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Options April 19, 2017: Fantasy Fight Club!

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The show starts off with Ken blaming Andy for the recent run of trainwrecks. They're at two consecutive trainwrecks going into tonight's show. The record is six in a row, and tonight they try to break the current slump.

Liam from Asheville is in the studio. He is leaving to work at a Lego factory in Denmark the day following the show, where the hippie dream is alive and well.

Tonight's show is a fantasy fight club, aka Radio Thunderdome. Two callers call, and describe how they will fight each other. No guns allowed, knives ARE allowed, but not longer than 6 inches.

First up is Robert, the ex-children's football coach, vs Matt. Robert tries to introduce 11 children into the scenario. Matt counteracts with a middle finger. This fight is disqualified due to excessive lame-osity

From there, the incredible winning streak by Zamboni Scott begins. He defeats challenger after challenger to get to the final round. He gets his nickname by using a Zamboni to ride over his opponent five times in a row duringvhis first fight. He battles Amanski the bottle thrower in a bar, but Amanski can't take the heat and he quits. He takes on Dave the cartoonist in an upscale restaurant, but ends in it one move - a champagne bucket to the head. He destroys Bruce, the fantasy role player, in a Best Buy. And Kevin, the warehouse worker, at the WFMU Record Fair. Both challengers tap out. And Sam in the Lego Factory is no match for Zamboni Scott either.

Things get tough, however, in the final round against Marie from Brooklyn. The setting is the MoMA. Marie starts the fight with a painting over Scott's head. Things get worse for him from there, and Marie goes on to become champion in an incredible upset!

During the show, the cops come twice, but the crew dodges trouble by faking a Joni Mitchell listening party.

Recap by Andrew M

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 5:55pm Sebastian:

drunk!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/19/17 6:00pm howard in nyc:

jealous cuz I'm not drunk!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/19/17 6:00pm PMD:

I can't believe I'm the second commenter.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/19/17 6:01pm PMD:

OK make that third
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/19/17 6:01pm PMD:

AND fourth
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/19/17 6:01pm howard in nyc:

nor should you believe it, peebles
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:01pm Sebastian:

not quite drunk enough, but I just found some japanese whiskey!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:02pm cklequ:

We're all drunk, aren't we?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:02pm cklequ:

Where's my damn heart?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/19/17 6:03pm common:

Drinking a beer. Not drunk.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:03pm Sebastian:

Hibiki Suntory - sounds good, cheers everybody!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Does the fantasy part of this imply that you can be any person you choose, dead or alive? It'd just devolve into Batman vs. Superman, I suppose.
Avatar Wed. 4/19/17 6:03pm RomanDogBird:

is it ever a "good" one
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:03pm Sebastian:

last week was awesome, come on
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/19/17 6:04pm PMD:

It was too complicated for Andy.
and NO it was technology. Not synched
Avatar Wed. 4/19/17 6:05pm Asheville Jon:

Hello FROM Asheville!
  Wed. 4/19/17 6:08pm Listener Robert:

See? That baby was the cause of our problems.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:08pm Just Ted:

Hello Everyone.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/19/17 6:09pm PMD:

What if the boyfriend says the girl should fight?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/19/17 6:09pm PMD:

Will there be mud?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:10pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Ken & Andy should do a demonstration round.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:11pm Sebastian:

this can go on forever, no?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:12pm Just Ted:

The femoral artery?
Avatar Wed. 4/19/17 6:13pm Chud:

Maybe go D&D style and roll some dice?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:13pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Per the newsletter, no weapons other than a knife (6" max) hidden in the boot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:13pm steve:

to its credit, this idea actually is so stupid its great
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/19/17 6:13pm howard in nyc:

We know you won't break the rules. There aren't any.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:14pm Just Ted:

They should go LARP and video stream this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:16pm Sebastian:

11 children are a horrifying weapon
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/19/17 6:17pm PMD:

Can't hear the cool music
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:18pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I'm imagining the music from the first Planet Of The Apes movie where the apes were rounding up the humans from the corn field.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:20pm Just Ted:

Its a madhouse!....
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:21pm Sebastian:

with the help of japanese whiskey, this is already one of the best shows ever
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/19/17 6:23pm howard in nyc:

I'm betting on Scott
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/19/17 6:23pm howard in nyc:

puttin' on the foil, coach!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:24pm Just Ted:

When do the Baseball Furies show up?
  Wed. 4/19/17 6:28pm Listener142985:

like the Oddjob dart board move
  Wed. 4/19/17 6:29pm Listener142985:

Stop on in: http://grasshoppermorristown.com
  Wed. 4/19/17 6:30pm Mandoo:

It's kinda like phone sex but fighting. What is this a 5-way?
  Wed. 4/19/17 6:31pm Mandoo:

Ken, fighting?
  Wed. 4/19/17 6:33pm Mandoo:

Everybody was kung-fu fighting.....
  Wed. 4/19/17 6:34pm Mandoo:

blah, blah, blah, fast as lightning...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:35pm Sebastian:

Somebody needs to take down Zamboni-Scott, this looks like a start to finish victory
  Wed. 4/19/17 6:38pm Mandoo:

chain saw!!!
  Wed. 4/19/17 6:41pm Mandoo:

Grab his tongue and yank it out!!!
Avatar Wed. 4/19/17 6:42pm RomanDogBird:

i'm sad but i'm not a hippie is that okay
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/19/17 6:45pm howard in nyc:

Pickin' Up the Pieces by Poco, Poco, Delivering by Poco, Good Feeling To Know by Poco
  Wed. 4/19/17 6:47pm Mandoo:

id crack a record over my knee and slit hsi throat!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:48pm Sebastian:

Mandoo just call in already
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:48pm Sebastian:

we need some violence!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:49pm Ken From Hyde Park:

201-209-9368
  Wed. 4/19/17 6:49pm Mandoo:

:>}
  Wed. 4/19/17 6:50pm Mandoo:

i'm on hold
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:51pm Sebastian:

good, build up some hate for being put on hold!
  Wed. 4/19/17 6:51pm Mandoo:

ram a frickin lego down his throat!!!!
  Wed. 4/19/17 6:53pm Listener Robert:

Just pull out the bottom Lego & let every Lego in the place pile onto & bury Scott.
Avatar Wed. 4/19/17 6:56pm Switchblade Batman:

What a waste there's a huge armory in the met.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/19/17 6:57pm DMcK:

You know what else is in the Met? ARMS AND ARMOR
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:57pm steve:

great show guys
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/19/17 6:58pm howard in nyc:

Scott was robbed, by Andy pretending to be a feminist
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/19/17 6:58pm DMcK:

Batman beat me to the punch!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:58pm Sebastian:

what a dramatic finish, thanks Ken & Andy & Liam!
Avatar Wed. 4/19/17 6:58pm Switchblade Batman:

He always does ;)
  Wed. 4/19/17 6:58pm miles:

who's the band?
  Wed. 4/19/17 6:58pm Listener Robert:

Just to explain, wedge is the weight of 7 children thrown as 1 body. The one in the apex has 2 others' shoulders on his/her butt cheeks, and so on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/19/17 6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Hit it!
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