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Playlist for 17 May 2017 Options | Fighty McFightface

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Cui Jian  Balls Under the Red Flag   Options Beijing Calling: Chinese Rock 1994-2017   
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Schlammpeitziger  Antless Boogie   Options Vorausschauende Bebauung   
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Irmin Schmidt / Inner Space Productions  There Was a Man   Options Kamasutra: Vollendung Der Leibe   
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People Like Us  The Doody Waltz   Options Abridged Too Far   
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Johnny Cymball  Mister Bassman Demo   Options Demos to Spazz By: Dave the Spazz's 2017 Marathon Premium   
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Music behind DJ:
Wire 
Lowdown Loop   Options    
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Wire  Lowdown   Options    
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Rammstein   Moskau   Options Reise, Reise   
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Laibach  The Whistleblowers   Options Spectre   
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Ilinca ft. Alex Florea  Yodel It!   Options   https://youtu.be/LlDzaRK8fSM 
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Winny Puuh  Meiecundimees üks Korsakov läks eile Lätti   Options   https://youtu.be/2dllo85ZSUk 
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The Stooges  No Fun (full version)   Options The Stooges (2 LP Special Edition)   
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Alice Cooper  Lost in America   Options    
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Elvis Costello  Pump It Up   Options    
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The Knack  My Sharona   Options    
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Rockabye Baby  Changes   Options    
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David Greenberger  Seven Ribbons, Two Trophies   Options An Idea in Everything      *   1:08:33 (MP3 | )
Ulan Bator  NeuNeu   Options The Wire Tapper Vol 43 (V/A)   
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Stereolab / Nurse With Wound  Animal Or Vegetable (A Wonderful Wooden Reason...)   Options    
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Tjupurru  Stompin' Ground   Options The Real Guide to Dingos 'n' Stuff   
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Parlor James  Turning Point   Options    
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Dj Cummerbund  Earth Wind and Ozzie   Options   https://youtu.be/FuOuUixdSvY 
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Neil Cicierga  Crocodile Chop   Options    
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Music behind DJ:
Rockabye Baby 
     
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Javier Diez Ena  Roll Li Ning Roll   Options Theremonial   
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Beach Boys  Vegetables   Options Smiley Smile   
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Myk Freedman & The Mykfreedmans   At Whom The F*** Are You Looking?   Options Myk Freedman & The Mykfreedmans   
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Aubrey Ghent  Just A Closer Walk With Thee   Options Sacred Steel Instrumentals   
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The Relatives  Whats Wrong with America   Options Live At The Bell House For WFMU   
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Carla Morrison  Pale Blue Eyes   Options How to Be a Latin Lover Original Motion Picture Soundtrack   
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Anna Hilburg  The Visit   Options Self Ttitled   
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Big Blood & Thunder Crutch  Underneath   Options Self Titled   
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The Paperhead  Wave at You   Options Chew      *   2:29:56 (MP3 | )
Eartha Kitt  Hurdy Gurdy Man   Options    
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Kendrick Lamar  Duckworth   Options Damn   
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Joe Meek  Telstar   Options Demos to Spazz By: Dave the Spazz's 2017 Marathon Premium   
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Blood, Sweat, Tears, Sweat, Blood and Tears  And When I Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee   Options    
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  Star Trek Fight Music           2:52:34 (MP3 | )
Friends of Dean Martinez  Warmth of the Sun   Options    
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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 6:34am -Ken:

Kafee und kuchen anybody?
  Wed. 5/17/17 6:47am ŦƣŦƣ (:

Good morning, Ken!

I'd prefer a jumping butterball, please!

Talking about gifs, I love the rocket lemur one! Not to mention the dancing dog one. Your Big Gifs are Great Gifts for all the early birds that show up early in here.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 6:53am -Ken:

Thanks f0f0! Any requests?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 7:17am Ken From Hyde Park:

In honor of Syttende Mai, can we hear some Norwegian death metal?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 7:34am Michael:

Morning Ken. Kaffee for everyone. Just watched Gimme Danger so how about some Stooges.
  Wed. 5/17/17 7:49am Jack:

rocket lemur = galago, or bush baby
  Wed. 5/17/17 7:57am ŦƣŦƣ (:

Please, I'd like to request songs to celebrate Trump's democratic style.

