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Playlist for 18 April 2018 Options | Es Mi Palabra Favorita Mexicana

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Cut Chemist  Home Away from Home f. Laura Darlington   Options Die Cut (clean) 
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The Slits  So Tough   Options Cut 
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  0:03:22 ()
Frankie Cosmos  Duet   Options Vessel 
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Ludus  Vagina Gratitude   Options  
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  0:08:03 ()
Lucy Dacus  Addictions   Options Historian 
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Brazilian Girls  Nouveau Americans   Options  
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  0:14:15 ()
Z-Rock Hawaii  Tuchus   Options  
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Can  Oh Yeah (Sunroof remix)   Options Sacrilege (The Remixes) 
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  0:26:21 ()
Mamuthones  Alone   Options Fear on the Corner 
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Robert Ridley-Shackleton  Track 3   Options Snack A Delica 
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Meadow House  Hippy Blankets   Options  
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Colugo  Moths and Sloths   Options Kooky Nuts Pop Vol 2 
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DJ Platurn  Excerpt   Options Breaking the Ice      0:53:11 ()
Blunder  Dreamland Choir Force for New Prospects (Drum Mix)   Options  
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  0:55:40 ()
Miminokoto  For Edith   Options Koenji 07/02/2016 
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The Billy Nayer Show  Party   Options The American Astronaut Soundtrack 
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Artichoke  Balloon Man   Options Echoes From The Century Next Door 
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Yasuakli Shimizu  Umi No Ue Kara   Options Kakashi 案山子 
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  1:20:18 ()
Z-Rock Hawaii  Tuchus   Options  
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Flaming Dragons of Middle Earth  Bread   Options Freedome 
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David Arvedon  Yer Garbage Man   Options  
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Laurice  Faded Rose   Options Balladeer 
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Davie Graham  Both Sides Now   Options Large as Life and Twice as Natural 
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Tina Fey  Paints and Brushes   Options  
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  1:44:21 ()
Joni Mitchell  Song for Sharon   Options Hejira 
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The Mekons and Kathy Acker  My Song at Night   Options Pussy, Queen of the Pirates 
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Charlene  I've Never Been To Me   Options  
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Lemmings  You Put Me Through Hell   Options       2:05:37 ()
Helen Adam  Cheerless Junkie Song   Options  
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Unknown  Duke of Earl   Options  
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  2:26:24 ()
Monster Zoku Onsombi  Bone Reader   Options Kooky Nuts Pop Vol 2 
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Cut Chemist  Rhythm Method feat. Myka 9   Options Die Cut (clean) 
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  2:33:11 ()
Kid Koala  Left Side, End   Options Your Mom's Favorite DJ 
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Candie Hank  The Booty Bank   Options Sonig Exp/Hop/DVD 
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  2:40:30 ()
Matias Aguayo & The Desdemonas  I Was A Star   Options Sofarnopolis 
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Mutter  Der Traum`   Options Title Track 
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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 6:22am -Ken:

Greetings Friends!
  Wed. 4/18/18 6:43am FʗFʗ (:

Hello, Ken!

Why aren't you here yet, my early birds fellow co-commenters? Are you being distracted as well by an useless Snow-White?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 6:51am -Ken:

Helllooo f0f0!
  Wed. 4/18/18 7:38am FʗFʗ (:

Hey, Ken! How come no one hasn't showed up yet? Where's geo in jc to open today's comments? Where's our beloved GIF Bard to immortalise today's Big GIFs showcase? Where's cory to request Barenaked Ladies (and Wild Neil to give his approval even though he is not aware of the existance of the band)? Where's Murakami with its intriguing conversation starters? Where is Bjarne with his warm german saliutes?

Oh, the humanity!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 7:42am Michael:

Ken, just reading about KEXP. You're good friends with those guys, right and they like WFMU. Just thinking here.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 7:47am cory:

mornin all
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 7:53am Planet Tyler:

Do you have a gif for Carl Kasell? The great radioman has left the studio
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 8:06am Listener Robert:

Pets can be long sleepers, but then they zoom in and spin around you, dancing and howling. On paper they may be represented with big eyes that stare and legs that reach out like hands, and then BOOM, they're dead.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 8:23am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@FOFO and KEN et al-what it is! I got a contusion on my hand from falling on the ice yesterday, hit my head too; blacked out for a second. Wow. Yesterday it hurt to turn the key in my car door. About 10% better today. On light duty at work, no sheet metal shears or drill drivers for me as it was my dominant, right, hand.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 8:26am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@Fofo-yeah, if its got barenaked ladies anywhere near it, I fully endorse it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 8:27am Ken From Hyde Park:

Wednesday, the day of HazMat horrors!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 8:56am cory:

ken, have you got the new Chopping Channel?
  Wed. 4/18/18 9:03am melinda:

Morning all
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:04am Linda Lee:

Happy Wednesday, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:06am Linda Lee:

Slits to begin & it's a beautiful day.
  Wed. 4/18/18 9:07am FʗFʗ (:

Sorry to hear, Wild Neil! It happened to me once. The good news is the pain will go away soon. The bad news is the fingers will come off. But if you are lucky like me your middle finger will stay put.
  Wed. 4/18/18 9:10am arrow apple:

FYI I don't hate. Two dogs taken out by rattlesnakes, and I don't hate rattlesnakes. Incredible animal. PS Watched a movie last night that is worse than the first gif.
  Wed. 4/18/18 9:11am FletcherNYC:

Play the screaming goat please
  Wed. 4/18/18 9:11am corn niblets:

this is bad, bad poetry
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:12am Linda Lee:

it's a list of common names. actually brilliant.
  Wed. 4/18/18 9:13am corn niblets:

meh. if i want to hear a random list of names, i'll go downtown and listen to the drugged out lunatics rambling
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:15am Linda Lee:

this is different because of the thing named & what the names say about the namers. considering how incredibly charged the subject happens to be..
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:16am -Ken:

Asheville Jon, STFU
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:19am Linda Lee:

having one can get you killed, ya know.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:20am Krys O.:

Thank you for this!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:20am MD:

Good Morning all! All you crazy people,like me, who think we can listen to any type of music mixed with ANY TYPE of Music! HELL YEAH!!!
  Wed. 4/18/18 9:20am FʗFʗ (:

Z-ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK HAWAAAAAIIIIIIII!

The cutest singing voice ever!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:21am MD:

A GOAT SACK FOR EVERY AMERICAN!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:23am (Murakami Whywolf))):

FʗFʗ ( :
Well, I woke up early as usual, downloaded the '…TOO_BIG.…' images, and went right back to sleep because a.) I needed it badly and b.) it sounded like the hungrier cat was aware that someone was awake, and I didn't want to stay awake long enough to fill and hide his fake rat toys/feeders. (That's a pain, but he's already lost a very necessary-to-lose pound.)

Quite possibly back to sleep now; drifting in and out to Ken's show has all the advantages of both living and not….
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:23am Roberto:

Tuchas maximus!
  Wed. 4/18/18 9:23am Mikeee:

Ah .... Willowbrook Institution back to life
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:25am Linda Lee:

the only thing i dislike about Ken's GIF: we can't see his tuchus.
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:25am Walt:

Stating the obvious, but I advise against Googling "goat sack."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:27am Roberto:

SM Ken needs a web-only show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:27am MD:

LORDY!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:28am Roberto:

Tuchus redux!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:28am NotARealDoctor:

I live 45 minutes from Williamsburg. Unfortunately it's always the wrong Williamsburg for these concerts... :(
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:28am Linda Lee:

please play Tuchus again, Ken. yes.
  Wed. 4/18/18 9:28am FʗFʗ (:

I also advise against Googling images of Tuchus (thanks, Linda!).
  Wed. 4/18/18 9:28am slowbear:

tuchas again please
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:29am NotARealDoctor:

Can we just listen to Tuchus on repeat for the next 2.5 hours?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:29am Linda Lee:

NARD ~ you're better off there, my dear. :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:29am Wild Neil||Peace All:

I am so happy FMU turned me onto Can.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:30am Linda Lee:

seconded on the 2.5 hours.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:30am NotARealDoctor:

Well sure, you may say that, Linda Lee, but the music scene is terrible
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:30am Linda Lee:

really? what's wrong with those kids?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:31am Megaroni:

Mucho mas Tucus !
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:32am NotARealDoctor:

Just no taste in music. It's the worst mixture of pop hip-hop, pop country, pop rock, and pop Indie. If they're not on a top 40 list they're not visiting Norfolk.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:34am Linda Lee:

wow ... i'm sorry.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:35am Linda Lee:

how far do you go for a decent show then? do you go?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:35am BronwynB:

morning ken and everyone
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:37am -Ken:

Hi Bronwyn and all other recent arrivals!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:40am Sebastian:

loving these Mamuthones, hey Ken and everybody
  Wed. 4/18/18 9:42am FʗFʗ (:

NotARealMusicScene
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:42am Okasa:

Good morning everyone.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:44am Okasa:

I can tell you that my goat sack is the latest version. It is sewed AND has a hole for head.
  Wed. 4/18/18 9:46am Lixiviated Life:

Shackleton!
Sounds like somethings really eating at him.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:47am fleep:

I lack a goat sack, but I do have a sheeping bag
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:47am Megaroni:

Great timing, my friend is performing opera this weekend at The Flea! You rock Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:49am NotARealDoctor:

If I can make it, I'll drive the 3 hours to Richmond, or the 5 hours to DC, much further than that feels like it wouldn't be worth it unless it's a really incredible show. I did drive 8 hours to see The Flaming Lips once.
  Wed. 4/18/18 9:49am FʗFʗ (:

Hmm...I was thinking Robert Ridley Schackleton was the Meadow House guy. How suspicious. I demand a clarification!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:50am NotARealDoctor:

And with my pet goat resting comfortably on the running board in a sack the whole way I didn't have to worry about being lonely.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:51am northguineahills:

Robert Ridley-Shackleton, not to be confused w/ the former proprietor of Skull Disco Recs, or Sir Ernest Shackleton, the famous Antarctic explorer. (all three British).
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:51am Linda Lee:

i don't care who you are, i don't want to know all the shit behind your work. just put it out there, fer heaven's sake!
  Wed. 4/18/18 9:51am Sam:

This is like Mouse on Mars, love it
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:51am Ken From Hyde Park:

@fleep - Better wake it up!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:54am northguineahills:

What Sam said....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:56am Linda Lee:

NARD ~ wow, that's dedication! you *and* the goat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:56am listener Rey:

I use the Goat Sack for my portable sexual-harassment alarm
  Wed. 4/18/18 9:56am Fashion Tashjian:

Ooh this is tasty, Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 9:57am NotARealDoctor:

@NGH, make sure you don't forget The Shackletons, the band from Pennsylvania
  Wed. 4/18/18 9:57am Sam:

I have a pygmy goat sack on the side of my bike. So convenient!
  Wed. 4/18/18 9:57am FʗFʗ (:

Thanks, northguineahills. It is always interesting to know more about the Shackleton family.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:00am -Ken:

Legal ID Time Approaches: This is WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, In New York City and Rockland County at 91.9 FM and online at wfmu dot org, BROUGHT TO YOU BY pepsi: All I want is a Pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi
And she wouldn't give it to me, just a Pepsi
They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves
Drug you up because they're lazy
It's too much work to help a crazy
I'm not crazy, institution
You're the one who's crazy, institution
You're driving me crazy, institution
  Wed. 4/18/18 10:01am FʗFʗ (:

Please somebody do the Le-goat ID!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:02am Linda Lee:

he's on acorns.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:02am MD:

NO COKE! ONLY PEPSI
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:03am northguineahills:

@NotARealDoctor: Forgot about that one!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:03am thriftstoreleather:

Crazy
I was once crazy
they put me in a padded room
I died there
They buried me
They buried me with bugs
Bugs
I hate bugs
Bugs drive me crazy
Crazy
I was once crazy.......
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:03am Sebastian:

bravo, good echo
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:04am βrian:

"Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother, Bob."
  Wed. 4/18/18 10:04am FʗFʗ (:

That's my type of high-legal ID!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:04am ♪ke:

"Or at least a Fresca...." ROTFL, bravo!
  Wed. 4/18/18 10:04am queems:

NO
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:05am listener Rey:

So that's where the Wake and Bake "Nooooo!" comes from
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:05am Linda Lee:

don't believe i've ever heard that .. ?
  Wed. 4/18/18 10:07am Ramon vs Ramon:

Very funny station ID. Thank Dog for Suicidal Tendencies and our beloved leader Station Master(bater) Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:09am Ken From Hyde Park:

@LL - Next quest is to find out where the "Yeah?" comes from.
  Wed. 4/18/18 10:09am FletcherNYC:

Party time by Jazz Butcher is pretty sweet too.
  Wed. 4/18/18 10:09am blee:

Kermit sounds drunk.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:10am Linda Lee:

me, i love a mystery.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:14am tadpole:

balooon gif rules
  Wed. 4/18/18 10:16am berbo:

It occurs to me that this might be the first cover of a Robyn Hitchcock song I've heard.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:18am tadpole:

yakkity saxgorithm.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:22am Linda Lee:

thank GOODNESS you'll be live tonight Ken. Andy we can do without.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:24am Okasa:

From the top of the sea.
  Wed. 4/18/18 10:24am FʗFʗ (:

Ha, Ken!

That's a nice pronunciation of Schlammpeitziger but it's entirely wrong. Let me teach all of you how to pronounce it correctly:

Sch - like saying 'eXes'
lamm - 'hlem'
peit - 'poit'
ziger - 'Sager'

In other words, it's pronounced "exes-hlem-poit-sager".

I'm pretty sure about it because I did a German introductory course in '98. In the absence of Guido from Cologne I'm the defacto authority on German pronunciation.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:25am NotARealDoctor:

Hmm, weren't we supposed to get a reprise of tuchus? I think Ken distracted us somehow.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:26am Linda Lee:

tuchus please!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:26am NotARealDoctor:

ENOUGH WITH THE TAWLK! TUCHUS PLEEEZE!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:27am tadpole:

ken without andy is like a peanut butter without a turd in it.

Of course I'm kidding, I love Andy.
  Wed. 4/18/18 10:27am FʗFʗ (:

I am not sure if people want you to play Tuchus again or they are clamoring to see your tuchus, Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:29am NotARealDoctor:

@FʗFʗ (: , Why not both? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:31am NotARealDoctor:

TUCHUS!
  Wed. 4/18/18 10:31am jess:

seriously
  Wed. 4/18/18 10:31am misterpickles69:

My god this is amazing
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:31am Linda Lee:

i weep with joy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:32am Sebastian:

how is this not the most favourited song on WFMU?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:32am Linda Lee:

#tuchusnation
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:33am tadpole:

heavy metal (touchin' your tuchus)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:33am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Ken, you play this Flaming Dragons of Middle Earth, but I don't think you ever played any bad country. Has anybody ever made intentionally bad country music? I mean poorly played, not excessively sappy, etc. Thoughts?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:34am NotARealDoctor:

If it's not too late to make suggestions for the new Swag For Lifers name, I'd like to nominate the name Tuchus Tithers
  Wed. 4/18/18 10:34am Colin & Dani in Durham, England:

Last time I heard Tuchus I listened to it all week. I think you played More Bacon Than The Pan Can Handle too because I listened to that loads too.

