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Options January 24, 2018: Ken and Andy surf THE DARK WEB!

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Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:01pm Lizardner Dave:

From the sublime to the ridiculous. Here we go.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:02pm chris:

hey, who Tor my onion?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:03pm queems:

oh boy
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:04pm Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

just downloaded Tor...im ready
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:04pm Bell Boy:

TELEGRAM FOR MR. BRECKMAN......GO TO HELL...Stop.
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:05pm Sean d:

might switch to garbage time on archives...kidding
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:06pm dale:

hopefully the theme is cribbed from heavy metal takin' a ride.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:06pm Lizardner Dave:

Somebody leaked footage of Andy's show. www.youtube.com...
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:06pm Dean:

Don't tell us. Felder wrote the theme song.
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:07pm Dean:

Geez, a three-fer!
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:08pm yippie:

i clicked thumbs on good cop on netflix
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:08pm melinda:

This is going to be fun.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:08pm cklequ:

Is this the episode where Andy buys me acid?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:08pm Webhamster Henry:

The theme of "The Good Cop" copped from the theme of "The Good Guys" (Bob Denver, Herb Edelman)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:08pm queems:

i'm hoping to learn a lot about the dark web tonight but i think my hopes might be set too high
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:09pm Mandy:

does the home page to the Dark Web use the icons from 90s AOL
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:09pm Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

Let's get Andy to buy Acid
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:10pm Dean:

How much is a Grecian urn?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:10pm dale:

can't you just get hookers on craigslist?
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 6:11pm glenn:

30,000 drachmas, give or take.
     Wed. 1/24/18 6:11pm Listener Robert:

I dunno, Dean, how much is ode?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:11pm queems:

what a deal
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:11pm Dean:

My Dark Web for Dummies is a little dog-eared and out of date, but you can have it.
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:11pm Mandy:

can you buy oregano on the dark web?
Avatar    Wed. 1/24/18 6:12pm βrian:

What's the URL for the dark web?
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:12pm Dean:

No, but you can buy fishnet stockings in Oregon.
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 6:12pm glenn:

dark me up, fellas.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:12pm cklequ:

You don't want dark web oregano. That shit is stale as hell.
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:13pm SeanG:

andy is the dark web
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:13pm queems:

i miss aol chats
Avatar    Wed. 1/24/18 6:14pm βrian:

"Kin?" Who's Kin?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:14pm dale:

andy could be a drug cartel kingpin and hiding behind the facade of jewish self-pleasuring comic.
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:15pm hamburger:

'Hi all!' :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:15pm WFMU listener WADE:

honestly...is there any reason to fear the dark web? Are there friendly things available on the dark web? Unicorns?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:16pm Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

This is gold!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:16pm queems:

HAHA
Avatar    Wed. 1/24/18 6:17pm βrian:

And skip the triple espresso, for sure!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:17pm dale:

on the dark web you don't have to say 'arse'
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:17pm Dean:

Paging Lauren Bacall!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:18pm wizard frog:

Yea I'm sure them sniffer dogs really find it difficult to detect something out amongst a large group of people ;)
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:19pm Dean:

Dar Kweb
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:19pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Start off with something simple, like buying some office chairs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:20pm WFMU listener WADE:

can you get nuclear materials? a Bazooka?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:20pm dale:

how do you find sorority squirt queen? is that dot gov?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:20pm WFMU listener WADE:

Smurfs? Like real ones...
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:21pm Dean:

Great deals on light bulbs on the dark web.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:21pm queems:

i want brand name dark web
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:21pm Smokestack:

Hope you've been saving up your bitcoin
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:22pm dale:

is the dark web like going into the enterprise holideck and hanging out in 1930s chicago?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:22pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Bark Webb - my next dog's name.
Avatar    Wed. 1/24/18 6:22pm elkeno:

do you guys still have the (fraction of a ) bitcoin you bught when you had felix salmon on?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:22pm Rand al'Thor:

Conspiracy theories on the dank web
Avatar    Wed. 1/24/18 6:22pm βrian:

Can you find Jack Webb on the dark web?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:22pm Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

oh Andy please push Ken to buy something...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:23pm dale:

i wanna hear andy say 'i'm a'scared kenny....'
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:23pm Dean:

*Everything* is on the open web, except for that one Grateful Dead show somebody forgot to tape.
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:23pm Lixiviated Life:

Maybe the dark web could tell you how this could be less boring.
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:23pm J:

