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Playlist for 20 June 2018 Options | Hamboning and Hoodling

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The Adult Net  Incense and Peppermint   Options  
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Olivia Tremor Control  The Opera House   Options Dusk at Cubist Castle 
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The Flying Lizards  Hands 2 Take   Options The Fourth Wall 
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Bob Hund  Eh Fall & En Losning   Options 10 Ar Bakat & 100 Ar Framat 
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Olivia New Ton John  Cherry Bomb   Options Girlie Cover 
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British Whale  America   Options  
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Vogel  Arschloch   Options  
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Old Time Relijun  Veleno Mortale   Options Catharsis in Crisis 
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Gorky's Zygotic Mynci  Picnic on a Frozen River / I Can Pig 2   Options Kraut! Covered: Scott Williams 2018 WFMU Mararthon Premium 
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Weehawkwind, feat. Kurt Gottschalk  Trans Europe Express   Options Kraut! Covered: Scott Williams 2018 WFMU Mararthon Premium 
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Rockabye Baby 
Heroes / Bill Jean   Options  
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Neil Cicierega  Bills Like Jean Spirit   Options Mouth Sounds 
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SQRL  Funnel of Love   Options Only Lovers Left Alive Soundtrack 
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Big Blood  Olamina (For Octavia Butler)   Options Operate Spaceship Earth Properly 
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John  Corn Weenie Cyrus Mix   Options  
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Jonathan Kane  BQE   Options I Looked At The Sun EP 
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The Gathering  Gemini   Options Professor Dum Dum's 2018 Marathon Premium 
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Cut Chemist feat. Laura Darlington  Die Cut (Theme)   Options Die Cut (clean)    *   1:14:56 ()
Die Fabulosen TheKenSchlampen  Scharfes Ding   Options Titten Theken Temperament 
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Banarama  Venus   Options  
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Amber Arcades  It Changes   Options Pseu's Thing With a Hook: Off the Hook (V/A) 
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Klaus Nomi  Wasting My Time   Options Now That's What I Call Music 1983: Nick Name's 2018 WFMU Marathon Premium (V/a) 
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Nina Hagen  Hatschi-Waldera   Options  
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Flex Unger  Why Are We Fighting?   Options  
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Sammy Davis, Jr.  I've Gotta Be Me   Options  
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Donabomb  Her DeeGird Yman   Options  
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Neil Young  Roll Another Number   Options Roxy: Tonight's the Night Live 
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Erika Stucky  All I Really Want to Do   Options Suicidal Yodels 
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Jimmy Riddle   Yakety Eeph   Options       2:04:42 ()
 
Zut Un Feu Rouge  Cafe Thorax   Options Who's Afreud? 
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Mader  Loons   Options Tangobidet 
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Cibo Matto  Black Hole Sun   Options  
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Reportaz  Tytanik   Options  
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Ak Sak Ma Boule  Milano Per Caso   Options Onze Danses Pour Combattre La Migraine 
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Harvey Matusow's Jew's Harp Band  Eighteen Nuns   Options The War Between Fats and Thins 
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Clay Pigeon  The Weasel   Options Glistener's Gold, Vol. 1 
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Simon Joyner & David Nance  Angie   Options Goat's Head Soup 
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Z-Rock Hawaii  Tuchus   Options  
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People Like Us & Ergo Phizmiz  Moon   Options  
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Wevie Stonder  Dog Gone   Options The Horse of Wooden Troy 
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The Tokyo Happy Coats  Tea-A-Wanna_Whistle   Options       2:54:16 ()

Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 6:25am -Ken:

Morning Friends!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 7:24am cory:

g'morning ken
  Wed. 6/20/18 7:34am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Hello, Mr Ken and Mr cory!

Nice collection of big GIFs. Gotta love the sideways tornados and octupus face attacks niche videos! Talking about tornados...I see the GIF of the week is missing in here! The one where the portable toilet flies away like a kite!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 7:45am cory:

hiya FoFo
  Wed. 6/20/18 7:47am Stinky Inky:

Got all 3 right! Amazing it works from England
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 7:54am -Ken:

way to go Stinky! You are one out of a thousand! Actually make that one out of ten,
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 7:56am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Hey Ken et al! The octupus facial attacks are truly unnerving. You know, I read that one scientist postulates that octopi are extraterrestial in origin becsause:
1. Octopi are invertebrates, yet as smart as dogs.
2. Have eyes like cameras in complexity.
3. Are so different from other sea life.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 8:14am Ken From Hyde Park:

Haha....nice plug on the Wake 'n' Bake program just now, complete with goat alarm.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 8:30am -Ken:

haha i missed it! @WildNeil I heard that too.
     Wed. 6/20/18 8:40am Listener Robert:

If your head feels strange, that doesn't mean you need a bigger hat. It just means you should stop putting strange things into it. Try blending into the background, going with the wind or the flow. Let the traffic take you and give you a hand. Let the auto-refresh stop closing all the GIFs in this browser.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 8:44am Henry in Hopatcong:

Ken, I thought you might get a kick out of Surfbort's new single called 45... youtu.be...
     Wed. 6/20/18 8:46am Listener Robert:

Hot dog! Get a head up, a sunny disposition (or disposal). See what you're getting into while you monkey around., and you'll find it has enough legs.
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:01am Otto’s Dad:

Great show Clay! Thanks man!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:02am Aaron Working In Newark:

Good Morning Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:02am Sebastian:

good morning!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:02am Roberto:

Aww poor octokitty!
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:02am weiterso:

wow, great start, guten morgen
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:03am N.A.R.D.:

Am I too late to make a request? Can we hear some of The Shaggs today?
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:03am David in London:

There is a documented case of an octopus under study in a research lab that deliberately took out the electrical system by jetting water at the lights.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:05am N.A.R.D.:

I've always wanted a pet octopus, but I get so emotional when I lose a pet, I don't think I could handle their short life span.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:06am Vincent Nifigance:

I for one welcome our new cephalapod overlords.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:06am Roberto:

I saw a couple of octopies on a beach in California last year. I held a stick near one and it immediately grabbed it and pulled. Those suckers are strong.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:07am Sebastian:

I still have an octopus-handpuppet I got when I was a little kid, David. Get one of those - almost as good as the real thing and a much longer lifespan
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:08am Sebastian:

it's exactly like this one, $17.99: www.dadababyboutique.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:08am N.A.R.D.:

I do have a stuffed animal octopus that I won at the carnival when I was in 4th grade, he's lived for 25 years with only minimal injury from curious rats...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:09am Webhamster Henry:

Good morning Ken and Wednesday Morning Timesluts!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:11am Sebastian:

oh sorry N.A.R.D., mixed up the names, never mind, David!
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:11am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Do we have an octopus alarm? Seize the Zeitgeist, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:11am Guido from Cologne:

Hell Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:12am N.A.R.D.:

That's okay, my boss calls me Kevin all the time. There's no one in our office even named Kevin...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:12am northguineahills:

I for one, welcome out octopod overlords...

Mmmm.... tako....
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:12am northguineahills:

errr... our....
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:13am Sebastian:

dead kittens, Cage and octopi, hmmm
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:14am F ҉ F ҉ (:

We have the German trifecta today, Ken! Guido, Sebastian, and weiterso! Hallo!
Avatar Wed. 6/20/18 9:15am Srđo (Sergio, Serge) in Serbia:

i remember this bob hund track from the late wfmu beware of the blog when some of you dj's posted it on there some 10-12 years ago!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:15am Sebastian:

that reminds me, I'll have to check on my Krautsalat
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:16am cory:

that reminds me, i have to go in early to make german potato salad
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:17am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Hello, Serbia! Do you listen to or are aware of the Burek Forever show from Tilos Radio?
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:18am David in London:

Gruss euch Deutschland
Avatar Wed. 6/20/18 9:19am Srđo (Sergio, Serge) in Serbia:

no
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:19am NewWilOrder:

www.facebook.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:19am G:

Man that's piercing
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:20am -Ken:

Tilos Radio is from Budapest Hungary I think
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:20am peter:

Oh and it was going SO well.
Avatar Wed. 6/20/18 9:20am Srđo (Sergio, Serge) in Serbia:

but i do love hungarian girls tho
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:21am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Good idea, cory! Let's all prepare our favourite German potato salads to celebrate and commiserate the Germans people for their irreparable loss (on their first match in the world cup!).
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:22am melinda:

Morning everyone
Avatar Wed. 6/20/18 9:22am Srđo (Sergio, Serge) in Serbia:

mexico could have scored at least 2 more
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:23am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Tilos Radio is from Hungary, indeed. But they have a Serbian show called Burek Forever. That's what I listen when I am not listening to Ken, DIY or Irwin.
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:24am F ҉ F ҉ (:

And by DIY i mean "Do it or DIY"

P.S. VELENO MORTALEEEEE!!!
Avatar Wed. 6/20/18 9:25am Diezel Tea:

Bari luys Ken jan, inch ka chka?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:25am karlward:

Another week and still no Mariah Carey performing her hits in German.
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:25am wfmu listener phillip:

MORNING KEN! and Kennites! i know its wrong but i love hotdogs for breakfast!
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:27am David in London:

@karlward - I feel your pain.
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:29am weiterso:

no soccer talk today, please. More fried calamares for everyone!
Avatar Wed. 6/20/18 9:29am Diezel Tea:

Also, octopi, squids and cuttlefish are inexplicable as to how they evolved beyond all other sea life, further supporting the hypothesis that their origins came from a extraterrestrial rock of sorts crashing into our oceans some time ago.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:29am northguineahills:

I was wearing my El Tri jersey at the local footy pub for Deutschland-Mexico.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:31am steveo:

good morning your mayhem brings me happiness
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:31am Ken From Hyde Park:

Yay, Happy Cephalapod Day!
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:33am Emergency Alert System:

Our systems have detected an imminent threat.


Threath level 5:
Mariah Carey was implicitly requested at 9:25hrs by commenter karlward.


What to do in case DJ plays request?
Proceed with disconnecting your headphones, turning volume down, running for your life, or flushing radio down the toilet.


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Avatar Wed. 6/20/18 9:34am Diezel Tea:

I've always wanted a pet cuttlefish. I think it would keep my cat's mind active while my better half and I abandon her each day for 9 hours to sit at desks in order to get money for food and shelter.
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:35am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Thank goodness for FEMA. I wasn't aware of the imminent danger. I;m gonna hurry up my preparation of the German potato salad.
Avatar Wed. 6/20/18 9:36am Diezel Tea:

Lav eli, Ken))) Fema-i chgiten inch anum enk stex...
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:37am David in London:

#Carey Nation
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:40am Roberto:

Thank you for the World Cup hate fodder, Ken. I've always hated it but it's good to have specific reasons to cite.
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:41am Sam:

Every time it gets hot in Moscow hundreds of pissed drunk people drown in the canals.
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:41am queems:

i haven’t started paying attention to the soccer yet but i will soon
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:42am Sebastian:

well, nice to (not actually) have known you, queems!
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:42am F ҉ F ҉ (:

In Mexico City excited people triggered the seismic alarm two times after Mexico scored against Germany, according to local authorities. I kid you not. These are called artificial earthquakes.
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:42am Sam:

Sports is the root of all evil
Avatar Wed. 6/20/18 9:43am Diezel Tea:

@queems Don't do it! Better to pay attention to the weather and sidewalk conditions than soccer.
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:43am queems:

i like to watch other people get excited by things while i meh at things
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:43am queems:

that is my entertainment
Avatar Wed. 6/20/18 9:43am Srđo (Sergio, Serge) in Serbia:

we call it football, because the ball is actually a ball, and it's not tossed around by hand ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:44am N.A.R.D.:

Diezel Tea! I wanted to tell you that you've got me using my lunch break to buy ingredients for lahmacun! Can't wait to get home and make dinner, now!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:45am steveo:

if a mashup gives me chills, i guess that's a sign it's well-done
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:45am Sam:

Ah crap I seem to be picking up two radio stations at once
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:46am queems:

my coworkers are all from other countries so shit is getting real in my office this month
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:46am Roberto:

Octokitty looks somewhat like my new kitty.
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:46am Sam:

Reminds me of driving in the mountains when frequencies bleed into each other and create natural staticky mashups
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:46am Webhamster Henry:

DJ Jesuspants in the house!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:47am N.A.R.D.:

@Roberto, that's because it is your cat, he was relocated after the incident.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:48am Nick S.:

Morning, Ken! This mashup is better than both original songs, imo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:49am Roberto:

N.A.R.D., that might explain (actually her) bizarre behavior.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:50am N.A.R.D.:

Honestly, I can't distinguish different cats from each other. They all look exactly the same to me. Kind of like how some people can't distinguish one pigeon from another.
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:51am F ҉ F ҉ (:

What I like about the football World Cup is how easily triggers Americans' exceptionalism sense.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:51am cory:

off to work. be nice and take care of each other
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:52am F ҉ F ҉ (:

cory, wait! You just said you are going to work! That's unpossible! We WFMU listeners don't do work! Come back here. Is the German potato salad ready?
Avatar Wed. 6/20/18 9:53am Diezel Tea:

@N.A.R.D. Apres axper jan, mec hajoxutyun! It might take a few tries to get it right if you're making it at home. Hehe, my ex back when I lived in NJ once tried to make it as a surprise and the damn white girl "butchered" it as it were. Have you had it before?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:53am N.A.R.D.:

I am a WFMU listener and I do go to work, where I don't actually work, but instead listen to WFMU and lurk on the comments board
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:53am Roberto:

Something about the World Cup turns me into an angry old white American male every four years. As opposed to the rest of the time when I'm basically an angry old white American male.
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:54am Karen in Sleepy Hollow:

This new Big Blood album is just wonderful. Any chance they're coming back to Monty Hall?
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:55am David in London:

@N.A.R.D. - Your employer should notice your initiative and reward you with a promotion.
Avatar Wed. 6/20/18 9:55am Diezel Tea:

BIG BLOOD BIG BLOOD !! So happy I got to see them at Monty Hall before I escaped the US.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:56am N.A.R.D.:

@Diezel Tea, I'm a second generation Armenian immigrant to the US, I grew up on Armenian foods like lahamcun and kashlama! Not to mention the Armenian fusion foods, like lamburgers and muttacos (mutton tacos)!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 9:57am -Ken:

Yeah, I'd love Big Blood to come back to Monty. I'll start working on it.
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:57am peter:

Regrettably i have arrived at my place of work. Thanks for the ride.
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:58am peter:

...corn weeny, corn weeny...
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:59am peter:

XOX
  Wed. 6/20/18 9:59am Karen in Sleepy Hollow:

They are playing in Beacon, NY in July or August. Call them!
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:00am peter:

Mwah!
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:00am BVP:

This is so good.
Avatar Wed. 6/20/18 10:00am Diezel Tea:

@N.A.R.D. ah ha, then you know what you're doing, my kitchen fears have been laid to sleep))
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:01am Mick:

I cast many votes for Big Blood at Monty Hall...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:02am Webhamster Henry:

A few corn weenies would go well with this hot weather!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:02am N.A.R.D.:

I wouldn't say I know what I'm doing, but I know enough to only screw it up a little. It's not my tatik's cooking, but I do okay.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:03am steveo:

if i favorite this song will I be put on a list by the authorities?
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:04am Walt:

Is there any video of Big Blood at Monty Hall?
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:04am F ҉ F ҉ (:

And who is this mysterious John -who made this legendary Corn Weenie remix? No idea yet?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:07am The Oscar:

Counterpoint: COME OUT AND PLAAAAYAAAAAAY!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:08am dinatekno:

The Warriors was an AWESOME movie!!! I was a teenager when that came out - and everyone I know LOVED it. I'll still watch it any day of the week over half the crap that passes for movies these days.
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:09am F ҉ F ҉ (:

I like to think the author is John From Oslo. The legendary commenter that used to comment here more than a decade ago when I was just a little fofo still learning how to type comments (and who knew? I'm still learning).
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:09am Walt:

I have to say that the quality of the photography from the "Batman" TV series gif (girl with Capri pants on shag carpet) is very impressive.
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:10am queems:

i’m intimately familiar with the bqe and i don’t hear it
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:11am The Oscar:

One time I was hanging out with some friends and the subject of The Warriors came up. As we were talking, one friend gathered up three beer bottles, put them on his fingers, started clinking them together, and said, “What’s The Warriors?” He was serious. I still have no explanation for this.
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:14am F ҉ F ҉ (:

And he had more fingers left to hold even more bottles, but HE DID NOT DIG IT, did he, The Oscar?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:14am N.A.R.D.:

He could have DUG IT, but he CHOSE NOT TO!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:15am Scott Williams:

Big Blood is playing Beacon, NY August 18 at Quinn's. I'd LOVE to get them back to Monty Hall, we'll see if they can be persuaded to travel again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:15am -Ken:

@steveo - by creating a profile on WFMU you are giving WFMU explicit permission to algorhythmically determine your hat size and then sell that data to hat retailers worldwide.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:15am Mailman Tom:

Will Professor Dum Dum be returning to the WFMU airwaves?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:16am -Ken:

@Mailman Tom, yes, probably. I hope so. He was unable to do a show this summer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:17am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

Oh man, I know steveo and he's very private about the size of his head too. He goes to great lengths to hide it and it is not an easy thing to do as you might imagine.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:18am N.A.R.D.:

WFMU may or may not be algorithmically determining your hat size and selling it to hat retailers worldwide. If you have a WFMU profile, copy and paste the following message onto the comments board: "MY HAT SIZE IS PRIVATE! DO NOT SHARE!" This will prevent Station Manager Ken from stealing your hat size and selling it for money. Only 1% of listeners will copy and paste this message. Let's see if you have the courage to be one of them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:18am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

MY HATE SIZ IS PRIVATE! DO NOT SHARE!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:20am Sebastian:

KENSCHLAMPEN
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 10:20am βrian:

I was recently in Yellowstone where I saw several Baby Animals.
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:20am F ҉ F ҉ (:

If they sell pretty hats I don't see the problem of being algorithmically targeted by the big Hat companies..
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:20am Webhamster Henry:

Die Fabulosen Thekenschlampen should do "Loser".
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:20am SeanG:

SCHLAMPEN!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:21am -Ken:

BobRoss's Hat size is 7 & 3/8 everybody. Don't tell him I told you all that.
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 10:22am βrian:

Sexy Ebola?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:22am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

Wait, is that big or small? I don't know wether to be happy this information has leaked or devastated.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:23am Sebastian:

did you get Hank one of those costumes for "her" birthday, Ken?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:23am steveo:

@brhapsnp if you have to ask....
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:23am PoPo:

Did I miss the station ID?
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 10:24am βrian:

"Our big hats are custom manufactured to fit people with larger heads that range in size from 7 1/2 to 9"
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:25am Mandy:

I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, your GOAT SCREAM
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:25am Lizardner Dave:

I'm your Beavis.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:25am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

"Only favorited songs that reference Zippy the Pinhead and the theme from the film 'Freaks'. Computer says 3 3/4."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:26am N.A.R.D.:

Is it better to have a big head or a small one? I've often heard the phrase "big dumb head", but it seems like having a small one would be bad too, since most people consider being a "pinhead" to be a bad thing...
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:26am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Wait a minute!

All this hat talk is just a diversion from the key issue here!. Did you notice in the last mic break? We have been deprived of our beloved crowdsourced (aka Sam) Legal IDs! Ken has prohibited, banned, and/or deprecated them! Can you dig it?!
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 10:28am Wild Neil||Peace All:

I have a 7-1/8" hat size. It is open source. Who knows, maybe I'll get a free hat. Are there WFMU hats??!! I would buy one.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:28am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

FoFo is right. Ken, the master of Public Relations and media obfuscation, has struck again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:28am N.A.R.D.:

@Wild Neil, there hasn't been a WFMU hat in a long time. Not since... the incident... *looks away*
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:29am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

Ken, who deftly co-opted and then subtly buried the dancing Ken gif which may well have shamed him off of the face of New Jersey.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:30am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

well, not shamed. but you know. Somethinged.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:31am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

@NARD someone pooped in a hat. I'm getting this sense in my third chakra.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:32am N.A.R.D.:

@brhapsnp, you've said too much already...
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 10:32am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@NARD-well, WHAT HAPPENED!!??
Freshwater Octopus!! alleghenyoctopus.wordpress.com...
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:32am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Is this Klaus Nomi?! Really?! Damn! Never heard him before! Or is he she? Or it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:35am N.A.R.D.:

@Wild Neil, we're not allowed to talk about it, but suffice it to say that after... the incident... *looks away*, no one felt much like wearing hats anymore
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:37am weiterso:

early schlager-Nina
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:37am herb.nyc:

yay nina. i met nina's cousin, who lives in the lower east side. at the food scraps drop off on grand / clinton streets. her name is also nina.
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:38am weiterso:

yes
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:38am ⓘⓚⓔ:

Hat incident? Oh you mean the time a music director was decapitated and his head fell into a vat full of WFMU hats and then they sent out the hats anyway and everybody just claimed he'd "moved to California?!" That was no big deal. OOPS I'VE SAID TOO MUCH
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:38am Sebastian:

nail on head, Ken
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:38am Scuzzball:

You should get full baked
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:39am Goyim in the AM:

