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Options November 8, 2017: Bad Show Insurance

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Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:04pm dale:

hello ne'er do wells.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:05pm Ken From Hyde Park:

First 7SD of the Moondog era!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:05pm PMD:

mmmm.... gum chewing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:06pm Sebastian:

Good evening
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:06pm dale:

what? rape jokes don't fly today?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:07pm Sebastian:

Deleted? I don't think so, 2 tweets!: twitter.com...
Avatar    Wed. 11/8/17 6:08pm ultradamno:

The dawning of the age of the seven second pajama boy
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:08pm dale:

'you're so vain' guy used women?!
  Wed. 11/8/17 6:09pm whitey:

screw andy blechman
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 6:11pm howard in nyc:

this reminds me of a joke right up Andy's alley.

What is the only kind of wood that doesn't float?

Natalie
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:14pm Sebastian:

he has two actually: twitter.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:15pm dale:

do repeats count as sucking?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:15pm PMD:

I didn't know there was a standard
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:16pm Sebastian:

this does sound like very easy money, where's the catch?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:18pm melinda:

@howard I remember my cousin trying to tell that joke, and my uncle pointing out that mahogany doesn't float.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 6:19pm Fredericks:

I love when Ken uses "promise" properly!
  Wed. 11/8/17 6:22pm debt collector:

The only show truly worthy of a refund is shut up weirdo. Sorry had to say it.
Otherwise, love from Burlington VT.

24/7 otherwise.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 6:24pm howard in nyc:

melinda, I've been repeating that bad joke for over 30 years, and never heard that. Good to know, thanks!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:25pm PMD:

Given these criteria there is no such thing ever as a good 7SD show
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:25pm PMD:

Written with love.
  Wed. 11/8/17 6:25pm medson:

Does lots of wheezing and gargle breathing count as a bad show?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:25pm Sebastian:

hm, I really like the trainwrecks, I think it would be hard to make a legitimate claim....
Avatar    Wed. 11/8/17 6:25pm ultradamno:

There could be a loophole if you have another show where listeners choose to play sound bytes from previous shows.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 6:26pm Fredericks:

This is starting to sound like a perfect show to introduce people to Seven Second Delay. No rape or crude child abuse jokes!
Signed.

A Johnny Winter fan
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 6:26pm zopa:

For me, the inappropriate stuff is what makes a good show.
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:26pm yippie:

sometimes in a witch hunt, the witches are the ones doing the hunting
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:27pm melinda:

@howard I never checked to see if he was right, but it was a funny example of a dad foiling the joke.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:28pm Sebastian:

so wait, we pay 1.50 once and get 3$ for every bad show from now on?
  Wed. 11/8/17 6:28pm debt collector:

The recent show when you had a set up on the sidewalk and waited for passersby reaction was pretty bad. Examine the qualities of that show for bad show criteria.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:29pm Sebastian:

it might help to repeat the paypal address
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:29pm Ken From Hyde Park:

How about a show where Ken can't make it and Andy has a different co-host like Kelly Jones? Would those shows count?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 6:29pm Fredericks:

I like escalator jokes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 6:31pm Fredericks:

zopa: I said an" introductory" show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 6:31pm zopa:

Is there a form to make a claim?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 6:32pm Fredericks:

Who makes the pay out? Andy? I am in.
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:32pm yippie:

do claim disputes go to WFMU court, american courts, or the heavenly court?
  Wed. 11/8/17 6:34pm debt collector:

If Andy wheezes to death I’d want my money back, I guess
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:34pm chris:

is it uncleandystoys at gmail or uncleandytoys
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:34pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Should Andy meet an unfortunate and unexpected demise, what becomes of the monies paid in? Would policyholders get refunds?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:35pm Sebastian:

gmail
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:35pm yippie:

just because a show is bad for one person, it could be good for another person. you have to show specifically why the show is bad for you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:35pm Folsom:

So I'm just going to not collect, tell everyone!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:35pm Sebastian:

Nachum!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 6:36pm Fredericks:

This why Ken wanted swag for life pledges! To pay off Andy's claims!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:36pm chris:

uncleanandystoys or uncleandytoys?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:37pm chris:

thanks!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:37pm -Ken:

uncleandytoys@gmail.com
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 6:38pm Fredericks:

yippie: I suspect disputes will go before an arbitration board composed of Ken, Andy and the little Korean boy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Throw away your hammer on a truck that's filled with wine.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:39pm Sebastian:

yay, I got my certificate!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:39pm Sebastian:

you'll hear from my lawyer, repeatedly
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 6:40pm zopa:

If you make a claim that is denied, do your premiums go up?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 6:41pm Fredericks:

Most certainly!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:41pm Sebastian:

there is some very fine print on it that is completely illegible
  Wed. 11/8/17 6:41pm M. in B.:

The only dance Andy knows is the Lotion Hora.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:41pm Ken From Hyde Park:

If the policyholder were to meet an unfortunate and unexpected demise, does the policy become null and void or can it be passed along to a designated survivor?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:44pm dale:

go with the aborted foetus and put 'STARRING Andy Breckman of Netflix' Good Cop'
  Wed. 11/8/17 6:45pm M. in B.:

Judaism's survived precisely because it asks so much—think of how much loyalty the Marines, Special Forces, S.A.S. get.
  Wed. 11/8/17 6:45pm giraffe-o:

What's a 'dystoy' and WHY are they unclean ?
  Wed. 11/8/17 6:45pm M. in B.:

Bongs are for closers.
  Wed. 11/8/17 6:46pm Rob (Jerzcity):

What if those insured pledge to donate their $3 back to the station?!
Then there’s incentive for Ken to make the show fail!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:47pm chris:

i love being insured!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 6:47pm Kurt Gottschalk:

if claims have to be filed within a week of the show in order to be honored, then there wouldn't be a chance for people to talk about the results on the playlist and you'd be free to talk about it on the next show if you want.
  Wed. 11/8/17 6:47pm Rob (Jerzcity):

Andy goes for the win and Ken tries to throw it
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:47pm Sebastian:

yes, I feel safe now
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:47pm (((Murakami Whywolf):

How many policies may the station buy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 6:48pm Fredericks:

Hey, wait a minute, this happened in Florida after Andrew. All the insurance companies failed and the State took over.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:48pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I guess there's no individual mandates involved?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:48pm PMD:

I care!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:49pm Aaron Working In Newark:

I don't care...my pet wasn't chosen!
Avatar    Wed. 11/8/17 6:49pm ultradamno:

@giraffe I don't know but it's evidently taboo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:49pm dale:

don mcclean needs balloon insurance.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:49pm melinda:

I care about Moondog.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:49pm chris:

i care. long may Moondog reign!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:51pm PMD:

What's the timeframe again for making a claim?
Avatar    Wed. 11/8/17 6:53pm ultradamno:

www.facebook.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 6:53pm Fredericks:

I watched the "Big Short" this weekend. Synchronicity!
Avatar Wed. 11/8/17 6:53pm Asheville Jon:

does moondog get roasted on a spit next year when he is no longer the mascot?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:54pm chris:

i'm so pissed! i was hoping to watch that movie. :(
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park:

The station should seed the parking lot to grass and rent out the space as a little goat pasture.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 6:55pm zopa:

Can I purchase some Kevin Spacey insurance?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:55pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

I think people are especially keen to get these guys because we didn't get Trump. So just make Trump pay, Andy, and maybe you'll be safer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:55pm melinda:

Moondog has the same rights as cat, dog and chinchilla mascots. No roast!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:56pm melinda:

@murakami I think you are right.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:56pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

Ken, 'blackmail' is such an unpleasant word…but sometimes it's the right one.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 6:57pm Fredericks:

REDDIT is safe, Andy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Will there be a 7SD episode on 11/22, Thanksgiving Eve?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 6:59pm Sebastian:

wait, do reruns count?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/8/17 7:00pm Sebastian:

I'm looking forward to getting rich (3$), thanks guys!
Avatar Wed. 11/8/17 7:02pm Asheville Jon:

i need subsidy. :(
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/8/17 9:19pm khd:

i'm buying 5 tickets of bad show insurance for 7sd. easy money. go to hell.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Thu. 11/9/17 3:46pm Lizardner Dave:

Just read about what happened to the TARFU report. If I thought Andy paid any attention to any other show on the station I would say that his "kinder gentler" riff was brilliant.
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