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Options March 29, 2017: The Snapchat Episode

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Snapchat Video Written By Andy Breckman, Directed Matthew Warwick, Esq, DGA


Ken and Andy to decide to try their hand at moviemaking, for Snapchat. Possible genres to explore include rom-com, action adventure, murder mystery, Sci Fi, and documentary. They invite listeners to call in with plot ideas for their ten second Snapchat movie. Guest Matt Warwick is on hand for IT Support, since neither Ken nor Andy have experience with Snapchat.

In collaboration with callers, a short list of possible plots is created:

-Andy running in place
-Ken the mad scientist sends Andy Into the future to get stock market tips. He comes back from the future as a bunny to report that bunnies are doing pretty well in the future.
-Andy running, but not in place
-A literal "man bites dog" plot
-A reenactment of a bear rape episode from the graphic novel. Ken not too into this one.
-Ken and Andy leg wrestling


Initially Andy gets frustrated with the limitations of filming at the radio station, but soon it becomes clear that Matt knows what to do. The list gets distilled down to two scenarios - time machine or camping fun (bear rape). They decide on time machine. Andy gets to work making title cards and a script.

After the script is written, the technical details come together. The music is chosen, and the credits are written. It's time to film! The film is shot in the nick of time and can be seen above. (Initially it was posted on Snapchat at sevensecdelay)

Also on the program, Ken and Andy discuss the possibility of taking ecstasy before each show!

Recap by Andrew M

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:01pm melinda:

where is everyone?
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:01pm Asheville Jon:

good evening Banana Fingers and go to hell Andy (did Andy get a maratnon nickname?)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:03pm common:

Good eve
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:03pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

He got the nickname of cheap guy from me
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:03pm fm Mike:

Lol

Good evening all :)
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:04pm Asheville Jon:

Matt Warwick for permanent morning show host!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:04pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

ROBOTTTTTT....oops wrong show, and wrong commenter
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:04pm Sebastian:

everyone is everywhere, melinda!
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:04pm howard in nyc:

Andy is on Agony®
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:04pm Marcel M:

I think I would donate $1000 dollars if you guys took ecstasy before a show.
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:05pm Walt:

Andy never sounds ecstatic to me.
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:05pm tomasz.:

hello
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:08pm tomasz.:

i'm with Breckman on this one
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:09pm fm Mike:

I favor Clay Pigeon for the morning show, as long as I hear NO MUSIC I CAN HEAR ON AN OLDIES, POP, TOP 40, OR OTHER MUSIC type of music!

Only the odd and wonderful from WFMU.
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:09pm fred:

that's a moot point Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:10pm common:

Me too, tomasz
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:10pm Sebastian:

I don't get snapchat either....
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:10pm tq:

Andy is extra unstable tonight. I hear that train a'comin'...
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:11pm fm Mike:

tq lol
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:11pm Asheville Jon:

in case y'all haven't see this hilarity, take the time to watch this. Ken losing his mind in the record library is great! www.youtube.com...
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:11pm herb.nyc:

If only Wednesday 6-7pm were a moot hour.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:11pm Sebastian:

I guess we're a couple of old people listening to possibly even older people
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:12pm fm Mike:

Sebastian I've tried instagram, but I only see it as useful on a professional visual art level. Otherwise it's just pictures, and I'd rather use my Facebook for that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:12pm melinda:

So snapchat is different because the conversations disappear at some point?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:12pm Greg from ZONE 5:

Evening, gang!
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:13pm Bas NL:

I want a WFMU commenter app that auto-destroys in one minute.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:13pm common:

Greg
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:13pm fm Mike:

Melinda something like that yeah... They stay around till you open them, and even then the message only exists for thirty... or ten.. seconds.
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:13pm tq:

Ken, please roofie Andy now
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:13pm Fredericks:

I think Snapchat is/was supposed to be a way to recreate real life interactions. Ten seconds after you say something to the other person, it disappears.
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:13pm tq:

I know you have drugs in yer pocket Kenny
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:14pm Bas NL:

*poofff!*
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:14pm Sebastian:

I guess it makes sense if you communicate al lot via chat
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:14pm fm Mike:

Lol we're all too old for that technology.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:14pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

add me on snapchat andy!!!
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:15pm fm Mike:

MY SNAPCHAT FILM IDEA FOR KEN AND ANDY:

"Andy gets a tattoo"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:15pm melinda:

I can see the appeal of having messages disappear after they've been read.
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:16pm tq:

7SD is more fun with LSD
  Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:16pm Walt:

@melinda ... or before
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:16pm chris:

idea: andy needs to use restroom during show, says its only "#1" so goes into upstairs bathroom, but is interrupted by another station DJ and is outed for trying to drop a deuce in the upstairs bathroom!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:17pm chris:

oh, well, lack of editing kills my idea. dang.
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:18pm tq:

Ice bucket Andy with rainbow vomit filter
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:18pm geo in jc:

can you guys get up to the roof? it's a beautiful day and the sunsets at 7:18
it would be great to get a video of the skyline of Jersey City
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:19pm Fredericks:

Also, I'm with AM Mike, Clay minus old radio cheese is the best! For a decade I thought the Foghat, Grand Funk, Uriah Heap affection was extreme irony. I was wrong.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:19pm Sebastian:

just kiss for 10 seconds, show some love!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:19pm Sebastian:

tounge is optional
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:19pm common:

What if ken just yawns and Andy starts singing it's raining men?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:20pm Ken From Hyde Park:

We need robyn from SUW. She has all kinds of good ideas.
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:21pm fm Mike:

common I like your idea.
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:22pm alex in brooklyn:

if not the fog machine, maybe the fire extinguisher?
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:23pm Rob (Jerzcity):

only slide whistle effects music
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:23pm chris:

andy on roller chair, holding fire extinguisher and woooshing down hall
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:24pm Sebastian:

there's a lot of great ideas here!
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:24pm tq:

Please put a wig on Andy
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:25pm Switchblade Batman:

How about a slow walk with some sort of british invasion song playing, where are they going who knows? But they're ready for it.
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:26pm tomasz.:

don't bite that sweet dog you bad men
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:26pm common:

Thanks, fm Mike. Easily done I think
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:26pm Sebastian:

you could take out a door and try to sleihg down some stairs
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:26pm fm Mike:

Hey Call Screener guy, I'm sorry I (Listener Mike from South Carolina) had to hang up the phone. I thought I had a customer.

My idea was Ken chasing Andy with a drone, and a tattoo gun is attached to the drone, and Ken is trying to tattoo Andy while he's chasing him.
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:27pm Rob (Jerzcity):

How bout you try to break in to the post office next door - all caricature cat burglar-like
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:27pm Nick the Bard:

>call screener guy

I have a name you know.... :/
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:28pm fm Mike:

I'm sorry lol

I now know you as Nick.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:28pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Too late, you are now dubbed call screener guy
     Wed. 3/29/17 6:29pm Listener Robert:

Used to be Ken's secret weapon vs. Andy was threatening to get naked.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:30pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I hope the Girls On Fire can be part of this. Maybe at the end, pan over to them and they shake their heads in a disapproving fashion.
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:30pm Rob (Jerzcity):

Maybe Ken and Andy could re-enact the intro (or a scene) from Rick and Morty!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:30pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Hey Robert
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:31pm alex in Brooklyn:

does anyone have a skateboard there? you could do a spooky-glide thing like the nun from The Blues Brothers
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:32pm Switchblade Batman:

Do the bear rape
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:32pm melinda:

No more bear-rape.
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:33pm Switchblade Batman:

How about Ken sues the bear for sexual harrassment?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:33pm PMD:

no more bears. We need a third idea.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:34pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Leave it to Andy to make a simple idea into a complex idea
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:34pm orpheusviking:

will the cd come out? til the swelling goes down. could you snapchat the answer charade style?
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:34pm Asheville Jon:

how about 10 seconds of Andy rearranging records in the library while Banana Fingers is tied to a chair with his eyes taped open having to stare at the action.
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:34pm fm Mike:

Oh no, not Dancing Bear. That's a porno thing.
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:35pm fm Mike:

@ ASHEVILLE JOHN, YES!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:35pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Do one of those trust fall things.
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:35pm foofs:

Simulating rape is in very poor taste. Have them going at it willingly.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:36pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

foofs you havent been listening long have you?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:36pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Poor taste is Andys hallmark
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:37pm Fredericks:

Are people seeing these pictures? If so, How?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:38pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

On snapchat: sevensecdelay
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:38pm Jeff:

This insight into Andy's process is giving me goosebumps!

