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Options March 22, 2017: Tonight We Honor Your Sacrifice!
The first show, post-fundraising marathon, and Ken and Andy are following up with some pledgers. In particular, tonight's show is used to award special prizes to the most destitute of pledgers from the marathon. Fans from last week call in with their stories, and Andy uses his spidey-sense and/or BS Detector verify the destitution of the callers.

The contenders are:
-A man named Nacho, with a $9000 credit card.
-A Chinese food delivery driver named Ron, who has no monthly income after insurance and car payment. As we listen in to a delivery, Ron forgets change, so he gets a huge tip of fifteen dollars extra for what turns out to be the wrong order. There is a chance he could lose his job over this. (Later, Ron calls back to let the team know how it all turned out)
-Artist and designer Scott from Alameda, who got laid off, and can't afford to live in his affluent town anymore, where he had moved to give his daughter the best shot at a good education. He is $90,000 in debt.
-A disabled caller who hasn't worked in years, can't afford gas or water, and had to chop firewood to stay warm. She has $25,000 in debt. -Emily from "In Real Life" makes her case as an underemployed private librarian.
-A caller who is $300,000 in debt.
-A man who can not afford to hire someone to shovel his driveway.


Ken sticks to his strict "no refunds" rule, but does hand out sweet prizes to the winners.


Also, Andy and Ken get their stories straight regarding Ken and his illegal cars. And there is an extra long theme song today - due to technical difficulties with Skype!

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Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:02pm herb.nyc:

hi all. ya think Chuck Berry sacrificed himself for 7SD?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I got a hangnail from pushing the pledge button so many times.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:03pm dale:

any death predictions tonight?
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:03pm PMD:

I heard a non 7sd version of this song. Was weird.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:03pm dale:

guess andy's late to the ball.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:04pm common:

andy sounds like he's in a cardboard box.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:04pm PMD:

Are you there Andy? It's me Margaret.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:04pm dale:

he can't believe he got through. he loves his show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:05pm dale:

bad wifi signal in the masturbatorium?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:05pm Greg from ZONE 5:

Evening, gang!
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:05pm Jack:

Is Andy calling from the poorhouse? Did the Marathon break him? Did he have to sell the gold-plated front porch?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:06pm -max-:

Best show ever!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:06pm steve:

i feel like Andy's earned this in light of the past two weeks
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:06pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Why don't we all just call Andy's cell number? It was revealed on a recent show, as I recall.
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:06pm Will:

is Andy trying out drone music?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:07pm chris:

woohoo!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:08pm PMD:

There should be a show where Ken tries to reach Andy on all different forms of communication. Would be great.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:09pm dale:

my car i bought in 2003. but fmu is more important than my comfort and/or safety.
Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:09pm herb.nyc:

let's start a rumor that Ken started a PAC.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:10pm steve:

how many cell numbers did we get?
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:10pm Elle Tor's Husband:

Don't EVEN talk about the fleet of ATVs that Ken uses to hunt hippies...
Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:12pm herb.nyc:

*coincidence* - i adopted Andy this year and Ken just said "144", which is my house address!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:13pm dale:

check their credit rating.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:13pm Nick the Bard:

I'm going to be writing down e-mail addresses and such tonight when you call in to get on the air, so try to have some patience with me tonight
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:14pm PMD:

Pledge versus pay...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:15pm dale:

i pledged my whole 365 during the soak and hope it stuck. you're welcome andy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:16pm melinda:

Good work, Dale
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:17pm Rai:

Wonder if Yngdave is listening. No one could beat his pledge ratio.
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:18pm michelle mello:

I wonder if the pillow will arrive faster or slower than the graphic novel??
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:18pm Sam:

Wow, Andy's not actually in the studio?? I never would have known from his tinny, distant sounding voice. Seriously Andy, get your ass into the magic factory for your show, it sounds crappy like this.
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:18pm michelle mello:

pillow cases*
Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:18pm Linda Lee:

anyone want to phone in & pretend to be me? i'm disabled, no work in three years, live in an old farmhouse with no heat, cooking gas or running water because i can't afford repairs, can't drive because i can't afford to repair my car & i sent fmu 15 dollars! :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:19pm dale:

the graphic novel was worth the wait. i can stain my own pillowcase until 7sd's comes.
Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:19pm Linda Lee:

i have a terrible phone voice. so i'm not calling. :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:20pm Folsom:

Didn't Bex donate a bunch of money?
Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:20pm herb.nyc:

ugh, i gotta talk to Andy about "foreigners"; i don't want my adoptee to one day enter a conversation and then get punched out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:20pm dale:

you have a giving voice - that's all that matters
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:20pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@LL - Have Ken arrange to run your voice through the demonizer. :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:21pm melinda:

Go for it, Linda!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:21pm steve:

you should call Linda
Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:22pm Linda Lee:

naw, i'd feel silly. :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:23pm dale:

get a baseball jersey out of it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:23pm Nick the Bard:

@Linda - have you heard me on the air? You can be worse than retard kermit the frog (tha'ts how I get described)
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:23pm Cops:

Can't you just renew a driver's license online?
Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:24pm Linda Lee:

it's a fun idea, but i don't think i can do it. :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:25pm Nick the Bard:

can = can't (gah, stupid fingers)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:25pm PMD:

Linda, I can call if you want
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:25pm steve:

i have a good job but boatloads of credit card debt, more than the other guy...
Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:26pm Linda Lee:

go for it PMD! pretend to be me! get some swag! that would be funny! you can also mention that i owe about $25,ooo to various people. :-D
Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:27pm Linda Lee:

maybe not though, they'll have to check your pledge. :-D
Avatar Wed. 3/22/17 6:27pm Marcel M:

haha.. wow. That was enthralling radio.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:28pm dale:

HAH - please her sexually....big sausage pizza!
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:29pm Matt in Hillsborough:

I AM LOOKING AT PORN RIGHT NOW
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:29pm steve:

wow this is some drama
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:30pm Nick the Bard:

@Linda - Pamela is on hold for you, so, maybe try to work someothing with her incase they start asking questions and stuff
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:30pm Sam:

You show up with the wrong food and no change? Ha, that's why I never order delivery.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:30pm dale:

lazy-assed chinese food orderers - can't be bothered to pick it up in person and THEN get all fussy about what they get.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:30pm PMD:

I'm not going to take the swag! You can email Ken your email address if you win.
Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:30pm herb.nyc:

RON is indeed a real good guy. buddha bless him.
Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:31pm Linda Lee:

you'll have to own up that you're calling for me. not sure they'll go for that. sweet of you honey, but never mind. :-)
     Wed. 3/22/17 6:31pm Listener Robert:

Hey, it's all Chinese food -- just Italian with lots of extra salt and whose tomato sauce has gone brown. There are distinctions within that?
Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:31pm Linda Lee:

let poor Ron get the swag! :-D
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:32pm PMD:

They know me
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:32pm Nick the Bard:

I gave ken a note that she's calling for you, so it's not like it's any kind of secret there
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:32pm Sam:

We should get like 10 people calling in claiming to be Linda Lee. Nick will you put them all through?
Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:32pm Linda Lee:

oh boy. Lol
Avatar Wed. 3/22/17 6:32pm Marcel M:

How sad is it that people go through this shit for a good school system?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:32pm PMD:

@Sam that would be great!
Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:32pm Linda Lee:

haha!! Sam, that's funny. Lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:33pm Nick the Bard:

Well now that I know about your cunning plan here....
Avatar Wed. 3/22/17 6:33pm Marcel M:

His debt is a fraction of Andy's kitchen!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:33pm common:

good idea, sam
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:33pm Sam:

I just want to blow Andy's mind
Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:34pm Linda Lee:

you are all hereby authorized to use my name. i have to go chop firewood or i'll freeze tonight! Lol
Avatar Wed. 3/22/17 6:35pm Marcel M:

A scholar who has never seen Monk..
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:36pm PMD:

he disconnected me!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:36pm common:

dammit!
Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:36pm Linda Lee:

no worries Love. :-)
relax. enjoy the show.
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:37pm Sam:

How about backstage VIP passes to the Breckman Masturbatorium? Now that's a prize!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:38pm dale:

i thought I was your best buddy on the chatboard....
Avatar Wed. 3/22/17 6:38pm Marcel M:

If people are not terrified to call its probably a bad show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:39pm common:

good work, pmd!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:39pm melinda:

Upstate NY somewhere
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:40pm Ken From Hyde Park:

She's up in the Catskills. I forget what town.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:40pm dale:

i called during the show where andy asks you a question and you answer with a disguised voice and he guesses if you are a man or a woman. he asked 'if harriet tubman was an ice cream what flavor would she be?' i stumbled and said 'chocolate nut' and he laughed 'THAT'S A GUY!'
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:40pm dale:

i think she's in delaware county. long drive.
     Wed. 3/22/17 6:41pm Listener Robert:

She might have to burn the shirt for warmth.
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:41pm Sam:

I always thought of Harriet Tubman as maple walnut.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:41pm Ken From Hyde Park:

When Dave Hill asks what people are wearing, Linda says she's wrapped up in like seven layers and her cat provides warmth.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:42pm PMD:

@Listener Ropbert, thank you for that joke!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:42pm dale:

maple walnut is an upstate ny or midwestern flavor - where are you sam? my dad LOVED maple walnut.
Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:43pm Asheville Jon:

LINDA LEE!!!
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:43pm Sam:

I'm in jersey but I grew up in Poughkeepsie
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:43pm melinda:

Good show idea.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:43pm Kurt Gottschalk:

there's got to be some of those chris t lighters still laying around.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:44pm dale:

stewart's has maple walnut. stewart's has decent ice cream.
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:45pm Sam:

I used to love the Stewarts make your own sundae bar. I'd get mint chocolate chip and put every single topping on it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:45pm dale:

will it be a speed queen?
Avatar    Wed. 3/22/17 6:46pm herb.nyc:

i read John Waters' "car sick" book, where he hitchhikes across USandA. he was not raped, and he met so many nice people.
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:46pm Sam:

Linda should have a show called "Shirts on fire"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:46pm dale:

they don't have a sundae bar by mine in middletown. there's a golden corral all you can eat joint and they have a sundae bar. but the food blows.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:47pm melinda:

I didn't know there was such a thing as freelance librarian.
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:48pm Sam:

I think Stewart's discontinued it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:49pm Nick the Bard:

tellingmeyouremailaddressonthephonelikethisisjustsomuchfunwheniahvetowriteitdownandthephonelinesaren'tthebestoneitherend
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 6:49pm Ken From Hyde Park:

A Golden Corral opened in Poughkeepsie last month (delayed since September) and then they closed the place already. I don't know what's going on with it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:50pm dale:

food is bad here. everyone who says they knew the restaurant in the south said it's just not as good up here.
     Wed. 3/22/17 6:51pm Listener Robert:

Reminds me of that character Clay Pigeon played who endlessly harangued someone on a train or somewhere about cheeses & how great they were.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:52pm dale:

i should have just eaten all the chicken out of it and returned.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:52pm dale:

HE...
  Wed. 3/22/17 6:53pm Sam:

Exactly. When someone gives you the wrong food, always eat most of it before you tell them.
     Wed. 3/22/17 6:53pm Listener Robert:

Delivered chicken & broccoli was a plot point in the 1-act play "Prospectus" that my friend Allen Rickman was in. They packed the chicken & broccoli separately, so one of the office people complained about how he got no chicken in his chicken & broccoli, & the other about how he got no broccoli in his chicken & broccoli.
Avatar Wed. 3/22/17 6:54pm Marcel M:

hahahhahaha... oh man. Ron made the show. Great show boychicks.
Avatar Wed. 3/22/17 6:54pm Marcel M:

Oh wow hes 21! His whole life ahead of him... He'll be fine.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 6:56pm dale:

this guy wins for emotional destitution.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/22/17 7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Chuck Barris had nothing on you guys, I'll tell you that!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/22/17 7:00pm dale:

he did get to murder people in the cia... he had that.
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