HALF-BAKED THEORY IS CORRECT.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:40am The Oscar:

@f0f0 I think Klaus identified as male, I recommend watching the Nomi Song documentary, or at least looking up some clips-- I've never seen disappointing Nomi footage.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:40am Ken From Hyde Park:

Apple time!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:41am N.A.R.D.:

@ike, it would've been fine, but he had head lice and all the hats were ruined!
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:41am PoPo:

Cue goat alarm!!!!
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:41am Tom in St. Paul:

All PSAs should be done while the announcer is eating an apple.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:42am N.A.R.D.:

OH NO! I'M IN BREACH OF THE NDA!
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:42am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Hatschi is a type of HAT that has a SCHI attached to it. And Schi is a S with a CHI attached to it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:42am herb.nyc:

there's a foo-foo hat shop on bedford avenue, right by the L subway stop. that's not news, as bedford is so changing.
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 10:42am βrian:

Caesar Lombroso's calipers shall determine thy head size.
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:42am Bobby:

I use the app all day. What’s my head size in euros?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:43am AnAnonymousParty:

If you know my hat size, why do you keep sending me all these damned T-shirts?
Avatar Wed. 6/20/18 10:43am lane:

I vote Evil Ken laugh every Wednesday morning !!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:43am Sebastian:

I could use a new Seppelhut
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:43am F ҉ F ҉ (:

ike,

Oh, that incident! I thought everybody was talking about the time Ken went to work wearing nothing but a hat.
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:43am JP:

NOT MY HAT SIZE!!!!
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:45am weiterso:

my cookie-size is small
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:45am Sebastian:

don't sell those un-metric measurements outside of the US, tho
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:45am Private Presley:

I sure hope Ken doesn't correlate hat size w pledgers' t-shirt sizes
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 10:46am βrian:

Is XXL metric?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:46am Ken From Hyde Park:

My grandpa had a larger than normal hat size. Grandma teased him by saying he had a big head with nothing in it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:47am N.A.R.D.:

@Brian, there's a European XXL and a US XXL, the US XXL is 3 times the size of the European XXL because Americans naturally have fatter heads
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:47am melinda:

I love Why Are We Fighting
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:47am Aaron in Neukölln:

Is that from Altamont?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:48am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

@ike lol man, that's rough. But the people have to have their swag.
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 10:48am βrian:

Where does the Imperial XXL fit in?
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:48am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Everytime I encounter web ads from Hat vendors all offer me 12 inches hat. How did the algorithm arrived to that number? I have only favourited the Clearance Carter song and the BBQ one. I don't understand.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:50am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

I have to wear Magnum hats. Just have to have them. Only thing that fits you know, I'm not bragging, it's just a fact.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:51am N.A.R.D.:

Imperial XXL is the same as the European XXL, but it's measured in buttonwidths instead of inches
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:52am Sebastian:

Here's a table to convert the hat sizes (I'm not responsible for the way this looks on your computer):
Inches (american): 6 1/2 6 5/8 6 3/4 6 7/8 7 7 1/8 7 1/4 7 3/8 7 1/2 7 5/8 7 3/4 8
cm: 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:52am Sebastian:

thank me later!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:52am N.A.R.D.:

How much later?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:53am Hughie Considine:

As a kid we used to play "Hurdy Gurdy Man" at 78 -- sounded fantastic. But this...!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:53am Sebastian:

ask me again later
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:53am N.A.R.D.:

Okay
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:54am Hughie Considine:

And no one ever asks about Hugh Manatee and why he was crying.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/20/18 10:54am Listening Out There:

...it's just one of those times...
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:54am F ҉ F ҉ (:

The thanks expires in 2022, N.A.R.D, according to EU guidelines. Check the 'best before' in Sebastian's head for the precise date.
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:55am Linda Lee:

good morning! dare I fervently hope? #tuchusnation
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:56am N.A.R.D.:

Those wacky Europeans with their crazy ideas like public transit and human rights. Thank god I live in America, the land of the free.
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:57am Diamond Jim:

Donovan was on some heavy shit
  Wed. 6/20/18 10:57am Dean:

Thank god I live in America, land of the free lunch.
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 10:58am βrian:

@N.A.R.D.: We'll have your children back to you soon. No, really!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:58am N.A.R.D.:

Good Morning, Linda Lee! We're all eagerly anticipating it! I've got my Tuchus hat on!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:58am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

