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Playlist for 16 May 2018 Favoriting | Walkin' Pneumonia, Part 1

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Jim Pepper  Wichitai-To   Favoriting Pepper's Pow Wow  Embryo 
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Yonatan Gat  Medicine   Favoriting Universalists  Joyful Noise 
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Black Lodge Singers  Twinkle Twinkle Little Star   Favoriting Brotherhood  Vive La Difference! 
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Clothesline Revivial  Cow Cow Boogie   Favoriting Holy Cow  Paleo Music 
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C2C  Down the Road   Favoriting Tetra  Onandon Records 
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African head Charge  Hymn   Favoriting Songs of Praise  On-U Sound 
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Blunder  Dreamland Choir Force for New Prospects (Drum Mix)   Favoriting Northfield EP  Self-Published 
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DJ Female Convict Scorpion  Bill Withers   Favoriting Clash Ups  Self Published 
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DJ Female Convict Scorpion  Introduction and then some   Favoriting Bill Cosby Talks to Kids About Drugs  Self Published 
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Wooden Shijps  Already Gone   Favoriting V.  Thrill Jockey Records 
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Mamuthones  Alone   Favoriting Fear on the Corner  Rocket 
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Z-Rock Hawaii  Tuchus   Favoriting Self Titled  Nipp Guitar 
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Carla Bley Band  Drinking Music   Favoriting European Tour 1977  Watt 
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Steely Dan  East St. Louis Toodle-Oo   Favoriting Pretzel Logic  ABC 
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Tom Ze  Curiosidade   Favoriting Sem Você Não A  Circus 
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Matias Aguayo & The Desdemonas  Nervous   Favoriting Sofarnopolis  Crammed 
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Cut Chemist  Die Cut (Theme)   Favoriting Die Cut (clean)  A Stable Sound 
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Marianne Nowottny and Her All American Band  Robot Baby   Favoriting Studio Recordings 2008-2018  Abaton Book Co. 
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The Limiñanas  Istanbul is Sleepy (feat. Anton Newcombe)   Favoriting Shadow People  Because Music    *   1:33:51 (Pop-up)
Siouxsie & The Banshees  The Passenger   Favoriting Through The Looking Glass  Geffen Records 
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Fresh  Hit and Run   Favoriting Out of Borstal  RCA Victor 
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Thin Lizzy  Dancing in the Moonlight   Favoriting Bad Reputation  Mercury 
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Jeffrey Lewis & the Deposit Returners  What Are You Doing After The Orgy?   Favoriting Works By Tuli Kupferburg, 1923-2010  Don Giovanni      1:47:42 (Pop-up)
Laura Viers  Seven Falls   Favoriting The Lookout  Bella Union    *   1:50:14 (Pop-up)
Margie Singleton  Jesus Is My Pusher   Favoriting Travelin' Gals!: Diesel Smoke & Dangerous Curves 2017 Premium v/a  No Label 
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Young Marble Giants  Zebra Trucks   Favoriting Colossal Youth  Rough Trade      1:57:07 (Pop-up)
The Seekers  Georgy Girl   Favoriting Self Titled  Axis (Australia) 
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Tonio K  H.A.T.R.E.D.   Favoriting Life in the Foodchain  Epic 
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Hookworms  Ullswater   Favoriting Microshift  Domino 
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Falco  America   Favoriting Falco 3  Gig Records 
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Rammstein  Amerika   Favoriting Reise, Reise  Universal 
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Laibach  America   Favoriting Volk  Mute 
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Estelle  The Year 2000   Favoriting No Album  Laurie 
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The Crystals  He Hit Me   Favoriting The Best of The Crystals  ABKO 
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Nico  Das Lied Vom Ensamen Madchen   Favoriting All Tomorrow's Parties  Cleopatra 
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Leonard Nimoy  Both Sides Now   Favoriting Spaced Out: The Best of Leonard Nimoy & William Shatner  Universal      2:44:47 (Pop-up)
Tina Fey  Paints and Brushes   Favoriting No Album - From 30 Rock  No Label 
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Twink  Can of Worms   Favoriting Kooky Nuts Pop Vol 2  Istota Ssaca/Proot 
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Otomo Yoshihide  Needles   Favoriting Multiple Otomo  Asphodel      2:53:12 (Pop-up)

Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08am -Ken:

Morning all
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25am geo in jc:

Good morning Ken!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 6:32am Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning! Lava rocks!
  7:09am FːˡFːˡ (:

Hello, Kens, geo!

I hope you are fully recovered, Comandante Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:27am cory:

hello all
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:37am cory:

so, i watched a little bit of the new Neil Young movie. it was very bad and much not good.
Avatar 7:39am Michael:

Morning Ken - hope you're well.
  7:40am FːˡFːˡ (:

hey, cory!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:42am cory:

hi fofo, how's it going?
  7:46am FːˡFːˡ (:

cory,
I'm certainly doing better than the girl that falls into the lava as seen in that BIG GIF! By the way, for those worried about her, she got out of the lava, took a very cold shower and she's ok now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:49am cory:

fofo, don't lie!!! she scraped her knee on a sharp rock getting out of the lava.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:49am Dave in Vermont:

morning - I always forget about this Jiff page until it's too late or I'm working.
  8:18am Lava Girl:

Actually, when I fell in the lave a large Amethyst crystal became lodged in my chest which imbues me with supernatural powers. I can turn people to stone with just a look; which, as it turns out, is pretty embarassing at parties.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:19am Sebastian:

good morning Ken and everybody
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:35am -Ken:

I dont know how Im gonna get through today's show.. I relapsed on my walking pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu.. forgive me if I play a lot of long songs today
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 8:41am N.A.R.D.:

Have you considered just playing Yakety Sax on loop for an hour at a time, interrupting only to do the station ID?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 8:42am N.A.R.D.:

Or possibly Tuchus by Z-Rock Hawaii?
  Swag For Life Member 8:43am Walt:

Go full free-form and put on some hippie noise thing that lasts for three hours. Or get one of those mono opera CDs that have two hours of music and let that sucker play.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 8:49am N.A.R.D.:

Dedicate the next 4 weeks to playing the entire ring cycle. Then you'll have plenty of recovery time.
Avatar 8:58am Davee:

Is this Donut Time???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:58am fred:

Last week's show opened the door to a Felder zone. Heavy Metal on a loop for three hours should cure even Matt of that one for good
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:00am fred:

Oum Kalsoum is a better choice if you need really long tracks. Or Sunn O)))
Avatar 9:00am Sem:

Hello, SMK, and SMK-ers.
Avatar 9:01am Sem:

Grapes before swine is a kind of metaphor, right?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:03am steveo:

Good morning, Ken. I'm sorry for that time I was a jerk.
  9:03am Chi Bill:

I grew up top Wichitai-To, forgot all about it until now. Thanks Ken!!!
Avatar 9:04am Linda Lee:

Ken my dear!! good morning!!! thank you for the Cage LP from the 7SD auction! that was fast!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:05am N.A.R.D.:

I remember driving home from high school, turning the volume up all the way to this song, and jamming out so hard that I completely forgot where I was going and got lost.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am BronwynB:

morning ken and everyone. will there be opera??? please, please, please let there be opera
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am BronwynB:

-morrissey
Avatar 9:05am Linda Lee:

the power of music, babe. :-)
  9:05am judy from croton:

What a song, got my crying. Life is fleeting.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:05am N.A.R.D.:

It was the first time I ever encountered a traffic circle and I was terrified
  9:06am middlebun:

Anthem
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:06am The Oscar:

Morning all! When I first heard this song, I thought he was saying "Makes me feel *bad* that I'm not dead." I thought it was pretty heavy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:06am doctorjazz:

Man, just love Pepper's version!(his tune,correct?)
Avatar 9:06am northguineahills:

Cheesy sax solo aside, a great version of Wichitai-To.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:06am karlward:

Every time I hear this Jim Pepper song I'm like "I should change the station or something" but then I don't and by the end I'm totally digging it. Some kind of hex or something. I love it.
Avatar 9:07am Linda Lee:

the power of music, babe. :-D
  9:07am Marley Dogg:

Is that a Jazz flute?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:08am fred:

@Bronwyn: I don't know which is more alarming: an opera about Morrissey, or one written by Morrissey
Avatar 9:08am Linda Lee:

gotta work on those things that make us feel glad we're not dead. ready?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:09am karlward:

fred: I would go see either of those, or both.
Avatar 9:10am thedunkel:

Morning Ken! Morning All!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:10am Ken From Hyde Park:

This sounds like a Blackfoot pow-wow I attended in Montana one time.
Avatar 9:11am bore:

good morning ken, thanks for the tunes! really needing them today.
Avatar 9:12am Linda Lee:

wow, that girl-into-lava gif is pretty disturbing! yikes!
  9:12am noel:

Get the pneumonia shot Ken. It should keep the bug from returning.
Avatar 9:12am Lixiviated Life:

ok so i guess we're doing this.
are we doing this?
let's do this.
  9:12am ?:

Donut pow wow!
Avatar 9:12am Vincent Nifigance:

@LindaLee I had to look it up and assure myself it was fake. It is!
Avatar 9:12am Linda Lee:

trusting so. whew.
Avatar 9:13am Davee:

interesting music this am
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:13am Nick S.:

gOOD MORNING kEN! It's Larry.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:14am Vivian:

Morning all from the soggy ATL.
Avatar 9:14am TDK60:

Comments board froze. Dig Witchi Tai To. Also like Everything Is Everything's version (w/Jim P.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:14am fred:

The "lava" in that falling girl GIF flows like water. I think it's just color shifting
Avatar 9:14am Linda Lee:

love the twinkle twinkle! that's great.
  9:14am noel:

Brewer and Shipley did a nice cover too.
  9:14am fleabane:

Waking up to Jimmy Pepper and the others are giving me hope. Yippee!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:15am MD:

Good Morning Freeform Spirits!
Avatar 9:15am TDK60:

Been to several pow wows over the years.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:15am tom from Glasgow:

good morning Ken, i wish you gastric peace
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:16am MD:

may the beefheart live on in our souls!!! and our hearts!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:16am N.A.R.D.:

This is easily the second best version of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star I've ever heard!
Avatar 9:17am Linda Lee:

what's the best one?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:18am Ken From Hyde Park:

@Bronwyn B - You were at Monty Hall Saturday and Bronwyn C was there. You didn't combine into some kind of super-Bronwyn, though. Huh.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:18am fred:

A long track I like a lot: Nisennenmondai's Fan (well over 30 minutes)
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:19am steveo:

every once in a while the guy with the green hood hits that drum at the exact moment there's an actual bass drum in my headphones and that is a time that I am glad I am not dead
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:19am tom from Glasgow:

Bronwyns A-E
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:19am fred:

@Ken From Hyde Park: When Bronwyn A joins the station, look out!
Avatar 9:21am Linda Lee:

what's the name of the mind-trick that matches a visual pattern to a beat, even if they don't actually coincide? anyone?
Avatar 9:22am Linda Lee:

-Ken, this morning's show is actually medicinal. but you know that.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:23am N.A.R.D.:

Linda Lee, Isn't that the McGurk Effect?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:23am (Murakami Whywolf))):

I remember looking-up (in a book, it was pre-Web) the mycoplasmic bronchitis that had floored me for a week, finding that it was sometimes called 'walking pneumonia', and thinking 'So _that_'s where that Chuck Berry line comes-from.'. Then I remembered how many classic movies I knew first from their "MAD" magazine parodies.

Meanwhile, the pollen-count in the far northern suburbs appears to be in the low ℵ-nulls….
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:23am tom from Glasgow:

Linda: a form of pareidolia?
Avatar 9:23am Wild Neil||Peace All:

The lava gif was a fake. She fell into the ocean.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:23am N.A.R.D.:

Or does that only apply to speech?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23am -Ken:

Did the chatboard really freeze up?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:24am N.A.R.D.:

Ken, yes, it was freezing up for several minutes at a time, followed by sudden bursts of messages and another freeze.
  9:24am noel:

many times it froze up.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:24am tom from Glasgow:

a few times during Wake, for 5-10 minute stretches, yes
Avatar 9:24am Linda Lee:

it sure did during Wake! big time!
Avatar 9:25am Linda Lee:

there's just a lag now.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:25am Vivian:

Anyone here on the board live in Asheville, NC? Got a question.
Avatar 9:26am Linda Lee:

asheville jon isn't in yet, Vivian, but i lived there for about 8 years in the 90s, if that helps. :-)
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:28am Ken From Hyde Park:

What's the trick that Peter Pan used to help Tinkerbell? Can everybody clap real hard and heal the ailing DJ? Also, is it too late to sign up for meth lab camp?
Avatar 9:28am Linda Lee:

@tom from Glasgow ~ thanks for 'pareidolia', i'll have to look that up.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:29am Ken From Hyde Park:

Ack! Whoops! There goes lava girl!
Avatar 9:29am cobradan:

I am detecting a theme
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:31am Vivian:

@Linda Lee,thank you for the offer! I'm trying to find a time to go camping but the weather forecast shows rain every day. Excluding the current conditions, I'm thinking it's your usual thunderstorms in the afternoon. Or is late May the rainy season for Asheville?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:31am -Ken:

But this page has not yet frozen up yet, correct?
  9:32am jess:

this song is ruined
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:32am tom from Glasgow:

this page has been fine
Avatar 9:32am TDK60:

it has, back round 9:05 for several minutes.
  9:32am FːˡFːˡ (:

A long song? What about the opening track from Yes' Tales from Topographic Oceans? It takes so long that the keyboard intro melody last 4.5 hours!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:33am tom from Glasgow:

@Linda: it's the same phenomenon that enables us to "see" shapes in clouds and hear satanic messages in records played backwards. basically humans are big on pattern-spotting.
Avatar 9:34am Linda Lee:

don't recall a 'rainy season' to speak of there. but the season is advanced of what we have up north, so the north's summer afternoon thunderstorms will start up a bit earlier there.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:35am fred:

@Ken: no freeze so far
Avatar 9:35am Linda Lee:

i lived in a tepee for an entire summer season up on mt. pisgah & i don't recall life being hindered much by rain. ;-)
Avatar 9:37am Linda Lee:

@tom from Glasgow ~ yep, that must be the word i want. thanks.
  9:37am FːˡFːˡ (:

Ken,

Keep posting more lava gifs to unfrozen the page. It has worked so far!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:37am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Linda Lee:
Unfortunately (I think) modern Ken's Shows, bred for generations under lights and the threat of imminent arrest, have had their commercially valuable Carboxyschlampfenidiyetizine (CSNY) levels maximised, bringing them out of balance with the more medicinally useful constituents. Some health food stores have started selling oil extracts of these latter, particularly schlampfide alpha-Xenomorphine (SAX, street-name 'chest-buster'), but the Attorney General has threatened to shut them down over it and, anyway, it involves potentially irritating interaction with health food store customers.
Avatar 9:39am Sem:

Ha! Brilliant ^.
Avatar 9:39am Linda Lee:

makes sense!
Avatar 9:41am Linda Lee:

Bill, you fucking freak.
Avatar 9:41am Roberto:

To be fair, Bill was probably pretty knowledgeable about the effects of these drugs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am cory:

ken, are you listening to Behind the Bastards?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:41am steveo:

well, this is rather unfortunate isn't it
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:42am Ken From Hyde Park:

You can tell something's amiss. There's usually a mic break or yakity sax by this time. Feel better, -Ken.
Avatar 9:42am TDK60:

Linda, that sounds fun, the teepee living; maybe.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:42am MD:

MR. SEXY!! WHAT A LADY KILLER!
Avatar 9:42am Linda Lee:

it was an amazing experience. truly.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:42am tom from Glasgow:

i feel high as shit
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:43am Ken From Hyde Park:

BC would've made a more convincing drug argument if he did it in the voice of Mush Mouth.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:43am Vivian:

@Linda - Thank you for the advice. We're looking at the Smoky Mtns for some hiking and biking. I'm intrigued, tell me more about your season in the tepee.
  9:43am FːˡFːˡ (:

Is Ken's show the cause or the symptom of the opioid crisis?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:43am fred:

I sadly have to go. And a doctor appointment is going to make me miss Felder time at 11. Did Ken record a poopyflute version?
Avatar 9:45am northguineahills:

The California "I heart WFMU" license plate has the same insurer as I (I got grandfathered in via my father).
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:45am N.A.R.D.:

Are we listening to the .wav files off a video game CD?
Avatar 9:45am Linda Lee:

@Vivian ~ that would be a book. it was good. you like camping, so you have an idea. just imagine what you'd learn & experience with a 6 month camp-out in a conical dwelling, in a friendly, lovely place.
Avatar 9:45am northguineahills:

@tom from Glasgow: Lucky you!
  9:46am noel:

Feels like someone pulled the plug on you. You need antibiotics.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:46am joe mulligan:

sounded like Mila Kunis
Avatar 9:47am JFR:

I still hear Laurel
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:48am Sebastian:

damn work, I'm missing out on all the playlist fun
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:48am N.A.R.D.:

I have heard both Laurel and Yammy, depending on the volume at the time it starts playing.
  9:48am FːˡFːˡ (:

JFR,

I know! I think it's only milennials that hear Yanni.
Avatar 9:48am northguineahills:

Pronouns are for the lazy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:49am fred:

@ngh: "grandfathered via my father" looks like it could be a step of "I'm my own grandpa"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:49am Dave in Vermont:

creepy record cover:
www.joeydevilla.com...
Avatar 9:49am JFR:

Little kids and dogs like Yanni
Avatar 9:49am Davee:

Donut plague?
Avatar 9:50am northguineahills:

Black Lodge Singers, a Twin Peaks reference?
  9:50am FːˡFːˡ (:

Did I say Yanni? HA! I mean to say Yammy. I was drunk with Greek wine when I said Yanni.
Avatar 9:51am northguineahills:

laughter out loud, fred!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:51am N.A.R.D.:

I think you need to turn down the bass and turn up the treble to hear Yammy
Avatar 9:52am Linda Lee:

kind of doubt it's about twin peaks, ngh. en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:52am AnAnonymousParty:

Even people suspected of dressing like Charlton Heston?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:54am karlward:

Every time I heard this Wooden Shijps track I think it's Miracle Legion for a moment.
  9:54am noel:

Prying the 45's out of his cold dead hands.
Avatar 9:54am Linda Lee:

when i touched 'er my hand just froze.
Avatar 9:54am βrian:

Blue, blue skies over the isthmus today. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Avatar 9:55am northguineahills:

@Linda Lee: So, more then likely, same reference (originally where Lynch got the idea based on the geography)
Avatar 9:55am Linda Lee:

that's a decent guess. sure.
Avatar 9:57am Linda Lee:

just take it easy there, Ken. long tracks & relax.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:58am Sebastian:

yay!
Avatar 9:58am Linda Lee:

please play 'tuchus' though. #tuchusnation
  9:59am queems:

are comments back? i’m busy working for once
Avatar 10:00am βrian:

Should be clatter our cups against the bars and chant, Pneumonia Walking!"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:00am -Ken:

Legal ID time coming up a little late: 201-209-9368 and then say: WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, In New York City and Rockland County at 91.9 fm and online at wfmu dot org, Old lady judges watch people in pairs Limited in sex, they dare To tell fake morals, insult and stare While money doesn't talk, it swears Obscenity, who really cares Propaganda, all is phony
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:01am ♪ke:

91.1 FM sounds good in Newark. Haitian guys still shouting at 90.9 and 91.3, though. Anybody else in northern NJ hearing that? Can you understand any of it? They seem to go on and off a lot during the day to try to avoid THE MAN.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:02am Vivian:

@Karlward, I haven't heard anyone mention Miracle Legion in years! Brings me back to college days.
  10:02am noel:

quoting the master.
  10:02am FːˡFːˡ (:

Ken failed to mention the Legal ID has to be said in a Mickey Mouse accent to fully comply with the FCC
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:03am Megaroni:

All hail Sir Ken, our fabulous leader!
Avatar 10:04am tadpole:

"a Mickey Mouse accent"
Avatar 10:05am tadpole:

I love that idea that there's a country where everyone talks in some variation of a mickey mouse voice.
Avatar 10:05am TDK60:

>broadcast report> north manhattan> both 91.1 & 91.9 fm ok.
Avatar 10:05am tadpole:

Morningn Kenbagios, welcome to Donut Time
Avatar 10:06am Linda Lee:

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUCHUS!!!!!!!! bravissssssimo!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:06am Brian C.:

Does The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan have a song about Don Felder? That could be the antidote to He@vy Met@l
Avatar 10:07am tadpole:

tuchus
  10:07am Fletcher Fletcher:

Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 10:07am Nick S.:

tUCHUS
Avatar 10:07am Linda Lee:

Ken i love you.
and your tuchus.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 10:07am Nick S.:

You got a nice tuchus.
Avatar 10:08am βrian:

Someone should do the ID after huffing on some sulfur hexafluoride. Matt would do that.
  10:08am Listener Robert:

Sounds like you've been having the same thing that's put me down the past 3 weeks: parainfluenza B bronchiolitis, a condition usually associated with babies. In my case it triggered my atrial fibrillation, and the treatment reactivated my shingles, so fat-fingered typing with the numbness. Sleeping's been hard with orthopnea -- sucking wind lying down. Can't be on my feet more than about a minute aat a time either, though. Have a lot of work to get back to if I ever can. I can scarcely imagine what it'd've been like had I been in radio, but I was substituted for the last few weeks of the term teaching.
Avatar 10:09am Vincent Nifigance:

TUCHUS!
  10:10am Listener Robert:

Oh, yeah, and now burning watery diarrhea from the drugs!
Avatar 10:10am northguineahills:

Brian C is full of good ideas!
Avatar 10:10am tadpole:

Damn man, bad enough someone's sick, you don't have to say "its a condition usually associated with babies". ;)
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:11am tom from Glasgow:

i like the bit when he says "tuchus"
Avatar 10:11am βrian:

@LR: Did doc discuss the new shingles vaccine? No idea if it helps for existing cases.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:11am steveo:

what's the story on those middle ages gifs? they are compelling.
Avatar 10:12am Sem:

Isn't Burning Watery Diarrhea a most excellent band name?
Avatar 10:13am βrian:

We had a cat who came down with babies, once.
Avatar 10:13am TDK60:

Also have been sick, taking 2 anti-bios. Lots of people I know have been sick recently.
Avatar 10:13am Sem:

Ah, the babid cat. Horrible.
  10:14am noel:

take lysine it helps with shingles.
Avatar 10:14am tadpole:

absolutely oozing with babies. just awful.
  10:14am FːˡFːˡ (:

By the way, a very special thanks for whoever unravel here in the comments few weeks ago what Tuchus means. All my life I had always listened to Tuchus with the innocence of a small child thinking Tuchus was the cutey voice in the song. THANKS FOR NOTHIING!!!
  10:15am Listener Robert:

I've been vaccinated for it. The symptoms are in nerves where it activated in 2012, pre-vaccine. At least this time it's only numbness, not pain.

The reason I say bronchiolitis is usually assocated with babies is that I studied it in pediatrics long ago. Although I'm asthmatic, the wheezing I'm familiar with was nothing like the low tone rhonchi this gave on both inspiration and expiration.
  10:16am noel:

you're not from around here then?
Avatar 10:16am Linda Lee:

@TDK60 ~ just remember your probiotics with your antibiotics! keep your digestion happy.
  10:16am still b/p:

Must find my cassette of Pretzel Logic transferred from someone else’s LP 40 years ago.
Avatar 10:16am TDK60:

Thanks LL.
Avatar 10:17am Sem:

Thank you, Listener Robert. Running now to educate myself about "rhonchi."
Avatar 10:17am northguineahills:

My digestion is rarely happy. When I can cook my meals for myself, and am stress free, it's a lot smoother.
Avatar 10:17am northguineahills:

Tom Ze!
Avatar 10:18am Linda Lee:

go with a good quality probiotic. yougurt *isn't* enough! i'm using Jarrow formulations to help with digestive issues associated with Lyme & they're very effective!
Avatar 10:19am Linda Lee:

ngh, yep, managing stress does seem key to the whole game.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:19am karlward:

Ah yes, the French Steely Dan.
Avatar 10:19am tadpole:

bears can do anything
Avatar 10:20am βrian:

@NGH: Are you saying you have an exit strategy?
Avatar 10:20am Linda Lee:

.. but they're much happier if you don't make them do it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:22am zopa:

nervös
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:23am -Ken:

I have a bunch of old anti-biotics at home but I've been resisting taking them for some unknown reason
  10:23am FːˡFːˡ (:

Matthew Waterme and the Desdemonas!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:23am tom from Glasgow:

lavioli
Avatar 10:24am tadpole:

@linda it reminds me of a terrible robert schimmel joke (which I'll probably get wrong): "i took my kid to the circus and he asked 'daddy how do they teach a bear to ride a bike?' I told him 'they nail its feet to the pedals and beat the shit out of it'"
Avatar 10:24am Linda Lee:

-Ken ~ meh. dump 'em! antibiotics need to be prescribed to suit what's going on at the moment.
Avatar 10:25am tadpole:

terrible in that I laughed at it and have remembered it for decades
Avatar 10:26am Linda Lee:

@tadpole ~ that's just what i always imagined they did. must be some truth to it. ;-)
Avatar 10:26am tadpole:

ah, the circus :/
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:27am -Ken:

Jaysuss Linda, dont throw out the baby with the bathwater, OR the antibiotics. I just need somebody here to prescribe them. I have some cerufoxim or somethibng like that and I have chest congestion, fatigue and upper body / headaches
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:27am crateslinger:

I have found that the best cure for sickness is to lay about complaining. Eventually I start to feel better. EVERYTIME!!
Avatar 10:28am Linda Lee:

wish i could help, Ken. alas, i don't write out prescriptions for friends any more.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:28am ♪ke:

Aaaaaand, both previously-mentioned NJ Haitian pirates that box in WFMU seem to have gone off the air at 10 a.m.
Avatar 10:28am βrian:

I'm leery of antibiotics, but when a good friend bit me on the hand, resulting in infection and swelling to the size of a boxing glove, I went for the antibiotics. Two shots in the glutes and an oral regimen.
Avatar 10:29am northguineahills:

@Linda Lee: I once had 10-year old antibiotics during a period w/o health care and got seriously ill. Thankfully, I knew they would help my ailment and worked perfectly (antibiotics just lose potency w/ age). (It's been the only time I've taken antibiotics in 20 years).
  10:29am noel:

Transference is good medicine
Avatar 10:29am Linda Lee:

just have to get the right anitbiotic for what's going on. and, they *don't* help with viruses. don't even bother with that.
  10:30am Listener Robert:

-Ken, they gave me a course of cefuroxime with this starting with my hospitalization. Before that in the ED at Newton Hosp. they started me on azithromycin.

The antibiotics are only prophylactic, so unlikely to make you feel better, -Ken. In fact they'll upset your stomach.
  10:30am noel:

next time wear a garlic necklace.
Avatar 10:31am Linda Lee:

@Listener Robert ~ that's why ya need the darn probiotics.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:31am Ken From Hyde Park:

If you have ear congestion, my advice is to _not_ use a Water Pik device to dislodge the blockage. Seek medical assistance instead.
Avatar 10:31am tadpole:

ken, fyi you're not supposed to smoke the antibiotics.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:31am crateslinger:

Codeine, valium, percocet, seconal, tuonal, phenobarbital, dilaudid, 'ludes, weed, and whisky seem to help as well.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:32am crateslinger:

snort some meth and you'll feel great!
  10:32am Listener Robert:

True, LL. I was trying to get by on active cutlure yogurt from ShopRite, but who knows how viable those bugs are on the shelf?
  10:33am FːˡFːˡ (:

Ken,

According to Dr Idon T Cure from the prestigious Mayo Naise Clinic you drink a cerufoxim tablet every hour. In case you are still alive after 48 hours, consult with another specialist.
Avatar 10:33am Linda Lee:

hardly. if the product is pasteurized there's nothing left. it's a marketing thing.
  10:35am Listener Robert:

It's not pasteurized, just refrigerarted, but they'll never give you a CFU count.
  10:35am FːˡFːˡ (:

I'm in doubt here. Is this the No Doubt woman singing?
Avatar 10:35am Linda Lee:

buy yogurt 'cause you like it. not for the medicine! :-)
Avatar 10:35am TDK60:

LL -- kombucha must be better than yogurt for pro-bios?
Avatar 10:35am βrian:

A strong decoction of ginger never hurts. And some of Mom's miso soup.
Avatar 10:36am Linda Lee:

haven't looked into kambucha. i just do the pillsies.
  10:37am noel:

Anyone for Tanis?
Avatar 10:37am Listening Out There:

- Welcome to the Food Channel -
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:37am Ken From Hyde Park:

A spoonful of locally-sourced, raw honey will make the pills sweeter.
Avatar 10:37am Linda Lee:

so much simpler! fermented foods are good for digestion, though.
Avatar 10:37am northguineahills:

(I used to read my father's Journal of the Medical Association as a kid)
Avatar 10:38am Linda Lee:

wow. i read comic books! :-D
Avatar 10:39am βrian:

Didn't Dr. Smith come to his end by falling into a vat of kombucha?
Avatar 10:39am northguineahills:

By age 5, I made my mother take to library, and went through the non-fiction section by the age of 10 (I was weird)
Avatar 10:40am Linda Lee:

always good to go for locally sourced honey that has to do with bees. the stuff at your local grocery store might not.
  10:40am tom:

those horns are cheesy
Avatar 10:41am Linda Lee:

ngh ~ you were brilliant. :-)
Avatar 10:41am northguineahills:

Encyclopedias, almanacs, atlases, and fact books were my friends.
  10:41am still b/p:

Jesus helped write the Constitution. Surely he can write you some ‘script. He write good. With authority.
http://jonmcnaughton.com/litho-print-one-nation-under-god-20-x-30-signed-numbered/
Avatar 10:41am northguineahills:

@Linda Lee: Key word there is "were".
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:41am -Ken:

Agreed on the horns, Tom
Avatar 10:42am Linda Lee:

sort of like them behind Siouxsie though.
Avatar 10:43am Mark S:

Siouxsie & The Banshees
Through The Looking Glass
original label Polydor Records
Avatar 10:43am Mailman Tom:

I saw Siouxsie & the Banshees perform at the Palace Theatre in New Haven.
Avatar 10:43am Linda Lee:

there's gotta be a relationship still, though, ngh. no?
Avatar 10:44am northguineahills:

For Xmas when I was 7, I wanted Encyclopedia Britannica, I got World Book Encyclopedia. (I was crestfallen).
  10:45am noel:

Saw them at Your Fathers Moustache on 7th ave back in 80
Avatar 10:45am βrian:

@NGH: Ouch. World Book is like the cheez-wiz of encyclopedias.
Avatar 10:46am Sem:

Heh ^.
  10:46am the illuminated void:

it that gif of girl falling into volcano lava real?
  10:46am FːˡFːˡ (:

When I was that age, NGH, I'd read the Disney's Encyclopedia. I still remember the prertty cartoons. But not the knowledge itself.
Avatar 10:46am rbx:

a bit late but I made it - hola Ken & co!
Avatar 10:47am βrian:

I remember reading about "The Races of the World" in an old WorldBook.
Avatar 10:47am Roberto:

Thin Lizzy! Automatic favorite.
Avatar 10:47am Linda Lee:

i personally invented lap dancing, by the way. when i did it at Big Al's in SF in '80 i was admonished. now look!
Avatar 10:47am TDK60:

I think that's "Bad Reputation" album Ken.
Avatar 10:48am TDK60:

1977.
Avatar 10:48am tadpole:

I think I speak for everyone here when I say: the more I learn about you Linda, the more I like you
  10:48am still b/p:

The Micropaedia Brittanica stacked in my front hall is available to whomever wants to haul it away. Ain’t nobody want such things no how no more.
Avatar 10:48am Linda Lee:

@the illuminated void ~ have no fear, the answer seems to be 'no'.
  10:48am FːˡFːˡ (:

First time I hear Thin Lizzy!

