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Options May 9, 2018: SSD Cartoon Factory with Andy Breckman and Matt Warwick filling in for Ken.

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Artist Track Album Label Comments Approx. start time
Friends of Don Quixote  Andy Breckmanman   Options No Album  No Label     
Matt & Andy           
Adie          0:39:36 (MP3 | )
Karen          0:41:39 (MP3 | )
Mocherz          0:46:42 (MP3 | )
Rebecca          0:49:38 (MP3 | )
Adi  Burger   Options       0:52:16 (MP3 | )
Sam           
Greg           
Isaac           
Karen  Felder   Options        
Listener Dale           

Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:03pm Lizardner Dave:

Felder at 11 minutes past the hour?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:03pm Linda Lee:

this is gonna be bananas.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:04pm ♪ke:

#donfeldermustdie
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:05pm ultradamno:

Part of me wishes (though I know better) that title referred to a cartoon about the Boston hardcore band SS Decontrol
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:06pm Asheville Jon:

SWEET!!! Matt Warwick and Andy (go to hell!). What a fantastic combo! GO GET HIM MATT!!!!
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:06pm Patty D:

Is this a dream? Or a NIGHTMARE?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:07pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Tell Andy about the lava lamps and bean bag chairs.
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:07pm debt collector:

Andy you are taking a great risk with matt because if he’s better than Ken (not a high bar) the future shows with Ken may be judged as bad shows and folks like me may cash in our bad show insurance policies
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/9/18 6:08pm dale:

there's a connection here with felder and andy's love for the eagles.
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:09pm Emilsagroforest:

Turn up Matt’s mic
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:09pm common:

hey, I can't draw!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:09pm Asheville Jon:

no, turn down andy's mic (go to hell andy)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:09pm Fredericks:

Hold your nose, Matt and call yourself "Young Ken."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/9/18 6:09pm dale:

..or is that billy joel?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:11pm herb.nyc:

oh dear, andy sez "idear" for idea.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:11pm Ken From Hyde Park:

201-209-9368? Is that a new number?
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:11pm Karen:

I can draw
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/9/18 6:11pm dale:

the only thing between a good show and a bad show insurance payout is little matty.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:11pm Linda Lee:

here's the magazine: www.americanbystander.org
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:11pm Karen:

Or try
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/9/18 6:12pm dale:

"...my co-host what's his name...."
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:12pm carrots:

Warwake!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:13pm Aaron Working In Newark:

#felderNation
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:14pm ifeelfatnsassy:

Didn't MAD just relaunch?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/9/18 6:14pm dale:

redbook and mccalls had good childhood masturbatory material too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:16pm Ken From Hyde Park:

How about a Spy vs. Spy cartoon with a pair of Felder and anti-Felder character?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:17pm Asheville Jon:

LORD GOD KING WARWICK
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:17pm Asheville Jon:

werewolf?
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:17pm Karen:

I’ll try to draw something that quickly, but I’m not calling in.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:18pm Jeff Moore:

Where wolf? There wolf!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:19pm Linda Lee:

wow, Andy remembers the name of Matt's show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:20pm Asheville Jon:

walk THIS way
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:20pm Linda Lee:

there's the name of new comic: Crappy As Hell Cartoons.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:21pm Scott Williams:

email me your cartoon, scott at wfmu dot org
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:21pm carrots:

stick figures playing volley ball... 2 on 2...
one stick figure is pickin up a circle only to realize, as one of the other stick figures doesn't have a circle head says
" ahh that's not the ball!!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:22pm ultradamno:

Mitt Romney's favorite meats: run with it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:22pm Linda Lee:

can't we just listen to Matt laugh?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:22pm Ken From Hyde Park:

That guy on the ledge idea sounds like a Charles Addams creation.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:22pm Asheville Jon:

that's really really dumb andy (go to hell)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:22pm chris:

was just about to say that, Linda! haha!
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:23pm debt collector:

Bad show insurance claims are looking more likely
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:24pm Jeff Moore:

A little Ronan Farrow explainer for the kids paying no attention to the news cycle this year:

www.thewrap.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/9/18 6:24pm dale:

did he just say 'you'se guys just have to take a leak of faith?'
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:24pm ultradamno:

So this is how you score a Netflix deal.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:24pm Linda Lee:

dale! have you no contribution? i'm shocked.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:25pm Asheville Jon:

is andy (go to hell) hungry or something?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:27pm Jeff Moore:

Are there any jokes in people being very afraid to see Ronan Farrow coming, but then noticing that he looks way too much like Frank Sinatra, and... something funny?

Make that funny somehow, funny people!
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:28pm geo in jc:

Ronan Farrow has Frank Sinatra’s head on his shoulders
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:28pm ultradamno:

His eyes. What's wrong with his eyes, etc.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:28pm Jeff Moore:

He does!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/9/18 6:29pm dale:

how about charlie rose and a catholic priest are at a bar...charlie asks 'do you serve perverts?' the priest says 'how did you find out?'
Avatar    Wed. 5/9/18 6:30pm βrian:

So is this a re-run?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:30pm Linda Lee:

good one dale! call the show!
Avatar    Wed. 5/9/18 6:34pm βrian:

What's the premise here? Can you incorporate mangoes?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/9/18 6:34pm dale:

the burger COULD have said 'i relish it.'
Avatar    Wed. 5/9/18 6:34pm βrian:

A cartoon, then? What's the scope?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:35pm Jeff Moore:

I like Matt's talking food!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:35pm herb.nyc:

oh come on, we need a FART cartoon. farts are easy to draw.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:35pm Asheville Jon:

#feldernation
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:36pm Jeff Moore:

#WHYME
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:36pm carrots:

hot dog sez to a hamburger "you ready for the 4th" hamburger sez " hey get a load of this this talkin dog!!"
Avatar    Wed. 5/9/18 6:36pm βrian:

@AJ: Cut the profanity!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:37pm ultradamno:

The burger could have said "Mitt always loved you best"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:37pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The burger says "You are not a sandwich."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:38pm Linda Lee:

barefoot guy in a speedo stands at a closed church door. a sign on the door says: No Shirt No Shoes No Service.
Caption: How Ted lost his faith.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:38pm Jeff Moore:

Andy's Ronan Farrow joke was a Mike Wallace joke a few years ago.
Avatar    Wed. 5/9/18 6:38pm βrian:

Nah, doesn't work, and very hard to frame visually.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:38pm herb.nyc:

i'm gonna pursue the fart idea - the guy on ledge farts and the woman then asks "hey, did you fart?". (we could have a nearby pigeon say "oh no, it was me")
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:39pm Jeff Moore:

@Linda Lee's panel is perfectly constructed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:39pm ultradamno:

By the way, in my burger/hot dog scenario, they're dressed as The Smothers Brothers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:40pm Linda Lee:

thanks Jeff! :-D
Avatar    Wed. 5/9/18 6:40pm βrian:

But where is the woman? On the street below?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/9/18 6:41pm dale:

hee hee. fine cartooning linda
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/9/18 6:41pm dale:

trying to think of a kosher angle on the hot dog - it's not forthcoming.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:42pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Will the cartoons that people send in be posted here?
Avatar    Wed. 5/9/18 6:43pm βrian:

There has to be some bris-hot dog angle.
Avatar    Wed. 5/9/18 6:44pm βrian:

What's the Burgher one?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:44pm ultradamno:

Go with the two-headed guy gag. I don't get it, it's not funny, but it's the most WFMU offering so far.
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:45pm Karen:

I emailed one in for the Ronan one. I drew it before Andy assigned it to someone else.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:45pm Linda Lee:

that's A.D., guys. she called you!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:45pm Asheville Jon:

i just don't get the 'lines' one. :(
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:45pm Jay Goges:

Karen just emailed you one! Check the email haha
Avatar    Wed. 5/9/18 6:46pm βrian:

This is WFMU, Andy. The schedule can be adjusted, no?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:46pm Linda Lee:

where are those people waiting? the afterlife?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:46pm J J F:

Nice Adie..
Avatar    Wed. 5/9/18 6:47pm βrian:

Rendering has to do with horse carcasses.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:47pm ChrisB.:

Addie, that's perfect!
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:47pm elkeno:

anonymous cartoonist:

https://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/11/13/the-strike-last-time/
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:47pm ChrisB.:

Nice job on the Ronan Farrow spot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/9/18 6:48pm dale:

bur-GER! bur-GER!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:48pm Jeff Moore:

Yes! The burger one!
Avatar    Wed. 5/9/18 6:48pm βrian:

Does the burger one have to do with a thousand cows?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:49pm ChrisB.:

Go, Adie, go!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:49pm J J F:

And the French Fries say to the Burger ‘That Matt is nuts’
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:49pm Linda Lee:

has to do with July 4th. no cows are mentioned.
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:49pm Karen:

Thanks :)
Avatar    Wed. 5/9/18 6:50pm βrian:

A burger eater eats of a thousand cows; a steak eater of but one.
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:51pm Adam West Coaster:

Coop, where ya at?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:52pm Linda Lee:

that's a good one!!
Avatar    Wed. 5/9/18 6:52pm βrian:

Good drawing, though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:53pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I'm going to avoid diners for a while, thank you very much.
Avatar    Wed. 5/9/18 6:54pm βrian:

I thought people who lived in NYC *lived* for lines.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/9/18 6:54pm dale:

i sent a burger and hot dog through my wife kyle's phone - i changed up the punchline.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:54pm Linda Lee:

hope it shows up!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:54pm JakeGould:

Andy really sounds like Pete Puma tonight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:55pm Aaron Working In Newark:

Prediction.. 15 years it will be Station Manager Matt and he will no longer allow Heavy metal to be played on his station.
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:55pm Karen:

I just sent in a super fast one of the Spy vs Spy for Felder Nation
Avatar    Wed. 5/9/18 6:56pm βrian:

@Aaron: Yes, it will haunt him like a curse!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:56pm Linda Lee:

theamericanbystander.submittable.com/submit
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:56pm mocherz:

8=====[)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:56pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@Karen - Hahaha....thanks. Glad I could provide inspiration. Can't wait to see it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:57pm JakeGould:

If Matt were in charge… I shaddup.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:57pm Linda Lee:

good work Adi!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:57pm Linda Lee:

they're at a diner drinking their pee.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/9/18 6:57pm dale:

kle says it ain't uploading. crap.
Avatar    Wed. 5/9/18 6:58pm βrian:

@Matt WW: can you explain it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:58pm JakeGould:

Bars are filled with sad people.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:58pm Jeff Moore:

I think the cheeseburger has a phone in his hand, like everybody.
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:58pm Adie:

thanks guys!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:58pm Asheville Jon:

Matt needs to fill in for Ken more often!
GO TO HELL ANDY
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:58pm JakeGould:

@Jeff: Or a pack of cigarettes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:59pm J J F:

Thanks Adie...l
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:59pm DIE GO:

I cannot believe people don't get this jokes
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 6:59pm Linda Lee:

he's spilling his tea & pee!
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:59pm Jeremiah burger:

The you are not a sandwich is the best one
  Wed. 5/9/18 6:59pm Karen:

Awesome Adie!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/9/18 6:59pm dale:

cheeseburger spilled his drink - not obvious?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/9/18 6:59pm dale:

i changed the cheeseburger's line to 'my buns are atingle.
  Wed. 5/9/18 7:00pm Adie:

aw damn i forgot to sign the burger one
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Good episode, I say!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/9/18 7:01pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Good episode, I say!
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