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Options August 7, 2019: Songs With Shitty Lyrics

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Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:03pm Sebastian:

goandy, goandy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:03pm Beast of Boonton:

Love the show!
Does WFMU accept organ donations?
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:04pm Sam:

Here’s some sorta bad lyrics:
There’s a man who lives a life of zingers
To everyone he meets he says a zinger!
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:04pm fullmetalmonkey:

I’m sure they will take a liver
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:06pm dale:

speaking of stunt radio - was clays appearnce on garbage time a stunt? gone awry?
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:06pm Sam:

There once was a girl from Ipanema
Who ran out of coffee creamer
She went to the store
But they had no more
So she went home and drank a Zima
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:07pm Andy:

Hey it’s Andy from the vote each other off the island!!!! I’m still on the line
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:08pm Fredericks:

I saw an ad for the Zinger Chair. Is that another of Andy's entrepreneurial experiments?
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:09pm ultradamno:

Is the girl from Ipanema actually all that famous outside of the playing of that song? I'd say she's on a lateral level to that girl Cathy who had a clown.
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:10pm dale:

i would think seniors would be appreciative of free paper products.
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:10pm Sam:

6 beds 5 baths?? We really need to soak this guy more!
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:10pm dale:

i couldn't post a second ago - something about a bad proxy or whatever.
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:11pm Fredericks:

How many people live in the house?
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:11pm Sam:

Something about a bad show?
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:11pm dale:

it's the thunder and lightning screwing up the web. i've rebooted a couple times tonight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:12pm Sebastian:

oooh, but what if it's not the keyboard at all...
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:12pm Fredericks:

Is this the first 7 Second Delay show with a profanity in the title?
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:13pm fullmetalmonkey:

I hear the sound of a wheel coming off of this show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:13pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Have you rebooted the computer?
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:14pm Sam:

Is it plugged in?
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:14pm dale:

i still think x-ray is a poultergeist going through people's lunches at the station.
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:15pm Sam:

Andy sounds like trump
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:17pm Asheville Jon:

they lyrices to American Pie has pretty stupid lyrics
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:17pm Sebastian:

I'm a bit sad the show can now go on as planned, that was some wonderful chaos, I could hear Ken sweating!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:17pm Beast of Boonton:

More childrens on speaker phone please...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:18pm Irwin:

Asheville ftw.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:18pm common:

We built this city
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:18pm fullmetalmonkey:

Ha good one Billy Joel sucks
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:19pm Irwin:

To my ears the worst song ever written, no competition, is "Give Peace a Chance."
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:19pm ultradamno:

That Killers song about not being a soldier but somehow managing to simultaneously have a soul is the correct answer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:19pm Asheville Jon:

thanks Irwin. now if only i could type coherently, let me try again:
the lyrics to American Pie are pretty stupid, and lower my iq any time i hear it
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:20pm prudy:

Horse with no name...
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:20pm Sam:

We get the house and everyone in it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:21pm Asheville Jon:

meh to the caller, what a copycat!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:21pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Back to good old 201-209-9368!
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:22pm dale:

if i won andy's house i couldn't afford the taxes on the prize OR the property taxes. so i'd pass....i'd just rifle the refrigerator but it's probably all kosher and that spells bland.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:22pm Beast of Boonton:

'867-5309'
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:22pm Sebastian:

Nick sounds pissed, give him back his keyboard
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:23pm Karen:

These lines from the Roxette song Dangerous: "You know she's a little bit dangerous/She's got what it takes to make ends meet" ??
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:24pm Fredericks:

Don McLean contributed a verse to Railroad Bill.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:24pm Asheville Jon:

Phil Collins -Sussudio-
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:24pm Nick the Bard:

oh good, now i can type again
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:25pm Mike East:

Yellow Submarine
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:25pm Asheville Jon:

i'll expand on that Mile East, and say every single beatless song
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:25pm DA The DJ:

Pizza Rocket on YouTube is the worst. Radio friendly though.
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:25pm ultradamno:

Fun day is not the makings of a bad lyric. If I ever have one I'll write a song about it too.
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:26pm dale:

I WAS THINKING PHIL COLLINS TOO. asheville jon wins.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:26pm Asheville Jon:

Mike East. geez, my keyboard must be messed up too. sorry
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:26pm Fredericks:

Dancing Queen?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:26pm chris:

aural lobotomy complete
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:28pm dale:

a lot of the kasenetz katz ouevre is pretty awful and pedantic.
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:28pm prudy:

andy would sell anything...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:28pm Asheville Jon:

On The Floor by IceJJFish?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:28pm Asheville Jon:

oooh oooh, My Bae, by IceJJFish!!!
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:29pm dale:

51 is getting a bit old to be breeding stock. andy needs to skew younger to keep his bloodline going.
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:29pm eugene:

worst song lyric ever...
Solar Prestige A Gammon
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:30pm Listener Robert:

I guess something like Corn Weenie is disqualified.
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:30pm prudy:

eugene: hadn't thought of that song in years...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:31pm Beast of Boonton:

'Put another nickle in the nickelodeon'
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:32pm fletchernyc:

Puberty Love.
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:32pm dale:

teresa brewer would put up a fight on that one beast....
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:33pm ultradamno:

Chuck did know he was having fun with his ding-a-ling...that's what the two-way mirrors were for...
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:33pm prudy:

just give us the address Ken....
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:35pm bill:

What about "Horse With No Name" by America : ..."'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain" ? not exactly proper syntax...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:35pm Sebastian:

how far could this be from the worst, I say this caller gets at least Andy's shed
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:35pm Asheville Jon:

Africa by Toto?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:36pm chris:

shame on that guy
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:36pm prudy:

Ashville Jon: great choice..I'm with you re Toto..
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:36pm chris:

Africa is a great option for worst lyrics ever, AJ!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:37pm Asheville Jon:

My Sharona
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:37pm Nick the Bard:

@everyone saying Africa by Toto - >:(
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:37pm dale:

i see those lawyer commercials for people getting millions from getting cancer from roundup and i always say 'aw man, what a sweet payday - wish i had cancer from roundup.....'

my wife doesn't find it humorous.
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:38pm ultradamno:

For Chicago I nominate Saturday In The Park (you *think* it was the fourth of july? there were no hints all around you?)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:38pm Beast of Boonton:

"Muskrat Love"
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:38pm prudy:

and the generation gap widens...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:38pm Sebastian:

"the two of us / all used and beaten up / watching fate as it flows down the path / we have chose[sic]"
Nine Inch Nails - We're in this together
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:39pm Fredericks:

Let It Be?
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:39pm dale:

what about that jeremiah was a bull frog song....where did he buy wine? HE'S A FROG! where does he keep his money....
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:40pm dale:

oooh - eagles clue there....
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:40pm ultradamno:

He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink

It's such a cliffhanger that it stops there, what does he have next? A mixed drink drink?
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:41pm George in Brookyn:

TAXI Song - Harry Chapin - !!!! The WORST !!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:41pm melinda:

@dale haha
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:41pm dale:

imma go with hotel california based on ken's mention of socal softrock.
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:41pm L W Rhino:

It's gotta be "Hava Nageela"
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:41pm Fredericks:

That IceJJFish is pretty awful.
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:42pm ultradamno:

I'm still sticking with that Killers song, I've heard nothing worse yet.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:42pm Nick the Bard:

ICeJFish is internet puredom :(
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:42pm Beast of Boonton:

"Baby Shark"
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:43pm George in Brookyn:

No no - TAXI SONG.... Really Really The Worst!!
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:43pm dale:

hi melinda!
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:44pm dale:

i like taxi by harry chapin. except that woman with the awful falsetto in the middle. wold is better though.
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:44pm JakeGould:

I think I got it, but will pay it forward… Led Zeppelin’s “Ramble On.” I mean seriously read this crap:

“Just in the darkest depths of Mordor
I met a girl so fair.
But Gollum and the evil one
Crept up and slipped away with her, her, her, her, her, yeah.”
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:44pm prudy:

how about anything by Charles Manson?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:45pm Sebastian:

Witchy Woman?
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:45pm Fredericks:

I don't know what puredom is. Is it related to boredom?
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:46pm JakeGould:

That “Time in a Bottle” song?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:46pm Sebastian:

She can rock you in the nighttime
'til your skin turns red
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:46pm dale:

are we in puff the magic dragon territory?
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:46pm prudy:

Sister goldenhair!
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:47pm JakeGould:

Everyone on WFMU plays some version of “I’m Not in Love.”
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:47pm ultradamno:

And that Killers song is called All These Things That I've Done, which would be super-annoying enough on it's own if almost the whole wasn't chanting "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier"

The WORST.
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:47pm dale:

LOVE sister goldenhair. america is no ambrosia but hey - you work with the talent you got.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:48pm common:

,I love I’m not in love
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:48pm Asheville Jon:

Kiss You All Over by Exile?
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:48pm JakeGould:

Eddie Money is good.
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:48pm P-90:

I’m Not in Love is kind of a favorite with much of The WFMU Crowd
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:48pm Asheville Jon:

Eddie Money is total and absolute crap.
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:49pm dale:

eddie money - nypd's finest.
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:49pm Chuck:

A song I really like that most people think is stupid is yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy!?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:49pm Asheville Jon:

Boogie In your Butt, Eddie Murphy?
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:49pm JakeGould:

Steve Buscemi - FDNY’s finest.
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:49pm Matt P:

American Pie
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:49pm fletchernyc:

“Everybody Wang Chung Tonight “
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:49pm prudy:

like I said Ken, give us the address...
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:50pm ultradamno:

Hot Blooded check it and see (assuming you've got a blood thermometer handy)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:50pm Sebastian:

that song about clothes by Donovan?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:50pm Asheville Jon:

Too Shy, Kajagoogoo
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:51pm prudy:

forget the Zevon suggestion...
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:51pm JakeGould:

“If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save every day
'Til eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you”

Why would anyone want to spend so much time with Jim Croce?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:51pm Asheville Jon:

Donovan - Barabajagal (Love is Hot)
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:52pm ultradamno:

The stache. It was impressive.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:52pm Patty D:

Jack & Diane - John Mellencamp
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:52pm melinda:

I agree Too Shy is pretty bad
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:52pm JakeGould:

“If I could save my mustache in a bottle…”
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:52pm JakeGould:

THE TREE PEOPLE!!!
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:53pm ultradamno:

Yeah, who sucks on a chili dog? That's just incorrect eating.
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:53pm P-90:

Lot of overlap between Warren Zevon and Randy Newman on that cutesy self-consciously “eccentric” thing
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:53pm Fredericks:

Van Morrison: You Got Ringworm.
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:54pm prudy:

Ultra: Ha ha!
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:54pm ultradamno:

I've always cringed at Queen's Sheer Heart Attack/Real Cardiac
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:54pm Sebastian:

Cindy & Bert did a horrible German Schlager cover of Sabbath's Paranoid, making the song about the Hound of Baskerville...
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:54pm dale:

people - we got to go back to socal - birds, neil young, eagles, doors, jefferson airplane etc.
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:55pm Fredericks:

Will it be Land of a Thousand Dances?
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:56pm ultradamno:

I will revolt if it's Land...
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:56pm ultradamno:

Kokomo?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 6:57pm Nick the Bard:

@Sebastian - Cindy & Bert did one of the best covers ever with that
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:58pm Dr. Goot:

"Americathon"?
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:58pm Wendi n Ronny:

Muskrat Love!
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:58pm dale:

i love that cindy and bert cover of paranoid.
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:59pm Sam:

Ok this was a decent choice
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:59pm ultradamno:

I don't think anyone failed to top Andy on this.
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 6:59pm spacecowboy:

my one chance to listen and i missed it
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:59pm Wendi n Ronny:

You know if someone guessed it he has a plan b cuz it’s not a real contest
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:59pm P-90:

Oh so this was the song with the worst lyrics ever, that was never released as a single or even on an album (except a compilation) an that no one ever heard...
  Wed. 8/7/19 6:59pm Wendi n Ronny:

I like the nominations it inspired though
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 7:00pm dale:

how is this bad - everyone likes fun fun fun.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 7:00pm Asheville Jon:

this is not anywhere near the worst lyrics ever. heck, i can think of Monk dialogue that was worse, just sayin'
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 7:00pm ultradamno:

I saw Americathon in the theater, this was far from the worst thing about it.
  Wed. 8/7/19 7:01pm Chuck:

That's why nobody is going to get your house because nobody would think of that! hahaha
  Wed. 8/7/19 7:01pm Sam:

I was so confident I’d win! Andy I’m going to need that house anyway. Seriously. All my stuffs on the curb. I’m gonna need the House. Sorry.
  Wed. 8/7/19 7:01pm Adam West Coaster:

The Beach Boys trying to be the Ramones being The Beach Boys?
Avatar Wed. 8/7/19 7:01pm dale:

i've hear much worse songs on this station today.
  Wed. 8/7/19 7:01pm Wendi n Ronny:

That song doesn’t suck your just not a Gemini - people in motion is a beautiful thing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 7:01pm Sebastian:

it's all fun and games until you understand the lyrics.
  Wed. 8/7/19 7:02pm Sam:

Andy just hates that song because it’s about getting laid
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/7/19 7:02pm Sebastian:

next week, keyboardless show!
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