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Playlist for 31 May 2017 Options | Winters v. McWiggin

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Electric Covfefe  China   Options Brain, The Box 1972-1979: Cerebral Sounds of Brain Records (V/a) 
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Covfefe Armor  Matmos   Options The Marriage of True Minds 
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Iron Covfefe  DJ Female Convict Scorpion   Options  
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Jonathan Winters  Dr. Death   Options Cranky Calls 
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Big Blood & Thunder Crutch  Sing For What It's Worth   Options Self Titled 
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Anya Marina  Whatsit   Options Spirit School 
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The Ting Tings  Great DJ   Options We Started Nothing 
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Subs  What More   Options Beijing Calling: Chinese Rock 1994-2017 - Bodega Pop's WFMU marathon premium 2017 
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Rockabye Bowskie 
Helden   Options  
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Bob  Butts Butts Butts   Options The Bobs Burgers Music Album 
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David Greenberger, Glenn Jones, & Chris Corsano  Global Trends in Shaving   Options  
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1984  There's A Wrinkle In Our Time   Options Function Undergrpund: The Black and Brown American Rock Sound 1972-1977 
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Black Maffia  I Want to Take You Higher   Options Function Underground: The Black and Brown American Rock Sound 1972-1977 
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Sly and the Family stone  Babies Making Babies   Options  
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Nina Simone  Rich Girl   Options  
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Svantana  Haulin' Oates Go for Shuffle   Options  
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The Meat Puppets  Up On the Sun   Options Title Track 
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Jonathan Winters  A Violent Elderly Person   Options Crank(y) Calls 
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Dale Watson & Ray Benson  The Ballad of Dale and Ray   Options Dale and Ray    *   1:10:53 ()
Art & Glenda Davis  The Bearded Bandit of Cuba   Options The Cold War: Rich Hazelton's 2017 Marathon Premium 
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Irving Klaw Trio  Cubano Saucer   Options Utek Pahtoo Mogol 
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Def Leppard  No Matter What   Options  
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Mirja Boes und die fabulösen Thekenschlampen  Du scharfes Ding (You Sexy Thing)   Options  
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Heino  Ja Ja Wenn Mutter Lacht   Options       1:35:02 ()
Lassie Singers  Ich Glaub Ich Hab ein Faible für Idioten   Options  
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Bob Dylan  You're Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go   Options Blood on the Tracks 
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The Passionate and Objective Jokerfan  A Better Version of Blood on the Tracks   Options  
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Andre Williams  Bury Me Deep   Options Dont Ever Give Up 
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Lush  Outdoor Miner   Options For Love 
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Donatan and Cleo  We Are Slavic   Options https://youtu.be/syMhJMmGEIc 
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Ilinca ft. Alex Florea   Yodel It!   Options https://youtu.be/3lop3KkfRPA 
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  The Yodeling Chinaman         2:08:16 ()
The Cackle Sisters  I Left Her Standing There   Options  
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The Dezurick Cackle Sisters  When I Yoo-Hoo in the Valley   Options  
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New Zealand Dairy Ministries  Treat Your Teets   Options  
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Daniel Johnston  Walkin' The Cow   Options  
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Helge Schneider and the Firefuckers  Im Going to Leave Old Texas Now   Options Eiersalat In Rock 
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Anders Ostberg  Dr Albert Hoffman Remix   Options Chain Tape Collective    *   2:34:46 ()
Jonathan Winters  More Crank(y) Calls with Curd Duca over it   Options       2:36:54 ()
Friends of Dean Martinez  The Warmth of the Sun   Options  
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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 7:00am -Ken:

Morning!
  Wed. 5/31/17 7:16am covfͼfͼ (:

Hello, Ken and covfefes!

