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Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Options April 17, 2019: Sustain Ken & Andy's interest on the Phone for 10 Minutes, win $40 cash!

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Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:01pm dale:

if someone can tell jokes for ten minutes straight they might hang in there.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:02pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

I already see the flaw in this one
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:03pm Phillippe Bastille:

Seems unlikely without Adderall
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:03pm Linda Lee:

easily done! but not FCC safe ..
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:03pm Boods:

Good evening!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:03pm PMD:

Does it have to be both? Can you just sustain one person's interest?
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:04pm dale:

can it be 3 minutes 20 seconds at a time?
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:04pm Bic Lighter:

So you guys actually played polka music for six months to hold your spot?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:05pm Phillippe Bastille:

Can it be a combo thing? Like 7 minutes of Andy and 3 minutes of Ken
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:06pm Fredericks:

I would like to make a suggestion about updating the lyrics of the theme song. "Takes away your sorrow and replaces it with'toys'"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:06pm common:

Hey
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:06pm Linda Lee:

very good, Fredericks!
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:06pm dale:

vote for me and narcan shots for all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:09pm queems:

my phone services are worth more than $40 for 10 mins
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:10pm boods:

the weather is too nice. later folks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:13pm Phillippe Bastille:

Incredibly boring? Ken and Andy can call in?
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:14pm middlebun:

It is impossible.
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:17pm dale:

if you're engaged and need 40 dollars you may not be a catch.
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:18pm JIMD2019:

It took me a while but I finally found the comments section ! WHOOOO
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:18pm zzmz:

ANDY can you do anything other than money-bite show?? lame.
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:18pm Lary’s brother:

2nd week in a row you’ve need to bribe people to listen
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:19pm dale:

the thing to do is get andy to talk about himself for ten minutes. callers should keep asking him ??
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:23pm queems:

pam!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:25pm Linda Lee:

Peter, you stink-ass!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:26pm queems:

peter hates women, pass it on
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:28pm ultradamno:

Like shame is anything to be proud of.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:28pm Phillippe Bastille:

Its going to get more and more likely as the world loses interest in this concept
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:30pm queems:

ugh someone call
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:32pm Linda Lee:

another stinker!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:34pm Phillippe Bastille:

someone should call in and talk like an auctioneer for 5 minutes. I can listen to that all day.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:35pm Linda Lee:

i don't think 'boring' is a good strategy. i think endearing is better.
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:35pm dale:

show insurance would pay out here.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:35pm queems:

LET HER WIN
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:36pm dale:

masturbator's anonymous might get andy's attention.
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:36pm ultradamno:

NOT CATS? SOMEONE CALL!
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:37pm Tom on Swans Island Maine:

Should donate to FMU. That’s an animal shelter
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:37pm Linda Lee:

anyone who phones now is a shit-head.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Drat, I'm late today. Did I miss anything entertaining?
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:38pm dale:

ken - not yet.
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:39pm ultradamno:

My new favorite palindrome!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:39pm Linda Lee:

i guess like attracts like.
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:39pm John from Florham Park:

Nobody is gonna win
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:40pm John from Florham Park:

Evening Linda
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:40pm dale:

be pro-masturbatory!
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:40pm John from Florham Park:

Dale you are so bad:)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:41pm Linda Lee:

hi John. what an amazing show. so many shitty people in one place!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:43pm Asheville Jon:

spend it on hookers and blow!!!
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:43pm boods:

Is this Masturbator's Anonymous? Oops. Wrong room. Sorry....(hopefully no one saw me).
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:43pm John from Florham Park:

@Linda that’s why I am not calling them
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:43pm Phillippe Bastille:

@Ken never, actually
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:44pm John from Florham Park:

@AJ it would not go far
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:44pm queems:

i actually laughed out loud
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:45pm Linda Lee:

wow. assholes on parade!
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:45pm John from Florham Park:

@Wueems so am i laughing
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:45pm Phillippe Bastille:

@JFFP depends on the neighborhood
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:45pm queems:

imagine taking $40 away from a child
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:45pm dale:

trying to get my wife to call and say she wants to give the money to st jude childrens hospital because of the girl with the flipper arm and the little midgety kid who wants to send you 'dis adowable banket'....she thinks i'm small and cruel.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:46pm Linda Lee:

you'll have to do it yourself, dale.
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:46pm John from Florham Park:

@Phillipe very true
@Queems sorry for misspelling your name
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:46pm PMD:

@dale, why don't you call with that?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:46pm Phillippe Bastille:

@dale trust the spouse to trot out the unvarnished truth. Its like you're living in my house or something
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:47pm John from Florham Park:

@Queems I agree that guy was low
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:47pm ultradamno:

There's no reason to explain not liking kids, just knock their ice cream over and keep moving.
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:47pm dale:

yes phillippe - the mirror is unkind.
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:47pm John from Florham Park:

@PMD I second that about dale calling
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:48pm Linda Lee:

i think it would've been fun to let everyone win.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:49pm Linda Lee:

this child isn't paying attention.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:49pm PMD:

I'd be willing to call with that but used my turn.
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:49pm John from Florham Park:

@Linda I think Andy would be broke
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:50pm Linda Lee:

Andy Breckman?
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:51pm John from Florham Park:

@Linda kens sidekick
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:51pm Phillippe Bastille:

didn't need the Internet to make ME a horrible person {puffs out chest with pride}
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:51pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

More like Andy BROKEman
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:51pm Linda Lee:

surely you jest!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:51pm queems:

LOLOL
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:52pm ultradamno:

Well, I hear more people are dying while attempting to take selfies than ever before, so the internet problem may take care of itself.
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:53pm John from Florham Park:

That spoiler was a jerk
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:54pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Wait wait John, the spoiler who hates kids was ok with you, but you draw the line at speeding?
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:54pm Fredericks:

Thanks Linda Lee.
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:54pm dale:

i'd go to the dollar store and buy 40 things. you can't beat that for being a smart value shopper.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:55pm Phillippe Bastille:

Oh, how will we EVER fill the final minutes of the show when this guy gets bumped
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:55pm Billy Jam:

longtime listener, first time commenter, love the show @ Pam in SF - if you + guest want to come thru WFMU 4/19 weed special remote broadcast & party across the Bay this Friday 4/19 4-7pm email me for details on invite-only event in Oakland CA billyjam@wfmu.org
  Wed. 4/17/19 6:55pm John from Florham Park:

If I won the money I would give it all to the station
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:58pm dale:

bottle of toilet bowl cleaner
roll of electrical tape
20 pack of pencils
roll of tin foil
can of cat food
holiday balloon
8 1/2 by 11 ruled pad
tube of latex caulk
quart of expired milk
pair of cotton work gloves...
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:58pm dale:

...and 30 other value-priced items.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:59pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Wow theres a lot of assholes listening
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 6:59pm Linda Lee:

i agree, Ken.
Avatar Wed. 4/17/19 6:59pm ultradamno:

The crab barrel dynamic in full effect. Love it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 7:00pm PMD:

But they got the phone ringing a lot. They played us well.,
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/17/19 7:00pm PMD:

Thanks Billy Jam! Emailing!
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