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Options March 7, 2018: Marathon Week One: The Great Soak!

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How to Make Andy Breckman PAY: Make your pledge online or via 800-989-9368 during the four minute soaking period which will take place from around 6:15-6:19pm, but listen to the show live for the exact countdown to the soak.

Additionally, anybody calling a pledge in for $20 or more tonight will receive the punchline to this HILARIOUS joke, written by the Breckmanman himself:

QUESTION: What did one long-time WFMU disc jockey say to the other long-time WFMU disc jockey?

Call 800-989-9368 during the show for the side-splitting punchline.

And let's not forget the Seven Second Delay Beer Can Stickers: Anybody pledging $75 or more gets a set of six beer can stickers for Seven Second Delay beer, each can different. Here's a sample:



Artist Track Approx. start time
Ken and Andy  Seven Second Delay SOAK ANDY episode   Options 0:00:00 (MP3 | )

Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:02pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Wave if you can read this Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:03pm Linda Lee:

hey! hi there folks!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:03pm Sebastian:

so, did Andy show up or is he being a SNOWFLAKE?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:03pm Sebastian:

ah, there he is!
Avatar Wed. 3/7/18 6:04pm TehBadDr:

Is there a "Wheel of Soak"?
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:04pm Third World Man:

whatever happened to Andy Cohen?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:05pm Linda Lee:

loving this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:06pm Nick the Bard:

I'm going to go out and start smacking the snow around with a lead pipe tonight >:(
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:06pm philodough:

can swag for lifers soak with unpaid pledges?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/7/18 6:07pm dale:

make andy lick something from the toilet area again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:07pm Frangry:

Cant wait for the soaking!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:08pm Jarrett:

Pledged $25 last Thursday before the marathon started
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:08pm cklequ:

I was gonna spend my mouse pledge this year on a different show, but fuck it. Soaking old man Breckman is too much fun.

Maybe this year I’ll actually get the punchline to the joke.
But I’m not counting on it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:09pm queems:

i made my boyfriend turn off the simpsons for this
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:09pm fred:

@philodough: I think Andy would be happy to make an unpaid match
  Wed. 3/7/18 6:10pm herb.nyc:

Thank you, Dana. No thank you, Andy.
  Wed. 3/7/18 6:11pm Jeff from Clifton:

Happy snow day!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:11pm Sebastian:

Andy still has my $1.50 from that insurance scam, he has to pay big tonight
  Wed. 3/7/18 6:14pm Mello:

Hi from last year’s thank u girl ~ congrats to the new thank u girl!!! everyone go soak Andy !!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:15pm queems:

this is hilarious
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:16pm Third World Man:

I feel like an idiot, I always thought this Andy was the other WFMU Andy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:16pm Sebastian:

done and done
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:16pm Linda Lee:

go people go!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/7/18 6:16pm dale:

i THOUGHT i ascribed my entire 365 to this last year but it was never mentioned yet i was double billed as if i had started a separate listener account. it was cleared up quickly...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:17pm chris:

done :D
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:17pm PMD:

It's still so confusing if you are swag for life. CRAP I forgot to say soak Andy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:17pm PMD:

Default is Andy
  Wed. 3/7/18 6:17pm albino korean boy:

Jeremy Corbin is volunteering!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:17pm Linda Lee:

this is hilarious.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:18pm Cheyenne:

Soaked!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:18pm Webhamster Henry:

We guys on the app are hearing the soaking 30 in the past.
  Wed. 3/7/18 6:19pm Jamie at WWOZ:

Just for fun - $50 for some rainfall on Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:19pm Andy in Berlin:

I got my pledge receipt and the email was marked with a spam warning!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:19pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I think I got mine in on time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:20pm queems:

i did mine as part of swag4life so i missed the soaking opportunity
  Wed. 3/7/18 6:21pm khd:

i should have soaked Ken for a dollar
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:21pm Richard S:

Dealing with a cold right now, so I don't trust myself to Pledge Responsibly. Maybe next week? I'm already a Swag For Life Member, so there is that...
Avatar    Wed. 3/7/18 6:22pm βrian:

"Andy sucks" could mean that Andy is inspiring.
... I guess.
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:22pm Third World Man:

you can pledge a dollar?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:23pm Danne D:

WOoooooooo Y3K :)
  Wed. 3/7/18 6:24pm melinda:

Hi everyone. This is fun.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:24pm Linda Lee:

wow. that mother's soaked.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:24pm PMD:

@queems, mine was swag for life too. You just assign it to 7SD.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:24pm LCBD:

Andy, you still owe me $5 from an earlier show when we played "Stump Andy!" Dennis Dunaway lives!!
Avatar    Wed. 3/7/18 6:25pm βrian:

Where is the legend for the pledge categories? (Mouse pledge, etc.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:25pm queems:

@pmd i did! they just read my name
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:25pm LCBD:

I called, I gave, I did not get the punchline!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:26pm PMD:

@queems, good!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:26pm Sebastian:

@LCBD: just call back, I guess phone time is precious during the soak
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:27pm cklequ:

LCBD - I pledge to this show every year, and i'm still waiting for a punchline.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:27pm Linda Lee:

good work queems!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:27pm chris:

i didn't hear my phoned in soaking pledge get announced, i hope it got recorded.
  Wed. 3/7/18 6:27pm Mandy:

can I talk about bitcoins during Andy's funeral?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:28pm PMD:

Hey how about a bluetooth speaker?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:28pm Sebastian:

I miss the wheel of fate
  Wed. 3/7/18 6:29pm Tony:

Brian - I think the categories were in the marathon flier that the station mailed out. I don't see them on the website
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:30pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Zats, transformer blew and I lost electricity. Now on 4G on the phone. At least I heard my name over the air. I was casting to the TV and everything. Boo!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:30pm fred:

I'd really love to soak Andy with a golden ticket pledge, but I'd rather support new DJs. Someday maybe, if I get a better paying job
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:30pm TDK60:

Ken just took a pill.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/7/18 6:30pm dale:

if you go to the pledge link you can see the levels and the amount of swag you get. where you can see the entire list of swag seems a mystery. maybe joe mcgasko can send you a link.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:30pm Sebastian:

hehe, great lawyer
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:31pm Linda Lee:

@TDK60 ~ believe that's a tic tac.
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:33pm Third World Man:

i was the lawyer
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:33pm Danne D:

Should have the checks in Andy's hand in the coffin and those who get checks can grab them directly from him.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:34pm fred:

swag: wfmu.org...
dj premiums: wfmu.org...
  Wed. 3/7/18 6:34pm Ashley:

will there be another opportunity to soak andy this hour? #barbecuenation
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:34pm Danne D:

Premiums: wfmu.org...
Swag: wfmu.org...
  Wed. 3/7/18 6:35pm Torbjørn:

I think the Wheel of Fate made for good pledging incentive. I would definitely cough up a few more bucks for a Felder tattoo on Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:35pm Danne D:

lol - beat me to it Fred :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:35pm Danne D:

@Ashley - nope - there is only one shot to get into Andy's deep pockets.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:36pm medson:

the exciment of marathon and the phone room mask Andy's wheezing big thumbs up
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/7/18 6:36pm dale:

torbjorn - BRILLIANT.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:37pm Linda Lee:

is that you i see in the phone room, medson?
Avatar Wed. 3/7/18 6:37pm TehBadDr:

I think from that one angle, I can see Ken's Horn!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:37pm medson:

@linda lee. No I wish
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:37pm Sebastian:

look at all those pretzels!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:38pm Linda Lee:

another handsome guy with a beard, then.
  Wed. 3/7/18 6:39pm SelloutSharpling69:

Here come the saps! Ken still hasn't taken a schedule off. What a liar.
  Wed. 3/7/18 6:39pm Torbjørn:

I had a joke about "Inflatable pretzel carcass" on the pledge card. It didn't get read out, so I'm just placing it here, just to get it on the record.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:39pm PMD:

I'll go to Andy's funeral if I happen to be driving through
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:41pm Linda Lee:

sure missed seeing Andy's face during the soak. :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:41pm cklequ:

PMD - It should be a good time. I've been told that "I get around" will be played.
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:42pm yippie:

so if andy just puts all the money in a trust fund for his wife and kids there will be no money in the estate to pay the WFMU listeners
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/7/18 6:44pm dale:

i'd go to andy's funeral - i'll bet a good spread will be laid out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:45pm Richard S:

There will be such a good spread at Andy's funeral, he may actually come back!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:45pm PMD:

Well he said he'd only go to mine if he happened to be in the neighborhood.
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:45pm Third World Man:

How much to play American Pie at his funeral?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/7/18 6:45pm dale:

who's the angelica houston in the phone room? her haircut looks expensive.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:46pm queems:

that's a good haircut
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:46pm LCBD:

Ken and Andy: please share the punchline before the end of the show. I called in but didn't get it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:47pm LCBD:

@dale and queems: agreed! Beautiful hair!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:47pm fred:

@PMD: you're onto something there; a wise man said you should go to other people's funerals or they won't go to yours.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:47pm Webhamster Henry:

Also: watch out for those lascivious bears while hitchhiking.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:47pm Sebastian:

A+ mic technique, Andy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:48pm Webhamster Henry:

The Andy Robot Episode from years ago was really good too!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/7/18 6:48pm dale:

you know the old saying - hair is the window to the head.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:48pm queems:

@lcbd i had that haircut once! it was the best one i've ever had. i'm envious
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:49pm cklequ:

Other people's funerals are always better than your own.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:50pm JakeGould:

Dod people who pledge get to sit Shiva with the Breckman family?
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:50pm Third World Man:

I can see the flies in the studio
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:50pm Nick the Bard:

I better get to go to Andy's funeral at least, I'd rather go that than any of my own family's ones
  Wed. 3/7/18 6:51pm herb.nyc:

When Andy dies, his AI self should die too. That's twice the money back for wfmu pledgers!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:51pm Tommy in Neversink:

Great Show......??? That's it ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:51pm Nick the Bard:

Is Andy going to hire any of those unemployed Chinese funeral strippers for his?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:52pm MD:

Steven Hawking will NOT be listening to the AI Show...I am sure...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:52pm Bas NL:

www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/7/18 6:52pm dale:

i woulda' felt cheated if i paid for that punchline.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:52pm Sebastian:

sabotage!
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:52pm yippie:

thou shalt not kill! thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass!
  Wed. 3/7/18 6:53pm mary:

So Andy's estate giving people their pledge back is tax deductible for the estate?
but fmu still keeps the original pledge $? So this reimbursement is like a matching pledge?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/7/18 6:53pm dale:

if you knew susie, like i knew susie....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/7/18 6:54pm dale:

mary - i always wonder when stores ask if you want to contribute a dollar to whatever their charity is who gets the tax break.
  Wed. 3/7/18 6:55pm Tony:

There is such a delay on the webcam that I am reading comments on what Ken and Andy are saying before they say it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:57pm queems:

i'm listening to the radio and watching the video on mute and it doesn't match up at all
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:57pm Tommy in Neversink:

Tony...well this is Seven Second Delay
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:57pm Linda Lee:

@queems ~ no, it doesn't ~
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:58pm Tommy in Neversink:

It's not suppose to match
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:58pm Linda Lee:

just watch the video.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:58pm queems:

i know it isn't
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/7/18 6:58pm dale:

at least it's not seven seconds in your future.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:58pm queems:

but my radio is louder
  Wed. 3/7/18 6:59pm Tony:

Did they announce the total that Andy was soaked for?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:59pm dgg:

I am so upset - I slept clean through the soaking!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/7/18 6:59pm dale:

if i listened to the video AND the radio AND my squeezebox it would be madding. or cool.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 6:59pm Linda Lee:

@Tony ~ no. too traumatic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 7:00pm PMD:

No they did not!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/7/18 7:00pm medson:

That was fun
  Wed. 3/7/18 7:02pm Tony:

Too bad - I love hearing Andy's reaction to the size of the check he has to write
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