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Options December 7, 2016: Tonight Only: 30 Second Delay!
Andy goes to the dentist and comes back with an astute Rock and Roll observation. For the main act, Andy crafts the world's most offensive email on Ken's email account. Andy then sends the email, and Ken has to race against the clock, running from three floors away to try and stop the email from being sent to over 400 people (including a Beastie Boy)! Nick, Irwin, and the Bikini Girls (Josephine and Collette) are there to bear witness to all the excitement. Also covered is Andy's new new charity, the "Smart as Boys Foundation."

Recap by Andrew M.

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:02pm Marcel M:

I hope I get an email!
Avatar Wed. 12/7/16 6:05pm Chris M.:

@Marcel M: same!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:06pm common:

i love that record cover.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:06pm Marcel M:

An Alpaca spells high hopes.
Avatar Wed. 12/7/16 6:08pm Chris M.:

pretty sure they're dogs on the cover. everyone knows that. come on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:11pm Marcel M:

@Chris: I'm gonna put it on the fridge with a magnet.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:13pm Greg from ZONE 5:

Seems like this idea should have been pocketed for Week 2 of the Marathon…
  Wed. 12/7/16 6:14pm veronica:

Anyone know what the email says? I missed the last 10 min
  Wed. 12/7/16 6:14pm max:

anyone ever try this on AOL in the 90s? You could unsend as long as the user hadn't checked their email, as long as they were also an AOL email account
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:15pm Linda Lee:

let's have that dick shot! absolutely.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:15pm melinda:

This is hilarious
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:15pm Linda Lee:

we don't know what it says yet, veronica.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:16pm Linda Lee:

we, the listeners, can boycott the station in protest. game over.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:17pm Marcel M:

Career is a funny word... isn't it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:19pm common:

career....hilarious, marcel!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:20pm Marcel M:

;-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:21pm melinda:

how do we sign up for the email?
  Wed. 12/7/16 6:21pm grambam:

grambam@mailinator.com
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:21pm cklequ:

email ken@wfmu.org melinda
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:22pm Greg from ZONE 5:

Adrock HAHA!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:22pm Marcel M:

Hahahaha
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:22pm Marcel M:

This is great
Avatar Wed. 12/7/16 6:22pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Ad-Rock on the list!
  Wed. 12/7/16 6:27pm herb.nyc:

Is this a white power / anti-Jew email?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:29pm Julie:

Will feel left out of I don't get one!
Avatar Wed. 12/7/16 6:29pm Chris M.:

this is incredible.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:30pm cklequ:

The only reason i listen to this show is for the weekly white power emails.
Keep 'em coming.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:31pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Can you add president@whitehouse.gov to the list?
     Wed. 12/7/16 6:31pm Listener Robert:

Other DJs & volunteers creating extra traffic on the spiral stairs?
  Wed. 12/7/16 6:31pm Dean:

Email message differs from Subject: line? That is its most embarrassing quality!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:32pm melinda:

I like hearing the clicking of the keyboard.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:33pm chris:

"no, Jeff, we are not cheating" is the queue to absolutely cheat, Jeff!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:34pm Ken From Hyde Park:

What's the cheat, turning off the ethernet port to the computer?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:35pm Linda Lee:

frankly, i'd just go ahead & cheat.
  Wed. 12/7/16 6:37pm herb.nyc:

Andy sounds like Victor Borge on the keyboard, such melody and precision.
  Wed. 12/7/16 6:37pm Dean:

Alt+s (Windows)
Command+Shift+d (Apple)
  Wed. 12/7/16 6:37pm Fredericks:

Will it be saved as a draft?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:39pm brendanswfmuaccount:

Oh man, I hope I got on the list.
Avatar Wed. 12/7/16 6:39pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Andy sounds like Herman Munster when he laughs.
  Wed. 12/7/16 6:39pm Fredericks:

No Veronica. We all missed it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:39pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Alternate cheat: Access Gmail from the phone and unsend it while on the way downstairs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:40pm Linda Lee:

excellent idea Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:43pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