Can’t remember most of my life or memories or even friends’ faces who’ve died, but I remember 2 songs you played years ago
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:35am NotARealDoctor:

I feel like that would really get the dollars rolling
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:35am Devin B.:

Lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:37am Sebastian:

tuchus = delicious
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:37am NotARealDoctor:

You know, I'm just full of suggestions this morning, because I feel like SM Ken should use Tuchus as a theme song that he plays at a specific time each week, but have it be weirdly in the middle of the show, say at the 11 o' clock hour maybe
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:38am NotARealDoctor:

I don't know where I came up with that time, just popped into my head
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:38am Linda Lee:

what an idea! fabulous.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:38am NotARealDoctor:

LAURICE! Damn SM Ken is on point this morning!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:38am Sebastian:

like a repetitious tuchus?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:40am Linda Lee:

next year we could have Ken riding a tuchus on a t-shirt!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:42am Roberto:

This intro sounds a bit like The Who's Odorono.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:42am Linda Lee:

both sides now & over the top. #tuchusnation
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:44am tadpole:

I love this song. This and that New York Janis Joplin type song ppl have been palying lately..
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:44am kimzilla:

I think in all sincerity I could rock the Tuchus song at the Hoof and Mouth. I'm practicing right now in fact!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:45am -Ken:

Legal ID Time again at 11AM: Call 201-209-9238 and then:

This is WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, In New York City and Rockland County at 91.9 FM and online at wfmu dot org brought to you by ME

Ooh I've been to Georgia and California, oh, anywhere I could run
Took the hand of a preacher man and we made love in the sun
But I ran out of places and friendly faces because I had to be free
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me

Oh I've been to Nice and the isle of Greece
While I sipped champagne on a yacht
I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got
I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things
That a woman ain't s'posed to see
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me

That's truth, that's love
Sometimes I've been to cryin' for unborn children
That might have made me complete
But I, I took the sweet life and never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet
I spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that cost too much to be free
Hey lady, I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me
I've been to paradise, never been to me
(I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run)
I've been to paradise, never been to me
(I've been to Nice and the isle of Greece
While I sipped champagne on a yacht)
I've been to paradise, never been to me
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:45am Linda Lee:

amazing idea kimzilla! i'm feelin it.
complicated instrumentation though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:46am Ken From Hyde Park:

By the way, is the EAS machine working correctly? I think there's been dead air instead. Maybe open the phone lines during EAS testing and let callers read the alert?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:47am NotARealDoctor:

I was wondering about that too, KFHP, but I know when I used to stream NPR their EAS didn't go over the webstream so I just kinda shrugged it off.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:47am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Every moment someone is saying 'tuchus' is a moment they're not saying 'tushie', and that's great. Next to eliminate: 'poop' (say 'turds', 'excrement', 'crap', 'shit', or 'shite') and 'pee' ('urinate', 'micturate', or 'piss'). Instant death for anyone saying 'hoo-ha' where humans (and better) say 'vagina', 'pudenda', 'cunt', 'cunny', or 'fanny' will have to wait for Full Orbital Laser Capability.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:48am kimzilla:

@Linda Lee, we'll, that's where Little Matty Warwick would need to step in, right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:48am northguineahills:

Love that Davie Graham!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:48am Linda Lee:

absolutely! & then some!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:48am NotARealDoctor:

"pee"? really? I mean I can see "tushie", but "pee"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:48am JakeGould:

Hey! Been out of it the past few days… *cough* So did anyone during the “Dave Hill Art Show” actually eat a prison burrito?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:49am ifeelfatnsassy:

Can we get this on the air? twitter.com...
  Wed. 4/18/18 10:49am mzmzzm:

from afar I was terrified if it was Joni relief to find it was Tina Fey
  Wed. 4/18/18 10:50am mzmzzm:

I can't bear the thought what I'd do when Joni checks out from this planet....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:50am (Murakami Whywolf))):

If they ever stage "Lemmings" again, someone interpolate "Paints and Brushes", please, as well as "Pull the Tregroes" if the insurance company permit it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:51am Linda Lee:

shame on me, first thought this was another Joni Mitchell parody.
  Wed. 4/18/18 10:51am FʗFʗ (:

Tuchus is one of the first songs I added to my 'Ken's show best songs' folder in my computer almost a decade ago!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:51am NotARealDoctor:

@Murakami, I think we need to worry about stopping the use of "tinkle" or "wee-wee" before we worry about "pee"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:53am Linda Lee:

what, no 'Number 1'? did my mom make that up?
  Wed. 4/18/18 10:54am FʗFʗ (:

Don't tell me you are a poop-negator, Murakami! Oh, you break my heart.
  Wed. 4/18/18 10:55am Chi Bill:

HA! LLee, go number one, go number one...
Every time I peak at the mesasage bored it is deliciously insane
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:55am NotARealDoctor:

Oh man, I forgot about the numeric waste system. I never could figure it out as a kid.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:56am NotARealDoctor:

It took me until I was well into my twenties to figure which was which
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:56am Linda Lee:

better late than never, NARD.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:57am Ken From Hyde Park:

I'm feeling a little confused. This sounds kind of "musicky."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:58am The Oscar:

@Murakami NatLamp actually did do a Joni parody, "You Put Me Thru Hell." It wasn't on the Lemmings album (though I think it may have been part of the show), but it was on the great Radio Hour box set Rhino put out in the '90s. Can't find a link for the life of me, though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:59am tadpole:

love that turtle! It can breath through it's dick too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:59am Linda Lee:

it was actually pretty funny when AVIS car rental company ran ads that said "we're number two"...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 10:59am NotARealDoctor:

@The Oscar is this it? www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:00am (((Murakami Whywolf):

I think 'tinkle' and 'wee-wee' may be necessary for people toilet-training children. My lists are drawn-up using the most objective criterion possible: what nauseates me.
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:01am FʗFʗ (:

Now that I think about it, tadpole, that would be a great skill to have especially when swimming my backstroke routine.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:01am tadpole:

and, presumably, the lady turtle can breathe through her lady turtle parts.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:02am NotARealDoctor:

Superpowers only a 13 year old could dream of
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:02am Linda Lee:

Clay was busy telling us they breathe through their buttholes. in which case, no difference, yes?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:02am -Ken:

It's W - F - M - U
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:02am The Oscar:

@NotARealDoctor Whoa-- it is, and I've never seen the video! (IIRC, it was a guy imitating her voice on the Radio Hour recording). Thanks for that-- will check it out on my lunchbreak!
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:02am ?:

ID FAIL
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:03am joe mulligan:

I've resorted to only commenting for listener station IDs on Ken's show. wonderful
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:03am FʗFʗ (:

Ha! The echo sounds like a feminine voice!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:03am Linda Lee:

oh dear god darling, no!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:03am tadpole:

ah linda hahaha. Well, that may be correct actually. makes more sense?
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:04am Sam:

I think they left out wfmu.org
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:04am NotARealDoctor:

O_o
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:04am melinda:

The trick to an accurate ID is having it written down in front of you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:04am NotARealDoctor:

Sam, I guess we're not listening online
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:04am DumDumGuy at the Gates of Dawn:

The station is rule is anachronism if it not unnecessary from the get go
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:04am The Oscar:

Charlene! Somewhere along the line, one of my primary functions in life became making sure people heard this song.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:05am tadpole:

I read "can breathe through their genitals" someplace. But that's a tall order. As is breating through ones butt. Especially it its butt via the nose, that could be bad.
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:05am Chud:

Nephew for the win
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:05am Linda Lee:

the 'cochlea' is for elimination. so, yes, do think that's it.
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:05am DumDumGuy at the Gates of Dawn:

Station id (damn auto spell correct)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:06am Roberto:

I'm intercoursingly crying over here.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:06am melinda:

This Charlene is giving me a much needed laugh.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:06am The Oscar:

Also a killer karaoke selection, for the daring.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:06am Listening Out There:

Waiting for the "Me" .gif...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:06am tom from Glasgow:

oh lord
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:06am crateslinger:

o my god. I just walked in on this. what the hell is going on here?
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:06am Sam:

You should be able to be complete without kids, no?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:07am Linda Lee:

i will always see Hugo Weaving singing this song in "Priscilla" ~ can't hear it another way.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:07am tom from Glasgow:

"the isle of Greece", indeed
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:07am northguineahills:

What in the darn hell tarnashion bloody hell pinche is this!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:07am Ken From Hyde Park:

Cloaca, as The Crocodile Hunter used to say.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:07am tadpole:

I get the sense this singer can also breathe through her butthole.
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:07am Eric Hat:

Morning Ken! Got any songs about broken legs? Or agonizing pain? Love you
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:07am Sam:

Does she do a version of "I'm proud to be an American cuz at least I know I'm free"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:07am GeorgeSimian:

This song is fucked
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:07am Roberto:

Ja ja pinche es mi palabra favorita mexicana!
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:07am partyfinger:

Okay I'm switching to WXYC!
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:08am FʗFʗ (:

"The trick to an accurate ID is having it written down in front of you."

