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Options January 8, 2020: The First (and Last) Ken vs. Andy Spelling Bee!

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Avatar 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:01pm full metal monkey:

Good evening Ken, Andy and anyone else out there
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:03pm full metal monkey:

Hmm I’m not betting on it
Avatar Wed. 1/8/20 6:04pm dale:

andy - spell 'diarrhea.'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:04pm Sebastian:

good evening!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/8/20 6:05pm G:

Orthographically Incorrect Non-Music?
Avatar Wed. 1/8/20 6:05pm dale:

who tooted is still being sold on amazon.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/8/20 6:05pm common:

Good eve
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/8/20 6:06pm G:

Bad adam
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:07pm Nick the Bard:

spin master is a like, a BIG DEAL company, they just got the DC Comics license from Mattel (or at leas the 4 inch scale figures, and so far they're already looking way better than what mattel did)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:07pm Sebastian:

is there a really big delay or is Andy reading the comments?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:08pm Sebastian:

or is everybody just thinking about diarrhea all the time?
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:08pm nellies:

Ken, try activated charcoal
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:08pm melinda:

So you really do have the runs
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:08pm nellies:

And I sent money to Andy’s PayPal
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:08pm full metal monkey:

Wow I might throw up listening to this weeks show.
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:08pm Gnat:

imma buy you a cork
I've got money in the bork
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:09pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Next week: Are you smarter than spellcheck?
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:09pm Airy:

Should we type in the words for them to spell here?
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:09pm Airy:

2 words for Ken--pepto bismol
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/8/20 6:10pm G:

No, Airy. Andy will read the word off here and cheat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:10pm Sebastian:

goddamn, English...I wanted you to spell Waschmaschine
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:14pm Gnat:

there are SO MANY ways of spelling borscht come on
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:16pm PMD:

Wow he really can't spell
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:17pm Sebastian:

make him spell diarrhea again and again!
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:18pm melinda:

Ken is on fire
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:18pm full metal monkey:

@sabastian great idea
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:19pm PMD:

Yay pierogi!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:19pm Sebastian:

getting hungry
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:21pm PMD:

mmmm diarrhea
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:21pm PMD:

Men don't lose happily
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:22pm Airy:

Ken's playing loose
Avatar Wed. 1/8/20 6:23pm dale:

what's andy rubbing near the mic?
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:24pm tak:

spare letters for cheating
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:24pm full metal monkey:

My guess is he is rubbing a rabbits foot
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:26pm PMD:

That's not correct!!! It is kielbasa
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:26pm Sebastian:

Keilbasa? Bull..
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:26pm Tom in St. Paul:

nope, kielbasa
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:26pm Sebastian:

Ken was right
Avatar Wed. 1/8/20 6:26pm dale:

google says xyphoid is xiphoid and part of the sternnum. caller as incorrect.
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:27pm Peter from Dover NJ:

It's "kielbasa."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:27pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi Ken and Andy! Hi, Peanut Gallery!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:28pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Have a kielbasa and pierogi sandwich.
Avatar Wed. 1/8/20 6:29pm dale:

herro peppermint buddha.
  🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:32pm Listener Robert:

The caller did have xiphoid spelled wrong, but it occurs to me that it must theoretically be an adjective that applies to SOMETHING other than that bone, even thought that was the only use I knew of it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:32pm ultradamno:

When it's not quite phlegm it's Flemish.
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:33pm tak:

xiphoid was the edgy word
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:34pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi Dalph Macchio!
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:34pm tp from bklyn:

Ask Danger if his dads name is Drew
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:34pm full metal monkey:

What is going on here
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:34pm Sebastian:

I love Danger
Avatar Wed. 1/8/20 6:35pm dale:

ha ha! andy is zero for five. or six.
  🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:37pm Listener Robert:

Wiktionary under "xiphisternum" says xiphos is sword in ancient Greek, so the xiphoid process -- the part of the sternum that's the word's only occurrence I know of -- would be "sword-like". Which it kind of is.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:37pm PigeonsAndRust:

The gigolo with phlegm got diahhrea that looked like borscht after eating a bad pierogi
Avatar Wed. 1/8/20 6:38pm dale:

so andy should get 2 points in arrears as a judges error.
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:38pm Tom in St. Paul:

Which is why he left his kielbasa on the xiphoid.
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:39pm JtotheK:

Suggestion for Danger theme:

https://youtu.be/hZo0oMDujeU
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:39pm JtotheK:

(Midnight Express ‘Danger Zone’)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:39pm Ken From Hyde Park:

For a bonus round or tie-breaker, they should try spelling Superman's nemesis Mr. Mxyzptlk.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:40pm PigeonsAndRust:

Chrysanthemum ends with an m...I think he said n
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:40pm Theo:

This show is SO riveting I don’t want to tear myself away from the radio...

I wish I could call in with the word QUAALUDE for Andy because I’m sure Ken is familiar with this word...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:41pm PigeonsAndRust:

Ken might also know diethylamide, as in lysergic acid diethylamide
Avatar Wed. 1/8/20 6:42pm dale:

diarrhea is never hard.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:42pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Some people think it's funny.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:42pm PigeonsAndRust:

Seborrhea is funny
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:43pm full metal monkey:

I’m starting to feel bad for Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:45pm melinda:

@dale haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:46pm Sebastian:

Windows-DOS?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:46pm dave wuz here:

spelin is hahd
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:46pm PigeonsAndRust:

WordStar is pre-DOS...it was written for CP/M
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:47pm ultradamno:

Didn't The Diarrhea Monologues run for a long time?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:48pm Patty D:

Will we finally get to hear Ken's adult diaper story?
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:49pm tak:

fwhqgads
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:50pm queems:

haven't thought about fwhqgads in a while
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:53pm tak:

me neither, did i get it right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:54pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Hey Queems! Thanks for the email. I plan to write you back. Talk later folks! Bye Ken and Andy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:54pm queems:

no but i copied yours. haha. it is fhqwhgads. i had to look it up
Avatar Wed. 1/8/20 6:54pm dale:

seven second delay sounds like a coitus interruptus technique.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:55pm Sebastian:

hmmm, I still haven't used my SportsyTalk condom...
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:55pm herb.nyc:

7SD kondoms?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:55pm queems:

howdy buddha and also bye buddha!
Avatar Wed. 1/8/20 6:55pm dale:

postage andy. postage.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:55pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Howdy and Byedy!
Avatar Wed. 1/8/20 6:56pm JakeGould:

Also… Labor, Andy… Labor.
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:56pm CC:

I hate condoms!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:57pm Patty D:

7 Second Delay condom is a great idea, nothing makes you last longer than the thought of Andy chewing gum on air.
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:57pm CC:

the one of Joe Biden's favorite expression!!!
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:58pm full metal monkey:

Wow I can’t get that hour back in my life.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 6:59pm Sebastian:

Thanks guys!
  Wed. 1/8/20 6:59pm CC:

I remember the expression fakaktup!!!
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 1/8/20 7:00pm tak:

i'm glad i'm at work. at least i win something
Avatar Wed. 1/8/20 7:00pm dale:

half the fun. twice the pain.
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