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Playlist for 06 December 2017 Options | Today's Programme

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OCS  The Remote Viewer   Options Memory Of A Cut Off Head 
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Alvarius B  Trains   Options With a Beaker on the Burner and an Otter in the Oven 
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Courtney Barnett & Kurt Vile  Over Everything   Options Lotta Sea Lice 
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OCS  Neighbor to None   Options Memory of a Cut Off head 
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Wing  Vision of Love   Options Everybody Sings Carols with Wing 
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Ol Pal Irwin  Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town   Options  
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Eyvind Kang  10:10   Options The Story Of Iceland 
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David Bowskimittenstrasse  Helden   Options Ich Bin Ein Vogel (Remastered) 
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Wing  Ave Maria   Options Yo Wing! How You Like Me Now? 
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Jingle Cats  Ave Maria   Options The Only Cats Who Matter 
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Rockabye Baby 
Hotel California   Options       0:56:09 (MP3 | )
Greg Baumont  Trucker Wedding Horn Parade   Options  
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Helical Snowfall  Woolen Waves   Options Motor Beach    *   1:09:38 (MP3 | )
T Rex  20th Century Boy   Options  
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Lorette Velvette  Boys Keep Swinging   Options Lost Part of Me 
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Hookworms  Negative Space   Options  
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Brix and the Extricated  Hollywood   Options Part 2 
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Rockabye Baby  Hotel California   Options       1:30:33 (MP3 | )
Malka Spigel  Strumgliding   Options Gliding 
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Die Fabulosen TheKenSchlampen  Ja Herr, ich kann Boogie   Options  
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Wild Man Fischer  Circle   Options  
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Stanky and His Pennsylvania Coal Miners  Who Likes Pierogi?   Options  
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Elakelaiset  Wooly Bully   Options  
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Music behind DJ:
Rockabye Baby 
Hotel California   Options       1:59:07 (MP3 | )
Eläkeläiset  Tajuton Humppa (Making Plans for Nigel)   Options  
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DNA  Helen Forsdale   Options  
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The King  Love Will Tear Us Apart   Options  
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Blondie vs Mr Trick   Goodboys (Ultrablonde Stooge Remix)   Options  
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Qulfus  Three Times Twice Times Three Times a Lady   Options Mood Shirt ('70s Do-Over): Busy Doing Nothing with Charlie 2017 Marathon Premium 
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Skylark  Wildflower   Options  
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Funkadelic  Maggot Brain   Options Live in Michigan 
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Marsha Hunt  Southern Man   Options  
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Camilo Sesto  Damned for All Time   Options Jesus Christo Superstar 
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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 6:14am -Ken:

Morning Friends!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 6:15am geo in jc:

Hi Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 6:24am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Good morning. Back asleep soon. Ken, any ideas for a set to play after next week's Roy Moore punchline to this sick joke of a year?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 6:29am (Murakami Whywolf))):

'Oh no, RoboKrampus has come to steal the elves' weed! Putin doesn't care because he's already taken HIS hit.'
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 6:43am -Ken:

Hi George, Hi Murakami - I have a whole week to figure it out Murakami.. thanks for pointing that out! I got one in mind already...
  Wed. 12/6/17 7:27am fΘfΦ (:

Hello, Ken, people!

People and Ken, animated GIFs went out of fashion this year! What is HOT now is animated GIFS... with AUDIO!

Listen to these fine examples:
https://t.co/mcT22Lzfkp

http://imgur.com/eGUvrVz
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 8:07am AnAnonymousParty:

Took off jacket, sat down with glass of ice and diet coke, signed in and waiting for something to happen. Good Morning y'all. Should I check my email inbox or just dive into some work, get involved and space off email for a few hours?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 8:16am cory:

haha, I am here
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 8:22am Ken From Hyde Park:

Looking forward to Eagles Hour® today. Is that in the second or third hour of the program?
  Wed. 12/6/17 8:31am fΘfΦ (:

Ken From HP,

I believe it would be the third hour just after the Barenaked Ladies hour.

Wait..I don't remember if Barenaked Ladies is good or not. Cory? What is your say in the matter. Wait..Am I asking the right person?

I am so confused this morning!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 8:36am cory:

barenaked ladies is not "good" but their cover of phil collins' in the air tonight is
  Wed. 12/6/17 8:44am fΘfΦ (:

AnAnonymousParty,

Let's start by sorting out the inbox issue. Open it. Select all emails. Flagged all emails all as Spam. Done. You won't have to worry again about checking your inbox!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 8:46am -Ken:

Hi everybody! Yes, an amazing Get for the show this morning - thank you to Joe Belock for helping me land an interview with the one and only DON FELDER this morning at 11!!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 8:56am Wild Neil:

PEACE all.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 8:58am Wild Neil:

The bong smoking hot elf chick is awesome!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 8:58am Sebastian:

hello everybody
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 8:59am Sebastian:

is that volcano gif from that Werner Herzog movie? The one with the volcanos, you know..
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:00am bnowb:

Ty clay!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:01am AnAnonymousParty:

@fΘfΦ (:: Per your suggestion, my productivity has already increased. Thanks!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:03am βrian:

Volcanos freak me out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:03am steveo:

hi ken; i woke up with the bruce version of blinded by the light stuck in my head so, uh, can you play the song with funky breaks?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:04am steveo:

also I'm sorry for what I said about felder's net worth yesterday, that came off as meaner than I meant; so exciting that he'll be here with us today
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:05am Aaron Working In Newark:

LMAO Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:06am dale:

hope you're gonna break out some krampus music to get the season rolling.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:07am Guido from Cologne:

Hello Ken!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:07am Wild Neil:

Hookworms? Wooden Ships? Velvet Crush? Dirty Beaches?
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:08am Papayo:

alvarius b, a part of sun city girls. Nice musician!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:09am steveo:

nice? seems kinda like an grump to me - but I like his music
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:09am queems:

i know i'm in the minority here but i can't stand these two together
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:10am MD:

I need some codeine!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:10am dale:

queems - i hate it too. irwin hates it as well so we are an invincible triumvirate!!
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:11am Bad bob:

This song sucks
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:11am MD:

Oh Sorry that was Mean...Good Morning All!!!
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:12am James W:

Morning Mr Head Kahuna, Had a most wonderful if brief conversation with a Rivi Friedman this week. Says she knows you, recognized my shirt. "Hey! That's my cousin's station.
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:12am queems:

@dale it's like their mouths are a half second behind everything else
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:12am fΘfΦ (:

I'm pretty sure Ken is talking about Don Felder, the Director of Motor Carrier Operations at ‎A.R.C. Transit, Inc. because this is the right Felder most people here want to hear about, right? RIGHT?!?!!
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 9:13am Roberto:

Oof. Have you seen what a lotta sea lice can do to people's feet?
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:14am Wild Neil:

Lord Birthday is a genius.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:14am Papayo:

i remember me a pastels song
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:16am Sebastian:

I swear, I first read "nazi pizza" in the how-it-feels-picture and was not as perplexed as I should have been
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:17am steveo:

reminds me of that zeppelin song "whole lotta sea lice"
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:17am Wild Neil:

Everybody loves Pizza and everybody hates Nazis so its kind of a paradox.
Sea lice are truly gross parasites.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:18am Papayo:

hotel california lullaby
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:18am Sebastian:

Don Felder is such a genius
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:18am Ken From Hyde Park:

It begins ... .
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:18am steveo:

some dance to forget
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:19am queems:

LOLOLOL
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:20am dale:

don macclean HAS to be on the calendar.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:22am Sebastian:

will there be a James Taylor interview? I sure hope so!
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:22am medson:

I thought Matt Warwick was getting Felder in studio
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:22am Andrew Waterloo:

I'm starting to crave hot dogs, for some reason.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:23am crateslinger:

I hate them too. I shut off Clay this morning when he put it on, then I get to work and turn it on and there they are again. Gonna be a shitty day.
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 9:23am Roberto:

WIIIIINGGGG!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:23am NotARealDoctor:

OH GOD YES! I LOVE WING!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:23am MD:

Cool Ken! Our Station Has Grown up...I am so Proud! or has it???
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:23am steveo:

what's that screeching noise? oh it's felder slamming on his brakes! (the funky ones)
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:23am fΘfΦ (:

Phewwww!!!!!!!!

For a moment I thought that was Mariah Carey!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 9:23am Listener John from NJ:

The OCS? Perhaps they've come out finally as a group of closet Slavic language scholars and named themselves for OCS -- the Old Church Slavonic language.
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:24am adrian in mpls:

Wing!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:24am MD:

Hopefully he is not looking at the images on the playlist!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:25am NotARealDoctor:

I never understood why Wing wasn't a bigger pop sensation. She should've been invited to play the Super Bowl half-time show years ago!
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:26am Sam:

Too bad Wing and Shooby Taylor never teamed up.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:26am Sebastian:

waaah, what's happening?!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:26am Wild Neil:

I'm gonna open a machine shop in my garage.
If I was musician I would listen to even more demented stuff.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:27am Sebastian:

goddamn 'puters!
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 9:27am Roberto:

Just put Wing on infinite loop until you've figured this out.
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:27am Brendan:

Felders making a U-turn
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:27am MD:

YES WE HAVE GROWEN UP!!! "gROWED!!!"
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:27am AnAnonymousParty:

Don't you have a stalling tape? I've read that all professional DJs have one.
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:28am Nellie:

That became art in its own right
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:28am Planet Tyler:

Florence Foster Jenkins?
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:28am fΘfΦ (:

IRWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:28am steveo:

just throw in a psa cart!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 9:29am Webhamster Henry:

i was just referencing this classic yesterday.
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:29am medson:

Ken if you ever want to interview my orthodontist Don Feldman I can arrange that.
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:29am Sam:

This is the funniest thing ever
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 9:29am Roberto:

Best Christmas song ever.
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 9:29am G:

GO TO SLEEP
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:29am Santa:

I ain't comin' to YOUR town. Just sayin'.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:29am The Oscar:

Irwin! Also love the Mexican Santa/Satan gif.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:30am Planet Tyler:

And...the gif is of the best christmas movie ever
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:30am yippie:

oh yeah im flyin high on that nice wing mix up... but selling drugs to Juilliard kids is actually a great idea... but sweet song... thekenschlampen time soon
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:31am steveo:

best xmas song ever = true
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:31am McGreivey:

My cats are home alone, and there's a mouse in the house. Can you help them? I did leave the radio on, tuned to WFMU.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:32am -Ken:

Need a ten minute banger to fix my damn laptop
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:32am LCBD:

This is hilarious!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:32am Nick from Indy:

Merry Broken Laptop Everyone!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:33am Sebastian:

Eyving Kang to the rescue
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:33am Nick from Indy:

and Happy Blue Screens of Death!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:33am steveo:

Composed By
Eyvind Kang
Duration
10:12
LOL
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 9:34am Sem Chumbo:

Hiya, SM Ken, and Hump sufferers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:34am Sebastian:

Ken, just call the Geek Squad!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:34am melinda:

hi Ken and all
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:35am yippie:

i thought when he said Juilliard when he really said schoolyard in the santa song
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:35am Okasa:

STOP PLAYIN, BIG JELLY!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:35am steveo:

dude sounds like bowie
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:35am NotARealDoctor:

This would be a terrific stall tape on its own...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:35am -Ken:

OK fixed the computer thanks for your patience everybody. YOU ARE THE BEST (you "rock" ) ALL OF YOU.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:36am Ken From Hyde Park:

Yay, computers! They don't rule us yet!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 9:36am Webhamster Henry:

Lupita! Put that doll back!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:37am melinda:

I like the Lord Birthday GIF.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:37am The Oscar:

This song is a nightmare for my productivity, because I always have to stop what I'm doing and listen.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:38am steveo:

it's a stalling tape AND a legal ID!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:38am The Oscar:

@Henry @Tyler I always lose it when Merlin shows up out of nowhere!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 9:38am Webhamster Henry:

Ken, do you still have an iPod on shuffle over at the transmitter in case of emergencies?
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:39am AnAnonymousParty:

See, I knew it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:39am Planet Tyler:

@Oscar, you dont love the big lips and racism?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:42am steveo:

dude REALLY sounds like bowie
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 9:44am Cecile:

Ich bin ein Vogel!
     Wed. 12/6/17 9:44am Tiago from Portugal:

Boewbbels? Helden?
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:44am The Oscar:

@Tyler And the fact that Santa is some sort of technological space-god in direct competition with the Devil!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 9:45am Cecile:

My favorite phrase next to Das ist nicht mein Blut
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:45am NotARealDoctor:

What the heck?! What kind of language is this?! It was English and now it's not! I don't speak Spanish!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:46am Sebastian:

nymandt gybt unz aine schooonzgää!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 9:46am Cecile:

REALLY?
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:46am fΘfΦ (:

It is a shame he didn't sings the Pathetic Little Fat Man in German.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 9:46am Cecile:

CAN WE TALK SHIT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER EAGLES, THEN?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:47am Sebastian:

@NotARealDoctor Bowie thought it was German
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:47am Planet Tyler:

It's better than his french version!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:48am NotARealDoctor:

I don't know why he thought Germans needed a hero during the cold war! They had a MASSIVE WALL to keep the bad guys out!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:48am Sebastian:

it's hiiiilarious, Zappa's Sofa makes more sense
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:48am steveo:

i heard him say "sheet" which is german for shit; calling fcc.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:49am NotARealDoctor:

It was basically the Hadrian's Wall of Berlin
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:49am fΘfΦ (:

I think he is saying 'Danzig the Felder'.
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:49am Morgan:

every time Ken mentions will shortz, I only hear the tail end of it so I just assume he was caught selling meth to schoolchildren dressed as a nun
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:50am NotARealDoctor:

Oh god yes! MORE WING! MORE! MORE! MORE!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 9:50am Cecile:

Oh, ken, a yodeling gem and a cover for you. Both artists are Austrian weirdos. But in a cuddly way.