I disagree, melinda. The key to legal-ID success is improvisation. This is what really makes FCC happy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:08am Linda Lee:

whoops, it's not the cochlea! my gosh, how embarrassing. wrong body part.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:08am northguineahills:

woah, i just used three nationalities of profanity, I need to up my game, si?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:08am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Speaking of nausea: "Never Been to Me" so terrible and obvious a ventriloquist's act. Women's Truth as rendered by a a guy who can't reckon how he's not scoring, even with his coke spoon and the BEST Marantz stereo 1971 could provide.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:09am NotARealDoctor:

Haha Linda Lee! I'm just picturing that poor turtle pooping and breathing through his ears!
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:09am Sam:

Oh the way glen millah played
Sawngs that made the hit parade!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:09am Roberto:

I had a dream last night that my turtles were wearing pants.
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:09am partyfinger:

Okay I'm back
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:09am Linda Lee:

LOL! jeez. i'm such a smarty pants.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:09am GeorgeSimian:

(Murakami Whywolf))) - Definitely a lot to think about in that song!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:10am GeorgeSimian:

But she's clearly made a break through
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:10am tadpole:

very relatable.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:11am crateslinger:

Sometimes coming back into my office after dealing with normal people out on the floor, and stepping into WFMU land is almost too much. Who am I? What am I doing here? I should be someplace in my underwear.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:11am Linda Lee:

60s era for sure. brilliant.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:11am BronwynB:

this is great because i just last night was working on my musical with a male prostitute character who's an ex heroin addict. he should sing this song.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:11am northguineahills:

@Roberto: Mi esposa dice mi pinche ameundo, y deservidly por lo. (de acuerdo a ella)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:11am melinda:

@Linda I think of Hugo Weaving too
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:11am tadpole:

so good.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:12am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Rather than get into a Morgellon's minefield, I'll recommend Ms Mitchell's charming rendition of "Me and My Uncle":
www.youtube.com...
Huh, I thought Helen Adam was the wonderful Anna Russell.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:12am crateslinger:

that is one swole junkie
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:12am Roberto:

NGH, que buena esposa tienes!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:12am Jeff Moore:

I wish I could roll my Rs like that Helen.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:13am Linda Lee:

Bronwyn B ~ not something an addict would likely sing, though. we tend not to think about overdose much.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:13am Jeff Moore:

Hey, you just said what I was writing!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:13am northguineahills:

ok, my brain confused english y espanol, i meant "y merecidamente por lo!" She does say I can only speak gringo Spanglish.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:13am The Oscar:

No prob! (And sorry-- the Radio Hour version is obviously cleaner!)
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:13am Sam:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's the universe collapsing on itself
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:14am crateslinger:

interesting he's got a revolver and one shotgun shell.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:14am melinda:

@murakami "Morgellon's minefield" made me laugh
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:14am Sam:

The other night Stashu played a bunch of beatles and I was sure another one of them must've died
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:14am Linda Lee:

i'd just like to know where his other arm is.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:15am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@CrateS.-Is that a shotgun shell or a red lighter?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:15am The Oscar:

Joni on Lemmings was probably either Alice Playten or Rhonda Coullet.
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:15am Thelma Blitz:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmings_(National_Lampoon)
Joni Mitchell, "I Do for You" - Alice Playten (replaced by Rhonda Coullet
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:16am Sam:

I love melodramatic religious imagery
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:16am FʗFʗ (:

northguineahills for presidente!
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:17am Sir Slouch:

Bruno Sammartino just died. I got nothing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:19am northguineahills:

If I was your mythical own personal Jesus, I'd be doing heroin as well.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:19am Sebastian:

oh god
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:19am Linda Lee:

got to be a lighter, since the water & spoon are there too. very lifelike!
Avatar Wed. 4/18/18 11:21am Henry:

open the pod bay door, hal
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:22am pocket vito:

Looks like a king of hearts and a joker
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:22am northguineahills:

@fofo: politicking ain't my thang, but I have a better work ethic then the current holder of that post. It might prematurely kill me, but I'm game.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:22am The Oscar:

For a second I thought this was the Trash Humpers soundtrack.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:23am listener Rey:

was that the Laughing Bag of my youth?
youtu.be...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:24am tadpole:

paging Sam the appraisure
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:25am Linda Lee:

sounds like a winning concept already there, Ken. :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:25am Sebastian:

swimmingly
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:25am pocket vito:

Ooh, the plate is a BOILERplate!
Avatar Wed. 4/18/18 11:25am Jay Goges:

ANDY?!?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:26am bore:

thank you ruth
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:26am Sebastian:

you can't do an hour of this, have mercy, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:26am NotARealDoctor:

Is Andy responsible for the payout if he's only a robot?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:26am Ken From Hyde Park:

Get ready for an entire hour of this starting at 6PM!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:26am Sebastian:

yeah, THANK YOU, Ruth!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:26am NotARealDoctor:

That wasn't Andy...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:26am PMD:

Oh my, this is not a good advertisement
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:27am Linda Lee:

can't we have an hour of Tuchus instead?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:27am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Linda Lee:
I really like the effects of some opiates; I very possibly have Mr Burroughs to thank for _avoiding_ becoming a junkie. Now I'm debating whether or not to get into a buprenorphene anti-depression trial—largely because I think it would work.
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:27am Sam:

Wise decision
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:27am tadpole:

high pitch andy ken - I'm telling you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:27am NotARealDoctor:

I think we need to have an Andy soundboard so you can just manipulate what he says on command instead.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:27am tom from Glasgow:

i'm hooting with laughter
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:28am bore:

maybe you can let the andy robot communicate with the rerun?
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:28am Sam:

It's cool when you get someone to sub for Andy. Kelly, or Michele, or whomever.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:28am NotARealDoctor:

I volunteer to call in and sub for Andy
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:28am Sam:

NotaRealDoctor - they did that tons of times already over the years
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:28am Linda Lee:

(Murikami Whywolf) ~ i think you have your own constitution to thank more than Mr. Burroughs. we all read him & he did nothing to deter some of us at all. alas, no experience with buprenorphene to share.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:29am Ken From Hyde Park:

Hybrid Listener Hour: Ken and a listener take calls live.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:29am ♪ke:

What Sam said.
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:29am FʗFʗ (:

That 20 seconds pause waiting for Andy robot to talk can be easily filled with Yakety Sax. It would be a super funny show! Right, $am?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:30am Sebastian:

Yeah, I'm with Sam
fill in > rerun
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:30am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Remember: the Turing Test will be passed all the faster the more boringly and predictably the average human communicates. I realised this when I heard two people on a bus have a conversation that could have been transcribed for use as a television advertisement's script.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:30am NotARealDoctor:

Those listener cohosts usually work out pretty well
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:32am NotARealDoctor:

My computer periodically asks me if I'm likely to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or family member and it often makes me wonder what kind of conversations advertisers think that people have
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:32am zopa:

Wow! Jesus really stepping in and taking one for the team. Way to go Jesus!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:34am NotARealDoctor:

I love how muscly that heroin user is. I don't think that artist knows any heroin addicts personally.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:34am Linda Lee:

well, since he's not actually doing any heroin, it makes sense.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:36am Stevel:

Tickle-bird goes well with the Cut Chemist.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:36am northguineahills:

Is there a Jesus smoking a pipe illustration in the same vein?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:38am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Cut Chemist=clicky star for Wild Neil.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:38am zopa:

Perhaps the only way to get a shoulder massage from Jesus is to give him some heroin?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:38am BronwynB:

what do heroin addicts usually look like? what should my male prostitute ex junkie look like if he's been clean for 6 months
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:39am BronwynB:

are there any male prostitute ex junkies on the board who can help me out with this
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:39am FʗFʗ (:

Sorry, no. I'm an ex-male prostitute junky.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:40am Linda Lee:

only an ex junkie here. never a male prostitute.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:40am JakeGould:

@BronwynB: They all look like Don from Union Beach.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:40am BronwynB:

where have all the male prostitutes gone?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:41am Linda Lee:

there's not a typical 'look', so you'll just be making it up regardless.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:41am NotARealDoctor:

Only a male prostitute here, never been a junky, sorry. :(
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:41am BronwynB:

@Jake: Great, I will reach out to Don's agent!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:41am tadpole:

I am the opposite of NARD
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:41am northguineahills:

@Wild Neil: ja tez!

Kid Koala! (the first time I saw him live [since his first release] was when he opened for the Flaming Lips)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:41am tadpole:

so hard to get what you need.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:42am Linda Lee:

but if you try sometimes, tadpole ...
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:42am Sam:

Reckless overuse of the word booty
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:42am tadpole:

you just might find... a severed head on a turntable
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:43am Devin B.:

Think I heard a sample from Dome's Cruel When Complete on that last Cut Chemist track
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:43am Ken From Hyde Park:

I am a male, but unqualified in all other categories.
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:44am Sam:

I belong to a booty credit union - no damn checking fees.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:44am NotARealDoctor:

The goat alarm is a bit slow on the uptake today
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:44am queems:

this track is wild
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:44am JakeGould:

@BronwynB: Seriously, what you describe can fit lots of different templates. It really all depends on the crux of your story. And who you are trying to reach in the end.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:44am crateslinger:

Every male prostitute I ever knew became a junky, and every junkie I ever knew was skinny and sick looking until they died. Congrats on getting out of that Linda Lee! I tried to help so many. And Neil you're right - that's a lighter.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:44am tadpole:

jeez, collectively we only have one male prostitue ex-junky? I expected more from Ken's fan base.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:45am Linda Lee:

bravo Sam! divest from the big booty banks!
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:45am Sam:

Some booties are too big to fail
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:46am tom from Glasgow:

i guess as long as he's not making any deposits...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:46am NotARealDoctor:

@Sam, me too, the best part is I earn interest on booty that stays in my checking account for at least 3 months
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:46am tadpole:

@tom haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:46am Ken From Hyde Park:

Any GIFs coming that are take-offs on Stormy Daniel's sketch of her alleged harasser?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:46am -Ken:

Legal ID Time again at 11AM: Call 201-209-9238 and then:

This is WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, In New York City and Rockland County at 91.9 FM and online at wfmu dot org brought to you by MY MOM:

She's faced the hardest times you could imagine
And many times her eyes fought back the tears
And when her youthful world was about to fall in
Each time her slender shoulders bore the weight of all her fears
And a sorrow no one hears
Still rings in midnight silence in her ears

Let her cry, for she's a lady (She's a lady)
Let her dream, for she's a child (Child)
Let the rain fall down upon her
She's a free and gentle flower growing wild

Mm-mm-mm, mm-mm
Be careful how you touch her, for she'll awaken
And sleep's the only freedom that she knows
And when you walk into her eyes, you won't believe
The way she's always payin' for a debt she never owes
And a silent wind still blows
That only she can hear, and so she goes

