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Playlist for 13 July 2016 Options | Active Shooter Training Wheels

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Porest  Passport Please   Options Modern Journal of Popular Savagery 
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Porest  The Field Recordings   Options Modern Journal of Popular Savagery 
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Warning  Why Can the Bodies Fly   Options Warning 
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Cabaret Voltaire  Nag Nag Nag   Options The Living Legends 
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Chrome  Abstract Nympho   Options Chrome Box 
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Swans  People Like Us   Options The Glowing Man 
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Bondage  En La Moto   Options Mini-LP 
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Les Agamemnonz  The Grazie   Options De A a Z 
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Jimmy Creasey  2000 Light Years From Home   Options Surfin Jack Flash 
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The Kleptones  Unwanted Whisper   Options Shits and Giggles 
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SQURL  Funnel of Love feat Madeline Follin   Options Only Lovers Left Alive OST 
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Krzysztof Penderecki  De Natura Sonoris No. 2   Options The Shining Soundtrack      0:51:15 ()
Porest  Diplomat Smile   Options Modern Journal of Popular Savagery 
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Sheiss Flote  Take on Me   Options  
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François de Roubaix / Bernard Maitre  Hawaienne through Track 12 or so   Options Les Onix: Enregistrements Meconnus pour Marionettes, Theatre et Television (1972-76) 
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Porest  Emerging Global Consciousness   Options       1:14:39 ()
The Night Air  Cutting a Chicken   Options Best of the Night Air Vol 1 
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Matthew Sweet & Susanna Hoffs  She May Call You Up Tonight   Options Under the Covers 1 
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The Monkees  Our Own World   Options Good Times 
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Puker  Wasteoid   Options Perfect Hair Forever      1:21:55 ()
Dave Soldier  Cold Wet Steel   Options The Kropotkins 
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Elliot Sharpe's Terraplane  Dust My Broom   Options Terraplane 
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DNA  Little Ants   Options  
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Lonnie Holley  Earthly Things   Options Just Before Music 
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Brian Reitzell  Last Summer   Options Auto Music 
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Steely Dan  Dont Take Me Alive   Options The Royal Scam 
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Music behind DJ:
Johnathan Kane 
Sis   Options  
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Porest  Worm Sum   Options Modern Journal of Popular Savagery 
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Negativland  Aluminum or Glass - The Memo   Options Dispepsi 
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Warning  Wild Roses for the Exit   Options Warning 
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Sigh  A Sunset Song   Options Imaginary Sonicscape 
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David Wilkerson Productions  Side Two   Options The Rapture: A News media Documentary of The Day Christ Returns 
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The Relatives  What's Wrong With America?   Options Live At The Bell House For WFMU 
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Casa Loma Orchestra  Happy Days Are Here Again   Options  
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Porest  Shakled   Options Modern Journal of Popular Savagery 
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Think  Once You Understand   Options  
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Wing  Don't Cry for Me Argentina   Options  
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John Otway  Green Green Grass of Home   Options  
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Ernst Soup  Gwenno Bowskie Chubby Little Loser   Options  
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Friends of Nani Nani     
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Listener comments!

Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 6:42am People Like Us:

herro
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 6:42am -Ken:

Morning all - it's great to almost be back!
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 6:42am People Like Us:

DARGGHGHH! Stop it
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 6:43am cory:

hi kens and non-kens
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 7:02am -Ken:

stop what Vicki?
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 7:03am People Like Us:

you made me jump up there
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 7:05am -Ken:

I did no such thing
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 7:05am People Like Us:

did
  Wed. 7/13/16 7:12am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Hello, Ken, cory, Vicky!

Great to have you almost back, Ken! When you are away it feels like Wednesday never happened.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 7:41am AnAnonymousParty:

@Ken: It's almost great to have you back.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 7:41am -Ken:

aww thank you f0f0 and AAP
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 8:17am sphere:

hello all
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 8:23am -Ken:

Hello sphere! Any requests anybody? Better getting them now than during.. and please let me know of formats or URLs
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 8:38am Marcel M:

G'morning Ken and friends.