America, where I'm free to be meat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:58am Sebastian:

that's just propaganda, N.A.R.D., there's at least as many assholes per capita over here!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:59am N.A.R.D.:

That's true, I've been there before. But they're assholes with public transit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 10:59am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

"I can see you've got your Tuchus hat on!" is the new best way to tactfully tell an FMU listener they've go their head up their ass.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:00am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

Thank you NARD for this rhetorical gift.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:01am N.A.R.D.:

I can die happy now that I know I've made a significant contribution to the world.
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 11:01am βrian:

"Send my mouth way down south to kiss my tuchus goodbye." --John Prine
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:01am northguineahills:

@Ken: I have ginormous noggin. *taps on it* yes, sound like a coconut, nothing inside it. My wife also has a large head. If we every have kids, it will be via C-section.
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 11:02am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Donovan was like Syd Barret on the brain pill and less LSD. Donovan is like the Chuck Norris of singer songwriters whereas Syd Barret was more like Sid Vicious.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:02am northguineahills:

(Ken from Hyde Park)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:04am northguineahills:

Wife will kill me now that I typed that.... (she has other reasons to do so any way ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:04am melinda:

I heard that each arm of an octopus has its own brain. I need to learn more about them.
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 11:04am βrian:

It's not even summer yet, and it already feels like summer's half over.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:05am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

I like this. The vocals sort of give off some of that weird tenderness that that Johnny Thunders acoustic record has.
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:06am Linda Lee:

'morning dear NARD! bless
you & your stunning tuchus.. hat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:06am The Oscar:

I've always kind of wanted to get good at eefing. I feel like that would be a valuable life skill.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:07am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

Hoodling sounds like music you make on a break from noodling.
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 11:07am βrian:

That and ham-boning.
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:07am Tom in St. Paul:

Hillbilly beatboxing ... this is a new one to me.
Avatar Wed. 6/20/18 11:07am lane:

A friend of mine used to do Heehaw and Hambone impressions over the loud speaker in high school
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:07am queems:

hell yeah
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:08am bob ross had a pet squirrel named peapod:

Mountain yakity sax
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:09am Sebastian:

I really want a cigarette, but last week I missed KHLAM when I stepped out. What to do?
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 11:09am βrian:

You see? Beatboxing is cultural appropriation!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:10am AnAnonymousParty:

I think the EAS sound should be replaced with Eefing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:11am N.A.R.D.:

People don't believe me when I tell them I've won awards for my eephing and hamboning, but anything is possible when you lie
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:12am Ken From Hyde Park:

BLT for Duane today.
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:14am tfunk:

BLT pwns
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:14am Zydeco Phil:

Rockabye baby lol
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:15am Zydeco Phil:

Loved that Neil young thx. “Tonight’s the Nite” rulez
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:16am steveo:

it's good to warm my bones beside the fire
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:16am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Are we already in the Whale Train show?
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:17am Linda Lee:

"anything is possible when you lie".
absolute gold.
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 11:18am Wild Neil||Peace All:

"All you have to do is lie"
-Billy Syndrome
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
Circa 1994
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:19am Carmichael:

Heya Kenneth, too busy to read all the comments. Can you sum up?
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 11:19am βrian:

Lie hard enough, and you may even become president.
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 11:19am βrian:

@Carmichael: 5874.98
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:20am AnAnonymousParty:

This is a weird Spock's Beard cover?
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:20am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Carmichael,

Summary:

Hats, hats, hats
Tchucus
Lies
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:22am Carmichael:

Thanks, F. And apparently octopussies.
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:23am Brendan:

‘Warm my bones by the fire’ - was Gilmour singing about grilling some bone in steaks? You know , having a barbecue... ( a piece of hot meat). See also put the bone in.
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:23am Linda lee:

will there be no reward for this hard luck morning?
alas, I fear not!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:24am Carmichael:

Thank you Brian. Do you have one of those massive chalkboards with a formula on it, with a blank spot in the middle that says "here a miracle occurs"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:25am Carmichael:

Does anyone know where the asian cowgirl gif came from?
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:26am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Octotuchuses, the best type of octopus there is!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:29am N.A.R.D.:

Closer and closer the deadline draws near
And still without the tuchus, I fear
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 11:32am βrian:

Live at Monty Hall: Tuchus Innuendo.
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:34am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Oh, fer f8cks sake! I went outside for a break and what did I miss? CIBOO AND MAATTOOO!!! By the way, I think Cibbo is adorable but Matto sings better.
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:34am meb:

Immigrant Song!!!
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:34am Linda Lee:

alas, a lack,
despite our tuchus hats.
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:36am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Did you know Ken has perfect taste when it comes to instrumental songs? It has been scientifically proven.
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:38am Linda lee:

I drag myself through fetid muck & a 20th century tracfone to prostrate myself at Ken's shapely feet to beg for tuchus shamelessly .. & what do I get?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:39am northguineahills:

I believe the emu would win (see the great Emu War where they defeated the Aussies...)
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:39am MiniTeeny:

Yess goodness
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 11:39am Lixiviated Life:

LOOK AT IT!
LOOK AT THE WEASEL!
LOOK I SAID
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:40am Webhamster Henry:

Pigeon Ripped My Flesh!
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 11:40am Lixiviated Life:

(weasels ripped my flesh)
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 11:41am Lixiviated Life:

@Webhamster Henry
Get out of my head!
OUT I SAID!
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:42am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Linda Lee,

Just like in football 'it ain't over till it is over'! There are still 19 minutes to go for a Tuchus last minutes goal!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:42am Henry in Hopatcong:

The Pidge!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:44am Carmichael:

Ken drags things out, Linda. Wait until the last 3 seconds ...
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:45am Linda Lee:

Can't help but fret. It's my nature.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:45am steveo:

angie, it's good to warm your eyes beside the fire
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 11:45am βrian:

I thought "the pidge" was a reference to a shapely caboose, so to speak.
Avatar Wed. 6/20/18 11:45am Sig:

Ken does that well...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:46am N.A.R.D.:

TUCHUS?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:46am N.A.R.D.:

I hear the supple sound of a Tuchus on the horizon!
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:46am Linda Lee:

oh my great God ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:47am Sebastian:

!!!!!
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:47am middlebun:

tuchus
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:49am Linda Lee:

my undying love, Ken. you have it. my tuchus is ecstatic!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:50am Ken From Hyde Park:

Need a mashup of "Tuchus" and "Corn Weenie."
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 11:50am βrian:

Which is the station that's most cetacean?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:51am N.A.R.D.:

@KFHP, I've been trying to get a mashup of Corn Weenie and Tuchus since I hit puberty
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:51am F ҉ F ҉ (:

You know we are dealing with a great DJ when he or she makes your tuchus go ecstatic just by playing one single song. Ken, you have the pulse of the WFMU nation.
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:52am Linda Lee:

that was beautiful. sated at last..
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:53am Webhamster Henry:

The corn weenie originals are still up on Beware Of The Blog - so all you need is a nice copy of Tuchus to go with it.
blog.wfmu.org...
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:53am F ҉ F ҉ (:

Ken really knows how to touch our tuchuses and hearts. In that order.
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 11:54am Wild Neil||Peace All:

I just read there is a new bird flu in china that has a mortality rate of 40%.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:54am N.A.R.D.:

And our corn weenies for that matter, @FoFo!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:55am N.A.R.D.:

The gif of the clouds is perfectly in sync to the beat of this song...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:55am steveo:

got a standing desk, so dancing to wevie is better now
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:55am f ҉ f ҉ (:

WEVIE STONDEEEERRR!!! Is it a new album?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:55am Carmichael:

@Linda at 11:49: That's what he said ... :)
Avatar    Wed. 6/20/18 11:58am βrian:

Coming up, opposite The Duane Train:
100% Whatever with Mary Wing

==> wfmu.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:58am steveo:

thanks ken, hit the spot
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:58am Linda Lee:

sure hope so!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:58am N.A.R.D.:

I would like to help mail swag out, can you mail the swag to me so that I can mail it to the correct recipients? I can't really get up to New Jersey right now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:59am Sebastian:

Dankeschön, Ken!
  Wed. 6/20/18 11:59am f ҉ f ҉ (:

Thanks, Ken, people! Nice everything! Till next episode and remember: be happy!




BE HAAAAPPPYYYY !>:-|
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/20/18 11:59am Carmichael:

@Brian: 2 DJ enter, 1 DJ leave! 2 DJ ENTER, 1 DJ LEAVE!!
  Wed. 6/20/18 12:00pm bobo:

Hi! Sorry for being a bit late. Is it still possible to request a song or two?
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