Let her cry, for she's a lady
Let her dream, for she's a child
Let the rain fall down upon her
She's a free and gentle flower growing wild
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:46am Sam:

I'm sure your booty garners a LOT of interest!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:47am Linda Lee:

i tried dying, crateslinger, but i didn't succeed. no choice but living now. :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:47am crateslinger:

Well, I'm glad you're here.
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:47am KapoStrano:

How about last week's Taylor Swift bank robber?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:48am Linda Lee:

thanks my dear. likewise!
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:48am FʗFʗ (:

I went to the Booty Bank to ask for a loan and they say I don't have enough assets. But they said it like 'ass-ets'. I still don't know what the hell they meant.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:48am BronwynB:

@crateslinger: im glad im on target with my male prostitute having been a junkie then. NOT that i am in any way happy that most male prostitutes become junkies, that's really sad
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:48am tadpole:

the idea that we're going to have to see trump's dick just makes this whole trump presidency all the so much worse.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:49am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@Bronwyn-I met some junkies when I drove a cab one day in a pretty BAD part of Buffalo (it was the nice cool shady back parking lot of a McDonalds that had a turd in the urinal). This junkie guy kept giving me cab driving advice as he nodded off mid sentence. You can use that.
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:49am Sam:

If prostitution and drugs were both legal, fewer of them would probably be junkies.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:50am BronwynB:

@neil: my male prostitute is from nyc and doesn't know how to drive, but maybe it's funnier if he gives driving advice despite not knowing how to drive
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:50am BronwynB:

@sam: AGREED
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:50am JakeGould:

@Bronwyn: I saw a magician on the subway a few weeks ago who was nodding off in the middle of his act. Looked like a working class Italian showman. But then in the middle of his act he would start to nod and hover. Even when he had a dingy looking dove on his head.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:51am -Ken:

I hope somebody is ready to do the legal ID AS WRITTEN
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:51am Linda Lee:

totally right, Sam.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:51am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@Bronwyn-you working on script for a play?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:52am Linda Lee:

@JakeGould ~ apparently brilliant. he made you all disappear.
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:52am FʗFʗ (:

Are those the lyrics of the abhorrent Skylard's tune, Ken?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:53am crateslinger:

Yeah Brownyn, you nailed it! However, in my experience if a runaway is going to become a prostitute they do that BEFORE becoming a junky, but that's purely anecdotal.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:53am BronwynB:

@neil: yes, it's a musical about four sex workers who blackmail clients by threatening to release video of their liaisons, at first purely for money, but then they start targeting abusive powerful men and doing it for justice
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:53am -Ken:

f0f0 I can't see from all the way over here but yes, they might be.
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:54am Eric Hat:

Ah, for a society that doesn’t stigmatize sex work and drug use. Who could folks shame in such a world... (rhetorical)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:54am BronwynB:

@crateslinger: yes, alexander gets kicked out of his family home and then becomes a prostitute and then a junkie, in that order.
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:54am FʗFʗ (:

Can I do a legal ID request, caller? Please sing the Tuchus song instead.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:55am northguineahills:

@Bronwyn et Wild Neil: I loving this discourse!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:55am crateslinger:

@BronwynB - on the nose.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:57am northguineahills:

danke schoen, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:57am Linda Lee:

makes sense. everyone needs money. not everyone needs dope.
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:57am FʗFʗ (:

Go winged legal-ID monkeys! Call and sing something other than the Skylard tune!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:58am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Some great songs, Ken, but some warped as heck GIFS and some very warped music.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:58am Sebastian:

Merci, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 11:59am BronwynB:

u all get free tickets to the musical when it happens because i love u all
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:59am FʗFʗ (:

Oh, no!! The Skylard song!! Pressing the eject button! Pressing the eject button! I'm outta HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEe!!!
  Wed. 4/18/18 11:59am Eric Hat:

Cool show. Now to the streets. Where I make an honest living, and side loot for my fixes...
  Wed. 4/18/18 12:00pm jess:

ahhh Duane Train
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 12:00pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Some kind soul has compiled a bunch of Elliott Kalan's 'Letters from Listeners' improv'd 'songs' from "The Flop House": www.youtube.com...

I think it might make a good bed.

(Kalan was a writer on the "Daily Show" and wrote most of the revived "Mystery Science Theatre 3000',and compiled the 'Nuthin' Gay About Cowboys' short for the Oscars the year of "Brokeback Mountain". The podcast "The Flop House" saves my life every day, three friends snarky, adolescent, erudite, professional [jokes that also analyse joke and plot structure] , appreciative, and confortable with each other. They analyse and mock critical and commercial flops, but they also have affection for them and appreciate how hard it is to get movies made…as opposed to "How Did This Get Made" which is all-mockery and whose crew sound unpleasant thereby.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 12:01pm rbx:

thanks Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/18/18 12:01pm Linda Lee:

thanks for a great show Ken!
  Wed. 4/18/18 12:02pm bobo:

Sorry I'm late again! Can I request a song please?!
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