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Options March 28, 2018: A Meal or a Sandwich You Invented

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Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:01pm Sebastian:

love the show, good evening
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/28/18 6:02pm Asheville Jon:

GO TO HELL ANDY
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:04pm HuskLife:

Lol heard myself on the snippet show last week
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:04pm Sebastian:

wait, what? can I still make a claim? I got horrible headaches
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:04pm queems:

uh oh
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:05pm Hell:

Come on over Andy! You're always welcome here.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/28/18 6:06pm Asheville Jon:

be nervous Andy, the show was awful!
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:06pm herb.nyc:

andy, don't tell ken to shut up, plz.
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:07pm Patty D:

Wasnt a phone call in the first 20 minutes one of the requirements for a "good" show?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:07pm Sebastian:

erb, did you make a claim?
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:08pm Listener Robert:

I liked the AI show enough that I could stand hearing a few more, maybe twice a year. Plenty of material there.
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:09pm herb.nyc:

@Sebastian. do bees buzz?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:10pm Sebastian:

I'm just dumb, 3$ down the drain
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:10pm Sam:

Slush fund to go snowboarding? Andy, you should hear yourself sometimes.
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:11pm Herb In CA:

Dunno about you, herb.nyc, but I pronounce my 'H'.
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:11pm dale:

i invented a deep fried filet of codicil sandwich with tartar sauce and lettuce.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:11pm common:

mush cakes. that's my sammich
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:11pm FletcherNYC:

Tonight: dumbest topic ever
Last week: genius
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:11pm dale:

alfalfa was stabbed in a bar fight and died. NOT like andy at all.
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:12pm ScottC:

Alfalfa got shot to death when he did a home invasion trying to collect a debt for his hunting dog biz... no joke
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:12pm Dean:

A recipe I invented: a Clark bar or a Baby Ruth in a pool of cough syrup, garnished with sunflower seeds. No name. Another: cottage cheese and hair. No name.

Here's a name without a recipe: Bananas Picasso.
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:13pm Walt:

No name for it, but my desert dish is vanilla ice cream blended with crushed saltine crackers. Great blend of salty and sweet.
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:14pm dale:

i used to like peanut butter and miracle whip sandwiches. i guess it would be a jiffy whip on a shingle.
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:14pm herb.nyc:

@Herb in CA - actually, my H is pronounced too. for some odd reason, Clay Pigeon calls me Erb. maybe he's mentally challenged (drum roll!).
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/28/18 6:17pm Asheville Jon:

herky-jerky would have been a great improvement last week
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:17pm dale:

so andy's name is really Handy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/28/18 6:17pm Asheville Jon:

disjointed is an understatement
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/28/18 6:18pm Ken From Hyde Park:

When I was a kid, at holidays at Grandma's, she'd serve cold roast beef sandwiches in the afternoon (roast beef that was leftover from the noon meal). My sandwich invention was to put potato chips on top of the roast beef.
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:18pm herb.nyc:

machine would say Erky Jerky.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:20pm Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

My told my wife to call me back at 7pm for this show?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:20pm Sebastian:

Herky Jerky could be a sandwich
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:20pm Listener Robert:

users.bestweb.net...
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:20pm herb.nyc:

eek, there was a fire at an ed norton (and bruce willis?) movie shoot in harlem, couple of days ago. fireman died.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:20pm JtotheK:

1000 decisions an hour? is there some sort of automation Andy's son could develop to make the decisions for him?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:21pm queems:

this week's show makes me miss last week's show
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/28/18 6:23pm melinda:

hi everyone
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:25pm dale:

cold chili and potato chips makes a great sammich too.
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:26pm ScottC:

does eating quesadillas over the sink all thru my collage days qualify as "cuisine"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:27pm Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

hahahahah his mind wandered ligitly
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:28pm Sebastian:

panty bacon!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:28pm DC:

I'm going to order an officer sandwich
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:28pm dale:

how about the 'here kitty kitty?' an open-faced grilled friskies pate on an english muffin with your choice of cheese - i suggest a bleu cheese for a piquant mouthfeel.
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:29pm dale:

scottc - when my wife is away i eat over the garbage can way more than i should admit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/28/18 6:30pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I attempted a quad-decker PBJ at one point. I was probably 13 when I did that.
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:32pm Eric Hat:

I’ve been eating peanut butter and Swiss since I was seven.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/28/18 6:32pm -Ken:

Hi everybody, I got some time to kill right now. How's everybody tonight?
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:33pm dale:

needs a more dinerish name - like a "mr. peanut on a raft with a cow."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:33pm Sebastian:

just fine, Ken, thanks for asking, how about yourself?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/28/18 6:33pm chris:

doin' fine, Ken. thanks for asking. you?
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:33pm Eric Hat:

I swear a lady in my church made me the sandwich, but I asked her about it later on and she says no. Never heard of it. Sharp cheddar isn’t bad either. But PB and Swiss. Bangin
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:34pm queems:

congratulations on a well-earned break, ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/28/18 6:35pm -Ken:

iM DOING WELL sEBASTIAN, THANK YOU FOR ASKING!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:35pm Sebastian:

Rem is a sport, I would have hung up on Andy 5 minuts ago
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:35pm cosmic matrix:

i like the pretend typing, ken.
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:36pm dale:

how about a popeye sammich? olive loaf and leaf spinach with a sweet pea pesto on toasted rye
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/28/18 6:36pm -Ken:

I too am doing fine chris. Happy to have you here. It's always a better show when you are here.
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:36pm Listener Robert:

I'm fine, thanks, Ken. But you made me use up my last of 3 comments on the show! Damn you, Ken Freedman!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:37pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Wait theres a comment limit?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:38pm Sebastian:

wow, I'm on some delay obviously
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:38pm DC:

Olive oil, spinach, and sweet peas on a hero... the Popeye, that is gold, Dale
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:39pm Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

oh man...i remember them saying something to one another and thought it was weird
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/28/18 6:39pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I'm trying to think of any concoctions I've made before. The chips and the tall PBJ are all I can think of.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:39pm Sebastian:

@Aaron: not for everybody. Be sure to check back next week and ask Robert if he can tell you about it in three comments
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:39pm Dr. Peter:

Great show tonight!
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:39pm dale:

HERRRRooooooo - dc, you just made it all come together.
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:40pm dale:

candy bacon is a stripper?
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:41pm dale:

my house my be worth that - i would go homeless if we don't have to hear any more jazz exploration on the station.
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:43pm dale:

if you could get 2,000 $131 pledges that would do it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:43pm Nick the Bard:

the first sandwich I invented - The Mother's Day special - provolone cheese, mini-marshmallows and chocolate sauce on white bread.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:43pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Nick whats the secret password hotline?
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:45pm dale:

andy and ken just let the teat dry out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:46pm Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

Give us a hint....i remember them repeating it
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:46pm laurie:

it's some kind of bread!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:46pm Sebastian:

my heart goes out to the poor bosses
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:47pm Sebastian:

I listened from the beginning and I didn't hear it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/28/18 6:48pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Is the password abc123? 123456?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:48pm Nick the Bard:

nope, it was on a small green plastic plate
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:48pm dale:

was it 'buddy'. andy says buddy a lot.
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:48pm JakeGould:

This show is on fire!!!
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:49pm dale:

my wife is callin' ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:49pm Sebastian:

whatever happened to the show idea of Ken visiting Andy at the set, I'd love to hear that!
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:50pm herb.nyc:

no andy for next week? i'm suing for Bad Show *now*!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:51pm Linda Lee:

we don't have passwords any more. we have pass codes. wonderful.
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 3/28/18 6:51pm Doctor Rembrandt:

This is Rem, My sandwich wasn't the Pentecost It is Pinda Kaas. The added chili paste is Sambal Oelek
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:51pm Matt Warwick:

I know the password....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:52pm Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

call in @Matt
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:52pm JakeGould:

@dale: Your hot wife is calling Ken?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/28/18 6:53pm melinda:

Beet n goat balls sound foul.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:53pm Linda Lee:

she's great!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:53pm Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

@Matt - If you get it right ask ken to play Felder for next weeks SSD intro
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:53pm herb.nyc:

in harry crews' memoir, "a childhood: the biography of a place", he tells us of a woman who knows how to cook possum. no one else did it well. and then she did something with the eyes (they weren't eaten).
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:54pm Linda Lee:

go Aaron! :-)
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 3/28/18 6:54pm Doctor Rembrandt:

Better than Beaten Goat Balls
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/28/18 6:54pm Ken From Hyde Park:

A mash-up of a Big Mac and a Filet-o-fish is known as the McSurf and Turf. I wish that was my invention, but it's not.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:54pm queems:

nice work
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:54pm JakeGould:

Bananananananananaanananannaanananan
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:54pm Sebastian:

Aaron wins the show
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:54pm dale:

she makes my life a comedy. but a wry one, like the 2nd newhart show.
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:54pm Karen:

If I had know their was a reward... haha
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 3/28/18 6:55pm Doctor Rembrandt:

He gets Tony Danza to clean his bathroom
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:55pm JakeGould:

@dale: I have a TV show title: “Dale’s Hot Wife” starring Tony Danza as Dale.
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:55pm dale:

aaron get's goat testicles from the station mascot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:56pm Linda Lee:

she sounds lovely dale! you could do worse.
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:56pm herb.nyc:

$262,000? cheap at half the price.
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:56pm dale:

jake - oooh! make the landers sisters 'kyle!'
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:57pm Sebastian:

also, way to go and hang up on them, Aaron!
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:57pm JakeGould:

@dale: THE LANDERS SISTERS!!! And your neighbor is Willie Tyler and Lester.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:58pm Linda Lee:

Andy's a riot with his old school narcotics lingo.
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 6:59pm dale:

ha ha! i would WATCH that show! is dick van patten available to play 'paw paw?'
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/28/18 6:59pm Sebastian:

time's up, thanks guys!
  Wed. 3/28/18 6:59pm Karen:

Aww, I loved last week
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 7:00pm herb.nyc:

i emailed johnny celentano for Bad Show
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 7:01pm JakeGould:

Screw Dick Van Patten.
Avatar Wed. 3/28/18 7:02pm dale:

him and his stoopid natural cat food!
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