Hope it is the last!
Avatar 10:49am βrian:

I'm so grateful I'm not listening to Van Morrison.
Avatar 10:49am Linda Lee:

gosh, thanks, tadpole! :-D
  10:49am yippie:

its yippie music
Avatar 10:49am Mark S:

It is Bad Reputation, label in US Mercury
Avatar 10:50am TDK60:

Mercury Records in the US. Vertigo in Eire/UK.
Avatar 10:50am βrian:

After the .org, hit [enter]
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:50am zopa:

I plan on getting a donut
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 10:51am Beast of Boonton:

where is the goat alarm?
  10:51am FːˡFːˡ (:

how can you say that if you haven't even seen my tuchus, tadpole!?
  10:52am still b/p:

After the orgy = après skeeve.
Avatar 10:53am Linda Lee:

love that orgy song almost as much as i love 'tuchus'. & that's a lot.
Avatar 10:54am tadpole:

whoever invented the lap dance probably has no problem in the tuchus department. I'm guessing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:54am Passaic River Blues:

Still B/P for the win with "Après le skeeve"!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:54am -Ken:

@Beast, I suppose the Orgy song did not set off the alarm because it is a song of consensual friendship.
Avatar 10:55am βrian:

It's nice that, as 11 am approaches, there's no sense of trepidation and ennui on the playlist.
  10:55am the illuminated void:

hahahaha ken funny
Avatar 10:56am TDK60:

Tuli K. tune, that orgy one. A troublemaker he.
Avatar 10:56am Linda Lee:

damn right, tadpole.
Avatar 10:57am Sem:

#felderdonutnation
Avatar 10:58am tadpole:

;)
Avatar 10:59am tadpole:

WORLDWIDE TUCHUS RUCKUS
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:59am steveo:

ok yes wow
  10:59am Fletcher Fletcher:

Tremendous
Avatar 10:59am Roberto:

Holy crap, I think Ken finally has a theme song!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:59am BronwynB:

that was the best listener legal id-song segue in the history of the world
Avatar 10:59am Linda Lee:

who are you, brilliant person? ho!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:00am BronwynB:

i know that's an overly narrow superlative, but still
  11:00am geo in jc:

The song of my nightmares
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:00am Ken From Hyde Park:

This is a good station ID.
  11:00am Sam:

That was me, ho!
Avatar 11:00am βrian:

Dowdy Feathers?
  11:00am Thelma Blitz:

Tuli K. was a member of the League of Sexual Freedom at the time he wrote After The Orgy, early 60s. They really had them in those pre-AIDs days. Great to hear you guys playing Jeff's new CD,
  11:00am FːˡFːˡ (:

And that's, my friends, how you make the much anticipated Ken's show official anthem.

I applaud you Legal ID Caller, and with both hands for better effect!
  11:00am rw:

IDs are getting pretty professional. Nice one Sam!
  11:00am Chi Bill:

I never new they were saying 'orgy girl'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:01am AndrewC.:

Georgy Girl is the first song I ever remember liking as a kid
Avatar 11:01am Linda Lee:

as a kid i thought it was 'doggy feathers' ~ but it is 'dowdy'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:01am AndrewC.:

Seekers got me into music.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:02am Brian C.:

How long until MattW calls in the 11am station ID… oh the horror
Avatar 11:02am tadpole:

I love that the guy shooting heroin with jesus just has a skull sitting on his coffee table.
Avatar 11:02am Lixiviated Life:

childhood memories of listening to Georgy Girl on WABC
Avatar 11:02am Linda Lee:

those last two gifs just don't jibe.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 11:03am Beast of Boonton:

MattW could poopy-flute the 'Barbeque' song
Avatar 11:03am tadpole:

oh man the manual goat alarm is so much work ken
Avatar 11:03am Vincent Nifigance:

It was 'Downtown' though...
Avatar 11:04am Vincent Nifigance:

The man is delirious! The Goat Alarm is trying to tell us.
Avatar 11:04am Chillbo Camron:

It was sung to the tune of 'Downtown'.
Avatar 11:04am Linda Lee:

yes, it was.
  11:04am Sam:

Yes it was Downtown.
Avatar 11:04am tadpole:

why bake the bread when you can buy it at the store
Avatar 11:04am βrian:

Nothing connotes despair like cigarettes and playing cards.
Avatar 11:04am Vincent Nifigance:

I was pleased to hear Georgy Girl though.
Avatar 11:04am Lixiviated Life:

... yes Downtown (where all the light are low)
  Swag For Life Member 11:04am Walt:

The movie "Georgy Girl" is terrific. James Mason at his most saturnine, Lynn Redgrave's best role, great support from Alan Bates and Charlotte Rampling, and an unusual comic-dramatic story.
  11:04am Sam:

Can you play the goat alarm in super slow motion?
Avatar 11:05am Linda Lee:

just brilliant, Sam!
Avatar 11:05am βrian:

Ooh, and nunchucks on the doorknob!
  11:05am Sam:

Thanks Linda!
  11:06am Sam (:

It was not only sung in the tune of Downtown but in the tune of Downtown by Mrs Miller. Right, Sam?
Avatar 11:07am Linda Lee:

unprotected, promiscuous sex. the worst that could happen was pregnancy. & that could be handled. those were the days, baby.
Avatar 11:07am northguineahills:

Jesus is so lucky! "Hey, free heroin!"
Avatar 11:08am Linda Lee:

he's just realized it was a dummy bag.
Avatar 11:09am tadpole:

There goes Jesus again "saving people" as he calls it.
Avatar 11:10am tadpole:

Talk about rationalizing your addiction. get some help Jesus.
  11:11am Thelma Blitz:

Tuli COOPferberg. Kupfer berg means copper mountain in German. It is not pronounced cupf ( like Yiddish for head) though many make that mistake.
Avatar 11:11am northguineahills:

laughs around, tadpole!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:12am Ken From Hyde Park:

Becky fans should seek out her honky blues fill-in for Matt Fiveash last night.
  11:12am FːˡFːˡ (:

Here's a the Jesus Heroin painting in higher resolution
https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54642373e4b024e8934bf4f4/t/578d9e6c03596ed89d187f95/1468898941567/

