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Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Options February 1, 2017: Ken and Andy Channel Podcasts and Bleed Anally and Massively
Ken and Andy have given up! They need help to sound more witty and interesting, so they decide to borrow dialogue from smart, well versed podcasters. Through earbuds, Ken and Andy channel feeds from a variety of podcasts, allowing them to provide knowledge in real time on quite a diverse range of material. Topics include naturism, birding, stock trading, fashion talk, foodie talk, Richard Ford, the presidential election, and supermensch Shep Gordon. Note: This episode was pre-recorded. Andy explains that airing it means Ken is likely being treated for massive anal bleeding. (Recap by Andrew M)

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Listener comments!

  Wed. 2/1/17 6:04pm mg:

I rarely hear anything as stupid as what y'all just said.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park:

OK...throw this up on the acronym pile: MAB = Massive Anal Bleeding.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:04pm -Ken:

You must not have been listening to this show very long, MG.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/1/17 6:05pm common:

you can fake it.
     Wed. 2/1/17 6:08pm Listener Robert:

Another puppet/automated Ken and/or Andy show. Some of those have been very good. Some...I won't write about now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:10pm melinda:

Naturism! I knew it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:11pm -Ken:

Well played Melinda!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:15pm melinda:

I learned all about naturism on In Real Life.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/1/17 6:16pm Julie:

oh boy birdcasting
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:16pm -Ken:

Wednesday night is going to an all-naturist format
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:17pm melinda:

haha
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/1/17 6:17pm Julie:

Evan "Nude" Davies
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:18pm cklequ:

6-7 Wednesday nights have been all naturist in my apartment for years.
On account of i can't afford a masturbatorium.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:18pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Honky Tonk Radio Nudity
     Wed. 2/1/17 6:19pm Listener Robert:

Nice save subbing your usual no. for the podcaster's phone #.
     Wed. 2/1/17 6:20pm Listener Robert:

I would not have thought of that on the fly. Hmm...birding...fly....
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:21pm Rai:

I hope they do an old SSD episde at some point but reverse the roles.
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:22pm Sam:

What the hell is going on????
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:22pm -Ken:

Sam, Andy and I are channeling podcasts. Right now, it's a birding podcast.
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:23pm Sam:

You mean reading transcripts of podcasts? What does channeling mean?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:23pm melinda:

Bird social media...now it's getting interesting.
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:23pm eye in the sky:

Now 7SD is REALLY for the birds!
Avatar Wed. 2/1/17 6:23pm cosmic matrix:

I love the forced laughter.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:24pm -Ken:

Sam, channeling is when we hear something in our headphones and articulate what we hear in real time.
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:25pm Sam:

Ah
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/1/17 6:25pm coelacanth:

Ken, this is what you should do for the morning show. every day pick one/several of the worst morning shows (and they all are competing for the worst) and "channel" them. use different fmu djs every day in a not strict rotating schedule, and maybe listeners.
maybe make fake commercials a lá the who sell out -only without the lawsuits.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/1/17 6:26pm JakeGould:

So this is a transcript of podcasts? Hilarious!!!
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:26pm eye in the sky:

Just threw up in my mouth a little bit...
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:26pm Sam:

You guys should channel a Howard Stern show, Ken can do Howard and Andy can do Robin's part. Nick the Bard can handle the Baba bouie lines.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:27pm cklequ:

If you don't throw up in your mouth a little bit, you're tuned to the wrong station.
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:28pm eye in the sky:

Consolidate these suckers off a bridge...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/1/17 6:29pm coelacanth:

so Sam, you like my idea!
     Wed. 2/1/17 6:29pm Listener Robert:

What would be hilarious is if one of you wound up channeling a copyright notice.
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:29pm Sam:

uh huh
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:30pm technicolor interpositive:

- huh huh huh huh huh huh -
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:30pm mayorfrank:

"Mr. Simco, Mr. Chernoff on line 2 and he's mad for some reason."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:31pm Alison Porchnik:

This is the best one!
Avatar Wed. 2/1/17 6:31pm cosmic matrix:

If you guys could do this in Spanish, then you could be professional translators!
Avatar Wed. 2/1/17 6:32pm cosmic matrix:

I like how Ken sort of changes his voice when he does it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/1/17 6:32pm coelacanth:

hahaha! now with harmony!
Avatar Wed. 2/1/17 6:32pm cosmic matrix:

Is his character a girl?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:33pm cklequ:

This just got ten times better.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:33pm melinda:

@cosmic: I noticed that too.
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:33pm mayorfrank:

we just don't know where it leads, but what it breaks. Thanks.
Avatar Wed. 2/1/17 6:33pm cosmic matrix:

Hey, now you guys could hire yourselves out as an automatic vocal doubler.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/1/17 6:33pm -max-:

Sounds like Kenny G. is doing a fill-in show...
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:34pm Sam:

Now get Irwin in on this!
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:34pm Sam:

And the bikini girls
Avatar Wed. 2/1/17 6:34pm cosmic matrix:

I think all programs should be like this now. 2 DJ's like 2 drummers!
Avatar Wed. 2/1/17 6:34pm Fredericks:

I almost bailed on this one. Now, I feel validated.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:35pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Ha ha...for extra challenge, find a way to speed up the podcaster's voice by 20%.
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:35pm Torbjørn:

@-max-, I agree very much, definitely has a Kenny G vibe. It's pretty great.
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:35pm mayorfrank:

music
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/1/17 6:36pm JakeGould:

Crummy bagels? Winces on the part of his ancestors? Jesus christ what a snit!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/1/17 6:37pm coelacanth:

you don't have any helium handy, do you?
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:38pm Sam:

You should be honored that they have green bagels on St Patrick's day! God forbid people of different backgrounds come together and share cultures.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/1/17 6:39pm coelacanth:

Andy periodically sucks in some helium and Ken is periodically getting poked by Irwin with a pin.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/1/17 6:41pm Julie:

whoa
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:41pm melinda:

This is getting really good.
Avatar Wed. 2/1/17 6:42pm Linda Lee:

just tuning in. what are these maniacs doing?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/1/17 6:42pm coelacanth:

that's how to make a bigger ball of kim chi. dig a deeper hole.
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:42pm Sam:

They're plagiarizing other people's podcasts
Avatar Wed. 2/1/17 6:43pm Linda Lee:

ai yi yi ..
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 2/1/17 6:44pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@LL - It's a prerecorded 7SD episode. Ken has withdrawal symptoms from OTC cold/flu medicine.
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:44pm JakeGould:

Who is Kim Chi? The new temp?
Avatar Wed. 2/1/17 6:44pm Linda Lee:

figured it's pre-recorded .. election is in the future.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/1/17 6:44pm coelacanth:

i can't tell when you're telling the truth...
how do i know what you say is...
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:44pm Sam:

OTC stands for anal bleeding by the way
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:46pm Sam:

Is this NPR?
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:47pm JakeGould:

This is so good! I like it so much.
Avatar Wed. 2/1/17 6:47pm cosmic matrix:

hahahha listening to Ken channelling in fast-forward!!!! wow I could listen to that and Andy fake laughing for 3 hours straight.
Avatar Wed. 2/1/17 6:48pm Linda Lee:

hahahahaha.
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:49pm Sam:

What could go wrong??
Avatar Wed. 2/1/17 6:52pm Fredericks:

This started out terrible. Now, I don't want it to end.
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:55pm Boy Gary:

Ba ba booey!
  Wed. 2/1/17 6:55pm Sam:

Oh, Ken. I wish you could hear yourself sometimes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/1/17 6:56pm -max-:

I'm not.
You don't.
Avatar Wed. 2/1/17 6:56pm Fredericks:

Now, it sounds like Ken in the confessional.
Avatar Wed. 2/1/17 6:57pm Linda Lee:

it's like body parts! it's insane.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/1/17 6:58pm JakeGould:

It’s great how stupid these podcasts sound when regurgitated.
Avatar Wed. 2/1/17 7:01pm Fredericks:

Jake, many sound stupid straight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Thu. 2/2/17 10:14am Marcel M:

That opening 6 minutes was pure gold!
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