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Options May 1, 2019: International Don't Lock Your Workers in the Onion Cellar Day

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Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:00pm G:

I don't have workers...
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:01pm frank:

listening live from a bathtub in Germany. it is midnight here. looking forward to those phone numbers!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:01pm queems:

just want to say that on friday the record fair spinning wheel still had the marathon 7sd tasks on it
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:02pm melinda:

Hi everyone
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:03pm PMD:

Andy's the best.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:03pm queems:

my friend who doesn't listen to the station was like "what does it mean if i land on 'dick face'"
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:03pm noel:

great way to shorten the time is to use your hair dryer when you're in the tub. be careful, you could blow hair into the water.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:06pm G:

Andy doesn't know about that crazy music freak sex.
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:07pm Frank:

thanks! I am not doing my hair today. I might just use my toaster on a floating cushion
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:07pm queems:

i bought a poco record
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:07pm Linda Lee:

Ken! gender equivalent for the masturbatorium is the mastubatorium! :-D
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:08pm noel:

Frank you've restored my faith in humanity. And Zero Population
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:08pm Linda Lee:

how are you, queems?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:10pm PMD:

I want to hear the boiler story.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:10pm queems:

@linda lee i'm doing well! thanks for asking :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:10pm Linda Lee:

brava!! great!
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:10pm noel:

I hope you got a new "needle" for the turntable. Hope you're doing fine Queems. and pain free.
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:10pm Frank:

so, were there any females on the record fair?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:11pm queems:

thanks @noel!! so far so good!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:11pm Linda Lee:

there were, Frank! i saw video!
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:12pm noel:

usually cooking or preparing food. I'm off tonight, big thrill having lunch with wife so I can be irritated by Andy while relaxing.
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:12pm frank:

cool! are you sure they were not on the community service duty?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:13pm Linda Lee:

no, i'm not.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:15pm PMD:

Does breathing count?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:16pm queems:

this game is relevant to my interests- doing a lot of stuff poorly at the same time
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:16pm Linda Lee:

i'd say it counts a lot, Pam!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:18pm cklequ:

I'll be spreading compost and weeding the garlic throughout the entirety of the show. Plus I've got a bit of a cold. I can't call in on account of I'm too busy. Do I win 16 bucks?
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:20pm Nells:

This is too cute
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:20pm queems:

i already did all the stuff i need to do
Avatar Wed. 5/1/19 6:24pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Andy, you can talk on the air and smack gum at the same time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:25pm Linda Lee:

he can talk on the air, smack gum and insult Poles!
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:26pm upstate sean:

Omg this is brutally bad
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:26pm Patty D:

Well Andy I guess you have to write a script now. Cant wait to see a movie about Nazis chasing clowns through sewers.
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:28pm noel:

Next Week
"money laundering" for the "filthy" rich
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:30pm G:

I guess people are really knocking down the doors to get on this episode.
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:30pm noel:

Killer Nazis from Outer Space" anyone seen Iron Sky.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:31pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Wiggling one's toes should be an easy one to add.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:32pm queems:

this guy has bigger fish to fry currently
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:34pm Nells:

Does this guy sound like Hunter Thompson
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:34pm Kelly Jones:

I think this may be one of the BEST SHOWS EVER...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:36pm Linda Lee:

wiggle your toes, Ben!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:36pm queems:

all of this for $12 and then $4
Avatar Wed. 5/1/19 6:36pm herb.nyc:

hi kelly, please tell me that you're being sarcastic. one of the BEST SHOWS? (remember what Andy said when the topic of tom scharpling leaving WFMU was brought up? Andy: "does that mean we all move up a notch?")
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:39pm noel:

we all smoked and pumped gas back then. The fuel to air ratio precludes incineration or explosion.
Avatar Wed. 5/1/19 6:40pm herb.nyc:

at a LOIS MAFFEO show, she introduced BRENDAN CANTY in her band as (paraphrased) "he's the multitasker in the band" and he replied "that means more things to fuck up".
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:42pm queems:

pam!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:42pm Jeff Moore:

Yeah, Andy's actually right this time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:43pm Kelly Jones:

Oh Herb...you 'ol huggable contrarian.... this is funny fuggin' stuff.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:43pm Ken From Hyde Park:

How meta; now the hosts are multi-tasking.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:44pm Linda Lee:

love the sound effects!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:45pm G:

This guy on skype is commenter Frank in the tub from the opening minutes of the show?
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:45pm yippie:

talk about the thekenschlampen
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:46pm Linda Lee:

yessir, they can boogie!
Avatar Wed. 5/1/19 6:46pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

NINE! NINE!
Avatar Wed. 5/1/19 6:47pm herb.nyc:

talking in German? my college suitemate and I took conversational german. Howie learned me this: "wohin ist deine jungenfrauen?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:48pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I wonder if he's aquadextruous. Can he adjust the temperature of the water using either foot?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:48pm Linda Lee:

good work Pam!! win it!
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:48pm noel:

Maybe he can wash Mein Herr too
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:49pm uhhhh:

sad i missed last weeks show. i have an acquaintance/neighbor who sort of showed up one day, very funny and relaxed and weird guy who happened to murder his wife and mother in law years ago. we never told our names to each other but he's a great talker
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:49pm Kelly Jones:

Me!
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:49pm Nells:

It’s the best!
Avatar Wed. 5/1/19 6:50pm JakeGould:

WFMU Chatroulette is a horrible idea.
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:51pm noel:

murder, rape, molestation, dating
Avatar Wed. 5/1/19 6:51pm JakeGould:

Nein!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:51pm queems:

I LOVE CHAT ROULETTE SIGN ME UP
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:51pm PMD:

Ken didn't comment on my nice necklace.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:52pm PMD:

Or the artwork in my office
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:52pm Linda Lee:

shame on you, Ken!
Avatar Wed. 5/1/19 6:52pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Okay, I enjoyed the show.
*shrug*
Avatar Wed. 5/1/19 6:52pm dave wuz here:

tub soup
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:52pm noel:

Mr. Bubble should do that show
Avatar Wed. 5/1/19 6:53pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Didn't mountain people make moonshine in their bathtubs?
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:53pm uhhhh:

noel nah never any of those terrible topics. he loves music, kizomba, house kizomba, reggaeton, house techno reggaeton, all the greats
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:53pm noel:

Shiners didn't have tubs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:54pm queems:

i want to go to sedona but there is never any parking
Avatar Wed. 5/1/19 6:54pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

In my early days in NYC my bathtub was in my kitchen and served as a sink.
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:54pm Tony:

Wait, I missed it. Who is going to Sedona? That's only 30 miles from where I live.
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:55pm wakka wakka:

Gonna find you Andy! Hahahaha you are obviously going to stand out
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:55pm frank:

yeah I used pseudonym as my name is hard for people to pronounce:)
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:55pm noel:

I hated those kitchens.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:55pm Linda Lee:

how the heck did Andy miss New Age Sedona? it's only been 20 years or so..
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:55pm G:

@LL: Obliviousness
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:56pm queems:

i went to the grand canyon in march and let me tell you, people do dumb shit on the rim like they aren't about to fall thousands of feet to their deaths
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:56pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The trail is mostly sand mixed with donkey excrement. Wear good hiking boots instead of open-toed sandals.
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:56pm Antonio_Polcaro:

My friend is a tour guide in AZ he does awesome hikes ! Andy you should look him up
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:57pm Tony:

Yes there have been four deaths in the last month or so at the GC. People get too close to the edge and then fall in.
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:57pm yippie:

some fresh thekenschlampen for y'all www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/1/19 6:57pm Linda Lee:

i wonder how many of these deaths involved selfies?
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:57pm noel:

If you hiked NAKED Ken was what he was going for.
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:57pm uhhhh:

eat the rocks
  Wed. 5/1/19 6:59pm frank:

it was fun
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