All'Armi Siam Fascisti (aka Mussolini's blackshirts anthem)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8EksN7Hp8k
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 8:07am Losermom:

Good morning, everyone!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 8:22am -Ken:

Thank you f0f0! Thats'a'spicy meatball!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 8:39am AnAnonymousParty:

I like the GIF of Rick Wakeman channeling Stevie Nicks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 8:45am -Ken:

Oh damn, is THAT who he is?!
  Wed. 5/17/17 8:53am ŦƣŦƣ (:

C'mon! That's not Rick Wakeman!



That's Groucho Marx.
  Wed. 5/17/17 9:02am GW:

Quite the conundrum Ken . What to do about the morning show?
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 9:05am Mark S:

great way to start
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 9:06am Vincent Nifigance:

Clay owns the morning slot, Ken is just mixing things up to look like he's deliberated over it.
Avatar    Wed. 5/17/17 9:07am Sem Chumbo:

Whoa, balls is right. Diggin' Cui Jian. Good morning, Ken, and all
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 9:08am Passaic River Blues:

OK, now I have to dig into Cui Jian. Too awesome to not follow up.
  Wed. 5/17/17 9:09am ŦƣŦƣ (:

I agree! Cui Jian is good! It reminds me of KHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!


So let me propose you:

JIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!
Avatar    Wed. 5/17/17 9:10am Bronwyn Bishop:

good morning ken and listeners
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 9:13am Mark S:

Hey that's Robert Quine
  Wed. 5/17/17 9:13am ŦƣŦƣ (:

SCHLAAAAAMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

By the way, I don't think have told you before but Schlammpeitziger is pronounced :


Schlamm - As in Scam
Peitzi - As in Party
Ger - As in Girl

So basically it's like saying 'Scam-Party-Girl'

Yup. That's how it is pronounced. I did a German introductory course in 1998.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 9:13am -Ken:

hi everybody! That is NOT Robert Quine! For shame, Mark S. RIP.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 9:17am Mark S:

My bad. Yes RIP
That was Malcolm Mooney on vocals on the sgonSchmidt
Avatar    Wed. 5/17/17 9:17am Sem Chumbo:

Vicki's imagination is a real treat.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 9:18am Mark S:

Irmin Schmidt song
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 9:18am Slazenger:

Good Morning Ken, Try not to play any crap this morning. You, in my opinion, are a God. Thanks for allowing that BAI pulse of human spirit. It is nothing but vibrant and talented. Schulberg on Irenes show last night. Now Delphine. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 9:19am doctorjazz:

This Doody Waltz is cool.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 9:20am Slazenger:

Doody Waltz!!!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 9:22am The Oscar:

There's something very meta about Johnny Cymbal explaining "Mr. Bassman" to the bass singer.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 9:22am Mark S:

Walken is swinging on that bass
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 9:23am MD:

Good Morning Free-Formers...!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 9:26am Mark S:

discogs asserts that it was Malcom Mooney
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 9:26am rsj:

it really did smell good this AM!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 9:28am -Ken:

Sounded like Damo to me...
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 9:32am Mark S:

I thought it sounded like Damo too.

It is apparently an unreleased Can album from 1968 check this review:

www.popmatters.com...
  Wed. 5/17/17 9:32am ŦƣŦƣ (:

My mind always think T.a.t.U are singing in that Rammstein song.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 9:34am Ken From Hyde Park:

Nice ... Whistleblowers in honor of Chelsea Manning!
  Wed. 5/17/17 9:37am ŦƣŦƣ (:

HA! I was going to request the Romania Eurovision song!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 9:37am themutante:

Whit?
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 9:38am Rosie:

nice to hear this again, azerbaijan were the winners in our house though!
  Wed. 5/17/17 9:38am adrian in mpls:

Playing this yodel song really is a public service - I'm feeling motivated - thank you Ken!
Avatar    Wed. 5/17/17 9:38am Wild Neil:

PEACE all. Request: Ken can you play the very undersung alt country band The Handsome Family, perhaps "Weightless Again"? Its Americana Gothic (not Goth) murder ballad-y goodness....its on youtube....heard it on a Ktell record Alt Country!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 9:39am V Priceless:

OMG this Winny Puuh - the vid to this is insane! Hey Ken and all
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 9:39am -Ken:

You HAVE to see this f'in video! Best makeup and drum kit EVVEERRR
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 9:40am Stevel:

Winny Puuh! Winny Puuh! Winny Puuh! Winny Puuh! Winny Puuh! Winny Puuh!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 9:40am -Ken:

Wow Wild Neil, that's EXACTLY in the spirit of this set!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 9:40am Ken From Hyde Park:

That Putin walk-out must be a Photoshop. He always carries his right hand close to his side to whip out his sidearm quickly when he needs to murder his opponent.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 9:40am V Priceless:

thanks for the link, Ken! Been meaning to track this down again!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 9:43am -Ken:

Nuh uh Ken from HP - Photoshopping aint allowed in Russia
     Wed. 5/17/17 9:43am Listener Robert:

A few mins. ago I managed to annoy Steve by playing your program too loud for "this early", even though he's been awake a while. Yeah, Steve, who's won a SUW shirt, has tape of WFMU from listening in the 1970s, out-donates me by far, and recalls WFMU DJs I don't. WHEN YOU'VE LOST STEVE, YOU'VE LOST AMERICA!
  Wed. 5/17/17 9:48am JakeGould:

I love “No Fun” so much.
  Wed. 5/17/17 9:48am JakeGould:

In Russia shop photos you!
  Wed. 5/17/17 9:50am JakeGould:

Job and a car!
  Wed. 5/17/17 9:53am ŦƣŦƣ (:

Make no mistake!!! It seems a happy song but Winny Puuh's one is the lugubrious story about Korsakov, a muscle-man from Latvia, who broke all his bones and then went for a swim and drowned.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 9:53am Matt ww:

MORNING PAPA!
  Wed. 5/17/17 9:56am Brendan:

My Scrotum
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 9:56am -Ken:

Matthew Q garbage Esq~! You'ce Come Home sonnyboy! I have a lava lamp for you
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 9:57am Tim 07030:

Jock jams! Can Gary Glitter be far behind?
  Wed. 5/17/17 9:57am shtus:

this song makes me wanna eruct
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 9:58am OstgutTon:

lets hear some VU on this sunny day
  Wed. 5/17/17 9:58am upstate chris:

ma ma ma my corona
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 9:59am Henry:

the Knack got gonged
  Wed. 5/17/17 9:59am JakeGould:

Don’t diss this set. This is good. Unless “Stairway to Heaven” shows up. Then…
Avatar    Wed. 5/17/17 9:59am Wild Neil:

Following My Sharona with Turning Japanese by the Vapors would be pretty cool. I think The Knack are awesome.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 9:59am βrian:

Sharona interruptus is the only safe method.
  Wed. 5/17/17 9:59am shtus:

i like the song i just think a big burp sounds good mixed in with the guitar
  Wed. 5/17/17 9:59am noel:

a touch of "Present Listening" with Elvis and the Knack
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:00am Roberto:

Has anyone mashed up Lost in America with Fight for Your Right yet?
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:00am Ashley:

Please stand for the karaoke version of our national anthem
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 10:00am Ken From Hyde Park:

As I stood on stage awaiting my high school diploma, I had "My Sharona" playing in my head.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:00am ant brain:

i prefer your rendition, ken
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:00am βrian:

Shaggable? That means retrievable, right?
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:01am Kurt:

If I remember correctly the Knack was going to be the next Beatles. Didn't quite work out that way I guess
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:01am shtus:

thekenschlampen must win eurovsion
Avatar    Wed. 5/17/17 10:01am Wild Neil:

@Kurt-I think the Bay City Rollers got it instead...no maybe not.
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:02am JakeGould:

“The Knack” were considered poseurs, right?
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:02am βrian:

I want that Baby Animal out of the Oval Office.
Avatar    Wed. 5/17/17 10:02am Wild Neil:

The Knack were a pop band, that's all. Why all the hate?
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:02am Passaic River Blues:

The Eurovision viewing party/show at Monty Hall is a truly inspired idea.
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:03am shtus:

the knack is just a wannabe anagram of the kinks
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 10:04am Matt ww:

@ken Please tell me you remembered to turn on my lamps today.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:05am βrian:

He has a tankful of Lava Lampreys.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:05am NotARealDoctor:

I'm late! Did I miss the Dingo update?
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:05am adrian in mpls:

I want a stone pillar!
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:07am howard in nyc:

Who needs to see the video, we have such a vivid word picture painted by Ken!
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:08am Brendan:

Didn't hate the Knack. They were just symbolic of the 70's when long play FM died, and it might of just as well have been AM.
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:09am ŦƣŦƣ (:

Talking about moving stories from former Soviet Republics everybody needs to watch on youtube the Russian version of Winnie the Poh. It's the cutest thing ever!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 10:09am -Ken:

Shut the Fuck Up with Trump and Putin and ALLTHATSHIT
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:09am shtus:

why dont you go where harlem sits?
putin on the ritz
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:10am βrian:

Another maxima mea culpa might be in order, Ken. After all ...
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:13am ŦƣŦƣ (:

Sorry, Ken! It was my fault. I think I started it. No more talking about the Unnameable one from me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 10:14am adampsyche:

ALLTHATSHIT
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:15am JakeGould:

Ken, what if an alligator in Florida ate a rich, fat white guy while he was playing golf?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 10:15am -Ken:

It's only EVERYWHERE ELSE ON THE GODAMMN PLANET, THATS ALL.
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:17am Elisa:

Hi Ken and everyone! Having issues with signing in with WFMU today.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 10:17am Matt ww:

I LOVE this record
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:19am Okasa:

He didn't get the nickname "Kommadant" for nothing.... Good morning everoyone!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:20am Elisa In Italy:

Ok mysteriously and magically signed in.
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:21am ŦƣŦƣ (:

Elisa from Italy! Long time no see!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:21am Mark S:

Gee I gotta start listening to all these Wire Tapper cds I have
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:21am Elisa In Italy:

ŦƣŦƣ (: !!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 10:21am -Ken:

Hi Elisa!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:22am Elisa In Italy:

ŦƣŦƣ (:
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:23am Elisa In Italy:

Hi everyone!!! Missed you guys!!!!!!
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:23am Mikeee:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50xR05EPnBA
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:25am βrian:

Low, creamy clouds over the isthmus, by the way. Looks like rain.
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 10:29am Ralphine:

This mashup of Earth Wind and Fire and Crazy Train is making the rounds, and it's pretty decent.
youtu.be...
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:30am Elisa In Italy:

Loving the hot air balloons! So pretty and symbolic!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 10:32am -Ken:

Thank you Ralphine! That's great.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 10:34am herb.nyc:

“the dog kind” pic reminds me of when I was a little kid. I actually thought that when we’re born, we are chimpanzees. As we age we slowly become children & then adults. Reason? I had seen a 2page spread in the encyclopedia on evolution. At far left was a small chimpanzee and far right was adult man, w/gradual changes in-between. I thought of this last week during Miracle Nutrition, when Hearty said he used to be a 1cell organism.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:35am Asheville Jon:

this is hilarious!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 10:35am Mark the Sardine:

Love this mashup
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:35am themutante:

Love it!
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:35am ŦƣŦƣ (:

The mashup is excellent!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:35am βrian:

@herb.nyc: That's hilarious. And perfectly reasonable.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:35am Mark S:

Soooouullll Train!!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 10:36am Ken From Hyde Park:

Good find, Ralphine!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 10:36am Devin B.:

This is great! Well done Ralphine!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 10:36am Matt ww:

This is amazing
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:36am KP:

This sounds familiar
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:36am Roberto:

This is mashup perfection.
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:39am Chucktown Dan:

Fuck. I'm earwormed now .
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:39am Brendan:

A mashup set works fer me!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:41am Mister Dobalina:

This track is giving me crocodile tears, in the best of ways, it's just such a beautiful mash.
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:41am ŦƣŦƣ (:

The most amazing thing about Cicierga's mashup is that he is not a mashup artist but a rennaisence man, a guy with many talents. He did this mashup for the laughs!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:41am Mister Dobalina:

Is that the infamous, M-A-T-T, on the boards? What am I talkin' about?!?!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:42am Asheville Jon:

eggs? sweet, i am making eggs in a nest right now
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 10:44am Planet Tyler:

I was waiting for the dingo report...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 10:44am Matt ww:

@Mister Dobalina I'm really not sure what you are talking about, sir.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:44am Losermom:

And I'm going out to collect my eggs!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:45am Asheville Jon:

it's King Daddy Garbage! MattWW for morning show host!!
Avatar    Wed. 5/17/17 10:45am Wild Neil:

Sorry Ken! Boy, I'm really hitting on all eight cylinders today...but I still un-ironically like The Knack. Its kindof a pervy song actually.
Turning 50 today! Got hiking boots as a present...Merrells high tops.
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:46am ŦƣŦƣ (:

Happy birthday, Wild Neil!
Avatar    Wed. 5/17/17 10:47am Wild Neil:

Thanks, man.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 10:48am listener Rey:

By hired do you mean someone's gonna get paid?
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:53am ŦƣŦƣ (:

I'm reading Javier Díez-Ena is a theremin prodigy. So, is he playing all this from one instrument?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 10:55am Lewis:

nice gif...
  Wed. 5/17/17 10:55am ŦƣŦƣ (:

I am a meat eater! A carnivore! I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to listen to this!
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 10:57am Ralphine:

Is Myk Freedman any kin?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 10:57am JakeGould:

You know, May has been a stressful month… But last night I had some chicken kebobs and I feel better. So meat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 10:58am -Ken:

Happy Birthing Day Neil!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 10:58am Vincent Nifigance:

Kyn Freedman.
Avatar    Wed. 5/17/17 11:00am Wild Neil:

The GIF of the food beating up junk food is priceless!
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:00am Brendan:

Loves me sum Aubrey Ghent. There are some amazing youtubes of this guy working up a church congregation into a lather playing slide.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:04am themutante:

Powerful! What is up over there, you lot?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 11:05am Ken From Hyde Park:

Hahaha! Beer tank!
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:06am shtus:

at whomst the fuckt shalt thous wrong amerika?
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:06am sinner:

hallelujah!
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:07am Listener142985:

Way back when I considered joining the army, beer tank gunner was not one of the available job MOS listings. Dammit.
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:07am ŦƣŦƣ (:

Ken's Show Trivia question:

Did Ken cry when The Relatives played this song live for the station?

a) Yes
b) No
c) Maybe a little
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:07am Brendan:

Love. Thats America. (You can't fool me)
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:07am themutante:

Sort it! Although, I can't get enough of Spicey and his WHPBs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 11:07am JakeGould:

What’s wrong with America? What’s wrong with the U.K.? Looks like since Brexit happened it’s acceptable to be bigoted towards French raccoons. www.bbc.com...
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:08am Megaroni:

Ken~ what's right with America! I saw these guys at Gowanus show and got to meet lead singer, what an amazing dude and band
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:08am themutante:

@JakeGould: Yep, dumpster fires over here anaw.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 11:08am JakeGould:

What’s right with America? Fidget spinners, beer variety and endless pasta bowls.
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:09am Sam:

All hail President Khlam!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:09am themutante:

I believe Ken cried.
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:09am Sam:

You are elle?
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:09am Asheville Jon:

yeah, WTF is up with those fidget spinners.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 11:10am PMD:

I have a request and I don't know why: It's a hard knock life. For as long as you can stand it.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:10am Mister Dobalina:

ahhhh the infamous 'Merica beer tank, we will conquer the world with it!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:10am βrian:

I'm sticking with my Mepps spinners.
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:11am Dean:

You're the mic Freedman.
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:11am Sam:

Yeah, it's a hard knock life!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 11:11am herb.nyc:

as for MEAT, i was talking to a woman who works for NEW HARVEST. here's some stuff they do research on:

Cellular agriculture is the production of agricultural products from cell cultures.

