be Подлужная not ПодлужнаяY.
  11:30am morphe':

Harmonica
  11:30am Laura L:

Noch besser, Three Moons: Ich kann Deutsch. Ken, maybe it's FCC ok if you say it means hole of the ass?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:31am Crudbringer:

Harmonica: Dirty bomb
Jews' harp: Tactical nuke
Didgeridoo: ICBM
  11:31am grtyvr:

@OnTheTrain https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00LHR2QKC/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=jawlineexercise-20&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=B00LHR2QKC&linkId=99f52b0e624b8c258030163a6fea1360
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:31am PMD:

I just got a harmonica and gonna learn how to play
  11:31am F୵ F୵ (:

Подлужная! Not ПодлужнаяY! Yasus!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:31am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Vulvazeaus?
Avatar 11:32am OnTheTrain:

grtyvr: Amazing
Avatar 11:32am Photoline:

Ocelot Guy and Hamster Woman
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:32am Handy Haversack:

Rock me, Vulvazeaus.
Avatar 11:32am HyperDose:

@Threemoons No, it's from a meme page on instagram
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:33am steveo:

now unmute and saythat on your call
  11:33am Androu B.:

@Webhamster Henry

Vuvuzelas are annoying! (I partly blame Evan "Funk" Davies for that. He keeps using that horn sound effect profusely every time he announces his contact info over the air.)
Avatar 11:33am Photoline:

Blue Monday with wawa
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:34am brainiac:

BABABOOEY
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:34am YETI BOB:

Im listening to Arschloch again - really hard to understand Ivor Cutler's Scottish-accented German!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:35am efd:

For the record, that sound is an AIRHORN powered by compressed air and requiring no expulsion of breath or saliva whatsoever.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:35am rsj:

i've never thought of boise like that
Avatar 11:35am Photoline:

The Ipcress Twins
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:35am efd:

p.s. Thank you for listening, @Androu. :)
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:35am Handy Haversack:

AND IT IS GLORIOUS, efd!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:36am YETI BOB:

Ok, there were 2 versions of the Arschloch song. The version with Ivor Cutler came out on a 7" in 1980. Another version sung by Robert Vogel remained unreleased but is on YouTube
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:36am Webhamster Henry:

Efd is socially conscious! He'd never vuvuzelate!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:36am Carmichael:

You tell 'em Evan. Kick some specificity ass!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:36am mariano:

You monster. What. Have you done. To the Cocteau Twins?!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:36am brainiac:

The Eggnyet Twins are matching up with the talking egg gif PERFECTLY
Avatar 11:37am Photoline:

The Cocktail Tweens
  11:37am Davefrom Brooklyn:

Remember what we sang, remember how we danced
In Amerika, so many years ago. Paul Kantner
  11:37am Androu B.:

@efd

It's just that airhorns and vuvuzelas sound equally disturbing to me.
  11:38am Joe Mulligan:

Shazam does not recognize the Staccacteau twins.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:38am Crudbringer:

Are Jesuspants those sorts of blue jeans that have big rhinestone crosses on the pockets?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:39am Webhamster Henry:

DJ Jesuspants wfmu.org...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:39am David (in London):

Jesuspants never failed me yet.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:39am YETI BOB:

now listening to the Robert Vogel version of Arschloch. He's speaking in this heavy Swiss-German accent so it's almost impossible for me to understand
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:39am Megaroni:

Cool hand gif Sir Ken!
  11:40am morphe':

Christmas Pets - Glow =
anyone know the sci fi film used in Christmas Pets - Glow Vid?
  11:40am Androu B.:

ACIIIIIIIIID!
  11:41am F୵ F୵ (:

Wait. DJ Jesuspants exists? I thought Ken made him up.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:41am YETI BOB:

Schwyzerdütsch
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:42am brainiac:

You can favorite as many images as you want, but only 300 will show up on your listener favorites page at any given time. True story.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:42am YETI BOB:

Sorry Ken I've listened to this song 3 times now and remain perplexed. If I figure it out I'll let you know
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:42am YETI BOB:

Where's Heidee when we need her?
  11:42am F୵ F୵ (:

Thanks, Webhamster Henry. I had no idea Jesuspants is a wfmu DJ!
  11:44am chris r:

glad trumpo is gone
  11:44am Davefrom Brooklyn:

Androu b yes, that's how I spell relief
  11:44am annette:

more IVOR CUTLER.
  11:44am weiterso:

@YETI BOB even as german you cant understand
  11:45am chris r:

is he impeached yet?
  11:45am morphe':

WebHampster H - there was an FMU dj years ago who only played stuff and mixes of found tapes.... do not remember the name ... there was also a brief dj who did(only did??) live outside sound mixed shows ... actually went to see hear him when he was down the street from my house and I happened to have tuned in
  11:45am annette:

IVOR FOR PREZ.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:45am brainiac:

Paul McCartney is holding the album in such a way as to indicate that Bob Dylan is dead.
Avatar 11:45am Photoline:

McCartney Thruppence
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:46am Yvang:

Paulina pollinates
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:46am Ike:

@F0F0, both are true.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 11:46am Okasa:

Honestly, I don't believe in any conspiracy theories except Paul is Dead. I will not give that one up.
Avatar 11:47am TDK60:

That's the view from the Italian cafe, but you'd have to tilt your head left some.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:47am David (in London):

brainiac - Macca stumbled upon as mass grave, that's why they had to get rid of him.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:47am Stanley:

There was also that guy who did ye olde listener hour, using records he found on a council rubbish tip (municipal gargage dump)
  11:47am annette:

btw. certain comb overs should be an impeachable offense.
  11:48am Androu B.:

@SM KEN-VIL

Thanks for posting that trippy gif next to the Vogel track. Fantastic Planet was an exceptional animated feature that was representative of the Psychedelic era.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:48am Handy Haversack:

One wowzer typo I caught once in a MS before it went to book: to "the Nazis' ass executioners," I added a crucial "m"!
Avatar 11:48am Photoline:

Hospital radio never sounded so weird
  11:49am chris r:

woulda preferred Bernie
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:49am Crudbringer:

ASS EXECUTIONERS is either the best GWAR release or one of Mariano's stealth movie titles or maybe a Chuck Tingle about the French Revolution.
  11:50am morphe':

Annette only "certain combovers" ??? My older son's aunt used to call them a "savings and loan" so as to secretly comment in public; as in, "check out the dude over there (no pointing) with the savings and loan..."
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:50am Handy Haversack:

Crudbringer: all are true.
  11:50am F୵ F୵ (:

Or people that executed donkeys, Crudbringer.
  11:52am chris r:

annette...... combovers?
  11:53am weiterso:

here is another nice Arschloch, easy to understand
youtube.com/watch?v=LOoAQA7Jo3o
Avatar 11:53am HyperDose:

The votes are rolling in
Avatar 11:54am Strandlund:

KEN...YOU ARE THE BEST!!
  11:54am chris r:

whats it at now hyper?
  11:54am morphe':

It was said/written(cannot verify) that Ghadaffi was, after beatings' finally killed as such with a knife up his bum.. [not verified]
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:54am AnAnonymousParty:

"Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside your home."
  11:55am Hugo (NL)):

the juana Molina song reminded me of swedish band Goat
Avatar 11:55am HyperDose:

170 yay / 178 nay
  11:55am Sam:

Because it wasn't Paul McCartney, it was Billy Shears
  11:55am Davefrom Brooklyn:

Morphe, you're showing yer age, what's a S and L???
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:55am (((Murakami Whywolf):

I screwed-up: it's 'Vulvazeus', which might even mean something useful.

I'M VERY SORRY==MY ERROR'S IVY
  11:55am chris r:

so you're saying yay hyper?
Avatar 11:55am HyperDose:

Thanks Ken this was awesome. See you at 6!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:56am YETI BOB:

Juana Molina live album is SO MUCH FUN
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:56am PaulRobeson1920:

Fever roll up to a hundred and five... Roll on up, gonna roll back down
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:56am YETI BOB:

whoa is it over already? that was a quick 3 hours. bye y'all!
  11:56am ami ad:

Thank you DJ. Crew.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:56am Handy Haversack:

Thanks, Ken!

Be well, Freed Forms.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:56am brainiac:

Those terrorists were not that outstanding IMHO
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:56am Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks for today's amazing mouth noises, -Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:56am mariano:

Thank you Ken, Ass Executioners!
  11:56am F୵ F୵ (:

Thanks, Ken, Talking Egg Jr, Party Girls, and Diarrhea lady, and people! Great music, GIFs, and comments! Till next episode and remember: loosen up (not too much like to trigger diarrhea), BE HAPPY!
Avatar 11:56am Strandlund:

The "Yeas" are catching up...
  11:57am chris r:

great show as usual!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:57am PaulRobeson1920:

Gosh i Liked his mouth noises
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:57am YETI BOB:

outstandingly stupid, brainiac
Avatar 11:57am TDK60:

That's not the final vote apparently, Hyper Dose.
Avatar 11:57am Photoline:

You may have a new president by then.
  11:57am morphe':

Thanks Ken and all ....!!!!!
Waiting for the counter terrorism show tonight!!!!
  11:57am F୵ F୵ (:

Great show ass usual!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:58am brainiac:

Thank you Ken. And thanks everybody for being you.
  11:58am Hugo (NL):

l8ers

Will check SSD on the archives. to pay extra attention and make notes
  11:58am wfmu listener phillip:

cannot wait to hear tonight's SSD
  11:58am chris r:

what if the senate doesnt vote to convict? then what?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am Carmichael:

That is a procedural vote that comes before the actual vote.
  11:58am F୵ F୵ (:

Do it, Aaron or Really Lisa!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am Stanley:

Right Stanley. Back on yer head.
See you Ken and folks.

(Deep breath)
Avatar 11:58am HyperDose:

@TDK60 I'm aware, they're still counting. SSD should be fun!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:59am PaulRobeson1920:

And it's just like any other day that's ever been
Sun going up and then the sun going down
  11:59am morphe':

Chris R - he was still IMPEACHED 2Xs
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 11:59am YETI BOB:

chris r: there's the chance of using a provision of the 14th Amendment to keep him from ever running for office again
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 12:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

168 hours to go!
  12:00pm chris r:

would think hes had enough impeached or not
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 12:00pm Really Lisa:

Darn, missed a ton for a mtg :(
Thank you SM Ken, peace, all.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2020 Swag For Life Member 12:00pm brainiac:

GOT DAMN IT! I did it wrong.
Avatar 12:00pm Roberto:

Hate to break it to you SM Ken, but a lot of DJs get the WMFU wrong too.
  12:00pm Androu B.:

@ Handy

All bets are that that is what "Cult 45" has in mind. Thank God we have brave, selfless patrol officers who go out of their way to protect those of us outside of this madness.

Keep Calm And Carry On, everyone!
  12:00pm F୵ F୵ (:

thanks, brainiac! It was great nonetheless
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