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Playlist for 16 October 2019 Options | Singles Going Steady 2019 Kenschlampen

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Jim Harrison Meyer  Mornin' Man   Options Crimson 
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Velvet Underground  Ride Into The Sun   Options Velvets 
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Ivor Cutler  Good Morning   Options Recommended Records 
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Gus Van Sant  Lost World   Options Tim Kerr Records 
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The Fugs  Morning   Options ESP Disk    0:13:51 (Pop‑up)
Lorette Velvette  In Every Dreamhome a Heartache   Options Loverly Music 
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Chrome  Anorexic Sacrifice   Options Subterranean Records 
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Lois Williams  A Girl Named Sam   Options Starday-King Records 
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Gloria Becker  Sixteen Pounds   Options Reel 
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Tim WIlson  Help Me Find Jimmy Hoffa   Options Southern Tracks 
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Jack Cardwell  The Death of Hank WIlliams   Options Gusto Records 
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Doc John Brinkley  Come And Let Me Stick Goat Parts Into Yoour Body!   Options Texas Monthly Press 
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Jimmy  Spin The Bottle   Options Fatima Records  
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Margaret Cho and Neil Hamburger  I Drink   Options Million Dollar Performances 
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Frank Zander  Der Ur-Ur-Enkel von Frankenstein   Options Hansa 
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Falco  Der Kommissar   Options A&M Records 
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British Whale  America   Options Atlantic Records    1:04:26 (Pop‑up)
The Osmonds  Crazy Horses at 29.7 rpm   Options Policienci MGM Records 
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Sonics Rendezvous Band  City Slang   Options Orchide 
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Destroy all Monsters  Bored   Options I8BI Records 
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The Leather Nun  Prime Mover   Options Subterranean Records 
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Minor Threat  Stumped   Options Dischord 
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Velvet Monkees  We Call It Rock   Options Ecstatic Peace 
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The Mutants  So American   Options FTM Records "Honesty In Rock" 
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Christmas Pets  Hipbone   Options Christmas Pets 
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Girls At Our Best  Politics   Options Chrysalis    1:45:09 (Pop‑up)
The Pastels  Cycle (My Bloody Valentine Remix)   Options Up Records 
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People Like Us & Ergo Phizmiz  Moon   Options Illegal Art 
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Cibo Matto        2:00:23 (Pop‑up)
Baccara  Yes Sir I CAN Boogie   Options     2:00:27 (Pop‑up)
Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Clarence Carter  Strokin'   Options Ichiban 
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Patti Brownell  The Answer's No Tonight   Options Kingston 
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Guy Drake  Welfare Cadilac (sic)   Options Royal American 
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Elvis Costello  Psycho   Options fBeat 
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Jimmy Capps  The Want Of You   Options Colonial    2:22:53 (Pop‑up)
Rosko  The Gift   Options     2:24:38 (Pop‑up)
CL Campbell  Hey Mayor Daley, Man   Options Lola Records 
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Reverand Al Sharpton  God Has Smiled On Me   Options RK Records 
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The Art Bears  Rats and Monkeys   Options Ralph    2:50:16 (Pop‑up)
Joey Heatherton  Gone   Options     2:52:15 (Pop‑up)

Listener comments!

Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 8:39am Losermom:

SINGLES GOING STEADY!!!! My favorite.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 8:40am -Ken:

Me too Losermom! Happy to have you along
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 8:44am Losermom:

I can't think of anything I would rather do for the next 3 hours.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:00am melinda:

howdy staysh
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:01am Rachel Bo Bachel:

Staysh!!!!!
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:02am Lixiviated Life:

DJ Ninja GIF
Avatar Wed. 10/16/19 9:02am John from NP:

We're here now
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:02am the illuminated void:

time on my hands reading and listening. thank you
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:03am Webhamster Henry:

I like how Clay always ends with a variation on JM in the AM's "Remember the past, live the present , and trust the future"
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:03am Lixiviated Life:

i got a good feelin' about the GIF-ness of todays show
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:03am Colleen:

aaawww.... poor Clay!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:04am Nick S.:

Good morning, Ken. It's Larry.
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:05am Rachel Bo Bachel:

Webmaster Harry I never made that connection- so cool, thanks for pointing that out!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:05am Ken From Hyde Park:

Good mornin', man!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:06am (Murakami Whywolf))):

This show ("Subject to Change") on M.I.T.'s WMBR:

wmbr.org...