You can even see Jesus' fingerprints in the gun!
Avatar 11:13am TDK60:

Jesus never knew heroin, maybe opium poppies if available in his area then [?]
Avatar 11:13am tadpole:

lol amazing
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:15am AnAnonymousParty:

Yeah, what is that smell?
Avatar 11:16am Linda Lee:

@TDK60 ~ pretty likely! they'll grow just about anywhere.
Avatar 11:17am TDK60:

But the Fugs are pronounced ug like tugboat. Not Foogz.
Avatar 11:17am βrian:

Yes, and "Calvary" is carved into the table. Or is that Cavalry?
Avatar 11:19am tadpole:

Jesus could be causing a poppy blightt in Afghanistan but instead he's sneaking into shooting galleries and stealing hardworking people's dope. Real savior, that guy.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:19am Ken From Hyde Park:

Goat alarm, indeed: www.cnn.com...
  11:20am noel:

How come there was no opiate crisis when the people dying were not white?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:21am -Ken:

Downtown, Georgy Girl, what's the difference.. other than melody, instrumentation and personnel?
Avatar 11:22am Linda Lee:

wasn't it said that Christ was given gall on the cross? gall = opium, probably something like laudanum.
  11:22am Chi Bill:

I just got a call from the United States Federal Dept of Grants. The man had such a heavy accent I had to ask him to repeat 3 times. He said I have $9k coming with no repayment. I hung up. Did I just lose a bunch of money?
  11:22am FːˡFːˡ (:

Talking about savior, tadpole. Here's another -I'd say- classic Jesus painting from the same artist:

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54642373e4b024e8934bf4f4/54642b97e4b0f2a48d5b38e2/55eb0c2ce4b0296394969305/1441467436904/Undefeated.jpg?format=300w


It could be titled 'Jesus, the Undefetead, as Rocky Balboa'
Avatar 11:23am TDK60:

And, when did 'opiates' get turned into 'opioids'?
  11:23am Chi Bill:

Wow, I heard they offered Christ vinegar but this is news.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:23am Sebastian:

Falco!!!!
Avatar 11:23am Vincent Nifigance:

@SMKen - www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:24am 23 Wolves:

This Falco is doing me right! Gracias, Ken!
Avatar 11:24am tadpole:

@FF lol - let's see him take on Mike Tyson
Avatar 11:24am Linda Lee:

oh dear, the opiates/opioids thing. most people using the terms don't know what they're talking about, so they're interchangeable.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:24am zopa:

@ken: socioeconomic ranking?
Avatar 11:25am tadpole:

@ChiBill that vinegar thing always bugged me as a kid. if I was tortured and then left to die and someone tried to put vinegar in my mouth I'd be pissed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:26am Sebastian:

oh no
Avatar 11:26am TDK60:

LL: they're 2 different things?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:26am 23 Wolves:

Have Falco and Rammstein ever spent time together, socially?
  Swag For Life Member 11:26am austin:

are the gifs automatically selected or handpicked?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:27am Sebastian:

Ken: Album for Falco is "Falco 3", published on GiG Records
  11:27am Sam:

Is religion the opioid of the masses? Or the opiate?
Avatar 11:27am tadpole:

but now that Linda makes it clear it was some opium drink, I get it.
Avatar 11:28am TDK60:

Oh, opiates = illegal? opioids = pharma legal?
Avatar 11:28am northguineahills:

Rammstein!
  11:28am Chi Bill:

Right, Tadpole. They were quite mean (according ton the prevailing fairy tale).
Avatar 11:28am Linda Lee:

@TDK60 ~ see? they are! 'opiate' refers to chemical consituency. 'opioid' refers to the effect on the brain.
  11:28am noel:

Zabadak?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:28am -Ken:

@Austin - The GIFs are handselected by an artisinal robotic GIF-Handler (me)
Avatar 11:29am TDK60:

Thanks for this song Ken; I feel "great again."
Avatar 11:29am Linda Lee:

so, all opiates are opioids, but not all opioids are opiates. like mother's milk, or chocolate.
Avatar 11:29am tadpole:

WTF IS THIS GIF KEN
  11:30am still b/p:

@austin - it’s the Turing gif test.
  11:30am Chi Bill:

(Dr.) Linda Lee, can I make an appointment? :>)
  11:30am Sam:

The Home of the Brave is an empty house. Because a brave man does not hide at home.
  11:31am noel:

time for a bit of Steppenwolf.
  Swag For Life Member 11:31am austin:

@still so it's taking keywords and generating one from a database?
Avatar 11:31am tadpole:

why why why why why why why
Avatar 11:31am Linda Lee:

@Chi Bill ~ just look for me on the boards asking for 'tuchus'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:31am -Ken:

@tadpole, It's the American Netipot Team at the 2004 Olympics
Avatar 11:32am βrian:

Jesus tuchus under his wing.
Avatar 11:33am tadpole:

is that how they fill the olympic swimming pools ken?
Avatar 11:34am tadpole:

seems a little over the top but I don't know a lot about sports
  11:34am still b/p:

Nah... it’s all Ken creative autonomy, all the time. Far’z I know.
Avatar 11:35am Linda Lee:

gee, i could stand a little kensluts right about now.
  11:35am noel:

Take a ball pass it back and forth every weekend and have millions watch and you have it in a nutshell
  11:36am FːˡFːˡ (:

Austin,

What really happens here is each GIF you see here was handpicked by Bangladeshi children. The little kids get paid with Ken's old antibiotics. It's not as bad as it seems because children sell them for a big profit.
  Swag For Life Member 11:37am austin:

it's weird that you typed that out
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:37am Dave in Vermont:

so, John Lennon plagiarized this then.
  11:38am FːˡFːˡ (:

Oh, I left the weird parts out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:38am zopa:

SMK: Inquiring minds want to know... would you f@$k a robot? Perhaps a good topic for 7 second delay?
Avatar 11:39am Linda Lee:

i'm not sure i want the answers to that one.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 11:40am (Murakami Whywolf))):

"The Year 2000" would make a great companion piece for the Flight of the Conchords' "Robots", also set in that future date.
  11:41am FːˡFːˡ (:

This is the full video of the Netipot Olympic final (in Russian with English subtitles):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej74Easjm1s
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:42am coelacanth∅:

this sounds like "find the cost of freedom"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:42am Brian C.:

I think this Nico tune is on the Cleopatra label
Avatar 11:42am tadpole:

@zopa how WOULDNT you f**k a robot. that's the question.
Avatar 11:43am tadpole:

@FF hahah thx good lord
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:43am -Ken:

@coelacanth0, I would play that next, if not for David Crosby
Avatar 11:43am βrian:

The 5 Litre Men's Final. I need to incorporate that into every work e-mail.
  11:43am tom:

is this from when Nico entered Eurovision
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:44am Granny Spicy Tuna:

i fell thru the trapdoor into this pit of delirium.
Avatar 11:44am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Is having sex with a robot cheating?
Avatar 11:44am Carmichael:

Hey Ken, that Steely Dan song was on ABC records. And good morning.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am Brian C.:

The Crystals, The Best of the Crystals [ABKCO]
Avatar 11:45am northguineahills:

@Wild Neil: "I'm just asking for a friend". ;0
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:45am coelacanth∅:

i'd have sex with an android if there was one that would have sex with me
Avatar 11:45am TDK60:

I wouldn't do anything with robots unless I had robot insurance.
Avatar 11:46am Carmichael:

I grok Spock!!
  11:46am still b/p:

A former flight attendant who had many celebrity encounters was confirming just the other day that David Crosby is a supreme....well, choose your own d-word.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:46am Planet Tyler:

O
Boy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:46am Brian C.:

Nimoy label = spectrum
Avatar 11:47am Linda Lee:

oh dear, flatsky! but still lovely.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:47am Granny Spicy Tuna:

i've got a date
a Data date
Inflatamate of the future
He's a sex machine
if you know what i mean
Unemotional hootchie kootcher
Avatar 11:47am Carmichael:

Is the Shat next!?
Avatar 11:48am tadpole:

"delight"? Is that what you mean?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am Granny Spicy Tuna:

"Old Yellow Eyes is Back!"
Avatar 11:48am Carmichael:

Unemotional hooters and kooter.
  11:48am Bill W:

I'm not proud that I can recognize Nimoy's 'singing' voice.
  11:48am still b/p:

Where’s the superiority of null emotions nowwww?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am coelacanth∅:

i also have it on good authority that David Crosby is the only asshole in all of the music industry.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:48am Brian C.:

Laibach, America label = MUTE
Avatar 11:49am Lixiviated Life:

SEX (seks)
noun
1. (chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse.

So I guess then it's a no to robot intercourse.
Avatar 11:49am βrian:

@coel: An ichthyoid, you mean?
Avatar 11:49am Mikula:

hey ken: irony is overrated
Avatar 11:50am TDK60:

Well, feeling crappy, time for a day-off sick nap. Thanks Ken for the poppy avant garde. See ya Linda Lee--shaman/doc/pal.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:50am -Ken:

Thanks so much for all the help with the album titles and labels everybody!
Avatar 11:50am Linda Lee:

feel better my dear!
Avatar 11:51am Linda Lee:

you too, my dear!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:52am Ken From Hyde Park:

Looking forward to 7SD tonight. Seven Second Donut
  11:52am FːˡFːˡ (:

Why no one told me Ken's in need of labels' names!? Damn you Ken. Your pretty GIFs got me all distracted.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:52am coelacanth∅:

βrian, an ichthyoidoid?
Avatar 11:52am tadpole:

take it easy ken!
Avatar 11:52am βrian:

Another GIF in the Hopper?
Avatar 11:52am Carmichael:

Put your feet up and take 2 Felders.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:54am Sebastian:

Dankschön, Ken!
  11:54am FːˡFːˡ (:

Fresh ‎– Fresh Out Of Borstal
Label:
RCA Victor ‎– LSP-43
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:54am coelacanth∅:

- and if David Crosby is such an asshole, he should have a "reality" show - about an asshole and only watched by assholes, and then run for president. and win.
Avatar 11:54am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@NGH-hypothetically speaking, of course, totally rhetorical question naturally. Beep!. Beep!Blork! Deeble!
Avatar 11:55am Lixiviated Life:

Bryce?
Is that you?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:55am rsj:

that's my jam
  11:55am wfwtf:

whut da-fug is dis shiznit?
  11:55am FːˡFːˡ (:

C2C - Down the Road
‎Label: On And On, Mercury
Avatar 11:55am northguineahills:

Otomo! A fave of mine!

@Wild Neil: just yanking your chain.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:55am Brian C.:

Fell better, Ken.
  11:56am Chi Bill:

You folks are all so sick it makes me feel well. :)
  11:56am FːˡFːˡ (:

The Seekers ‎– Georgy Girl
Label: Capitol Records ‎–
  11:57am Fletcher Fletcher:

Happy healing Ken!
  11:57am FːˡFːˡ (:

Tonio K. ‎– Life In The Foodchain
Label: Epic ‎
  11:57am wfwtf:

dafuc?
  11:58am FːˡFːˡ (:

Rammstein - America
Reise, Reise ‎(CD, Album) Universal Music, Universal Music, Universal Music
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:58am coelacanth∅:

"life in the foodchain", epic.
Avatar 11:58am βrian:

Coming up on the other stream:

100% Whatever with Mary Wing
====> freeform.wfmu.org...
Avatar 11:58am Linda Lee:

brilliant. i love this kitty.
  11:58am Sam:

One of them is Mila Kunis I think
  11:58am FːˡFːˡ (:

Laibach ‎– Volk
Label: Mute ‎–
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:58am Ken From Hyde Park:

Note to self: "You're my best friend" doesn't trigger the goat alarm.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:59am coelacanth∅:

Thanks Ken. be well soon.
  11:59am Sam:

MUFFIN!!
  11:59am wfwtf:

Brian, are you f****** the Wing?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:59am crateslinger:

sounds kinda like diane kamikaze
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:59am Brian C.:

Georgie Girl = Capitol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:59am crateslinger:

and I can't wait to bang a robot
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:00pm rsj:

the stalling tape never sounded so good
  12:00pm FːˡFːˡ (:

Leonard Nimoy & William Shatner ‎– Spaced Out
Label: Universal
  12:02pm FːˡFːˡ (:

Thanks, Ken, robotic, probiotic and anti-biotic people! Great show, comments, Gifs, BIG GIFS, music, soundbites as usual ! Till next episode! ANd remember to be happy!



BE HAPPY I SAID!!!
  12:02pm Jeremy:

brilliant show Ken!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 12:02pm coelacanth∅:

well, off to fuck an android.

...oh wait, it just shook it's head no.
  12:03pm bobo:

Sorry Im late again. Can I request a song? I have the label name at the ready.
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