Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from February 28, 2018 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting February 28, 2018: A Show Especially for Hypochondriacs

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Listener comments!

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PMD:

I can't believe I'm through
  6:02pm
jj:

Always perceived as a team player
  6:02pm
queems:

i think i’ve got one but i can’t call until i get off the bus because that’s just rude
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Aaron Working In Newark:

Hi Queems!
  6:03pm
queems:

hi aaron!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
dale:

1.5 million wouldn't buy that alabaster silver plated toilet andy had his eye on.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
PMD:

You can use the diaper when you get a colonoscopy
Avatar 🚂 6:06pm
Nick the Bard:

With the amount of razor blades I've played with over the years, I'm surprised I'm still 10 Finger Nick
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Asheville Jon:

can't wait for the soaking!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Asheville Jon:

so did WFMU end up selling the parking lot?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

How do those beer bottle labels work? One-time use or are they reusable?
  6:09pm
queems:

this show sounds way better in headphones
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
Asheville Jon:

beatles: worst band in history: past, present, and future.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
dale:

you frame them ken from hp
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Asheville Jon:

Ken's birthday: Feb 18
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
dale:

andy just should have done a show loosely based on his life. called 'andy' in jaunty characters.
  6:12pm
queems:

i do
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
dale:

i self-diagnosed a salivary gland stone - e.r. doctor told me to stop googling stuff and he gave me antibiotics and steroids which gave me horrible diarrhea. next day the stone came out of my mouth. dr. dickhead.
  6:13pm
queems:

doctors are useless 50% of the time
  6:15pm
Carlyle Marc:

Congratulations and Happy Birthday Andy!!
Do a show of Beatle trivia
  6:16pm
queems:

this is a great story
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
Asheville Jon:

retarred?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
dale:

i have plantar peanutis
  6:18pm
Greg:

Ok this is a bit sick. Hsv2. One outbreak. Self medicated. No more outbreaks. Success! ... researced neck cancer and tuberculosis and decided I did not have either despite the immediate evidence. .
  6:18pm
debt collector:

Don’t use the R word boys...
  6:19pm
queems:

maybe pilar cyst
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
Asheville Jon:

Ken; THERE ARE ANTS INSIDE!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Kat in Chicago:

Detaching retina. He needs to see eye doc.
  6:21pm
queems:

detached retina
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
dale:

this guy was exercising his eyes too hard before stretching them.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Eye worms
  6:22pm
queems:

boom @kat we nailed it
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
dale:

COOL RINGER.
  6:24pm
Dr. Foresnsic Proctologist:

Hmm - Old guys describing medical issues? Be still my heart!

Epic grossness potential. Good luck.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
Kat in Chicago:

yep queems, happened to me, you too? mine wasn't serious. I just have to go back for annual checkups and let doc know if it happens again w/shower of floaters
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
dale:

does the estate of neil hefti get paid every time andy's phone rings?
  6:25pm
queems:

@kat hasn’t happened to me, but i take plaquenil so i learned a lot of facts about retinas
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
Kat in Chicago:

I had plantar fasciitis too. thought I was gonna have to stop going to shows. it's ok now but it was bad for a couple years.
  6:26pm
queems:

i’m going to call in like 10 mins CAN’T WAIT
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Linda Lee:

go queems! :-)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Funny ... just today, a guy was telling me about a poster in his doctor's office: "Do not confuse your Googling abilities with my medical degree."
  6:28pm
queems:

google is cheaper
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
dale:

i went to an er once for ear wax impaction. painful. and disgusting.
Avatar 6:30pm
glenn:

google has better bedside manner than most doctors.
  6:30pm
quest:

I had a small marble sized lump on the side of my face. Was there for weeks. I finally attacked it, squeezing the heck out of it. Something popped out, "plinked" a mug I had on the counter, and I never found what it was. The sound made it seem like I popped a rock outta my face.
Avatar 6:30pm
Linda Lee:

thought he was having a heart attack so he goes .. online? :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Kat in Chicago:

@quest YIKES
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βrian:

Ear wax extraction requires a big-ass syringe and a helping hand. It can be a huge relief.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
dale:

quest wins for giant ossified zit!
  6:32pm
queems:

doogie howser?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
Kat in Chicago:

I get a feeling of impending doom just from going online these days.
Avatar 6:32pm
glenn:

my favourite pretty gross thing is watching cyst removal vids.
Avatar 6:33pm
βrian:

Actually, I'd guess that was an allusion, not a reference.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
Lizardner Dave:

The gum chewing is particularly annoying tonight.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
dale:

brian - you can buy a squeeze bulb thing and do it yourself over a sinkful of warm water. it's just called an irrigator.
Avatar 6:34pm
glenn:

it's pretty mind boggling to think of the crap the human body produces.
Avatar 6:34pm
βrian:

Don't even get me started on benign osteochondromas!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
ultradamno:

I diagnosed this twitter.com... as cellulitis. The doctors mostly said they had no idea, contact dermatitis or shingles.
Avatar 6:35pm
Linda Lee:

Not A Real Doctor, is that you?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
dale:

you can use a hacksaw for a bonesaw - the blades are fairly similar.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
Kat in Chicago:

@ultradamno that is scary stuff! is it better now?
  6:36pm
holymoly:

I once had an allergic reaction to something that expressed itself as the sensation of walking barefoot on golf balls. Never found out what it was I reacted to.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
dale:

or get an oscillating cutter like a fein multimaster - they were originally surgeon's bone cutters.
  6:37pm
Mandy:

too much goat screams that's what you get. horns.
Avatar 6:37pm
βrian:

@dale: those are awesome tools.
Avatar 6:37pm
Linda Lee:

you also get horns if your wife goes out on you. old school slang.
  6:38pm
Mandy:

Sciatica.....wear compression socks Andy. it's from standing all day long.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
ultradamno:

@kat Yeah, almost gone now. I think the valacyclovir got it under control, which supports shingles or something similar
  6:38pm
Montclair Mick:

Attica! Attica!
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glenn:

they are awesome tools. i own 3, plus the festool vecturo. lifesavers.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
dale:

ultradamno - wow! had to be a viral infection - hope it went away!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
dale:

glenn - you're one of those festool snobs!! you rich bastard!
Avatar 6:40pm
Linda Lee:

i don't think Andy's talking about sciatica ~ the nerve runs down the leg from the groin area & he's not talking about that.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Queems on the air!
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βrian:

I have no problem spending money on good tools, but Fein tools (except for one vac) always seem out of reach for mere mortals.
Avatar 6:41pm
βrian:

Hah, didn't even see your comment @dale.
Avatar 6:41pm
Linda Lee:

atta girl queems! andy called you baby!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
dale:

i have a porter cable vac that LOOKS identical - yard sale find.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
Kat in Chicago:

oh no queems!!
Avatar 6:42pm
glenn:

festools are an investment, and i've never regretted a penny i've spent on them.
  6:42pm
Mandy:

Queems loves walkabout
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
common:

I definitely walk 12 to 13 miles a day.
Avatar 6:43pm
Linda Lee:

andy can't stand losing the spotlight. :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
Aaron Working In Newark:

This is Queems?
Avatar 6:44pm
βrian:

They also have creepy distribution practices. (In my view.) There's zero competition on pricing.
  6:44pm
queems:

yeah that was me
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Linda Lee:

excellent job talking past andy there queems! amazing story.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
Kat in Chicago:

good call queems!
  6:45pm
queems:

hey guys, get your blood clots checked out
Avatar 6:45pm
βrian:

Do pledges really "drop?" Or do they bubble up?
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glenn:

good stuff, queems.
  6:45pm
queems:

@kat thanks!!
Avatar 6:46pm
Linda Lee:

good work dear!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
dale:

look at 'ave boltr' youtube vids for teardowns of festool and other brand's products. he also rips into dyson vacs and hair dryers to see what cheap crap they are.
  6:46pm
queems:

i only walk like 8 miles a day now because of my blood clot leg
Avatar 6:47pm
Linda Lee:

how long ago was that?
Avatar 6:47pm
Linda Lee:

there's my neighbor Tommy!
  6:47pm
queems:

@linda december 2016!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
dale:

i went to the er for a heart attack. turned out to be bad gerd.
Avatar 6:48pm
Linda Lee:

pretty recent then! wow!
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βrian:

That weekly GOP $1.50 break on my tax deduction? That's going straight to WFMU!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

You must go through many pairs of shoes each year, queems.
  6:49pm
queems:

@linda yep! my leg is probably going to be fucked up forever but it is slowly getting better
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
WFMU listener WADE:

SupraVentricular Tachycardia.
Avatar 6:49pm
Linda Lee:

i'm glad to hear it!
  6:49pm
queems:

@ken SO MANY PAIRS
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βrian:

Not "tachycardia?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Asheville Jon:

Linda Lee!
Avatar 6:50pm
Linda Lee:

hi Jon!! how are you?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
dale:

if the topic was 'that time you self medicated.....'
Avatar 6:50pm
Linda Lee:

@dale .. they'd have a lot more callers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Asheville Jon:

oh just fine and dandy. how are you?
Avatar 6:50pm
glenn:

gotta get that tetanus booster.
  6:51pm
queems:

so many babies
Avatar 6:51pm
Linda Lee:

lovely day here. spring's on the way for sure. saw the first geese returning this morning. can't complain at all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
Asheville Jon:

sounds great!
  6:52pm
Sean d:

self medicated while in hospital before brain surgery
Avatar 6:52pm
Linda Lee:

my life is such madness i take it a day at a time. :-)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
dale:

linda - drove past a pond today and saw a pair of wood ducks. lovely.
Avatar 6:52pm
Linda Lee:

wow. nice. love the wood ducks.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

When I fell down hard snowboarding last month, I diagnosed myself with a bruised tailbone. Had so be careful sitting for a couple weeks. Pretty much all better now.
Avatar 6:53pm
βrian:

@dale: Where I come from, we call 'em decoys.
  6:53pm
Mandy:

I should call about the weird bump on my head in fifth grade
  6:54pm
quest:

this is a cringe-inducing show, in a good way.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
Lizardner Dave:

What is with the "ah baby " tonight?
Avatar 6:55pm
Linda Lee:

i've self diagnosed tick-bourne illness. fat old tick + illness as descibed by the list physicians use to diagnose tick-bourne illness. :-D
  6:55pm
Elvis Causticfellow:

Andy is just going to go on saying "Oh Baby!" until somebody comments on it.
  6:55pm
queems:

also one time in art school i self diagnosed a staph infection and i lanced it with my printmaking exacto blade
Avatar 6:55pm
Linda Lee:

my kind of girl. :-)
Avatar 6:56pm
βrian:

Hey, this might be a good time to talk about bee-sting therapy again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
Kat in Chicago:

I think this show is ending just in time
  6:58pm
queems:

well it’s been real
Avatar 6:58pm
glenn:

i take out slivers with an olfa knife quite frequently.
Avatar 6:58pm
Linda Lee:

i think so too Kat.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

When I was a kid I heard of lockjaw and the thought of that gave me nightmares.
Avatar 6:59pm
βrian:

Not a klein tool, Glenn??
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
Kat in Chicago:

I'm ready for some puppets now
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