Hubert von Goistern
www.youtube.com...

Conchita and Ina Regen
www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:50am Andrew Waterloo:

The wall kept the good guys in. Protected them from all that democracy.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:51am βrian:

@steveo: Reminds me of the Italian Man who went to Malta: www.youtube.com...
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:51am St Joe:

Ish bein der chrome dinette
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 9:51am Cecile:

Why can I love Wing, but can't even sit through a Joanna Newsom song?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:51am NotARealDoctor:

Damn Reagan for ruining it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:52am Sebastian:

second Cecile's call for Hubert von Goisern!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:52am βrian:

Now that's a good gif: Praying to an imaginary friend for a cure for the belief in imaginary friends.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:53am WFMU listener WADE:

at first I thought this was Herve Villechaize (aka Tattoo from Fantasy Island)
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:54am Sam:

Timmy had an irrational fear of mental hospitals. It got so bad they had to have him committed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 9:54am Webhamster Henry:

Hey! can we get a kickstarter together to send Olga Podluzhnaya one of these: www.youtube.com...
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:54am fΘfΦ (:

Greatest exports from New Zealand?

Milk, Wing and, of course, Colin Murdoch (inventor of the disposable syringe).
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 9:54am Cecile:

You would be the first person to play Hubert on WFMU in the Internet era.
Also, the lyrics are great. "The young people get old, the old people die". It's a total anti-nostalgia song.
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:54am bumgar:

Why is the drunk episode of 7 sec delay not archived?
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:55am queems:

jingle cats is my favorite band
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 9:55am Cecile:

fofo, I would add Flight of the Conchords, flying nun and Xpressway, Taika Waititi and Carl Urban.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:55am βrian:

Are you talking about the Imaginot Line?
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 9:55am The Oscar:

It legitimately shocks me that the Jingle Cats album hasn't gotten a vinyl reissue. They'd make a MINT.
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:56am Morgan:

aw I want to hear Nina Hagen singing this
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:56am Andrew Waterloo:

It could be a special edition with a calendar.
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:56am cat:

meoooooow
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 9:57am Roberto:

Are we in Krampus territory now?
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:57am Morgan:

@queems lol
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:57am Sam:

Can you play some Russian cats?
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:57am NotARealDoctor:

Could we also get some Florence Foster Jenkins going? I know WFMU has a recording of her somewhere.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:57am Parq:

Psssh. Silly me. I thought it said "Jungle Cats." I'm sitting here thinking, "Those sure sound like domestic cats to me."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:57am Irene Trudel:

My cat is looking rather bewildered right now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:59am steveo:

can you play the roy conniff singers carol of the bells -- that is the best xmas song everrr
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:59am queems:

@morgan when i was a kid i thought jingle cats were actually singing cats. and then i found out i was correct
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:59am Morgan:

my cat was meeping at Wing
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 9:59am steveo:

*ray
  Wed. 12/6/17 9:59am McGreivey:

bless you
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:00am Sam:

That was Irwin Chusid? I had no idea. Brilliant.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:00am Cecile:

I don't know if you saw this Krampus tidbit, but it combined two of my favorite things - Krampus and Conchita talking about it:

"If they’ve been good, Austrian children wake up on 6 December to find that St Nicholas has left them chocolates and nuts in their shoes. If you’ve been naughty, you won’t get any presents … and you’ll get attacked by Krampus. He’s a devil-type creature with horns, black fur and a belt with big bells, so you can hear him coming. Yes, it’s terrifying.


Kids go crazy for the Krampus tradition and dress up as little monsters – they have beautiful masks, handmade from wood. Our village in Austria puts on a special play in which the creature tells an old beggar to repent his sins; when he refuses, he’s beaten up by lots of Krampuses at once. One year, my parents hired someone in the village to dress up as Krampus for a surprise visit to our home – and they regretted it for ever. I went to the door and this huge creature was standing there. I think I passed out.

We have nice traditions, too..."
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:00am John in Bklyn:

I always associate Ave Maria with funeral masses.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:00am Morgan:

@queems ha ha ha
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:01am Asheville Jon:

Ken, the era is called 'stupidity'
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:01am queems:

i call it fuckin redemption
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:01am MD:

THE COMMANDER AND CHIEF EFFECT...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:02am Planet Tyler:

O Ken, that wasnt funny about Will Shortz! That would be the end of civilization!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:02am Cecile:

I can't even talk about it. It is a complicated and sad thing.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:02am Morgan:

you installed a skeeve buzzer
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:03am medson:

The WFMU H.A.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:03am dale:

i saw mariah at an l.a. restaurant having an early dinner with two gal pals. mariah was on her cell phone the whole time and the giant black bodygaurd ate two tables over alone.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:03am Parq:

Stevo @9:59, that album was as much a part of my childhood Christmas as twinkling lights.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:03am Webhamster Henry:

Those area actually Amazon Dash buttons, hit it and a drone will appear with a box of Tide.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:03am fΘfΦ (:

Mariah Carey's music has sexual harassed me over the years. In some metaphorical way I'm pretty sure.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:03am dale:

....i don't know what he ate - that would have made the story more riveting.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:04am Planet Tyler:

Cant we hear the buzzer now? So we know? Cuz otherwise, we'll just assume it's some hippie noize
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 10:04am BronwynB:

hello ken and everyone. cant wait to use the big red button next time someone hurts my feelings around the volunteer room table
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:04am fΘfΦ (:

John in Bklyn,

Indeed. Ave Maria is the quinteessential song of Death.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:04am Webhamster Henry:

Cueing Stan Freberg's "Elderly Man River"
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:05am Morgan:

its good this is happening
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:05am Cecile:

Mariah is out of her gourd. That doesn't excuse it, but only Lindsay Lohan tops her for people who are ill-equipped for celebrity.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:05am Planet Tyler:

That's just donald trump's theme song
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:05am dale:

it's survival of the fittest. if you don't bully how will you know who is strong (someone to ally with) and who is weak (a puny specimen who should be killed)?
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:05am miles:

very very large red buttons pale mornings and silver shoes
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:05am βrian:

That alarm does not make me feel safe.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:06am Asheville Jon:

welcome back to the age of repression
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:06am βrian:

And I want a trigger warning before any loud noises on WFMU.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:06am steveo:

@parq me too...
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:06am hedgerocks:

was that a goat?
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:07am AnAnonymousParty:

What if I was a victim of asexual harassment?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:07am Sebastian:

that's a joke, right? that alarm sounds just like regular WFMU
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:07am fΘfΦ (:

Ken,

So I guess from now you will also have to conduct HA system alerts to interrupt the shows as well.
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 10:07am BronwynB:

my dad is a trucker, i wonder if his truck is part of this magical parade
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:07am geo in jc:

Ken, If Bob Dylan’s accused of harassment should the DJ play that special DAT tape?
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:08am John in Bklyn:

Is this the alarm when Harvey Weinstein enters WFMU?
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:08am COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

Wow. That was seriously bad taste in humour.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:08am Okasa:

@hedgerocks - If you mean the first gif, that would be Krampus.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:08am fΘfΦ (:

And when I say 'HA system alerts' I really mean to say SH (Sexual Harassment) system alerts
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:10am Sebastian:

man, I can't stand garlicophobes
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:10am NotARealDoctor:

Oh god! What happened?! Who dun what?!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:10am Asheville Jon:

everyone did everything!
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:10am John in Bklyn:

Jeez, that didn't take long? Ken, are you safe?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:10am Sebastian:

may vampires fiest on their flesh
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:11am Morgan:

bronwyn once I was volunteering at FMU when I could not find a job and Andy B called the volunteers a bunch of losers and I wanted to die
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:11am fΘfΦ (:

If Bob Dylan is accused of harassment ...I wonder how long he will take to return the Nobel Prize.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:11am NotARealDoctor:

Ken, please play some Florence Foster Jenkins, she is clearly Wing's inspiration and thus one of my heroes: youtu.be...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:13am Cecile:

I have to agree with you on excessive PC-ism, and I do believe people can handle clumsy slights better than they are, but as a woman, I can't even go there. I'm perfectly capable to telling people to fuck off, and have, but why, if I am in a supposedly civilized society, should I have to? Why should I be called a frigid bitch when someone I don't know starts giving me a back massage and I ask him politely to please stop?
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 10:13am BronwynB:

@morgan: the things andy breckman has said to me! the things! all in jest...i think
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:14am Wild Neil:

@Cecile-touching somebody against their will is technically assault.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:14am Morgan:

I enjoy the alarm
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 10:14am BronwynB:

@NotARealDoctor: YAS MAMA FLORENCE YAAAAAAS
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:14am Planet Tyler:

Sounds like a busy morning at WFMU
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:14am Cecile:

That Helical Snowfall was the best jam I have heard in a long time, though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:15am Planet Tyler:

Dudes, I mentioned Florence ages ago ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:15am Ken From Hyde Park:

Got any Johnny Hallyday on the computer? He was known as the Elvis of France.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:15am βrian:

Damn, you should've tenderized his huevos with a steel-toed boot.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:15am hedgerocks:

the scream in the alarm is definitely a goat!
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:15am fΘfΦ (:

People,

I am a victim of sechsual harrasment. That is, some Germans aggressively pressure me to prnounce the number 'six' in German the right way.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:16am Cecile:

I reported his ass. SF conventions, where it happened, started really stressing consent about 15 years ago. Incidents like this and for other women made that happen.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:16am MD:

ROCK IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:16am Andrew Waterloo:

@Cecile. I wouldn't call unwanted back massage excessive PC-ism. This is excessive PCism nationalpost.com...
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 10:16am BronwynB:

Florence Foster Jenkins is the reason this radio station is in my life. One day in 12th grade while procrastinating my college applications I discovered her wiki page and it went Florence wiki page->outsider music wiki page->irwin's outsider music book->wfmu
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:16am βrian:

I saw a 2nd grade teacher technically assault a crying student by touching his shoulder!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:17am MD:

ROCK IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:17am queems:

it's less funny when you've actually been sexually harassed at work
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:17am NotARealDoctor:

Ken, is everything alright? Is Andy Breckman in the studio?
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 10:17am BronwynB:

so i always thank florence for that, and that movie about her last year was weirdly meaningful as a result
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:17am dale:

play some pedophiliacalistic songs like 'young girl' STATUTORY RAPE SET
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:17am MD:

ROCK IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:18am Asheville Jon:

i have been mentally sexually harrassed by the KF/SSD trainwreck gif!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:18am Passaic River Blues:

@queems: Word.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:18am MD:

there..i said it 3 X'S!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:18am northguineahills:

Cecile (@10:13) is confirmed to be Angela Merkel. ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:18am -Ken:

God damnit. I knew this would happen.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:18am NotARealDoctor:

@BronwynB, that sounds like a lot of my time in College, though I confess I was not aware of WFMU through Wikipedia...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:18am Cecile:

Yes. And this I cannot abide. But people are lumping in real complaints with people who have not been raised to understand conflict, dissent or respectful exhibitions of disagreement.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:18am Morgan:

@queems it is. I joke as a defense mechanism and I know I shouldnt
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:19am NotARealDoctor:

Wait. Stop. THERE WAS A FFJ MOVIE?! AND I MISSED IT?! HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED?!
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:19am queems:

i mean i still laughed but probably not as hard as someone who hasn't been sexually harassed
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:20am Cecile:

Ja, ich bin Chancellor auf Deutschland
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 10:20am BronwynB:

@NotARealDoctor: see it!!! Meryl Streep is amazing as Florence, Hugh Grant is amazing as her husband, and (weirdly) the guy who plays the little jewish bowl cut dude on Big Bang Theory is amazing as Cosme McMoon! it's incredibly sweet
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:20am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Fair enough, but I hope there's an actual policy and mechanism, as
0.) harassment is a real thing that happens, and WFMU is not immune by to its happening there, and
1.) being decent aside, monetary damages are real things too.

Not employing much gives some protection against the latter, but not full, and reputation matters too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:20am dale:

just to be clear - are we taking harrASSment or HARRISment?
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:21am McGreivy:

The cats want to great Johnny Hallyday, too. Mice hate Johnny.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:21am βrian:

HARRISment has to do with tweed jackets.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:21am dale:

i like these hookworms. are these the type you get from eating pork?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:21am Planet Tyler:

@Bronwyn - how was the movie? Wasnt meryl streep in it ?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:22am NotARealDoctor:

I will go visit the Naro Expanded Cinema Video Rental Library after work tonight and support local video rental stores as we all should!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:22am Cecile:

the bowl cut dude has done some great work. I can't wait til that show ends so I can see him and Kumal Nayyar outside the confines of the sitcom.

