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Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:05pm PMD:

I will wear a disguise
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:08pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Are we calling 201-209-0750 tonight? If it's assigned to a deli now, we can order some knishes.
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:08pm Sam:

I have a seven inch single every time I think of Joey Heatherton!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:10pm dale:

andy got gum for the first night of hannuka. and the second night....and....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:10pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Sam the Appraiser? You are so dirty!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:10pm Linda Lee:

me too, Sam.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:12pm dale:

susan anton took over as the serta mattress girl and it was all downhill for joey from there.
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:12pm Listener Robert:

I've been listening to reruns from The Hound of 30 years ago, tempted to phone the number he announced. I guess that's the number I phoned Irwin on in the 1980s.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:12pm Linda Lee:

amazing story.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:13pm Rob (Jerzcity):

Tonight's episode is probably making some users angrier than usual - due to misophonia.
I find myself clenching my fists approximately every 12 seconds.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:13pm dale:

soooooo....is it 'who tooted' the game show? the home game already exists so that's easy peasy.
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:16pm Listener Robert:

Is it Smell-o-Vision?
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:16pm Sam:

Is there a concept for tonight’s show?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:17pm Linda Lee:

scratch n' sniff! it can be done!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:17pm Asheville Jon:

once again, i ultimately regret not buying bad show insurance.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:17pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Sam, its dead air chicken
Avatar Wed. 12/5/18 6:17pm dave wuz here:

it's warm, moist and dark here in andy's mouth
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:18pm queems:

yikes
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:18pm HuskLife:

Sounds like that series would’ve done great on Netflix
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:20pm Sam:

I bet he’d chew lettuce twice if he was on the air with no gum
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:20pm ifeelfatnsassy:

Yet that gum. He will chew it infinitely.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:21pm queems:

my dad grew up in clifton with polish american best friends (he himself was italian not polish) and he called the word "ass" "dupa" for our entire childhoods
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:22pm Dean:

Two zeroes, in fact, so zero-squared.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:24pm PMD:

That's the problem with this show. Dump-o-rama
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:26pm dale:

there was just swearing in our house - no attempt to hide it.
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:26pm Dean:

My seven-year-old says "f-word" in lieu of the f-word.
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:26pm Dean:

She also wrote me a post-it note that reads, "I love you dad and up yours."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:27pm Asheville Jon:

yup, this would have been a sure bet for a bad show pay-out
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:28pm PMD:

I have insurance!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:30pm Linda Lee:

we're at a new level of horrible now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:31pm PMD:

Yep, I agree Linda Lee
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:32pm queems:

what the hell is going on
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:33pm Linda Lee:

topic: your family cusswords.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:33pm queems:

@linda right but barely
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:35pm Listener Robert:

It was, "Radabadoomhaa!" Lately I go a lot for "boosy".
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:35pm Linda Lee:

still sort of blows my mind that you'd share serving at Guantanamo so readily.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:36pm queems:

on top of that the anecdote about reducing women to numbers
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:37pm PMD:

@queems, that's why it was a new low
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:37pm queems:

good times all around
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:37pm Linda Lee:

cute.
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:38pm Dean:

These stories confirm that "euphemism" is a euphemism for "bullshit."
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:39pm matty from brooklyn:

Oh, the Jews killed cheese and rice?
Hilarious
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:40pm Linda Lee:

Rebecca's laugh almost fixes it.
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:41pm cecil:

my pops used to say “FU-christ’s sake!” when he was about to say The Bad One. a personal fav
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:42pm Listener Robert:

My friend Howard (who won the contest to get a small loan from Andy) called my disability "cursing in tongues".
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:43pm Kayt:

Another one for Jesus is Cheez-Its. My toddler is into Jesus Christ Superstar. And I use the name in vain all too often. Cheez-Its!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:43pm PMD:

Can you tell me how to submit a bad show insurance claim?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:45pm dale:

disney holds zero interest for me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:45pm Linda Lee:

i'm sorry, but i do not get the appeal of Disney World.
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:45pm fletchernyc:

Legend has it that when my grandfather cut off the first two joints of his index finger with a hatchet he exclaimed “FIDDLESTICKS”
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:46pm dale:

christ on a cracker is just a comunion wafer
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:47pm LC:

Spongebob Square pants had some fun ones- like "BARNICLES!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:47pm dale:

fletcher - how did he chop of just one finger bit?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:47pm Linda Lee:

@flletchernyc ~ that's a rugged man.
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:47pm vanessa:

I wont say it on air.. mom and my sister had a code for our 3rd sister, PB= psycho bitch
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:48pm dale:

the only reason i would want to go to a disney property is to have dirty sex in their hotel. (which i' sure EVERY parent has already done)
Avatar Wed. 12/5/18 6:49pm cobradan:

I would get in trouble for saying bull honkey.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:49pm Linda Lee:

i might consider that for a fee.
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:50pm Dean:

Jerry Garcia's brother whacked Jerry's finger.
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:50pm Dean:

Damn, at Gitmo this show woulda got a 16!
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:51pm Zydeco Revelator:

A 2 is an 8? Never
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:51pm Linda Lee:

if a 6 turned out to be 9, i don't mind.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:51pm Asheville Jon:

wtf? this show gets an 8 rating? more like a .75! Sam is being paid off!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:52pm PMD:

Ken has a thing against cute cats.
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:52pm fletchernyc:

I wasn’t present when he chopped it off, but I can picture it. So I can’t attest to the geometry of the act, but like I said it’s a legend... although the finger bits were certainly missing
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:53pm Linda Lee:

the cat show could be so bad it's funny.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:54pm dale:

creationmuseum.org
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:54pm Linda Lee:

maybe 'fiddlesticks' was just a lesson about cussing..
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:55pm Dean:

Remember old-time calculator LED displays? 7734?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:55pm Linda Lee:

not too terribly original there, dear.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:55pm dale:

the brochure for the creation museum highlights how fossilized dinosaurs prove the theory of the great flood.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:56pm PMD:

Does Sam look at the chat board?
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:57pm Dean:

"Gotta see a man about a horse."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:57pm common:

Hee! That’s the funniest i’ve Ever heard Andy on this...thing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:57pm Linda Lee:

he should!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:57pm dale:

sheldon's a stoner!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:58pm Linda Lee:

seein a man about a monkey..
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:58pm PMD:

virtualglobetrotting.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:59pm dale:

are we all winners tongiht?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 6:59pm Linda Lee:

ooh! let's plan a field trip!
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:59pm Sam:

Maybe an 8 was too high. They put me on the spot, I panicked.
  Wed. 12/5/18 6:59pm Elle Tor's Husband:

Empty nesters Ken & Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Fizzle fuzzle!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 7:00pm Linda Lee:

that's sort of gross.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/5/18 7:01pm ifeelfatnsassy:

Ken missed a prime moment there to faux curse when the fader misbehaved.
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