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Options February 21, 2018: Mansplaining

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Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:01pm Sebastian:

well, this should be good, evening everybody
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:02pm queems:

i'm looking forward to this
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:02pm Sebastian:

is andy under water?
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:02pm Rai:

Andy's voice sounds really deep, like it's running through a voice modulator.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:03pm queems:

agreed
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:03pm Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

whats wrong with andys voice?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:03pm Dave in Vermont:

I think he woke up from a nap
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:03pm common:

weird
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:04pm Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

I think his balls dropped
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:04pm ultradamno:

Protecting his anonymity
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:04pm Fredericks:

Feeling hungry, now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:05pm Sebastian:

maybe Andy is finally growing up and just hit puberty?
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:05pm Elvis Causticfellow:

Andy sounds like a mopey old bear.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:06pm Sebastian:

whoa, one and a half kitchen renovations?!
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:07pm dale:

does he sound like a mopey old bear? who buggers ken?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:08pm Lizardner Dave:

Andy is getting Felderized.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:08pm queems:

he sounds like his batteries are dying
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:08pm wakka wakka:

Happy belated birthday Ken!
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:09pm dale:

'....only women with nice derierre's should call in.'
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:09pm melinda:

@queems yes
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:10pm queems:

i kind of want to call
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:10pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

'Five' children? Andy's forgot his by-blow, Neville, again….
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:11pm dale:

'...ladies with nice bazooms should call in the second half of the show.'
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:11pm Dean:

OED on the topic at hand: "Of a man: to explain (something) needlessly, overbearingly, or condescendingly, esp. (typically when addressing a woman) in a manner thought to reveal a patronizing or chauvinistic attitude."

First occurrence identified from 2008.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:11pm queems:

this is like listening to teddy ruxpin that was left on too long
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:12pm dale:

the bikini girls follow up.
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:13pm dale:

MAN created the dominatrix. they owe us a free spank!!
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:13pm Montclair Mick:

Andy seemed ready to talk about dominatrixes
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:14pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Andy, please mansplain why a loving G-d would allow Don MMcLean's version of "Since I Don't Have You" to exist.

Andy sounds like that due to Purple Drank.…Alvin!
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:15pm Fredericks:

Congested and slow. Snorting skag.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:15pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

s/MMcLean/McLean/g
Avatar Wed. 2/21/18 6:16pm glenn:

3? as if.
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:16pm Jenna:

These guys are total creeps
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:18pm Montclair Mick:

Welcome Jenna
Avatar Wed. 2/21/18 6:18pm Rich from Bay Ridge:

Sounds like Andy's voice is being processed by a voice modulator
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:18pm Nick the Bard:

(201) 536-9368 if you need the number for the show (if you're all calling downstairs....)
  Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:18pm yippie:

murakami why do you write G-d isn't your name Japanese?
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:19pm Montclair Mick:

Everyone knows you can’t be Japanese and use hyphens.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:19pm queems:

people might be getting a payout tonight
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:20pm Sebastian:

well, this started out promising, but queems might be right, they could get shut out tonight
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:21pm dale:

i'll bet andy has a dog-eared copy of 'our bodies our selves.
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:22pm Pennsyltucky:

Really no ring is JC?
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:23pm Pennsyltucky:

#MeToo
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:23pm dale:

where is the comedy in an environment of equality?
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:25pm ultradamno:

And John Barron. He has a thing about the name Barron.
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:25pm Montclair Mick:

http://www.med.upenn.edu/endowedprofessorships/isaac-ott-professorship-of-physiology.html
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:25pm chris:

when everyone has equity, we can make fun of everyone again, dale. its a win, win!
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:25pm Pennsyltucky:

Do u seriously have not a single caller with a mansplain question ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:26pm queems:

i don't know what to ask
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:26pm Pennsyltucky:

Y don’t u mansplain y we don’t care about the planning details of a wedding
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:27pm queems:

yeah that was pretty insulting
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:27pm Montclair Mick:

I like that chris and dale are both gender-fluid names.
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:27pm Pennsyltucky:

My fiancé is here and u guys can get me out of the doghouse if u mansplain that
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:27pm flashbazbo:

Fred p. Ott was the first person ever filmed. By Edison sneezing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:27pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Mansplain how bitcoins work.
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:28pm Pennsyltucky:

U just HODL
  Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:29pm yippie:

somebody mansplain almighty opp
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:30pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

「Haifun」-wa boku ga tsukai yasui des'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:30pm melinda:

They can mansplain to each other.
  Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:30pm yippie:

do a lot of people in japan write G-d as a name of god?
  ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:31pm Listener Robert:

No, Mick, it's Isaac OUGHT, as in how an assistant ought to be.
  Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:33pm yippie:

i guess haifun is the fuñ way of spelling hyphen
  ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:33pm Listener Robert:

Edison sneezed, accidentally causing Fred Ott to be filmed??
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:33pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

ultradamno;
'King' would be too obvious—and maybe he was exposed early to the tradition of the Bad Baronet, stiffing creditors, impregnating servants, evicting the helpless, starving employees….
Avatar Wed. 2/21/18 6:34pm TehBadDr:

Need more women calling in for some Andy 'splainin'!
  Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:34pm yippie:

i was down in the hen house on my knees
i thought i heard a chicken sneeze
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:34pm Pennsyltucky:

I pulled out at 8.6K, bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:35pm Detroit monster:

The bit coins come from the original Mario Brothers
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:35pm Rukasy:

That's Ethereum that you are describing Andy, not Bitcoin!
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:36pm quest:

I think you guys are kind of failing at mansplaining but it's kinda cute. I feel like mansplaining is when a man starts off saying something like "What you have to remember..." or "You have to understand that..." about something that I totally know about and have experience with and I wasn't even asking a question in the first place anyway.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:36pm queems:

@quest EXACTLY
Avatar Wed. 2/21/18 6:36pm TehBadDr:

Deep dark web reminds me of some of my former ladies' bits!
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:37pm dale:

bit coins are the new chocolate coins we enjoyed as kids.

online porn is the new wax lips.
Avatar Wed. 2/21/18 6:37pm TehBadDr:

Gelt!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:37pm Nick the Bard:

thaT'S IT, we nee the blinding red light up stairs now >_<
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:38pm dale:

the smell of paco raban is what he's trying to obliterate.
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:39pm Detroit monster:

Andy sounds like the stoner in Mary Poppins
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:41pm wakka wakka:

Ken! How come Dave Hills show got deleted from the archives this week but Kim and Emily get to talk to a dominatrix??
Avatar Wed. 2/21/18 6:41pm TehBadDr:

Andy should be getting soaked for this show! Payout!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:41pm melinda:

I thought they were going to do a vampire puppet show.
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:42pm Detroit monster:

Music shows will make more
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:42pm queems:

maybe the puppet is the dominatrix
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:42pm ultradamno:

Next week for puppets evidently
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:43pm queems:

there is no such thing as femsplaining
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:43pm melinda:

Dominatrix will be interesting.
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:44pm dale:

emily will giggle a lot in the upcoming show. i'll bet a nickle.
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:44pm wakka wakka:

Femsplaining could go on forever and men still would have questions
  Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:44pm yippie:

because even though tarzan's name is Johnny Weissmuller hes not jewish
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:46pm Y:

why do men like to snort their nose and spit it makes me gag all the time BLOW YOUR NOSE OMG
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:47pm dale:

women have circuitous logic - men go straight from a to b.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:47pm Sebastian:

hey, Andy just got real
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:47pm Sebastian:

I like the occasional real Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:48pm PMD:

I think an entire show should be done in double or triple negatives.
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:48pm flashbazbo:

Johnny Weissmuller was an aryan. Not that there's any thug wrong with that
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:49pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Tarzan discovered a mirror in the ruins of his parents' expedition, saw the facial hair, and with the instincts of a true Aryan knew that this was too ape-like, and with his knife painfully and bloodily scraped away the beard.
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:49pm flashbazbo:

What's the word when autocorrect makes poetry?
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:49pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Does Andy’s furious masturbation count as cheating???
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:50pm queems:

HA
  ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:50pm Listener Robert:

Flashbazbo, I was hoping to learn that Buster Crabbe was Jewish, but not per Wikipedia. But then, at one time I thought Gene Autry was.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:53pm melinda:

Good one, Ken.
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:54pm dale:

axe is designed to make a woman menstruate.
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:54pm dale:

this woman is also his high school teacher.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:54pm queems:

yeah she didn't sound 16
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:54pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Possibly fake news, but it is documented here: www.theburningtruth.us... "8 kids hospitalized from Axe Body Spray"
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:55pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Has Andy ever satisfied a woman???
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:55pm dale:

aaa, aa, c and d. what is a b-size? does ken mean b cup?
  Wed. 2/21/18 6:55pm Gooberz.jpg:

B batteries are for Big Boys only
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:56pm queems:

HA
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:57pm dale:

i think bo derek was tarzan's beard in that one movie.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:57pm Nick the Bard:

While you typically won’t see either A or B batteries on American store shelves, they’re still out there in the wild. A batteries were used in early-model laptop battery packs and some hobby battery packs. B batteries are still sometimes used in Europe for lanterns and bicycle lamps. According to Energizer, though, their popularity is dwindling there, too, and they might be completely discontinued.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:57pm Sebastian:

wow, Ken just mansplained femsplaining!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Someone gifted my dear mother a clock that requires a size N battery.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 6:59pm Sebastian:

thanks, guys!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 7:00pm Nick the Bard:

Size N batteries are like, mostly for cameras, but they also seem like they're a popular size for Japanese toys for some reason
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 7:00pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

I have an old multimeter that needs a 'B' cell.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 7:01pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Yeah, not common like AAA & AA, for example, but you can find size N batteries out there.
Avatar ♥ Wed. 2/21/18 7:02pm dale:

i picked up plastic adapters that let you put aa batteries in a c and d shell so you can just use eneloop rechargeables in EVERYTHING. they might make adapters for other sizes.
  Wed. 2/21/18 7:22pm wakka wakka:

What a wise woman! So much insight
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