WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from February 21, 2018

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Ken & Andy	0:00:00 (MP3 \| )

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Wed. 2/21/18 6:01pm Sebastian:

well, this should be good, evening everybody

Wed. 2/21/18 6:02pm queems:

i'm looking forward to this

Wed. 2/21/18 6:02pm Sebastian:

is andy under water?

Wed. 2/21/18 6:02pm Rai:

Andy's voice sounds really deep, like it's running through a voice modulator.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:03pm queems:

agreed

Wed. 2/21/18 6:03pm Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

whats wrong with andys voice?

Wed. 2/21/18 6:03pm Dave in Vermont:

I think he woke up from a nap

Wed. 2/21/18 6:03pm common:

weird

Wed. 2/21/18 6:04pm Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

I think his balls dropped

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:04pm ultradamno:

Protecting his anonymity

Wed. 2/21/18 6:04pm Fredericks:

Feeling hungry, now.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:05pm Sebastian:

maybe Andy is finally growing up and just hit puberty?

Wed. 2/21/18 6:05pm Elvis Causticfellow:

Andy sounds like a mopey old bear.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:06pm Sebastian:

whoa, one and a half kitchen renovations?!

Wed. 2/21/18 6:07pm dale:

does he sound like a mopey old bear? who buggers ken?

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:08pm Lizardner Dave:

Andy is getting Felderized.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:08pm queems:

he sounds like his batteries are dying

Wed. 2/21/18 6:08pm wakka wakka:

Happy belated birthday Ken!

Wed. 2/21/18 6:09pm dale:

'....only women with nice derierre's should call in.'

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:09pm melinda:

@queems yes

Wed. 2/21/18 6:10pm queems:

i kind of want to call

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:10pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

'Five' children? Andy's forgot his by-blow, Neville, again….

Wed. 2/21/18 6:11pm dale:

'...ladies with nice bazooms should call in the second half of the show.'

Wed. 2/21/18 6:11pm Dean:

OED on the topic at hand: "Of a man: to explain (something) needlessly, overbearingly, or condescendingly, esp. (typically when addressing a woman) in a manner thought to reveal a patronizing or chauvinistic attitude."

First occurrence identified from 2008.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:11pm queems:

this is like listening to teddy ruxpin that was left on too long

Wed. 2/21/18 6:12pm dale:

the bikini girls follow up.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:13pm dale:

MAN created the dominatrix. they owe us a free spank!!

Wed. 2/21/18 6:13pm Montclair Mick:

Andy seemed ready to talk about dominatrixes

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:14pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Andy, please mansplain why a loving G-d would allow Don MMcLean's version of "Since I Don't Have You" to exist.

Andy sounds like that due to Purple Drank.…Alvin!

Wed. 2/21/18 6:15pm Fredericks:

Congested and slow. Snorting skag.

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:15pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

s/MMcLean/McLean/g

Wed. 2/21/18 6:16pm glenn:

3? as if.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:16pm Jenna:

These guys are total creeps

Wed. 2/21/18 6:18pm Montclair Mick:

Welcome Jenna

Wed. 2/21/18 6:18pm Rich from Bay Ridge:

Sounds like Andy's voice is being processed by a voice modulator

Wed. 2/21/18 6:18pm Nick the Bard:

(201) 536-9368 if you need the number for the show (if you're all calling downstairs....)

Wed. 2/21/18 6:18pm yippie:

murakami why do you write G-d isn't your name Japanese?

Wed. 2/21/18 6:19pm Montclair Mick:

Everyone knows you can’t be Japanese and use hyphens.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:19pm queems:

people might be getting a payout tonight

Wed. 2/21/18 6:20pm Sebastian:

well, this started out promising, but queems might be right, they could get shut out tonight

Wed. 2/21/18 6:21pm dale:

i'll bet andy has a dog-eared copy of 'our bodies our selves.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:22pm Pennsyltucky:

Really no ring is JC?