So many great early bird GIFS today! I don't even know which one to watch. They are all good.
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 7:28am People Like Us:

herro
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 7:47am Ken From Hyde Park:

Ask your doctor if Covfefe is right for you.
  Wed. 5/31/17 7:55am covfͼfͼ (:

Ken,

It's General Election time in the UK next week! Are you ready? NO?! Ok, here is the musical hit you need to get up to speed:

Captain SKA - Liar Liar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxN1STgQXW8
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 8:00am cory:

mornin' all
  Wed. 5/31/17 8:06am covfͼfͼ (:

Hey, cory! Where have you been? The playlist comments section feels weird without you!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 8:07am cory:

i've been busy with crap in the mornings. kinda bummed the comments don't feel weird with me.
  Wed. 5/31/17 8:13am covfͼfͼ (:

You bring sense of order (and Barenaked Ladies requests), cory.
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 8:13am Nick from Indy:

Good Morning Vietnam
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 8:19am cory:

www.borderherald.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 8:26am cory:

and important messages about food safety
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 8:34am -Ken:

Hi everybodies! Deep tracks about covfefe requests anybody?
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 8:34am People Like Us:

Probably Ursonate by Kurt Schwitters
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 8:35am People Like Us:

Many Ursonates: www.ubu.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 8:39am Ken From Hyde Park:

I didn't click on the link that's been going around, but I suspect the most commonly misspelled word in Mississippi is "Mississippi."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 8:53am Webhamster Henry:

Something by Kurt Covfefe?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 8:55am cory:

it's a great story
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 8:56am pantz:

Black Covfefe in Bed - Squeeze
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 8:57am Webhamster Henry:

Covfefe Decisions - Frank Zappa
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 8:57am Webhamster Henry:

I think Charlie did an all-coffee show you could take some clues from.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 8:58am Brian C.:

Way off topic, but thanks for the turtle gif. My nephew just won an NCAA lacrosse championship playing for the Maryland Terrapins and his dad will dig this. (And thanks for all the other amazing gifs always!)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 9:00am Ken From Hyde Park:

Prince: Little Red Covfefe
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 9:00am fleep:

I remember when Covfefe went electric. People were shocked.
  Wed. 5/31/17 9:02am covfͼfͼ (:

What about playing some good ol' David Greenberger? Last week you played an amazing song from him. Please, Ken.
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 9:02am Hugo (NL):

I think Covfefe has something to do with withdrawing from international climate agreements?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 9:02am Uncle Michael:

Plugged into the zeitgeist, I see, Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 9:03am pantz:

You gotta Covfefe to get off.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 9:04am Ken From Hyde Park:

Ted Nugent's Covfefe Fever
  Wed. 5/31/17 9:05am Polyus:

I had some bad dreams, they were clouds in my covfefe
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 9:06am Goyim in the AM:

Psycho Killer/ Qu'est-ce que ce?/cov fe fe fe fe fe fe fe fe fe.
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 9:09am egal:

Don't eat the brown covfefe.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 9:09am Ken From Hyde Park:

6 Songs That May or May Not Be About Covfefe - www.pastemagazine.com...
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 9:12am Bronwyn Bishop:

hey ken and everyone. great to see one of my relatives up on the top of the page.
  Wed. 5/31/17 9:14am JtotheK:

I'd like to politely request Tony Alvon & The Belairs 'Sexy Covfefe Pot' (45 on Atlantic). Please and thank you.
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 9:15am Nick S.:

Covfefe is a Country Queen. www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 9:15am dale:

i'd like to teach the world to sing covfefe
in every dreamhome a covfefe
just call me covfefe of the morning
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 9:16am Planet Tyler:

I am the egg man. They are the egg men. I am the walrus. Covfefe fefefefe
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 9:17am egal:

Dale: Covfefe adds life
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 9:19am dale:

7up is the un-covfefe
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 9:22am rebuketodali:

Y'all. 45 was just coming off an all-night Twin Peaks binge, that's all. #damngoodcovfefe
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 9:22am Vivian:

How about some New Covfefe on the Block?
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 9:24am Bronwyn Bishop:

i wanna dance with covfefe
i wanna feel the heat with covfefe
ooo, i wanna dance with covfefe
with covfefe who loves me
  Wed. 5/31/17 9:25am covfͼfͼ (:

This is getting worse than that Dexter episode where he can only mutter 'Omellete du Frommage' whenever he tries to speak!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 9:25am -Ken:

This is starting to feel like that scene in Austin Powers 1, where Dr Evil and his henchmen are laughing evilly, and they just keep laughing evilly until the run out of steam because the scene never ends.
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 9:26am Mark S:

It is fun to joke about covfefe, but keep in mind that news has just broke that the asshole intends to withdraw the US from the Paris climate change agreement,
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 9:26am God is my Co-Vfefe:

Covfefe you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mins
Covfefe!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 9:26am Webhamster Henry:

Malkovitch!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 9:26am -Ken:

But at least we all got it our of our system!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 9:26am Uncle Michael:

typos ruin jokes
  Wed. 5/31/17 9:27am tadpoles:

I was in time to see the early morning gifs. Don't like to laugh at others misfortune but the memory of the elephant gif still makes me smile.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 9:30am Ken From Hyde Park:

Ah, Mutti Merkel!
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 9:30am Nick S.:

That Winters call was excellent.
  Wed. 5/31/17 9:35am JakeGould:

Covfefe, Ken! And a joyous Covfefe to all!
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 9:40am D. Lightfoot:

Is there a link for this band?
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 9:42am Roberto:

One time when I was getting a haircut, Jonathan Winters walked through the barber shop. I also saw him at a swap meet once.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 9:43am steve:

covfefe everyone
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 9:44am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Who doesn't like butts?
  Wed. 5/31/17 9:44am covfͼfͼ (:

Today a British surgeon has been convicted because he carried out unnecessary surgical operations -some of with fatal consecuences- because, er, he just needed the money.
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 9:45am Roberto:

Yas moar butts
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 9:46am rebuketodali:

Oh god Ken, just play the butts song.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 9:47am fleep:

Again! Again!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 9:47am Webhamster Henry:

I always liked these Duplex Planet products.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 9:48am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

You're not going to play the butts song anymore??
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 9:49am SheWolf:

Beard love forever meowwwww
  Wed. 5/31/17 9:55am JakeGould:

I like nice butts. Not necessarily big butts.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 9:55am -Ken:

I havent heard the Butts song in a long time
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 9:55am Cecile:

I had some covfefe today. it was great.
  Wed. 5/31/17 9:56am Brendan:

Babies making babies is a song that our children and their children can take a lesson from
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 9:57am Cecile:

YES! You have a Verka Seduchka GIF next to the Ting Tings! I will be doing Dancing Lasha Tumbai at karaoke tonight for my birthday.
  Wed. 5/31/17 9:57am nils:

YEAH! (from Germ any)
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 9:59am Asheville Jon:

Haulin' Oats cover. sweet!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 9:59am Cecile:

You know Nina Simone singing this song kind of sounds like Phillipe Wynne from the Spinners in places.
  Wed. 5/31/17 9:59am covfͼfͼ (:

Happy birthday, Cecile!
  Wed. 5/31/17 10:00am Brendan:

This Al Jarreau version rocks
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:03am Asheville Jon:

and now the bigger question: will Ken play a Billy Joel mash-up?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:04am Cecile:

I enjoy Hall and Oates, but they always lacked a little bit of tension that made them short of absolute greatness. Probably because of Daryl Hall's overlord personality.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:05am Cecile:

Puppies!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 10:06am Ken From Hyde Park:

I took and watched the Skeptech video last night. It's ironic that a troll has gotten himself elected president of this country. The ultimate troll job.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 10:06am -Ken:

Jon, I would, if I ever heard a good one.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 10:07am -Ken:

Thanks Ken - the Skeptech conference video can be seen here: www.wfmu.org...
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:07am Asheville Jon:

sounds good Ken, I'll keep my ears open...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 10:08am Cheri Pi:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CECILE!! Ken, can you play some Judas Priest for C?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:09am Cecile:

Thanks, Pi!
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 10:09am Nick S.:

Hahaha!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:10am Parq:

This is Jonathan Winters? I really thought it was William Burroughs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 10:12am Ken From Hyde Park:

Happy birthday, Cecile. Many drag queen and Eurovision GIFs for you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 10:13am clearfluidz:

RE:69 Thanks for the heads up...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:15am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

I posted on shrooms on Bryce's show that one time
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:16am Cecile:

We remember that well, Cliff! :D
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:17am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

I remember Brendan telling me I should get two mirrors and a laser pointer
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:17am Cecile:

Ken, thank you. My Conchita Wurst fan friends on Facebook made me one for my birthday!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 10:17am -Ken:

Happy birthing day Cecile!
  Wed. 5/31/17 10:18am covfͼfͼ (:

Irving Klaw Trio's Cubano Saucer!! The only song in the world with lyrical typos!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:18am Cecile:

Thanks, Ken! In my family we say "happy anniversary of your natal day" because we are all assholes.
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:20am βrian:

Ya gonna stick a candle in a pastie, Cecile?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:21am Cecile:

Nah, but that's a good idea for later in the week!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:21am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Hey, also I'm flying back to Prague a week from today! (OMG)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:22am Cecile:

Cool!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:22am Cecile:

Wow! This is a cool cover
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:24am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

[scrolls up] Oh, happy birthday Cecile!
  Wed. 5/31/17 10:25am mary:

Met Fidel at the Havana International Film Festival in the 80s. Shook hands. And proud of it.
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:28am βrian:

"Le clank c'est moi."
  Wed. 5/31/17 10:28am Sam:

Remember when Homer gave Fidel the 1 trillion dollar bill and he wouldn't give it back?
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:29am βrian:

Animated Jif? That's scary.
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:29am egal:

The Polish milkmaids!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:29am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Fantastic idea Ken! Eurovision viewing party!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:32am howard in nyc:

Have you ever had your ken schloupened? Quite painful.
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:32am themutante:

Lovin' the KenSleupin, Ja!
  Wed. 5/31/17 10:32am Matt Warwick:

THIS IS PUMPING ME UP
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 10:32am rebuketodali:

For a split second, I thought that Ken was saying Gyrovision. Now I'm hungry.
  Wed. 5/31/17 10:33am Brendan:

Ken Schlampen, you sexy thing!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:33am Cecile:

Euro viewing party? What did I miss?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:34am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

They're doing one next year at Monty Hall.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:35am Cecile:

Oh, fun!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 10:37am Ken From Hyde Park:

Wow, nice work on that WFMU quilt!
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:37am egal:

wenn Mutter lacht.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:38am Cecile:

I love that poster. But I miss Conchita's hair blowing in the wind.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 10:38am Bootsie:

That quilt is awesome!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 10:40am Bootsie:

@Brian thanks for that mental picture. My argument for "gif" is always "gift." Boom. Game over.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:40am Cecile:

I imagine the wind kicks in to muss her hair perfectly everywhere she walks. I also imagine birds and squirrels landing on her shoulders and all of nature breaking into song as she passes. I might have a bit of a problem here.
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:40am Slazenger:

Thank you Ken for not playing any crap today. It is my Birthday and I looked forward to spending the morning with you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:41am Cecile:

Oh, the Moldovan song was great. I love that gif.

Slazenger, it is also mine.
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:41am Slazenger:

No way!
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 10:41am Bronwyn Bishop:

best bob dylan album
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 10:41am Bronwyn Bishop:

happy birthday slazenger and cecile <3
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:41am βrian:

Actually, I'm old enough to remember when it really was pronounced "jif." That seems almost Chaucerian at this remove.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:42am Cecile:

This is the only Dylan album I own.
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:42am Slazenger:

Happy Birthday Cecile!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:42am Cecile:

Back at ya, Slazenger!
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:43am D. Lightfoot:

It's probably his best—but Blonde on Blonde
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:43am Matt ww:

Happy Birthday Cecile!!!
  Wed. 5/31/17 10:44am tadpoles:

Nice new/old photos of a young Bob:

www.bbc.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:44am Cecile:

thanks, Matt!
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:44am D. Lightfoot:

hoppyburfday
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:44am βrian:

Who's that guy sitting with Françoise Hardy, Françoise Hardy, Françoise Hardy?
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 10:44am Bronwyn Bishop:

bob was attractive when he was young. am i allowed to say that or is it weird?
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:44am Lixiviated Life:

"Je est un autre."
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 10:45am Bronwyn Bishop:

wait what the fuck why would you get rid of meet me in the morning
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:45am Cecile:

thanks DL!
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 10:45am Bronwyn Bishop:

matt farley, you smokin something
  Wed. 5/31/17 10:45am Sam:

That's wicked weird, Bronwyn
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 10:46am Bronwyn Bishop:

i'm wicked weird, sam
  Wed. 5/31/17 10:46am Sam:

Thank god for that
  Wed. 5/31/17 10:50am caver_mike:

Hi Ken - great show. For some reason, the music in this set is reminding me of "Here, Fluffy"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 10:51am -Ken:

Oh My God, Here Fluffy!
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:54am themutante:

For Love... More like 4LOKO! Play one of those silly songs.
  Wed. 5/31/17 10:55am Listener142985:

Jokerfan is also Extreme Left Wing Liberals?
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 10:55am Bronwyn Bishop:

the jokerfan has some interesting opinions. his mike love apologist song is really something
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:55am D. Lightfoot:

You are obligated to put it together, I feel
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 10:56am egal:

Kenschlampen = Ken sl*ts.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 10:56am Cecile:

When mother laughs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 10:57am Guido from Cologne:

I'll get you a CD of Thekenschlampen.
(Evnen once seen them live. Everyone thought were horrible.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 10:58am Ken From Hyde Park:

Thekenschlampen - Is that the group that listener Goldie requests occasionally? Good choice, I say.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 10:59am (Murakami Whywolf))):

darren farley, you smokin' someone
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:02am covfͼfͼ (:

Listener142985,

Yes. Jokerfan has many bands and many songs. And when I say many, I mean MANY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANY.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:02am melinda:

hi Ken and everyone!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:02am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Haha, I'm going to be rooming with a Slavic girl when I'm in Prague!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:03am Okasa:

Woah! Just heard Bob Dylan lowered by 3 semitones. It removes the nasal-ly quality and it sounds amazing! soundcloud.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:04am Cecile:

Was this the one with the women churning butter onstage?
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 11:04am Mister Dobalina:

& of course there is a video for this. Feel as if I've seen it before.
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 11:04am egal:

Coincidently, this is Melania's favorite tune.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:05am Cecile:

Compared to Croatia and Moldova, this song almost seemed understated. It needed about two more chord changes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:06am -Ken:

Yes Cecile. Donatan and Cleo is the pornographic butter churning video
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 11:06am egal:

Montenegro's 2015 entry was quite moving (visually).
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:07am Cecile:

Awesome.

Here's a spoof Eurovision did of Eurovision songs:
www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:07am Cecile:

Montengro's entry this year was hilarious. Great, but so wrong on so many levels.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:07am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Hahaha, I remember seeing that last year Cecile
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:08am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:08am Cecile:

The Bob's Burger record might be the greatest thing ever recorded.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:09am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

I haven't watched this year's Euro yet, but my teenage cousins are coming over next week and I might save it til then, I don't think they've ever even heard of Eurovision
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:09am Sam:

From the Chinese speaking part of Switzerland
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:10am Dean:

That's why they're called cantons.
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:11am muwfInMA:

WaCkY eEeOoo
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:12am Webhamster Henry:

That's what I call Covfefe!
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 11:13am egal:

That got my cat's attention.
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:13am Sam:

Ha, good one Dean!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:14am (Murakami Whywolf))):

As expressions of Polo-Slavic nationalism go, relatively benign.