ALERT.....ALERT........TONIGHT IN IN REAL LIFE.....some idiot with a text to speech software program will be interviewed........not my finest hour but hey anything to get on WFMU
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:43pm Linda Lee:

what show, Aaron?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:44pm Linda Lee:

:-D
Avatar Wed. 12/7/16 6:44pm Chris M.:

is Ken going to slide over the top of the studio a desk? and what about the time it takes to look at the screen and click it? oh my goodness. 30 seconds doesn't seem possible.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:44pm Linda Lee:

oh, wait. .. i missed an 'IN' ..
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:44pm Marcel M:

Yeah it doesn't seem possible at all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:46pm Linda Lee:

Ken won't make it without cheating!
  Wed. 12/7/16 6:46pm HuskLife:

Please unplug the mouse for when Andy gets there
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:46pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I hope someone is someone is going to record this on video, for marathon premium or whatever.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:47pm chris:

Irwin, you're the safety valve! Prepare to click Undo.
  Wed. 12/7/16 6:47pm Tony:

As far as I can tell you can't touch Gmail after the message is sent, otherwise the "undo" option goes away
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:48pm Linda Lee:

i think we're all getting this email tonight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:49pm Greg from ZONE 5:

Spiral stairs and finding the cursor = No way
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:49pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Fatal flaw: We're all going to know each others email addresses. Unless it's all bcc:.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:50pm Linda Lee:

Andy's changed the content to something innocuous. wait & see.
  Wed. 12/7/16 6:51pm Dean:

Rick roll
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:52pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Tonight after this show, I will have my career ending interview on tonights IN REAL LIFE
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:53pm Jeff:

There he goes!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:53pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Exciting!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:53pm brendanswfmuaccount:

Moment of truth!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:53pm Linda Lee:

did he send the email??
Avatar Wed. 12/7/16 6:54pm ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Oh man this is too funny.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:54pm Marcel M:

Good lord!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:54pm Greg from ZONE 5:

NO WAY!!!
  Wed. 12/7/16 6:54pm max:

18 seconds?
  Wed. 12/7/16 6:54pm KM:

21 seconds
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:54pm Linda Lee:

that was 3 floors? no way!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:54pm melinda:

I didn't think he would make it.
Avatar Wed. 12/7/16 6:54pm Chris M.:

wow
  Wed. 12/7/16 6:55pm Dean:

Just post the message to the comments board.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:55pm Marcel M:

Impressive
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:55pm melinda:

Practice runs paid off.
     Wed. 12/7/16 6:56pm Listener Robert:

Captain Tolerance would not approve of Andy's content, if he wasn't his secret identity.
  Wed. 12/7/16 6:56pm grambam:

love
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:56pm Linda Lee:

i'd say he still has a shot at AG. even a better one.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:56pm melinda:

Great show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:56pm Nick the Bard:

I got to see the e-mail. It was a real thing, be glad you guy didn't get it
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:56pm nfrae:

We will pay money for that email!!
  Wed. 12/7/16 6:57pm herb.nyc:

Edward Snowden actually has a copy of the email!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:57pm nfrae:

Cold hard cash!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/7/16 6:57pm brendanswfmuaccount:

2017 Premium material!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Ken, click Print!
  Wed. 12/7/16 6:59pm ?:

Lots for guys on the radio think they are funny but Ken and Andy are REALLY funny. Good show guys.
  Wed. 12/7/16 7:02pm Fredericks:

Best radio drama I heard by these two. Excellent use of the medium. The Medium is the message.
  Wed. 12/7/16 7:02pm Fredericks:

Massage!
  Wed. 12/7/16 7:07pm cavorting with nudists:

Never mind the video, give out the email as a marathon premium.
  Wed. 12/7/16 7:08pm Fredericks:

Cavorting? Been so long!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/7/16 8:42pm -Ken:

I saved the email as a text document. It is truly truly horrible. Thank God it didn't get sent.
  Fri. 12/9/16 12:08pm Rob:

Video:
https://www.facebook.com/7SecDelay/posts/940647992732326
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