Wed. 2/21/18 6:23pm Pennsyltucky:

#MeToo

Wed. 2/21/18 6:23pm dale:

where is the comedy in an environment of equality?

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:25pm ultradamno:

And John Barron. He has a thing about the name Barron.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:25pm Montclair Mick:

http://www.med.upenn.edu/endowedprofessorships/isaac-ott-professorship-of-physiology.html

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:25pm chris:

when everyone has equity, we can make fun of everyone again, dale. its a win, win!

Wed. 2/21/18 6:25pm Pennsyltucky:

Do u seriously have not a single caller with a mansplain question ?

Wed. 2/21/18 6:26pm queems:

i don't know what to ask

Wed. 2/21/18 6:26pm Pennsyltucky:

Y don’t u mansplain y we don’t care about the planning details of a wedding

Wed. 2/21/18 6:27pm queems:

yeah that was pretty insulting

Wed. 2/21/18 6:27pm Montclair Mick:

I like that chris and dale are both gender-fluid names.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:27pm Pennsyltucky:

My fiancé is here and u guys can get me out of the doghouse if u mansplain that

Wed. 2/21/18 6:27pm flashbazbo:

Fred p. Ott was the first person ever filmed. By Edison sneezing.

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:27pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Mansplain how bitcoins work.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:28pm Pennsyltucky:

U just HODL

Wed. 2/21/18 6:29pm yippie:

somebody mansplain almighty opp

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:30pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

「Haifun」-wa boku ga tsukai yasui des'.

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:30pm melinda:

They can mansplain to each other.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:30pm yippie:

do a lot of people in japan write G-d as a name of god?

Wed. 2/21/18 6:31pm Listener Robert:

No, Mick, it's Isaac OUGHT, as in how an assistant ought to be.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:33pm yippie:

i guess haifun is the fuñ way of spelling hyphen

Wed. 2/21/18 6:33pm Listener Robert:

Edison sneezed, accidentally causing Fred Ott to be filmed??

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:33pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

ultradamno;
'King' would be too obvious—and maybe he was exposed early to the tradition of the Bad Baronet, stiffing creditors, impregnating servants, evicting the helpless, starving employees….

Wed. 2/21/18 6:34pm TehBadDr:

Need more women calling in for some Andy 'splainin'!

Wed. 2/21/18 6:34pm yippie:

i was down in the hen house on my knees
i thought i heard a chicken sneeze

Wed. 2/21/18 6:34pm Pennsyltucky:

I pulled out at 8.6K, bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme

Wed. 2/21/18 6:35pm Detroit monster:

The bit coins come from the original Mario Brothers

Wed. 2/21/18 6:35pm Rukasy:

That's Ethereum that you are describing Andy, not Bitcoin!

Wed. 2/21/18 6:36pm quest:

I think you guys are kind of failing at mansplaining but it's kinda cute. I feel like mansplaining is when a man starts off saying something like "What you have to remember..." or "You have to understand that..." about something that I totally know about and have experience with and I wasn't even asking a question in the first place anyway.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:36pm queems:

@quest EXACTLY

Wed. 2/21/18 6:36pm TehBadDr:

Deep dark web reminds me of some of my former ladies' bits!

Wed. 2/21/18 6:37pm dale:

bit coins are the new chocolate coins we enjoyed as kids.

online porn is the new wax lips.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:37pm TehBadDr:

Gelt!

Wed. 2/21/18 6:37pm Nick the Bard:

thaT'S IT, we nee the blinding red light up stairs now >_<

Wed. 2/21/18 6:38pm dale:

the smell of paco raban is what he's trying to obliterate.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:39pm Detroit monster:

Andy sounds like the stoner in Mary Poppins

Wed. 2/21/18 6:41pm wakka wakka:

Ken! How come Dave Hills show got deleted from the archives this week but Kim and Emily get to talk to a dominatrix??

Wed. 2/21/18 6:41pm TehBadDr:

Andy should be getting soaked for this show! Payout!