…last Sunday played two hours of the theme from "Shaft" (and cranky complaints to the Somerville "News"), including one of Malik's.
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:06am Sister Rose Marie:

Greetings Brother Ken!

I'm Sister Rose Marie and here with me is the 99-year-old Reverend Mother Cecilia of Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrows. We are here today to listen to your show because Brother Elias told us you play great religious music (i.e. Reverend Craig Pringles) and not BAD and DECADENT music from acts such as MARIAH CAREY whose music not only makes Reverend Mother confused, anxious, irritable, tearful and agitated, but also contributes to the decay in standards, morals, and dignity of the human spirit.

Anyway, blessings on your radio and listeners!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:06am Krys O.:

I'd like to hear the B-side of Mornin' Man, The Rut I'm In.
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:07am Rachel Bo Bachel:

Ken this mornin’ man is so great- Clay could and should totally put this in the rotation for real
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:07am melinda:

I like the VU Peanuts
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:08am the illuminated void:

jesus loves you sister maria
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:09am Colin in Durham, England:

CUTLER! I have his LP of Gruts in front of me right now!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:09am (((Murakami Whywolf):

This sounds like aerosol pasturised V.U.-like product.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:10am -Ken:

Hello Sister Rose Marie/ I love your accent! Ebverything you have heard about this show is true, and then some. Happy to have you aboard the good train kenschlampen, with one way service to Salvation Mountain.
Avatar Wed. 10/16/19 9:11am John from NP:

@Sister Rose Marie you know, if you write out Station Manager Ken backwards, it spells out "Beelzebub Eats Chicken"
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:11am FԚFԚ (:

Don't you worry about that, Sis! Ken is a sensitive DJ and he will never EVER play that Mariah Carey's 7-inch today. RIGHT?!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:12am Webhamster Henry:

Something happened to Ivor's harmonium.
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:12am Rachel Bo Bachel:

I hate to tear myself away. This is truly divine. Gotta go bring home that kosher bacon! Thank you Brother/Father/Rabbi Ken!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:12am (Murakami Whywolf))):

For the V.U. "Peanuts", I think Doug Yule would be Funky Winkerbean.
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:12am Snoochienucci:

yeah Staysh play those rocking jams bro
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:15am TURNIP:

wow these are nice rainy morning tunes here in Toronto. thanks staysh :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:17am Webhamster Henry:

Can we get a steady diet of Fugs on this station?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:18am melinda:

Nice Fugs
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:22am Admiral Crisp:

Feeling this track
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:22am John from Florham park:

@-Ken love the hard sound on here today
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:25am Thelma Blitz:

For more Fugs from 1965 to 2019 check the tulifuli channel on Youtube.
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:29am Snoochienucci:

A GIRL NAME SAM
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:29am Admiral Crisp:

Sam
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:30am FԚFԚ (:

I did not hear the nominees but I'd vote for the shitty flute one! That's always a winner.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:30am Daybreak:

A girl named Sam!
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:31am the illuminated void:

saw leather nun philly 1988. tower theater
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:31am Webhamster Henry:

A Boy Named Sue in German: www.youtube.com...
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:31am Snoochienucci:

@daybreak @admiral glad we are all on the same page.
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:32am Colin in Durham, England:

Womp womp
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:32am FԚFԚ (:

An appraiser named Sam!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:33am Daybreak:

Loved that Mornin' Man!
Me too Snoochi
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:35am Roberto:

They should have named it "poo"
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:35am Snoochienucci:

oo this sixteen tons spin off great too!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:36am Daybreak:

What did they name the baby?
Great set of spin offs only 2 songs in!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:37am Phillippe Bastille:

Is it Wednesday already? Hi everyone!
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:37am Roberto:

Girl, don't I know it.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:37am Nick S.:

Great ending! Gettin' fat.
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:37am Roberto:

YAS JIMMY HOFFA!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:38am Webhamster Henry:

I like answer songs! and quickie alternative lyric tunes like "The Russians Are Liars".
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:38am Daybreak:

Speak the truth Gloria!
At least this has changed for many people and those who found the right person to partner with.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:38am zopa:

Some stones are better left unturned.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:39am Ken From Hyde Park:

This could make a good fun-raiser anthem:
I pledged sixteen bucks and what did I get?
A bumper sticker and an anarchy GIF ...
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:39am CHUCK ROAST:

Good morning, godfather of freeform radio.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:40am ackthpfft:

He was the A: to the Q: Who did they find under Tammy Faye's makeup?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:40am Daybreak:

I do love a silly song with a story to tell.
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:42am Roberto:

That was so good I had to go to yootub to listen to it again.
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:43am Lixiviated Life:

Hank
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:44am FԚFԚ (:

Why no one helped him find Jimmy Hoffa when he clearly offered them a quarter?! A quarter, people!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:44am Webhamster Henry:

Thanks for digging up some Dr. Brinkley! www.wfmu.org...
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:45am Roberto:

Wait, is this "Jimmy" Jimmy Hoffa?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 9:45am The Oscar:

Delurking for JIMMY!!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:47am (((Murakami Whywolf):

'When there's no man around, there may still be goat parts.'
—Pithy Ruthenian adage.
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:48am Mailman Tom:

Is that the goat from Drag Me To Hell?
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:49am Hélder Gomes, Portugal:

“Alcohol”, by The Kinks and/or by The Murder City Devils, please!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:49am zopa:

Jesus Christ... I'm so depressed now.
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:52am Roberto:

"Alcohol" by Peter Blegvad please!
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:52am Sam:

Ken, is your voice sped up?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:52am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Doc Brinkley ran for governor of Kansas in an attempt to avoid prosecution for his crimes and to continue to grow rich as a charlatan, but was prevented from winning. Did The System just have a better immune response back in those days?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:53am Okasa:

Eartha Kitt to Ladybird Johnson: "You send the best of this country off to be shot and maimed. They rebel in the street. They don't want to go to school because they're going to be snatched off from their mothers to be shot in Vietnam."
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:54am Sam:

That's what we need to do to China, broadcast South Park at them at deafening frequencies
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:54am Sam:

Hitler was on barbiturates, which made him extra crazy and angry
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:56am a dud:

#3
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:56am Sam:

Frank Zonder!
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:56am thormagma:

minor threat!
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:56am Dan from Delco:

Osmonds
Avatar Wed. 10/16/19 9:56am John from NP:

Minor Threat please
Avatar Wed. 10/16/19 9:56am Chud:

Minor Threat!
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:57am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln:

frank zander of course…
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:57am Ken From Hyde Park:

I can't choose. They're all good!
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:58am a dud:

crazy horses w/ effect
  Wed. 10/16/19 9:58am Sam:

I trust Michele's taste. This is awesome.
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 9:58am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln:

www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:00am Guido from Cologne:

Ha Frank Zander!
His first hit record!
There must be the translations attached, if it is the copy delievered by me.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:00am Nick S.:

Great singles collection, Ken! So fucked up in the best way.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:00am Nick S.:

As usual.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:01am melinda:

I still have my Burger King name tag from when I worked there, it was my first job. I thought about wearing it when I volunteered at marathon the first time.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:01am Nick S.:

Goalz.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:02am (((Murakami Whywolf):

According to Norman Ohler's "Blitzed", Hitler eventually discovered what was in his magic shots and exclaimed 'He made me a goddamn junkie!'.

("Blitzed" claims, if I recall it properly that the penny dropped when it was found that the opiates for pain Hitler was given after the Wolf's Lair assassination attempt were inadequate due to his increased tolerance, and that he withdrew over Autumn 1944, very uncomfortably.)

