Andy introduces Joe Franklin
Joe Franklin says he knows Andy
Andy 'I can prove you don't know me. You're here.'
Joe Franklin recounts his astonishing career
Joe Franklin name-drops people Andy has never heard of (Sinatra, Bob Hope, Charlie Chaplin, Bing Crosby, John Wayne)
Joe Franklin tells off-color joke
Joe Franklin divulges secret of his longevity: sincerity
Andy is unfamiliar with the term
Joe Franklin Another secret: I like everybody
Andy the night is young
Andy explains premise of the program to Joe
Joe Franklin drops more famous names Andy has never heard of
Joe Franklin recalls Bing Crosby
Joe Franklin divulges secret of his success: don't bother reading your guests' books
Joe Franklin explains how he invented the TV talk show
Andy expresses skepticism
Joe Franklin recalls Kreskin
Joe Franklin reveals he wears a toupee
Andy expresses skepticism
Joe Franklin recalls Woody Allen
Andy has heard of Woody Allen
Joe Franklin divulges secret of his recent financial success: sued Sarah Silverman
Joe Franklin divulges secret of why he still has to work: failed to sue Shirley Temple
Andy asks Joe which guest scared him the most
Joe Franklin Bert Lahr
Joe Franklin defiantly discusses death (someone else's)
Andy and Joe interview Julie Simone, dominatrix
Julie and Joe Joe would like to know Julie's mother
Andy and Julie Andy asks the rate
Joe and Juile Joe asks are you booked solid
Joe 'pure as the driven slush'
Andy and Joe welcome guest Nick Carr, movie location scout
Joe and Nick Nick takes full responsibility for the annoyance caused to New Yorkers by film crews on location
Nick Spiderman is a cheap production
Andy never heard of Ron Howard
Andy and Joe let's meet again soon, and often
Andy to Joe shaking hands is unsanitary
Andy and Joe welcome guest stuntman David Cohen
Andy accident in Ben Hur
Andy and Joe welcome mentalist Sam Eaton
Joe recalls greats of mentalism
Andy to Joe when did you last see Joey Heatherton?
Andy and Joe try to confuse Sam Eaton
Andy to Joe Was it your idea to have Barbra Streisand be Jewish? It's worked really well for her.
Andy as a co-host Ken is a dark cloud
Joe 'don't quit your day job'
Joe and Andy welcome Brute Force and Daughter of Force
Brute Force doggie surrender pose
Brute Force Nobody Knows What's Going On in My Mind But Me
Andy is this pot brownie night?