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:41pm melinda:

I thought they were going to do a vampire puppet show.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:42pm Detroit monster:

Music shows will make more

Wed. 2/21/18 6:42pm queems:

maybe the puppet is the dominatrix

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:42pm ultradamno:

Next week for puppets evidently

Wed. 2/21/18 6:43pm queems:

there is no such thing as femsplaining

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:43pm melinda:

Dominatrix will be interesting.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:44pm dale:

emily will giggle a lot in the upcoming show. i'll bet a nickle.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:44pm wakka wakka:

Femsplaining could go on forever and men still would have questions

Wed. 2/21/18 6:44pm yippie:

because even though tarzan's name is Johnny Weissmuller hes not jewish

Wed. 2/21/18 6:46pm Y:

why do men like to snort their nose and spit it makes me gag all the time BLOW YOUR NOSE OMG

Wed. 2/21/18 6:47pm dale:

women have circuitous logic - men go straight from a to b.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:47pm Sebastian:

hey, Andy just got real

Wed. 2/21/18 6:47pm Sebastian:

I like the occasional real Andy

Wed. 2/21/18 6:48pm PMD:

I think an entire show should be done in double or triple negatives.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:48pm flashbazbo:

Johnny Weissmuller was an aryan. Not that there's any thug wrong with that

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:49pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Tarzan discovered a mirror in the ruins of his parents' expedition, saw the facial hair, and with the instincts of a true Aryan knew that this was too ape-like, and with his knife painfully and bloodily scraped away the beard.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:49pm flashbazbo:

What's the word when autocorrect makes poetry?

Wed. 2/21/18 6:49pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Does Andy’s furious masturbation count as cheating???

Wed. 2/21/18 6:50pm queems:

HA

Wed. 2/21/18 6:50pm Listener Robert:

Flashbazbo, I was hoping to learn that Buster Crabbe was Jewish, but not per Wikipedia. But then, at one time I thought Gene Autry was.

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:53pm melinda:

Good one, Ken.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:54pm dale:

axe is designed to make a woman menstruate.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:54pm dale:

this woman is also his high school teacher.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:54pm queems:

yeah she didn't sound 16

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:54pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Possibly fake news, but it is documented here: www.theburningtruth.us... "8 kids hospitalized from Axe Body Spray"

Wed. 2/21/18 6:55pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Has Andy ever satisfied a woman???

Wed. 2/21/18 6:55pm dale:

aaa, aa, c and d. what is a b-size? does ken mean b cup?

Wed. 2/21/18 6:55pm Gooberz.jpg:

B batteries are for Big Boys only

Wed. 2/21/18 6:56pm queems:

HA

Wed. 2/21/18 6:57pm dale:

i think bo derek was tarzan's beard in that one movie.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:57pm Nick the Bard:

While you typically won’t see either A or B batteries on American store shelves, they’re still out there in the wild. A batteries were used in early-model laptop battery packs and some hobby battery packs. B batteries are still sometimes used in Europe for lanterns and bicycle lamps. According to Energizer, though, their popularity is dwindling there, too, and they might be completely discontinued.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:57pm Sebastian:

wow, Ken just mansplained femsplaining!

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Someone gifted my dear mother a clock that requires a size N battery.

Wed. 2/21/18 6:59pm Sebastian:

thanks, guys!

Wed. 2/21/18 7:00pm Nick the Bard:

Size N batteries are like, mostly for cameras, but they also seem like they're a popular size for Japanese toys for some reason

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 7:00pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

I have an old multimeter that needs a 'B' cell.

🎃 Wed. 2/21/18 7:01pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Yeah, not common like AAA & AA, for example, but you can find size N batteries out there.

Wed. 2/21/18 7:02pm dale:

i picked up plastic adapters that let you put aa batteries in a c and d shell so you can just use eneloop rechargeables in EVERYTHING. they might make adapters for other sizes.

Wed. 2/21/18 7:22pm wakka wakka:

What a wise woman! So much insight

Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from February 21, 2018

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