Thank-you, Dr Morell, the erstwhile Gland King of Bohemia.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:02am Okasa:

If I heard this Frank Zander thing somewhere else, my first thought would be... "Wow, Ken would totally play this on his show."
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:03am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln:

yeah…
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:04am Sam:

This makes me want to wear spandex
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:04am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Great-great-grandson of the experimenter or of the Creature?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:04am steveo:

hey the falco guy seems to speak german pretty well
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:05am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln:

hey ken check out SPLIFF and EXTRABREIT (die poiizei)
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:06am yamtime:

YAY!
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:08am Reverend Mother Cecilia of Our Lady of Perpetual :

BRITISH WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLEEEEEEE!!!!
Avatar Wed. 10/16/19 10:08am Chud:

I keep waiting to hear this guy sing SOUUUUUL GLOOOOOWWWWWWWW!
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:08am prudy:

this has got to be in the top ten of worst songs ever...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:09am SSS:

Ya know, that adult parrot is shaking back and forth to work up the regurgitated food for the chick, who is sayin' come on Ma, I'm hungry! Just sayin'.
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:09am prudy:

horrible shrieking...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:10am Guido from Cologne:

31 RPM!!!
What turntable is that?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:11am MikeG:

Metric system turntable?
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:11am John from Florham park:

@Prudy interesting version of the osmonds
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:11am FԚFԚ (:

prudy,

I hear you. I was going to say Reverend Mother might have dementia for no one in their right mind cheers for that British Whale song.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:12am Okasa:

So Crazy Horses is being played at 69% of the intended speed...
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:12am Curious Tom:

Wow. Crazy Horses sounds so much better.
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:13am prudy:

John from FP, referring to prior song, not Osmonds. Osmonds at 33 are great...
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:13am andy the painter:

this is making my morning of pulling tape from a floor downright joyous.
thanks ken!!
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:15am John from Florham park:

@Prudy oops my bad
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:18am FԚFԚ (:

I'd like to request that 7 inch single that when you play it become a 12 inch. YES! Your dirty filthy mind is correct! I'm talking about Clearence Carter's Strokin'!
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:19am Dan B From Upstate:

Niagara ❤️
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:22am Ike:

More on "Doctor" Brinkley, the goat-gland quack:
www.theradiohistorian.org...
wfmu.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:22am steveo:

KEN ROCKS!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:25am JtotheK:

Fofo - I second your request! Every (serious) record library has 7" Strokin' included in it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 10:26am Tome:

Hey Hey Hey !<>! Good Morning SM Ken and one and all !<>!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:27am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Since "Tales from the Leather Nun" never had a second issue, its quality never diminished.

'Itʼs all right, weʼre married.'
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:29am -Ken:

Thank you Kirsty and Chuck Roast foir your pledge this morning! You both rock, equally well in your own way!
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:29am Gerry D:

Love all the clicks and pops in the vinyl- record fair finds?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:31am Okasa:

Stephen Pinker on the importance of hyphens. From an actual newspaper headline: "Students receive first hand job experience."
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:31am CHUCK ROAST:

And you are more than welcome. Keep 'em coming, Ken.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:31am -Ken:

@Gerry, yeah a lot of record fair purchases here this AM but also a lot from the FMU library andf my own post-hurricane seven inch survivors collection
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:34am FԚFԚ (:

Hmm..He failed to mention guns, He must be talking about the other America.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:37am Michele with One "L":

Look at all that goddamn ANARCHY!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:39am -Ken:

No f0f0, Guns are implied with Beer and Cars. You're a Brit so I will allow this misunderstanding, this time.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:41am Michele with One "L":

Raise your hand if you are coming to the art auction on Saturday???!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:43am steveo:

Your search - technics turntable +8 -8 meaning - did not match any documents.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:43am queems:

hand raised!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:43am Ike:

I wish I could make it to the art auction so that I could destroy the Don Felder painting with my blowtorch, but Chester Hawkins (Rev. Turnip Druid) is playing in Brooklyn and I can't miss that!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:44am Michele with One "L":

Ah queems does your piece have a title?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:44am Ike:

Pastels - MBV Remix!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:44am herb.nyc:

ian mckaye once emailed me back, when I wrote him to say of a drink named after him at a nyc place. ahh, here it is, an excerpt from aug 2008 - ... i think maybe someone else mentioned it to me at some point, but it didn't really register with me. pretty crazy to have a drink named after me! they never asked my permission, but i have to think it was done in good faith and i'm not particularly bugged by it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:44am Ike:

*OR* gastroenterology - either one! Your choice!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:44am Michele with One "L":

The 2nd one - defintely
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:44am CHUCK ROAST:

Joey
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:45am (Murakami Whywolf))):

I pretty much maxed-out earlier in the year, but that story will get an extra $18 from me pour lagniappe.
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:45am JP:

reports on gastroenterology for sure
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:45am queems:

@michele "Hee-hee. T."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:45am Miles of Middle Texas:

The Pastels !!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:45am Cmurtha:

Morning everyone!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:45am Michele with One "L":

GASTRO
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:45am PigeonsAndRust:

Reports on gastroentereology!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:46am herb.nyc:

my elbow is raised, michellle (I may have theater sat night, to be continued. if i'm being a jerk with the "lll", plz take it up with kkken)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:46am Ike:

ROTFL
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:46am Cool Runnings:

I don't wanna think, I wanna drink
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:46am Daybreak:

Half a hand raised! I'll try to make it this Sat but it will be hard to persuade the missus to join me.

However, Give a Big Thumbs Up if you are going to make it to Karaoke w/ Clay next Sat 10/26! I am definitely going to that and will have someone else in tow.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 10:47am Aaron in Minneapolis:

Hey Ken! It'S been a long time!!!!!! All I have for you is 6 words . CLARENCE CARTER CLARENCE CARTER CLARENCE CARTER!!!!!
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:48am FԚFԚ (:

Thanks for the clarification, Ken. But I'm not a Brit. I'm a Pello. I'm from a region near Pelotillehue, in the land of the black chinese albinos.
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:48am FԚFԚ (:

AAAAAROOOOONNN IN MINNEAAAAAAAPPPPPOOOLLLLLIIIIIIISSSSSS!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 10:49am Aaron in Minneapolis:

FFFFFFFQQQQQQQQQQQQ!!!!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:50am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Anticipating post-Brexit Troubles, 'Rise, William, Rise' makes me nervous.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:51am -Ken:

f0f0. only a true Brit would claim to be from near Pelotillehue
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:53am JP:

cant make it saturday unfortunately have fun all
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:53am JP:

gastro wouldve been better than this, two record fairs ago i bought a record released by ConEd praising nuclear power, it rules
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:54am (Murakami Whywolf))):

I preferred the Jeff Bridges version of "True Brit" to John Wayne's, and both to Enoch Powell's.
  Wed. 10/16/19 10:54am FԚFԚ (:

Before I shout People like Us I'd like to know where the emphasis goes. Is it "People LIKE us" or "People like US"!?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:55am PigeonsAndRust:

Happy(?) National Boss' Day!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 10:56am Aaron in Minneapolis:

FQFQ, just yell vicki
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:57am ɛɨk:

@FxFx: The first if the current minute is odd-numbered, and the second if the current minute is even-numbered.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:57am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Any singles of the "Internationale"? …or the Soviet State Anthem, for more bombast?
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:57am -Ken:

Michael enjoyed my Technics 1200 Turntabl;e story so much that he just pledged! Thank yoou Michael! You also rock as good as the best of 'em and when I say "'em," I mean Chuck and Kirsten.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 10:59am PigeonsAndRust:

YES!!
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:00am Sam:

The background chords are reminiscent of I Am the Walrus
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:02am groki:

sheer class
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:02am Daybreak:

The speed shifts are "twisting my melon man"
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:03am Fletchernyc:

Yessir
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:03am Daybreak:

Also Happy PSAT testing day. The only reason I can participate during work hours. Never normally a possibility working at my high school.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 11:04am Nymor:

Stopping work for a boogie as the lady says
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:04am хtina:

iconic Baccara @->>--
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:05am PigeonsAndRust:

Now let's boogie in reverse
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:05am weiterso:

now it's time for some thekensluts
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:07am JtotheK:

@Ken -- re: 45 adapters ... my buddy and I once had a 3 hour set spinning soul 45s and WE FORGOT THE ADAPTERS. So for 3 hours we had to queue up and align every so carefully. He had a method he taught me, but it could be summarized as winging it. Made for a fun night!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:08am Asheville Jon:

clarence carter!
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:08am SeanG:

CLARENCE CARTER
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 11:08am Aaron in Minneapolis:

CLARENCE!!!!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:08am PigeonsAndRust:

Let's dedicate the gastroentereolgy to tonight's episode of Seven Second Delay
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:08am (Murakami Whywolf))):

I always heard them called 'record spiders', which is cooler. Also, they look like Running Triskelions, which some people think are Satanic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:08am tim from champaign:

Jud Jud smash up with Strokin!
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:08am Sam:

Being called Sir is really not sexy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 11:09am coelacanth∅:

i was going to do Roky. i'm glad somebody did.
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:09am groki:

it is, daddy.
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:09am Hubig Pie:

What's a diorama?
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:09am prudy:

Ken, please post a picture of the diorama for those of us who won't be able to attend!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:10am tim from champaign:

Uh, with what material was the GG Allin portrait painted with?
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:10am TVP:

Can’t we just get beyond Thunderdome?
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:10am Kat in Chicago:

CLARENCECARTERCLARENCECARTERCLARENCECARTER
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:11am JtotheK:

yes, clarence carter!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:11am Brendan:

I don’t know Marcie used to call Peppermint Patty ‘Sir’ .
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 11:11am Aaron in Minneapolis:

A SINGLES GOING STEADY CLASSIC!!!!
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:11am prudy:

oh yeah...
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:11am JP:

hell ya strokin
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:11am Sam:

First thing in the morning
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:12am Hubig Pie:

@Tim from C, I'm sure it's organic
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:12am Fletchernyc:

I’d rather be hedging my bet on a red corvette...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 11:12am Tome:

* covers the kid's ears #
*
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:13am Reverend Mother Cecilia of Our Lady of Perpetual:

STROKIN'!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:13am zopa:

it's been a while clarence.... sigh.
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:13am Brendan:

I’ll have the 5 alarm Goat Curry please
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:13am groki:

At least five years and counting.
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:13am wfmu_listener_phillip:

"STROKIN!!!" why isnt the scream alarm going off. we know what men do ehen they say im stroking. today its called FAPPING.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 11:14am Aaron in Minneapolis:

Ken, I just have to say. I cant wait to call in to the Dylan show!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:15am tim from champaign:

Ken, can you you follow up Strokin with 'I Like A Man With A Slow Hand'?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:16am Rich in Washington:

Oo! This is World's Worst Records show material!
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:17am FԚFԚ (:

He strokes to the East but not to the East Orange. So disappointing, Mr Carter!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:17am Brian C.:

Whenever I hear Clarence Carter I pretend it's Clarence Clemons.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:18am Carmichael:

Good morning, Kenneth.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 11:18am Aaron in Minneapolis:

Can we hear Little effing Annie?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:21am ɛɨk:

Is this the song Nixon wanted Johnny Cash to perform at the White House?
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:21am FԚFԚ (:

I believe sic is spelled seec, Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 11:21am coelacanth∅:

i love that Eartha Kitt gif
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:22am -Ken:

@ɛɨk That's the song!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 11:22am Greg from ZONE 5:

Oh wow! I just got hipped to the original version of this recently…
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:25am Rich in Washington:

My fave cover of this tune was Beasts of Bourbon.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:26am ɛɨk:

I figured! It was appropriately vile! (And even musically speaking, that didn't seem like Johnny Cash's kind of jam at all.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 11:27am Aaron in Minneapolis:

OMG ITS BERRY WHITE
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:29am Ken From Hyde Park:

What's the premise for 7SD tonight? For every $50 of pledges, Andy eats something from the BK menu?
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:29am FԚFԚ (:

The poet examines this show and give thumbs up. Thank you, Baby Ken Yaasus.
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:31am FԚFԚ (:

CL CAAAAAAAMPPPPPBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL!!!