I don't want to objectify, but Kumar Nayyar outside of that show might be one of the most purely gorgeous people on Earth.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:22am COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

I don’t have a single PC bone in my body and am definitely an unremorseful triggerer but that alarm sketch was a bit off, wasn’t it? Too soon. Maybe I tuned in at the wrong moment?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:22am Planet Tyler:

This Hookworms LP was my Xmas pressie to myself
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:22am dale:

johnny hallyday in a harris tweed 4 button jacket - THAT is golden.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:24am melinda:

The Harrisment pronunciation always sounds like an attempt at sophistication.
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 10:24am BronwynB:

@Planet Tyler: so cute!!! definitely worth a watch

@Cecile: I dislike his Big Bang character enough that when I saw him in Florence Foster Jenkins I was alarmed by how good he was, and then I was like, please let that show end so this guy can do more stuff like this.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:25am Morgan:

seriously though, ive been groped at work. no fine line! I think a lot of guys have been sexually assaulted too, they just walk it off
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:25am βrian:

@melinda: Did you catch my ping re "Fishing with John?" Anyway, thanks for the tip. Loved it.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:26am fΘfΦ (:

COLIN from a place in Canada with a very very long name,

Whoever tunes in into WFMU during a Wednesday, from 9 to 12pm he or she tunes in in the right moment.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:26am Asheville Jon:

cd skips just don't have that same sexy sounds like the 'hey, you have a hot ass' pop of good old vinyl records (or skin tight bdsm outfits)
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:28am COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

Can’t argue with that. But I like to get the ball rolling early here with Clay on Wake at 0300PST.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:28am dale:

guy at agency i was at kept grabbing my ass. i finally had to yell at him in front of people to get him to stop.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:28am geezerette:

"Harrisment" is an American linguistic doily that began, I think, with the Anita Hill or Monica Lewinsky scandal.
(Damn Puritan ghosts!)

Good morning!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:28am Cecile:

Simon Helberg is his name. He played a great bit part in Dr. Horrible. He actually has skills outside of acting - production, karate, music. I think he can have a great career. Well-rounded guy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:29am Andrew Waterloo:

@Morgan, the question is, are men walking it off because that's the best way to deal with it, or are they walking it off because of increased social pressure to not complain.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:29am Cecile:

"American linguistic doily" I love that.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:29am thriftstoreleather:

what a great song!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:30am dale:

we need dr. joyce brothers now more then ever!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:30am Asheville Jon:

we need a good dose of mushrooms is what we need
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:30am yippie:

the church of fun
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:31am fΘfΦ (:

I am loving all this harassment conversation and I'm pretty sure Ken's loving it too!!!

And I am not being sarcastic.
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:31am yippie:

we need to start eating those mushrooms out of each others mouths
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:31am dale:

i've learned to hate the phrase 'brix and the extricated' because i've only heard the one song. but this is fine musicianship.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:31am NotARealDoctor:

I thought Simon Helberg was the guy from the Castlevania series...
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:31am Asheville Jon:

yippie: like the ssd animated gif?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:31am steveo:

can't wait for ken to ask don how the eagles dealt with sexual harrassment while on tour...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:32am dale:

yippie - that's HARRISing....
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:32am (((Murakami Whywolf):

βrian:
A second grade teacher in loco parentis touching the shoulder of a crying student is very likely not assault.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:32am northguineahills:

I've been groped numerous times w/o consent from guys and girls (and two girls went beyond anything remotely acceptable), but as a guy, I was able to make my displeasure verbally and visibally noticeable that they would never attempt to such w/ me again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:32am Cecile:

YES, this.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:33am fletchernyc:

What's with all the worms these days? why its just a lot of worm!!! Hook, Flat Cut?? Even clay loves Pin worms!!! Jeebus!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:34am dale:

guy kept grinding his groinal area into my butt watching the halloween parade. i didn't get his name to sue. i never went to watch the parade again. oh, the 80s.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:35am βrian:

@Murakami: I agree, but said teacher was firmly reprimanded by the administration. That's just too much, to me.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:35am Morgan:

when you’re a boy you can buy underpants right by the store exit
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:35am Cecile:

that song is truth, though.

ngh, it is not acceptable. You know they are trying to get Terry Crews to back off on his claims. He has receipts.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:36am Morgan:

oh no lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:36am Sebastian:

way to go, Morgan
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:36am MD:

THE SWIFT HAND OF JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:37am Asheville Jon:

Ken: www.youtube.com...
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:37am βrian:

No peanut butter!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:37am Sebastian:

a rerun is by default a bad show, right?
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:37am SueAdynamo:

sebastian don't blame the victim!
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:37am Matt Warwick:

Wait. What?!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:37am Asheville Jon:

how about David Gates????
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:37am dale:

speaking of truckers....this is HIlarious. weird paul recording jacked cable on his vhs machine back in the 80s and cb broadcaster cuts in.

www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:38am Sebastian:

I'm not blaming anybody, Morgan just made me rich!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:38am Cecile:

Now, if I were a person going to the local gay bar during on "Tank" night during the shower contest, I would have a different level of acceptable behavior. Or a sex club. But still, there has to be consent.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:38am Cecile:

YES. That deserves an alarm.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:39am rsj:

a pleasure sound alarm from andy would be enough to put everyone in the listening area off their mood
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 10:39am BronwynB:

is that rod serling?
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:39am fΘfΦ (:

$$$$$hhhh.....$ebastian, don't give idea$ to otherli$tener$, let'$ keep it hu$h hu$h and you and me will become REICH!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:40am geezerette:

Thanks Cecile!
Having been harassed in many ways for many years in varying degrees, I've come to believe that most girls and women everywhere in every era share that condition. It's great that we're all empowered to talk about it now but I also think there's a craven and disingenuous media witch hunt on high profile men right now. It occurs to me that this has been a great opportunity to dump very expensive talent for less seasoned & therefore less expensive new hires.
(Wow, shouldn't have had two espressos!)
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:40am Jim:

Ken, you do you, but I wasn't a fan of the alarm bit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:40am Cecile:

is this going to turn into "I'm Not In Love"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:41am melinda:

@Brian is a ping the same as a message? I didn't get one but I remember you commented that you saw the film. Glad you liked it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:41am NotARealDoctor:

@geezerette, wow, I hadn't thought of it that way
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:41am AnAnonymousParty:

"When your disc jockey gets outta da sposed you will hear something that may or may not be music again."
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:42am yippie:

the thekenschlampen arent harassing because they are in german, not in english or spanish
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:42am melinda:

@Asheville Jon David Gates is definitely a hero of soft rock.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:42am βrian:

Yeah, just a shout-out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:43am melinda:

Oh, ok. I guess I missed the first one.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:43am fΘfΦ (:

By the way, I need you, Ken & Andy, please, please, please. Do 769 bad shows in a row to recover my losses from exchanging all my Bitcoin fortune for Seven Second Delay Bad Show Insurance policies.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:43am dale:

JOHNNY HALLYDAY DIED? WTF!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:44am steveo:

man, I gotta watch that eagles doc; from wikipedia: 'Felder recalls Frey telling him during "Best of My Love," "I'm gonna kick your ass when we get off the stage."'
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:44am Wild Neil:

I just got peanuts. Again. I am sick of peanuts!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:44am βrian:

The phrase looping in my head lately: "The Andaman Sea, the Andaman Sea, Oogly Boogly, the Andaman Sea."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:44am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Cecile:
You shouldn't have to, but generally in our society those who love hurting other people have recourse to burglar's logic of the 'They didn't buy an adequate lock, so I'm blameless.' sort, taking forms ranging from a simple 'Toughen up.' to 'If I stab at you, it's not my fault you're not a martial arts master.'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:46am Cecile:

To a point. I'm really glad Danny Masterson and Kevin Spacey lost their jobs, though. And when Katie Couric said 5 YEARS AGO on NATIONAL TV that Matt Lauer's worst habit was pinching her ass all the time, that stunned me. If I were his boss, he would have been fired. Or at least been severely disciplined. Like NFL make your wallet hurt discipline. Or a male managing editor at Broadly was leaking story tips to Milo to take and run with.

