At what point will you lose the will to live?
I've seen how you dispose of your wives
We can't linger
Falling on the grenade
What do you mean when you say transgender?
Promoting African poverty
Counting Problems (Intern Patrick believes this is caller #9)
I swear on my sister's soul.
The boy I'm a little suspicious of
Do you know what it takes to lie through a 'Nah'?
These callers are little Martin Luther Kings. I love them all
Once Albino Boy's at the game he's no longer our responsibility
We're halfway there!
I'm a kamikaze pilot
Product Placement I
I don't use the term transgender because I don't know what it means
Thank you for taunting us
I don't have time to talk to you about the weather, Ken
When we get to ninety one instead of a high five lets each make a fist and tap fists
Almost a perfect call. I wish we could bottle that call
Product Placement II
Fifty Five - my favorite number
The consequences of not getting to ninety one
You can say anything you want about them now they can't hear you
That's crunk baby!
You are perfect prey for a female con man
He didn't call me a bitch. He called you a bitch
It's a beautiful melodic voice
Blame America First World Headquarters
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry
The biggest loser of the whole show
That's a cruel game
The Ninety First Caller
You've disappointed all of us. You have hurt every one