There are two kinds of agricultural products: acellular products and cellular products. Acellular products are made of organic molecules like proteins and fats and contain no cellular or living material. Cellular products are made of living or once-living cells.
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:11am shtus:

if you are gonna go for whom you might as well say whomst and be extra fancy
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:11am rw:

Never end a sentence with a preposition.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:11am Mister Dobalina:

I'm currently spinnin' the spinner the ol' might lawdy lawd gave me. Just incase anyone was wonderin'.
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:12am Sam:

McFried-Man is what they serve at the Cannibal McDonalds
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:14am Asheville Jon:

i don't have a bat or a crow bar, so I've been using my dog. there's more blood and guts than computer internals. what should i do now?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 11:14am herb.nyc:

i saw a one panel cartoon back in 90s - man at his computer with hammer, caption: "hit any key".
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:14am Okasa:

Dang, it seems Ken is mad as hell and not going to take it anymore...
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:14am themutante:

Go, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 11:15am herb.nyc:

other baseball bat joke, and i wish i could recall who said this on the j.carson Tonight Show (i was v.young): "a man was hit with a baseball bat, but wasn't seriously injured. what happened? did the guy *bunt*?".
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:15am Dominick:

www.youtube.com...
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:15am JakeGould:

Don’t use the Internet! It’s spoiled!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 11:16am doctorjazz:

Have I heard this Pale Blue Eyes somewhere on FMU recently? Like it regardless a whole lot.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:16am themutante:

Love this!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:16am βrian:

Or the NewYorker cartoon with a couple in bed, he's on the ipad, she looking at him meaningfully: "Touch anywhere to begin."
Avatar    Wed. 5/17/17 11:17am dgg:

beautiful
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:19am Mister Dobalina:

Lo and Behold, if you haven't seen this doc, maybe you should. Go Herzog.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:20am northguineahills:

@doctorjazz: It was Joe McGasko on Monday... Yes, very dig-worthy.
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:21am ŦƣŦƣ (:

KEN!!!

I followed your instructions but my laptop hit me back in self-defense! Now I have a broken rib! Thanks for nothing, Ken!!

I'm typing this from my phone. I'm hiding in the closet. I'm so scared. I am afraid is going to fi.....
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 11:22am -Ken:

I'm sorry f0f0 - it went badly for me too - I bent my metal bat. You gotta be careful with this anti-virus stuff.
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:24am JakeGould:

Ken, what if I just bought a few roach bombs and placed them near my computer with the windows locked?
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:26am Threemoons:

Heyo. Giving the app another go.....
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:27am KP:

A friend saw Carla Morrison in Mexico and has been raving about her since. I should have listened
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:29am MenfussMike:

just purchased that Anna Hilburg lp. thx
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:29am themutante:

How excited is everyone for the return of Twin Peaks? I binge watched all the old episodes recently. Fantastic show!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:33am still b/p:

I got invited to a Twin Peaks premiere party with show-referenced food contributions and costume-ish elements encouraged. This is a reference set I do not have. Who's got Lynch's phone number?
Avatar    Wed. 5/17/17 11:33am Sem Chumbo:

Oboy, this got my attention.
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:34am Johhneh:

i'd like to requst that you play some chapo trap haus, please
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:35am themutante:

That is the premiere to be at, make that happen!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 11:35am Jeff:

Yep - that Eartha Kitt could sex up the most unsexy song. It's a superpower.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 11:36am doctorjazz:

Thanks NGH! That sounds like a really good soundtrack.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:36am Mark S:

FCC version?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 11:36am rsj:

this is good
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:37am themutante:

Every now and then I hear a song that makes me go WHIT?
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:37am ŦƣŦƣ (:

I can't wait for Lynch's...next film.

still b/p,

Let me check in my phone agenda.. Linch, David, not the same.

Lyn, David. Close.

Lync, David, Getting closer!!

Lynch, George. DAMN!

Sorry, man. I don't have his phone number.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:39am themutante:

www.urbandictionary.com...
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:39am βrian:

Never saw Twin Peaks, so I just ordered the first episode.
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:40am Sam:

He didn't say Kill me a chicken, he said Kill me, you chicken
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 11:40am Michele:

6 isn't clean either!
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:40am Sam:

The burlap burqa lisa?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 11:40am Michele:

NOT 6!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:40am still b/p:

ŦƣŦƣ -- Thanks for checking. Kyle's not in there either, eh?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 11:42am Ike:

Just rewatched the final episode of Twin Peaks! Totally freaky! Do you guys think that Lynch will resolve that cliffhanger, or will it just be total surreal insanity and dreams within dreams and long drawn-out hypnotic scenes of old folks hobbling around while Laura Palmer's ghost screams at them?
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:42am JakeGould:

I never understood what was so amazing about the Mona Lisa. Whoopdeedoo.
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:42am weiterso:

this could be a clip from Lynch's next film:
youtube.com/watch?v=Wnc2UnHtboU
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:42am βrian:

@Ike: Hey, no spoilers!
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:43am Threemoons:

where is Moty Hall?
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:43am Sam:

The Mona Lisa knows who really built the pyramids, that's why she has that smirk. (Hint: it was aliens!)
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:44am Sam:

Why not call it Mounty Hall and make it Canadian themed?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 11:44am steve:

wow! had no idea about the Pidge doc
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:44am Dean:

Reminds me of the joke about the new convict who's puzzled by his new cell block's behavior. He hears a shout from down the corridor--"15!"--and the block bursts into uproarious laughter. Then, "36!," and again laughter. This goes on for a while. He asks his cell mate what's up. "We know all the jokes, so we numbered them." The new con decides to give it a try. He yells, "29!" Silence. "What's wrong?," he asks his cell mate. "Some folks don't know how to tell a joke."
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:44am themutante:

The new series will make little to no sense like the episodes previous. I was really disappointed with the final episode.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:45am βrian:

I thought Monty Hall *was* Canadian.
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:46am Sam:

Hey, an assteroid!
Avatar    Wed. 5/17/17 11:47am dgg:

holy cow
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:47am ŦƣŦƣ (:

still b/p,

Nope. But I have the number from his look a like.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:47am Switchblade Batman:

I've always loved this version of Telestar
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 11:47am chris:

hi, Ken. this is horrible. thank you.
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:48am ŦƣŦƣ (:

Forget about SpaceX, Tesla re-launchable rockets...I WANT THE LEMUR ROCKET!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:48am still b/p:

Then can I have a twin peek?
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:49am Henry:

slowed down he kinda sound like joe walsh
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:49am βrian:

Yep. Monty Hall was Canadian. Became a U.S. citizen in 1949.
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:50am JakeGould:

They should redo “Twin Peaks” with Mona Lisa. “She’s dead. Wrapped in plastic.” But with that smirking face of Mona.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:50am Okasa:

You hit Big Jake!
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:52am Dean:

Blood sweat tears Ike & Tina
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:52am ŦƣŦƣ (:

Dean,

Funny joke! By the way, I know all the numbered jokes from the Atlanta city jail. Don't ask me how I know that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 11:53am PMD:

Ken - do a death special. Here's an interesting piece: www.sensound.space
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:53am ŦƣŦƣ (:

Ok, still b/p. It's fine walk with me.
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:54am Henry:

Gorn alert
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:54am shtus:

your fight music from your fight club
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:54am βrian:

Resist!!
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:54am shtus:

aka mars by holst
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:55am Dean:

When you've heard Prokofiev and Shostakovich, Star Wars just doesn't cut it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 11:55am blee:

geeet heeeem captain!
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:55am themutante:

@JakeGould: But you got to want to hit the dead broad. There's nae line to give Mona Lisa the business.
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:55am Sam:

I would've liked to see Captain Kirk played by Alex Trebek
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:56am shtus:

its a great song for rough horsin around
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:57am Brendan:

Thanks Ken
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:57am ?:

Indeed, @shtus. James Levine's "Mars" with CSO, DG 1991, is a monster.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 11:57am Planet Tyler:

When will the Duane Train spring a caboose - great zinger Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 11:57am Ken From Hyde Park:

Fighty McFightface!
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:58am shtus:

when i hear it, i get an urge to pelt pistachio shells at a girl's jewfro
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/17/17 11:58am Michael:

Thanks Ken!
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:58am ŦƣŦƣ (:

Thank you, Ken, people! Great show, comments and gifferies. Till next episode!

And remember folks: BE HAPPY, YOU ~#%&@!!! >:(
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:58am paul b:

Is that gif of the guy flipping a coin George Raft?
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:58am themutante:

Love Clay! The Garbage Man pips him to the morning spot, though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/17/17 11:58am -Ken:

Goodbye my friends! Until next time...
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:59am bobo:

Hello I just arrived. are you still taking requests?
Avatar Wed. 5/17/17 11:59am themutante:

Uhhhh!
  Wed. 5/17/17 11:59am Sam:

Maybe it'll give birth to a light rail trolley
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