It's as if I'm a fly on the wall in the "Hot to Trot" writing room.
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:38pm herb.nyc:

SAVE Andy's scribblings / notes for future marathon prizes.
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:38pm foofs:

I just dont want the bear to get in trouble
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:39pm Rob (Jerzcity):

Accordion to my time machine?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:39pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

ITS ALL ABOUT THE BEAR
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:39pm Chuck:

This is beautiful
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:39pm Jeff:

Can Emily cut some bunny ears out of construction paper?
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:40pm Sam:

Andy should come back as a cup of coffee! Is there a coffee filter?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:40pm PMD:

Ken is the hippie!
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:41pm Fredericks:

Thanks Aaron, but it didn't work for me. Can you post a link?
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:41pm Chris M.:

@Jeff: i've seen Hot To Trot twice.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:44pm Frito Puente:

Andy's closing Line:

"The future is hare-raising!" <snapchat filter kicks in>
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:44pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Fredricks, its a smart phone app, not online
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:44pm Will from Seattle:

just play the music on youtube
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:45pm common:

@chris m. I saw the poster in Philly last week and looked for andy's name. Couldn't find it
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:45pm fm Mike:

@ Frito, yes.
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:45pm Marcel M:

But can he core an apple?
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:46pm fm Mike:

Somebody record-record this. I don't have Snap Chat.
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:46pm Fredericks:

Do screen captures, for goodness sake!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:46pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

KIM GET ON IT AND POST IT ON FACEBOOK
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:48pm tomasz.:

our dead air beats their air
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:48pm Asheville Jon:

F disgracebook
     Wed. 3/29/17 6:48pm Listener Robert:

Ken said at the beginning they were going to also make it available on some non-ephemeral platform.
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:48pm fm Mike:

Noice
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:49pm Bklyn Kid:

somebody print this out? I dont have so many apps
Avatar Wed. 3/29/17 6:49pm Marcel M:

@Frito: Haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:49pm PMD:

Yes - American Pie
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:50pm melinda:

That would be hilarious
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:51pm fm Mike:

That was a good rehearsal.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:52pm Sebastian:

this is radio-gold, again!
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:52pm fm Mike:

This is why we pledged :)
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:52pm fm Mike:

Andy sounds like Tony the Tiger there lol
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:52pm Sam:

You gotta lose the hare raising line, that just makes it ridiculous.
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:52pm Sam:

Come up with something funnier
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:53pm Sebastian:

no way, frito's line is the icing
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:56pm Jeff:

Does sevensecdelay have to add people back for them to see this masterpiece?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:57pm PMD:

Fleas
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:57pm chris:

sleaze
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:57pm Jeff:

Aw, jeez.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:57pm Sebastian:

grease
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:57pm Sam:

John Cleese!
Avatar    Wed. 3/29/17 6:58pm fm Mike:

And we could call it... WIFE FIGHT!
     Wed. 3/29/17 6:58pm Listener Robert:

No fair! Andy has a 2-1 advantage in wives.
  Wed. 3/29/17 6:59pm ian:

whats the snapchat again?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 6:59pm chris:

sevensecdelay
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/29/17 6:59pm Sebastian:

thanks guys!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/29/17 7:00pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

CUE THE SAMBA
  Wed. 3/29/17 7:48pm Zephyr:

I thought a good Snapchat movie would be Ken beating the 3:00 Wednesday DJ with a toilet plunger...
  Thu. 3/30/17 3:49pm forked tongue:

Zephyr, that premium would get my highest pledge ever.
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