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Options May 15, 2019: You Be Ken and Andy!

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Andy: Hello and Welcome to Just Between Us with Andy and Kendra, I'm your one of your hosts, Andy. And tonight, Kendra and I are very excited because we have a very very provocative topic. Our topic tonight is our dream men who are fantasy men are, what qualities we look for in men.

Kendra: that sounds like a good topic, Andy. But if you ever want to talk about pretty frilly hats again, I'd be up for that too

Andy: Well, we've been talking about pretty hats that we like and our friends like to wear for many, many weeks now.If I recall correctly, 40 of our 52 shows last year dealt with pretty hats

Kendra: if it ain't broke, don't fix it, Andy.

Andy: I know it to me and Kendra and I usually agree with you, girl. But tonight, I really really want to talk about my dream man and the qualities I look for in a man.

Kendra: Hahaha, you go girl.

Andy: Well, I don't know about you, Kendra, but my dream man would be a little bit out of the ordinary. He wouldn't look like a typical, stereotypical movie star.But to me, he'd be a perfect dreamboat. My dream man would be in his early 60sand he'd be bald.

Kendra: it sounds like you're describing Andy Bregman.

Andy: Oh, pitter patter. Could you hear my heartbeat when you said hisName,

Kendra: I did. Do you think I could ever meet Andy breakfast? Do you think it's possible I could ever arrange to meet him? I thought I don't know what I'd say. But I'd love to try.

Kendra,:I think you can just look him up in Madison, New Jersey and give him a call. He'd be happy to hear from you, Andy. Well, he certainly fits. Oh, sorry, Andy. Well, he's certainly fits my dream man to a tee. My dream man, as I said is in his early 60s, he's bald. He's a little bit on the stocky side. his eyesight is not 2020 but I just don't care. As long as he's Jewish and makes a very handsome living.

Kendra: is it okay if he's an alcoholic?

Andy: And,well, that's not on my list. Why have you heard something about Andy breakfast that I should know,?

Kendra: Oh no, I didn't mean it that way. I'm also attracted to older men, older Jewish men. I mean, Andy, tell us about your dream man, Kendra, and don't hold anything back,

Kendra: Oh, I won't. I've always fantasized about going out with Oh, an administrator of a 501 c three not for profit. New Jersey Corporation. Someone like station manager Ken. KenFreedman. Oh, I'm sorry, Eddie.

Ken Freedman.Kendra, that's the onend I heard he's married. Well that stop you.

Kendra:As a woman, I'm offended. You asked me that question.handy. As a woman, I apologize from the bottombottom of my heart.

Andy: Can you ever forgive me girlfriend,

Kendra: hell no. End of the Play!

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Listener comments!

  Wed. 5/15/19 6:03pm Listener Robert:

Another "puppet" show? I guess there are still variations they haven't exhausted.
Avatar Wed. 5/15/19 6:06pm Fredericks:

Name of new podcast: All We Need Is Stuff
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:07pm Webhamster Henry:

The UCB show I saw was good - but Andy was being crucified.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:11pm Ike:

Is Andy aware that a podcast is just a radio show?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 5/15/19 6:13pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I read that the YMCA in Poughkeepsie has been closed for nine years and people need HazMat suits to enter the place. I noted that it's on Montgomery Street. My idea is for listeners to find a town near them and call in from 43 Montgomery Street and describe the scene. There must be dozens of that address worldwide.
Avatar Wed. 5/15/19 6:15pm herb.nyc:

Name of show- "9 month delay"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:15pm PMD:

What if I want to play Ken?
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:16pm noel:

7 second De-Rail
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:17pm PMD:

If you already have the script, then just post that.
Ugh... not sure I can do this.
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 5/15/19 6:17pm khd:

lol
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:18pm noel:

STALKY Side
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:19pm Dr. Peter:

Hilarious
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:19pm yippie:

is andy on silver daddies ?
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 5/15/19 6:19pm khd:

great show, awesome job
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:20pm noel:

If a masturbatorium is ok then a wife won't bother her in the least.
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:24pm noel:

Can this be considered harassment? She has to read a fawning script to a producer. Nudge, nudge Wink, wink.
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:25pm noel:

Green Teeth was my hearts delight
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 5/15/19 6:27pm ultradamno:

A sign it's going well; hat talk is requested.
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 5/15/19 6:30pm khd:

and you can sell the ads as indoorsments
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 5/15/19 6:31pm khd:

I'M A PRODUCER
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 5/15/19 6:32pm ultradamno:

On television, podcasters get directed to conduct investigations on behalf of god or are somehow part of an innocence project team and also participate in crime investigations. So look forward to that.
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:32pm Dr. Peter:

The chick magnet has the opposite polarity
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:34pm Jamie at WWOZ:

Such a joy to hear nobody calling. Did I come in during a pledge drive?
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:35pm L W Rhino:

What about a man with very low testosterone ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:37pm G:

@Jamie: MEOW!!!
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:37pm Jamie at WWOZ:

This is really funny. Nobody calling. Andy trying to stretch out and no one is helping. Please don't call!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:38pm G:

"And the" is an intriguing end to a radio play
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:39pm noel:

Ok what's the fatal flaw.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 5/15/19 6:39pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Can some (male or female) high-tech listener hook up a text-to speech robot to read the lines in a female voice?
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:39pm Jamie at WWOZ:

Gawd I've missed listening to this show.
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:40pm noel:

SAM is still in the studio
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:40pm G:

@Jamie: You WWOZ folks still tired after JazzFest?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 5/15/19 6:41pm ultradamno:

"What is your intended goal, Ken?" You'd think we hear that more often.
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:41pm Listener Robert:

I just called my friend Nadine to finally, decades late, get her acting career off the ground.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:43pm common:

Well. They are great!
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 5/15/19 6:43pm khd:

lol
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:43pm ledzeppelinsucks:

现在
那里

剑拔弩张




弯曲
金属

Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:43pm Linda Lee:

what have i just tuned in to?
Avatar Wed. 5/15/19 6:44pm dale:

did anyone proof read this?
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 5/15/19 6:44pm khd:

the fun and interesting show with andy breakfast
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:44pm Jewdy:

Just called, and missed out on the fun.
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 5/15/19 6:44pm khd:

oh wait, i mean the indoorsmen with andy breakfast and kendra
Avatar Wed. 5/15/19 6:45pm dale:

needed a laugh track.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:45pm common:

Andy breakfast! YAy!
Avatar Wed. 5/15/19 6:45pm dale:

..and some 'ooohhhHHHhhhh's'
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:45pm Linda Lee:

so this is what girls talk like on their own?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:46pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Ken are you still calling yourself Kendra?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:46pm Linda Lee:

i had no idea!
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:46pm L W Rhino:

Andy Breakfast, the most important radio host of the day.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:46pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi Linda Lee! Hi Dalord!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:47pm PMD:

Andy Breakfast!
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 5/15/19 6:47pm khd:

there is the indoor kids
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 5/15/19 6:47pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Andy Breakfastman!
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:47pm Adam West Coaster:

Gum! It’s what’s for Andy Breakfast!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:47pm Linda Lee:

hi Buddha! just tuned in & i was lost indeed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:48pm PMD:

@kfhp YES
Avatar Wed. 5/15/19 6:48pm dale:

hi booda of refurbia.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:51pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi Linda Lee! Hey Dalius!
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 5/15/19 6:52pm khd:

i see andy as a half-orc
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 5/15/19 6:52pm Ken From Hyde Park:

How many podcasts about boilers are out there? Maybe that's a good subject.
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:52pm HuskLife:

The indoors man, andy special. How to build your own at home and masturbatoriom
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:53pm Listener Robert:

I told Nadine the phone number as "-9368 or -WFMU, whichever is easier." And on hearing "WFMU", she said, "Oh, it's that...."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:53pm Buddha of Suburbia:

LL, I was on at the very beginning when they were begging Dale to call in, but I was so lost I was going to just stare at my wall, then decided to return for the heck of it. I'm still lost, but at least you're here.
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:53pm noel:

Choice between Podcasts and HSN and QVC. Hello HSN and QVC.
  Wed. 5/15/19 6:53pm Ochre Ogre:

The Indoorsmen is great, wonder if their favorite band is The Agoriphobias.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:54pm Linda Lee:

i'm just enjoying this peek into how successful people negotiate their lives.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:54pm PMD:

@Linda Lee who are you talking about?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:54pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Ummm...I think I'll go back to staring at my wall.
Avatar Wed. 5/15/19 6:55pm dale:

"mensch game" - ken and andy's new dating show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 5/15/19 6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park:

How was the casino today, Buddha? Any big jackpots?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:55pm Linda Lee:

Andy. i hear he has money!
Avatar Wed. 5/15/19 6:57pm dale:

is "the jewlywed game" too much?
Avatar Wed. 5/15/19 6:57pm Fredericks:

Andy, like our president, is enjoying his semi-retirement.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:57pm Linda Lee:

see? this is how it must happen!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:58pm Linda Lee:

i like "the mensch game".
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:58pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Hey Ken! I met this stunning heiress looking woman from Columbia in a tiny leather dress with thigh high Louboutin boots..(which is code for very expensive). She came with her own butler. She was my last client before heading out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:58pm Buddha of Suburbia:

Dale, I should pitch my game show!
Avatar Wed. 5/15/19 6:59pm dale:

what's your game show boods?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/15/19 6:59pm Linda Lee:

just don't expect anything you pitch to be taken at all seriously.
  Wed. 5/15/19 7:00pm Jewdy:

Assorted recipes of chicken soup. Oh I coulda called again!!
  Wed. 5/15/19 7:00pm P-90:

“Keen to Learn” there’s a title
  Wed. 5/15/19 7:02pm Jewdy:

Assorted recipes of chicken soup. Oh I coulda called again!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 5/15/19 7:03pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@Buddha - You should have some WFMU swag handy so Louboutin boots lady can get some stickers if she donates to WFMU.
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