Unfortunately, they now have a government that want to Make Them Great Again; the last time that happened, little anti-Semitic gangs roamed the streets near the Ghetto. Since the Germans did them what _some_ of them considered one favour, I guess they'll have to make do with anyone darker than fresh-churned butter
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 11:16am Rich in Washington:

my on-air training consisted in our wonderfully twisted station manager Chris Merrick suddenly exiting the air-room and returning with a Dezurik Sisters record and playing it for me. I think that meant I passed some kind of test.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:17am Cecile:

OK, I think Murray from Flight of the Conchords wrote these songs.
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:18am Kat in Chicago:

Teats > butts
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:18am Cecile:

teats and butts, get the big ol' bongos done.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:19am Jeff:

I'll never neglect my cows' teats again!
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:19am Brendan:

This is udderly ridiculous
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:19am Sam:

I find it titillating
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 11:20am Bronwyn Bishop:

such a beautiful song, one of my favorite live music experiences was being part of a whole crowd of people singing along when i saw danny j live
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:20am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Come on guys, quit posting all this tripe.
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 11:20am D. Lightfoot:

Play the NZDM one about "Gentle's the word for a happy herd"
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:21am cory@work:

loving the show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:21am Webhamster Henry:

Gee, I've only heard the K. McCarthy version of this, not the original.
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:21am Tidy666:

There is nothing in the whole wide universe like this era danny j!thanks ken
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 11:22am themutante:

The DJ doc The Devil & Daniel Johnston is so sad. Happiness in parts, but mostly wet eyes.
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:23am Brendan:

Suggestions- Life Without the Cow, The Cheese Alarm, Maidens Milk, anything off Mothers Milk, even Kellis Milkshake . Just milk it
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:24am Mick:

Daniel Johnston Walkin' the Cow is spectacular!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:25am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Mary Roach in "Bonk" writes of the Danish sow artificial insemination efforts popularising research that found that stroking and straddling the sow's back…and more…increased success…she didn't mention any songs promoting the practices, but one can hope and search.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:25am Lewis:

a bit of Garland Hirschi's cows? (although he is from Utah...)
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 11:25am themutante:

DJ's 1990 album is one of my favourites of all time.
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 11:26am Roberto:

Waking up the Cows by the Lonesomes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:26am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

3 3 3
^
butts
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:27am Dean:

Earl Butz?
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:27am Brendan:

Any animal husbandry songs?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:27am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Any animal husbandry gifs?
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:28am Sam:

Egg salad in rock. Classic German dish.
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 11:28am AnAnonymousParty:

Well, you know what they say, "When your outta Butz" ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:28am Ken From Hyde Park:

7SD idea: Callers try to guess a dark family secret of Ken and/or Andy. Pardon me if this has already happened.
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:28am Dean:

"Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens"?
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:29am will:

They NEED that bread
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:29am Sam:

You know why raisins are so deformed? Because they're often in bread.
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 11:30am Mister Dobalina:

I thought that was Paul Wall.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:30am Irwin:

Yodeling Chinaman by George van Dusen: www.youtube.com...
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:32am Sam:

New Zealand Dairy Ministries = The Man
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 11:32am AnAnonymousParty:

It's reassuring to know that most racist yodeling tunes are old racist yodeling tunes.
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:32am tadpoles:

Lots of methane in eNZ.
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:34am Brendan:

See if Duane's got any Yak butter songs or something from the Tibetan plateau
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:34am ɨ k ɛ:

The episode where Bob drives a cab and makes friends with lots of trans sex workers is hilarious.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:38am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

All I know about Branson, Missouri is from watching The Simpsons.
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 11:39am egal:

It's pronounced "misery" for a reason.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:40am Cecile:

this doesn't feel really funny. it's kind of dark and passive aggressive.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:40am ⓔⓘⓚ:

Is "covfefe" a scheme to distract us from Russia and make Drumpf seem fun and harmless again? Is it bad that Drumpy is playing along instead of getting irritated?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:41am Cecile:

It's Trump's language center frying out as we watch.
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:42am #4:

Can't we all just enjoy the Osmonds
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:43am Cecile:

how is this a comedy record? I think Brian Turner compared it to black metal in its despair.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:43am Webhamster Henry:

Jonathan Winters .. and later today: Joe Frank. Mash up please!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:44am ⓔⓘⓚ:

HA HA HA HA HA HA
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:44am Uncle Michael:

Covfefe knocked Kathy Griffin out of the news cycle.
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 11:44am Roberto:

Wait, has the black lab messages woman been Jonathan Winters all along?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:45am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Dean: if people who believe in Hell are right, Earl Butz now has extremely tight shoes, a comfortable pussy (in the form of a leopard feasting on his entrails), and (by its nature) an extremely warm place to piss.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:45am JP from KC:

As someone who's been to Branson, I can say that the Simpsons depiction is fairly accurate.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:46am ɛɛk:

@Cecile, not good. Through this error, he has observed his power to add new words to the English language & will soon add more. We copyeditors need to build a grammatical wall to keep these new vocabulistic immigrants out. They cannot be allowed to migrate here from Drumpf's diseased brain.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:48am Ken From Hyde Park:

Man, I wish I had the early 90s answering machine cassette from my friends. Many amusing messages on that thing. I wonder what became of it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:48am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Death rocks! :
i1.kym-cdn.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:49am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

15 years from now they'll be writing dissertations in multiple academic disciplines about what Trump did to the English language.
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:49am Dean:

Shoot, I've been to a bunch of those places.
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:49am Laura L:

Thank you, Ken for the Winters and now the brilliant Winters-McWiggins mashup. Eureka!
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:49am Bill W:

15 years from now there aren't going to be books.
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 11:51am AnAnonymousParty:

And because all of this is beaming out into space is why we will never, ever be visited by aliens. On the Great Galactic Map our solar system has a big circle drawn around it with "WTF?" in big red letters.
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:52am Bill W:

"one mistake and you're in prison"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:52am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

Great, thanks Ken. No alien visitations for us huh.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:53am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

It's all your fault.
Avatar Wed. 5/31/17 11:53am Mark S:

wow JB changes his answering machine greeting a lot
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 11:53am Nick S.:

Winters was so funny. Jesus, I'm laughing out loud over here.
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:53am Dean:

I've also been to Montecito, which is where Jonathan Winters lived at the time of his passing. Just south of Santa Barbara.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:54am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Winters sounds like someone who'd really enjoy kicking someone repeatedly, but only if they were already on the floor. I know he wasn't like that in practice, but that amazing sullen meanness he's putting into his voice sounds like six kinds of darkness at once.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:54am MD:

CALL THE GUY BACK!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:55am melinda:

This is great, didn't realize it was Jonathan Winters as I was listening in the kitchen.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:55am MD:

NO WAIT...THIS GUY SOUNDS LIKE A FREAK!!!
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:55am Laura L:

Friend of mine lives in Santa Barbara said he used to see Winters regularly--Winters liked to hang out in a local drug store and talk with the pharmacists and customers in the drug store.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:55am fleep:

Yes, thank you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:56am Ken From Hyde Park:

Jonathan Winters was quite good in It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:56am MD:

It was JW!!! WOW!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:56am Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague:

I knew that was coming. And I laughed anyway
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:57am Bill W:

get the Mad Mad World DVD and check Winters freaking out Milton Berle on the extras.
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:57am Dean:

The population of Montecito *always* reads 10,000 when I drive by on 101. I suspect there's a local ordinance effecting this.
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:57am JakeGould:

Covfefe! Covfefe! Covfefe!
Avatar    Wed. 5/31/17 11:58am Listening Out There:

Thx, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:59am -Ken:

Bye everybody!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/31/17 11:59am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Albert Hoffman appeared to be pushing Intelligent Design.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/31/17 11:59am rsj:

not a single butts gif?
  Wed. 5/31/17 11:59am Sam:

Ken, remember, nothing beats rock
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