Great tribute song to a Mayor or THE greatest tribute song to a Mayor?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:31am tim from champaign:

Where's Jud Jud? WFMU needs more puritanical wokeness!!!!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:32am herb.nyc:

since 7SD is mentioned, youth will protest taxation of menstruation products. at nyc city hall this Saturday. plz alert andy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:34am tim from champaign:

Oh wow! I love Reverend Al!!!
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:34am Patty D:

Is this fat Rev Al or skinny Rev Al?
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:35am FԚFԚ (:

For the people that are requesting songs but Ken hasn't played them yet. Do NOT' despair. I requested CL Campbell song JUST two steady single weeks ago (October 2016 -there wasn't one in 2018) and look The Ken delivers!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:36am -Ken:

This is the appropriate height for his weight Reverand Al
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:37am tim from champaign:

This isn't Jud Jud! Where's JUD JUD?!?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:37am Rich in Washington:

JUD JUD!
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:38am Ken From Hyde Park:

Nice show today, but how's come no mashups?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:38am tim from champaign:

OK. I just heard a taste. Bring down the hammers of JUD JUD, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:38am JUD JUD in JUD JUDington:

JUD JUD
WA NAA
JUD JUN
WA NAA
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 11:38am coelacanth∅:

(but he was still a fat head when he was skinny rev al)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:40am JUD JUD in JUD JUDington:

Jud Jud works with well 1930s Cha Cha or Mambo records. I've done it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:40am tim from champaign:

Alright! Just wait for the mosh breakdown!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 11:41am coelacanth∅:

maybe would sound good with the man-machine by kraftwerk
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:41am herb.nyc:

love train? remember when people were saying "ride the first car of the F train, if yr single"? then people started saying second car is for..., third car is for... and that the END car would be for those looking for butt sex. so stupid. (but do you know how much lube was used in that last car? tons!)
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:42am Nick S.:

YES!!!! EFFING!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:45am Carmichael:

If you put that song on the board, Ken, maybe we'll know wtf you're talking about.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:46am Brian C.:

okie from muskogee was Nixon's other request
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:47am ɨkɛ:

Oh, I'm sure Nixon was really into poor-baiting as well as race-baiting, right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:48am tim from champaign:

That's Tricky Dick for you. He probably had Agnew to breathing down Johnny's neck.
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:48am Sister Rose Marie:

Reverend Mother Cecilia fell while dancing to the Clearance Carter song. She's now sleeping (I think) on the Church floor with her eyes wide-open. They peep at us traquilly with their innocence and not only speak to us about the eternal peace of the vast repose of indifferent nature but they also tell us about the everlasting reconciliation and of life without end.
Avatar The Kenschlampen Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:48am PigeonsAndRust:

Yep, the Guy Drake song. Here's the NY Times article www.nytimes.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:53am Rich In Washington:

this single reminds me of my mission to own every 7" record that Ralph put out, including the Buy or Die eps.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:53am Webhamster Henry:

Ken does not disappoint in the 7" single department.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:54am dei xhrist:

Now Dagmar sounds even more like Wing
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:55am FԚFԚ (:

RIP Reverend Mother Cecilia.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:56am Hopey Sockmonkey:

Did I miss JUD JUD? damn.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 11:56am coelacanth∅:

Thanks Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 10/16/19 11:57am coelacanth∅:

Wow!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:58am Rich In Washington:

Thanks, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:58am JtotheK:

thanks ken, enjoyed the programme!!!
  Wed. 10/16/19 11:58am FԚFԚ (:

Thanks, Ken, people, Aaron, religious nuts, er, nuns! Great show, 7 inches, GIFs, comments, pledges, and music! Till next episode, people and remember: Loosen up and BE HAPPPY!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:58am Rich In Washington:

Hi Hopey!
Hi coelecanthø!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:59am Daybreak:

What a strange trip it was...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 10/16/19 11:59am Hopey Sockmonkey:

Hi Rich!
  Wed. 10/16/19 12:00pm FԚFԚ (:

Joey Heatherton sounds an awful lot like Leena Zavaroni. And when I say awful I mean it literally!
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