"The Alabama Fentanyls" would be a fantastic name for a college football team...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:24pm Rand al'Thor:

A Tor Guide. Ha.
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:24pm Dean:

A lot of lost keys and misplaced smartphones. Some shoelaces. Old TV dinner trays...
     Wed. 1/24/18 6:25pm Listener Robert:

Try this one: 209.94.102.35
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:25pm dale:

netzero was basically the wild west
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:25pm Rand al'Thor:

If only they could get in contact with Mutahar of SomeOrdinaryGamers for this topic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:26pm dale:

i hope you guys have tape over the camera on ken's laptop
Avatar    Wed. 1/24/18 6:27pm βrian:

Search for "Femme Nikita"
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:27pm ButtWeenies:

Person eraser
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:27pm queems:

score one for craigslist
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:28pm dale:

see if don macclean is on the dark web
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:28pm Ken From Hyde Park:

How many hits do you find when you search "rhino horn powder"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:28pm Fredericks:

That's a good book, Ken!
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:29pm Lixiviated Life:

Listen. You’re in Jersey City. If you want to buy drugs you’re literally only 1/2 mile away for the market.
Seriously.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:29pm dale:

4 out of 5 star review for dream market!

www.deepdotweb.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:31pm cklequ:

Can I soak Andy in counterfeit money this year?
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:31pm JakeGould:

“This vendor is a good trusted and reliable vendor however to I recieved the wrong product 7g of speed /base instead of 7g of coke I’m not saying it was on purpose but I can’t get a reply from them now and I’m Stuck with a bag of useless crap I paid 350quid for.”

BUMMER!!! *frowny face*
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:32pm dale:

make sure to get a fake CDL so andy can drive a semi full of porn (or bombs) to wherever he ends up at in the witness protection program
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:34pm dale:

with a passport you can cross the peace bridge from buffalo to canada to get chinese food.
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:35pm giraffe-o:

Andy and Ken are part of the DEEPSTATE. #tinfoilhat
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:35pm wizard frog:

Let's get a fake passport for Andy BreckMAN
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 6:35pm glenn:

buffalo doesn't have chinese?
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:35pm giraffe-o:

Detroit is the only city in the US where you travel SOUTH to cross the Canadian border
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:36pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Call the new number at 201-209-9368!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:36pm dale:

HE SAID A-SCARED!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:37pm Smokestack:

The darkweb really needs some web designers
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:39pm giraffe-o:

Andy thinks the 'dark web' means checking out web sites on Chrome, wearing a blindfold
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:39pm Nick the Bard:

Call in sober please, damn....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:41pm dale:

ooh, mark smith of the fall died.....
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:41pm Dean:

Are snuff films based on that Barney Google cartoon? Is Barney Google like really wealthy, because of, well, Google?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:45pm dale:

dean, i have a huge antique thermometer from ac spark plugs with spark plug the horse on it.
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:47pm Dean:

I'm sure I've seen one of those, dale. Spark Plug the Horse reminds me of a band name, Public Foot the Roman.
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:48pm Dean:

So Tony Robbins has a dark web gig?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:49pm cklequ:

Did he just say "farting through silk"?
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:49pm yippie:

barney google with his goo goo googly eyes,
barney google had a wife 3 times his size,
she sued barney for divorce,
now hes living with his horse,
hes barney google with his goo goo googly eyes
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:52pm dale:

i didn't know barney was a divorcee!
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:53pm yippie:

hes barney google with his goo goo googly eyes
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:55pm big stinky:

RIP Mark E Smith
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:56pm dale:

andy - do you really wanna pay for another bat mitzvah?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:57pm Ken From Hyde Park:

How much for a gram of anthrax spores?
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 6:57pm glenn:

stick with me, baby, and you'll be farting through silk. - robert mitchum.
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:57pm Geronimo:

Great show
     Wed. 1/24/18 6:58pm Listener Robert:

For Permanent Twister!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 6:59pm dale:

crazy eddie is probably on the dark web. despite being dead.
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:59pm yippie:

gorilla glue is a hip strain of ganja
  Wed. 1/24/18 6:59pm khd:

gorilla glue is a strain - smells a little like... gorilla glue
  Wed. 1/24/18 7:00pm Dean:

Mine's Debby Harry's and George Sand's.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 7:00pm cklequ:

Us hipsters stick to the square ganja strains.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 7:01pm melinda:

Thanks for taking us along for the dark web expedition.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 7:02pm dale:

good show! the insurance policy will not pay out this week
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