Beex Beat, Beat Necroscopix (1970-1981)
Grandma Phyllis Advice for meeting people: Be yourself, though she cautions, 'I still don't know who I am. I know who I'm trying to be!'
Laura Mayer Advice for meeting people: go to a bar that's exactly 307 paces from your mouse-infested apartment.
Podington Bear By Grace Inspiring
Apes of God Advice for meeting girls: go to a paint store.
Dr. Robert Glover Advice for meeting women: tell them to do something for you
Andrea Silenzi + Anonymous Ex Roommate Advice for meeting people: make sure they won't steal your laptop and sea salt shaker
Riz Ortolani Cannibal Holocaust Theme