And James Toback is the absolute worst. Spy magazine ran an article in 1989 where over 30 people complained and the last sentence was "Parents, keep your children away from James Toback."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:47am -Ken:

The Eagles Doc is amazing. Thanks for the comments from those who find the alarm in bad taste. I have been molested myself, and I have had to fire people for harassment so I reserve the right to joke about it as long as I am not blaming or ridiculing victims, which I am not.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:47am βrian:

Yes, and if you're not a multi-millionaire, it's because you've just been pissing away your money and so don't deserve a tax break.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:47am Cecile:

Murakami, don't I know!
And I can talk a long time about how BS that logic is after being burglarized a few times.
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:47am yippie:

hallelujah
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:47am Cecile:

the KenSlobs!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:47am steveo:

Cecile, hopefully all of this will result in permanent changes to the power structure that has allowed all of this, and not just a passing fad...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:48am steveo:

digging the alternat schlampen trak
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:48am melinda:

Gotta watch the Eagles doc now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:48am Cecile:

Ken, I can dig it.

Ken, I worship the Eagles documentary. I love to hate those bastards.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:49am dale:

i LOVE the alarm. this is the forum for laughing at stuff because if you didn't it would be an unbearable country right now. which it is, but that's beside the point.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:49am Cecile:

And my heart breaks that you went through that, Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:49am northguineahills:

Yoko covers are the best covers.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:50am fΘfΦ (:

Die Fabulosen TheKenSchlampen!!!

Well, actually, don't die TheKenSchlampe!! Live long lives, my girls!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:50am northguineahills:

( I need to get a Yoko duvet)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:50am Cecile:

the Bart the
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:51am Asheville Jon:

WILD MAN FISCHER!
sounds like he is harassing people in their houses by going around them in different shapes
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:51am Bill W:

People who have zero room for laughing about our sex panic need to get a life.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:51am Ken From Hyde Park:

Question for Mr. Felder: What became of Captain Sternn after his run-in with Hannover Fiste in the big courtroom scene? Also, does he feel that Journey deserved a place on the H.M. soundtrack?
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:52am geezerette:

Wild Man Fischer! :D !!!
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:52am fΘfΦ (:

You asked me:

"Wild Man Fischer or Wild Neil"?

And I replied you:

"Wild Neil".
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:52am NotARealDoctor:

This alarm is making the station downright unlistenable. Keep it up and I'll have to increase my monthly pledge amount.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:52am Morgan:

its the goat that really makes it. It resonates
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:52am (((Murakami Whywolf):

βrian:
There's a show NHK do to promote tourism called "Journeys in Japan" that often reminds me of "Fishing with John", sometimes it's still for a minute, and the narrator's voice is similar. I watch it on a local, public, station, but I believe that there are at least some episodes available on-line.

(I heard of "Fishing with John" on an early episode of "Only a Game".)
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:53am Ghost of Queen Victoria:

We are not amused.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:53am Bill W:

How can someone averse to bad taste find FMU?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:53am MD:

HURRAY FOR TIME MAGAZINE...GOOD ON THEM!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:53am Cecile:

KFHP, the original Heavy Metal story tells the story. We like the one in the movie, except for the ending.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:54am mjgoins:

It's ok to poke fun at whatever political situation you want, but this particular attempt is just not funny. It's punching down, and it's poorly thought out, and just incredibly lazy and obvious. Two thumbs down.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:54am Asheville Jon:

this whole show is offensive. i really need someone to cat call me so i have something else in my life to complain about.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:54am βrian:

@Murakami: Those may be the same folks who sponsored Fishing with John, even.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:54am Morgan:

ah speaking of john lurie, he’s got a new record out
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 10:55am BronwynB:

oh god i remember those ad council psas from when i did college radio
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:55am northguineahills:

goats doing wilhelm screams, now that has potential.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:55am SheWolf:

That aggressive texting awareness ad sounds like my life.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:55am MD:

ANGRY ROBOTS!! SIRI HATE MY GUTS!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:55am Lewis:

is the scream from the Dead Man soundtrack?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:55am steveo:

pierogies are a double entendre, i'm sure of it, please hit the alarm
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 10:55am BronwynB:

@Asheville Jon: Lookin' good! Sexiest legs in Asheville! Holla!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:55am MD:

sorry for yelling...
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 10:55am BronwynB:

@Asheville Jon: Better?
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:55am geezerette:

hahaha, eeeeeeeeek! hahaha...repeat
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:56am Asheville Jon:

Thanks BronwynB! wait, am i supposed to be flattered or offended?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:57am Webhamster Henry:

WFMU: The Polka Station. (Next billboard)
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:57am Bobby Whirlwind:

Dance with me Ken
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:57am Mister Dobalina:

Not a fan or pierogi's but I will go to Veselka for their matzo ball soap!
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 10:57am Sem Chumbo:

Wouldn't say no to a pierogi.
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 10:57am BronwynB:

both!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:57am βrian:

PSAs can also be an indicator of prostate problems.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:57am Mark Williams:

was hoping Time would choose Colin Kaepernick.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:57am dale:

i liked the polka song stashu played where the dude was singing 'why don't you jump off a bridge'
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:58am Wild Neil:

Deep Fried Pierogies take it to a whole other level!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:58am steveo:

@markwilliams me too
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:58am geezerette:

Brian! Ha ha!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 10:58am Cecile:

Bronwyn, grab his ass and when he turns around cursing, have your friends say "don't bother with her, she's too fat and ugly." That happened to me.
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:58am weiterso:

apropos alarm, Ken, can't you play Humppakavaliers?
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:59am fΘfΦ (:

Oh my freaking God! I can finally say I recognise an original song from a Ekaleiset cover!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:59am βrian:

I tried to find the actual names of the women in the Time cover photo, but couldn't find them.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 10:59am dale:

i remember the weiner scene in north by northwest. cary grant had to get his suit s'ponged and pressed' after, what with all the mustard on it.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 10:59am geezerette:

Cecile, how completely disgusting!
  Wed. 12/6/17 10:59am Sam:

Yeah I also loved that Jump off a bridge song! I don't know why she was so scared of it.
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:00am Matt Warwick:

Ken. How?? I️ wanted Don
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:00am dale:

right sam? he sang it with such glee that it made you want to.
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:00am Morgan:

One accuser of John Conyers said that when she rejected him, they were sitting in his car, and he changed the subject to Chandra Levy
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:01am Asheville Jon:

i want to thank you for all the 'harassment'. please keep it coming!
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:01am Morgan:

that is infuriating Cecile. im sorry you went through that
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:02am Matt Warwick:

He’s at the station?!?! I’m on my way
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:02am Bobby Whirlwind:

Will you ask him how he feels about being the most favourited artist in WFMU history
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:02am Sam:

The bridges in Poland aren't that high. It's just good fun in the sun.
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:03am queems:

LOLOLOLOL
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:03am melinda:

@Morgan John Lurie has a new record? I thought he had to quit making music due to illness.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:03am JtotheK:

wow Ken - what an interview!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:03am steveo:

yep yep
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:03am dale:

ha ha! phoney phelder! thank god for editing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:03am Cecile:

It was the first time I'd gone to a show by myself in DT Minneapolis. I didn't go to a show alone for 5 years. Then Borbetomagus came to town for an early show. I worked out a plan where I used public transit and cabs to get there and it worked. I did this for years if I couldn't get a ride. Then I had more friends.
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:03am convoy_pt2:

This interview is a farce!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:04am Ken From Hyde Park:

There's an orange-colored guy I've seen on some news websites. I hope the women who've accused him get their day in court.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:04am dale:

i am disappointed matt can't be in the station, but someone has to get felder's lunch.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:04am Cecile:

God, you have to do a fake Steve Miller interview. That guy is so weirdly oblivious and yet bitter.
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:04am Agent Peter:

Sold! The Brooklyn Bridge...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:04am Planet Tyler:

Wow Ken really got Don there! I thought it was just a joke!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:05am βrian:

Recent New Yorker article re John Lurie:
www.newyorker.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:05am Ken From Hyde Park:

Someone post photos, please!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:05am Sebastian:

your shenanigans will only help the legend grow, Ken!
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:05am fΘfΦ (:

This interview sounds legit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:05am Listener Scott:

This may be the smoothest fake interview editing I've heard.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:05am Asheville Jon:

oh no, what should i do? i just found a scrap piece of tape on the floor (kids were playing with it last night), and it looks like the shape of thefemale lower private part, including the c******s. should i call the PC police? are my kids harassing me! WTF SHOULD I DO????
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:05am Brendan:

I dont want to know about Don’s warts
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:05am Sam:

Please interview Don McLean
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:06am Matt Warwick:

KEN. OFFENDED.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:06am MD:

FOR NIGEL!!!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:06am AnAnonymousParty:

Don's going to end the interview with an offer to sell us a time-share, I just know it.
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:06am yippie:

im gonna send in some new thekenschlampen songs
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:06am steveo:

DON WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:06am Okasa:

Wow! Amazing!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:06am Sebastian:

humppaa!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:06am Planet Tyler:

I think the harassment alarm shouldve been the Benny Hill music
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:06am Bobby Whirlwind:

One thing I took from that interview is he doesn't want to decapitate people with a sword
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:06am Sam:

Finally some HUMPPPPPPPAAAAAAA!!!!!
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:06am yippie:

that was a great interview
     Wed. 12/6/17 11:06am Tiago from Portugal:

LOL Fabulous cover
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:06am Morgan:

@melinda yeah its called the marvin pontiac tapes. Its on itunes. Its really pretty funny too
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:07am Cecile:

ha, Tyler!
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 11:07am Patty D:

The harassment alarm sounds like it electrocutes people that press it
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:07am NotARealDoctor:

I love this! What language is it?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:07am steveo:

@ashville jon: castañedas?
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:07am fΘfΦ (:

And that is, ladies and gentlemen, the exact way to treat people that compose songs named' Heavy Metal'!
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:07am yippie:

he wants to decapitate the first angel in heaven he meets who dares to come and greet him
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:07am Cecile:

This is the first time I have liked this song.
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:08am fΘfΦ (:

NotARealDoctor:,

That's the language from Finland.
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:08am Leőn Smet:

Goddammit, I was fooled by the interview, nice job. NOW PLAY SOME JOHNNY HALLYDAY PLEASE, WE ARE ALL MOURNING IN FRANCE RIGHT NOW ;(
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:08am Morgan:

@asheville jon, did you call into 7SD’s harassment episode? there was a guy who sounded just like you
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:08am Beavo:

So who actually wrote Heavy Metal?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:08am (Murakami Whywolf))):

All that being said, I'm concerned that those groups and tendencies more likely to clean house—as opposed to who have more of a problem or worsen it—will end-up looking worse and losing power, as per a penitent Franken leaving the Senate as a triumphant and Moore is seated. The people I prefer will strain at gnats while those I don't swallow camels.

Funny that tape had talk of decapitations, as I was about to add: 'The world seems divided between people who cheerfully lop-off heads and those apologise for breathing.'. Plate o' shrimp heads.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:09am dale:

if you cut off an angel's head it's all gossamer and light so it just resets itself on the neck stump. there isn't even any blood.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:09am Cecile:

Oh, today is the 100th anniversary of Finland's independence from Russia. Put two candles in your window to celebrate.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:09am Mister Dobalina:

Heyyyy.... that last gif looks familiar !
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:09am Asheville Jon:

wasn't me Morgan, although i have been on 7SD a couple times
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:09am Sam:

"OPTIQUE DEUX MIIIILLLLE!!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:09am NotARealDoctor:

@dale if that's true, then what's this stuff in the vial of angel's blood I bought on e-bay?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:10am dale:

i agree with the person above.

HALLYDAY!
HALLYDAY!
HALLYDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:10am MD:

you got me Ken!!! You really did!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:10am Cecile:

DNA makes me happy.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:10am Asheville Jon:

stevo: cl****is. if you need some help with the lower female anatomy that is spelled like that, i recommend a google search/
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:10am dale:

you were had notarealdoctor. was the seller's ebay rating legit?
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:11am fΘfΦ (:

But first, let's hear a primer of Hallyday because I have never ever heard about the guy.
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:11am Morphe:

Simon and I are just coming into the playlist after watching "NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD" while having his afternoon fruit.. Wee 6 year olds ...cannot live with them ..
Cannot live without them...
Please do not call BCW/ACS
Serious - I want to find the listener who wrote about the obscure river walk -Raritan to ..or something???
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:11am dale:

trouble will play johnny. but that's all the way tomorrow!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:11am NotARealDoctor:

He had all positive reviews from both of his previous sales!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:11am geezerette:

I LOVE this show!!!
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 11:12am Paul In Bloomfield:

wow a cover of JD. nice!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:12am Cecile:

This is amazing. Elvis singing JD.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:13am MD:

I just want to kill more people when I hear this song...I think 115 should be enough!?!?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:13am steveo:

better than the original imo
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:14am geezerette:

steveo, agree!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:14am MD:

it was a sick joke....OK!?
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:14am geezerette:

...also funny...:D
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:14am βrian:

Puddles should do a cover of this.
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:14am fletchernyc:

Is that Danzig?
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:14am David K:

Great radio
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:14am fΘfΦ (:

Now someone come here and tell me this song ('Love Will Tear Us Apart') was also written by Jacques Brel and had his original lyrics savaged ints English.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:15am Evan From Seattle:

My favorite cover of this previous was the swans gira cover. This might be my new favorite cover.
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:16am Ghetto Pastrami:

I Wanna Be Yo Dawg
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:16am adampsyche:

wow this is great
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:17am stalvey:

tip of the hat for the on-fire show--me and my imaginary friend can't wait to rewind and hear it again
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:17am steveo:

but i always like the cover better... was thinking this morning on the ride in how bruce's "blinded by the light" was actually the cover, since whats-his-face made it a huge hit long before I ever heard bruce do it....
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:18am Mister Dobalina:

My deodorant is vanilla and coconut scented, paraben and aluminum free.
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 11:19am BronwynB:

@fofo: All songs were written by Jacques Brel and then savaged upon translation. All of them. Even Dancing Queen.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:20am Evan From Seattle:

Who wants to go to a wine tasting and tick off everything on that list with me? Sounds like a good time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:20am steveo:

this is my favorite album cover though www.progarchives.com...
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:21am geezerette:

steveo,ouch!
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 11:22am Listening Out There:

Graham Nash...on FMU? Really? Interviewer should ask him about photography. He likes to shoot + collect...
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:23am David C:

KEN. OFFENDED.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:24am melinda:

I liked the Phelder interview.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:24am -Ken:

@Listening, thanks for the tip, I will ask him about any photos he may have taken of The Croz.
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:24am pocket vito:

I must say out lowowowowowowowowd
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:24am Asheville Jon:

FEE TIMES A MADY
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:25am melinda:

the Croz, haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:25am zopa:

Damn you, Asheville Jon. You beat me to it!
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:25am fΘfΦ (:

Thanks, BrownynB. And probably the Dancing Queen original lyric features the story of a seventy yeald old brothel madam with no legs and a pimp that hits her.
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 11:26am Listening Out There:

www.grahamnash.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:26am Fuzzy:

Girls switching to Linux is HAWT!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:26am Asheville Jon:

sorry zopa.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:27am steveo:

favorite this track two times!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:27am geezerette:

Asheville Jon, the BEST version!
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:28am Brendan:

Lionel Ritchie induces multiple organ failures . Mainly in the ear part
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:28am Sebastian:

how often?
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:28am Leőn Smet:

Well I discovered a fetish I didn't know I had.
I want to see girls compiling the linux kernel and tinker with make menuconfig. This is unironically sexy.
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:29am fΘfΦ (:

Wait a minute, steveo...People can vote more than two times?! If so that would explain the "success" of the starred Heavy Metal song in here! So basically is just Matt Warwick starring it multiple times!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:29am steveo:

lulz @fofo
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:32am Evan From Seattle:

Actually, since Don Felder is just a shell persona created by Don Henley as an elaborate Tax Dodge, and he gets royalties each time it is played, Don Henley has enlisted an army of Russian trollbots to create multiple accounts on WFMU to star the song over and over again to ensure that it gets played and debated constantly, therefore ensuring a steady stream of income that will be funneled to Henley through an elaborate series off off-shore shell corporations that Henley will then use so he can continue to feed his addiction to collecting tanks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:33am Cecile:

When I hear Don Henley, the phrase "a pound of cocaine and two teenage girls" runs through my head.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:35am Evan From Seattle:

Hence his need for tanks and keeping Walden Woods secluded and undeveloped.
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:35am fΘfΦ (:

Evan Fron Seattle should lead the Russian inquiry at the heart of the US Government!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:36am Cecile:

aha, Evan.
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 11:36am Patty D:

I'm proud of WFMU for lasting this long without another sexual harassment claim
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:36am dale:

she's three times a maggot brain lady.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:36am steveo:

i was hoping for Kaepernick too, but I think Time made the correct choice in the end
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 11:37am BronwynB:

@fofo: yep, it was originally called "desperate whores of flanders" until benny and bjorn got their grubby swedish paws on it
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:40am dale:

that last image to the left - uhhhhhh....what are 'the homesquirts?'
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:41am Beast of Boonton:

New video interview with Don Felder 11/19/2017 (38 minutes)
www.sweetwater.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:42am Fuzzy:

Pyroclastic flow -- hope that guy got into the truck!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:42am rsj:

i think it's cool that santa is shooting lit farts down the chimney at the devil, love the metaphor
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:44am Marie:

Poor Elvis. Good name for a band?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:46am Fuzzy:

When/where is this Maggot Brain version from?
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:46am fΘfΦ (:

"You are in luck" is a funny expression in that Don Henley soundbite, isn't?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:48am -Ken:

@Fuzzy, I dont know when it's from but it's from a Live In Michigan tape
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:49am Michael:

Marsha Hunt - co-star of Howling 2 !
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:51am dale:

howling 2 - sybil danning. brings back filthy memories.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/6/17 11:52am Fuzzy:

Teh Google Sez: Funkadelic Live: Meadowbrook, Rochester, Michigan 12th September 1971.
So, Eddie Hazel it is on lead!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:52am Michael:

Indeed - "your sister is a werewolf"
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 11:52am Rev. Turnip Druid:

I'm late. Please do everything again.
Thanking you in advance, I remain;
etc.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:53am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Leőn Smet:
I should ask my BDSM informant about 'sudo' usage rates in his community—'Sure, I could just set the permissions reasonably, but it feels so good typing it.'.
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:54am nickrhombi:

oh, HELL yeah!
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:54am Marie:

Love this!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:54am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Next play "Iron Chef"'s Chairman Koji's version.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:55am melinda:

JCS, yay
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:55am Morphe:

Last call ..looking for the info(3-4 weeks ago) about the obscure river walk (under the bridge and along the hwy) from LISTENER??? hearty urban walkers are we - please do tell...thanks Morphe
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:56am steveo:

thanks ken -- another instant classic!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:57am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Michael:
Just yesteryesterday I saw this:
www.flophousepodcast.com...

Plate o' wereshrimp.
  Wed. 12/6/17 11:57am fletchernyc:

Scratch Acid has to be there my friend
Avatar    Wed. 12/6/17 11:57am BronwynB:

i know we all love jesus christ superstar, and indeed it's andrew lloyd webber's best work, but do we ever play OTHER andrew lloyd webber soundtracks in OTHER other languages? where is CATS in croatian???
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:57am Wild Neil:

San Antonio TX has a Riverwalk....
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:57am geezerette:

Ken, thanks for all the cheerful insanity!
Avatar Wed. 12/6/17 11:57am Asheville Jon:

what a highly offensive show today Ken. THANK YOU!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/6/17 11:58am Sebastian:

Merci, Ken!
  Wed. 12/6/17 12:00pm bobo:

I'm so sorry im late again!!! But please,, play me a song! There is like a minute to go!
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