Welcome back Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 8:43am -Ken:

No requests? It's OK. I have tons of annoying crap to play.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 8:43am -Ken:

Hay Marcel!
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 8:44am Yvang:

Hello! Annoying is my favorite kind of crap!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 8:44am Marcel M:

Ok, Ken, play, "Dub Will Tear Us Apart," by Jah Division.
  Wed. 7/13/16 8:45am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Request:
- Porest - Field Recordings

Non-request:
- A cory's request
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 8:46am Marcel M:

And/or that Walrus cover by Boris and Merzbow that you didn't get a chance to play that other time.
  Wed. 7/13/16 8:47am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Ops. Correction:

Porest - The Field Recording

From his fantastic new album!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 8:48am -Ken:

Now we're talkin!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 8:49am cory:

actually, that's what i was going to request
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 8:51am Marcel M:

I like that boat gif at the top. Is that from something? It looks like a dreamy scene.
  Wed. 7/13/16 8:52am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

cooory!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 8:53am -Ken:

That's the final scene of "Children of Men"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 8:55am cory:

sry, had to go kidnap a dog
did i miss anything?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 8:55am Marcel M:

Ah! Thanks
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 8:55am maestroso:

Good morning Ken and welcome back!. "Children of Men" looks like a movie to see.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 8:56am cory:

and now we have to go for a walk
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 8:58am Marcel M:

@Cory: And next you'll have to feed him... It never ends!
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:01am People Like Us:

hurray
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 9:01am Marcel M:

Haaa
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:02am bobdoesthings:

goodmorning
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:02am Jack:

Is the flashing red and black satanic gif from "Berberian Sound Studio"?
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:02am Todd Rundgren:

Ony 22 mins on a LP? Nope, not even close.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 9:03am Mark S:

this is rockin
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 9:03am Marcel M:

Gotta watch that surface noise Todd... take it easy.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 9:04am Wild Neil:

Peace Ken et al.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 9:04am Marcel M:

Words of wisdom:

18:00-20:00 = Very Good
20:00-22:00 = Good
22:00-24:00 = Fair
Above 24:00 = If you insist.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:05am MD:

Bring da Rock My Friend!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:05am MD:

Hello World-wide Freeform Mob!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:07am Ken From Hyde Park:

Greetings, noise makers and noise takers! And Drumpf, the faker!
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:07am Torbjørn:

Porest is great. I don't fully understand how he fits into the Sublime frequencies / Bishop brothers scene, but I absolutely love that it does.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:08am People Like Us:

he has been making field recordings for decades, that's how
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 9:10am Mark S:

POREST
TITLE Modern Journal of Popular Savagery

www.forcedexposure.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:10am -Ken:

Sorry ! Had to bail out on Porest after Fuck #4!
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:11am People Like Us:

warned you about that one!
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:11am People Like Us:

he's sending a bleeped one to the station
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:11am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Oh, no! Did Ken triggered the dump button? Couldn't hear the end of the Porest song. The version on Vicki's show is censored.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:11am Ken From Hyde Park:

Congrats on your new prime minister, Vicki. I hope things work out.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:12am People Like Us:

never heard of her
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:12am -Ken:

Warnings are for Hootie & The Blowfish. And little girls.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:13am People Like Us:

I have some bleeps if you want them (helping)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:13am Planet Tyler:

Greetings Ken and Kenettes, Kensians, Kensites. Unfortunately I have to go to "Active Shooter" training soon.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:13am People Like Us:

well actually they are other swear words but they conceal the first ones
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:14am -Ken:

Tyler, please report back. I have to give the WFMU staff active shooter training also but I cant find a spoon.
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:14am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

BEEP the FCC!
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:15am Torbjørn:

@People Like Us, right, but my understanding of Sublime Frequencies stuff has been that there isn't a lot of "media jamming" / Negativland satire (or whatever we are calling it) on there. They have always seemed more "serious", in a sort of anthropological way. On the other hand, Sun City Girls often has a tongue-in-cheek thing going on. I see Porest is doing the Tusk festival, maybe I'll have to do some research in Newcastle.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:15am Planet Tyler:

@Ken - I did a lot of drills at my old job. Find a locked room with no windows, turn out the lights and don't forget snacks
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:17am People Like Us:

True, Torbjørn - Mark is playful/humorous with Porest
are you in Newcastle?
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:19am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Planet Tyler,
Just to double check...Is it a training to prepare you to become an active shooter? I heard that people in the USA love guns and shooting quite a lot but never heard it was being institutionalised!
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:20am Rich in Washington:

I need to do active shooter training but I work primarily with electrical and software engineers, so they'll be easy to outrun.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:20am bobdoesthings:

definition from googles: An Active Shooter is an individual actively engaged in killing or attempting to kill people in a confined and populated area; in most cases, active shooters use firearms(s) and there is no pattern or method to their selection of victims. Active shooter situations are unpredictable and evolve quickly.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:20am Rich in Washington:

they're like Daleks, as long as you're going upstairs, you're safe.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:21am -Ken:

You've fallen behind f0f0, it's required at most jobs these days.
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:21am Torbjørn:

@People Like Us, I'm about 2 hours north-east of Newcastle, on the west coast of Norway. Getting to Newcastle isn't all that difficult, and I've had my eye on Tusk for some time. Love that they put their shows on Youtube.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:22am Planet Tyler:

@ ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(: It's what to do if someone comes in a-blazing. I work in govy museums so...targets. The building I work in now has a history of being a bomb target! We have lots of (bad, not WFMU-type) crazies in the US of A!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 9:22am Goyim in the AM:

A passive shooter is just a fat dude in a lawn chair, lazily taking folks out but without getting very upset about it. They are impossible to drill against.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 9:23am Wild Neil:

In our active shooter drill they taught us how to jam a gun by grabbing and blocking its action (opening above the trigger where the rounds are ejected and fed) if we have to resort to that....I think I have this Chrome, I got it in Ventura, CA after trying to surf small waves there...they had a cool review posted on it and I break it out about every two years...cool stuff...
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:24am People Like Us:

eh what
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:24am People Like Us:

Ken what
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:24am People Like Us:

tell Ken to stop that
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:25am Planet Tyler:

Remember the drill is for dealing with Malheur Ranch Stupidians - leave 'em be, make endless fun of them on the internet and send boxes of dildos
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:26am Cecile:

Swans. Still bringing the funny.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 9:26am Marcel M:

I didn't know Swans covered you, Vicki.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:26am People Like Us:

nor did I
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:28am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

If someone is reading this and you are an active shooter, please DO NOT walk into the WFMU building...at least not on a Wednesday.
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:28am Cecile:

That training is heartbreaking to me. I've had it at work and school. Ducking under desks. Auto locking doors. My God.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:30am People Like Us:

no they don't
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 9:31am Mark S:

A personal record!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:31am melinda:

Good morning Ken & commenters.
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:32am Cecile:

Ken if you want, I can direct you to someone who has conducted it.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 9:32am Wild Neil:

@Goyim-LOL! Nice!
@Cecile-I found the active shooter drill disturbing as it made me think "this could happen...here..."
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:32am Cecile:

Porest for President.
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:32am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

My definition of slow is that I have been listening to PLU for about 8 years but just three weeks ago during this show I realised 'People Like Us' can be interpreted in two ways. .
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:33am bobdoesthings:

@keN - Where do you bury your archives? how deep do you make the hole?
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 9:34am AnAnonymousParty:

I heard the archives are stored deep in an old salt mine.
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:34am Cecile:

Also, who's on Instagram? I just joined. I'm dowdydiva on that.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 9:34am Wild Neil:

@Fofo-THREE....PEOPLE Like us
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:35am People Like Us:

Ken - just emailed you two CLEAN Porest track versions
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:36am melinda:

@Cecile: nice handle.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 9:37am Marcel M:

Its clicky star fever over here.
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:37am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Thanks, Wild Neil. Now that I think about it there a fourth meaning! people like US (as in the USA)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:37am bobdoesthings:

@cecile - im pretty sure mine is bobdoesthings FWIW..
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:38am -Ken:

Thanks Vicki - which tracks?
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:38am Cecile:

Neil, ITA, it made it real.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:39am melinda:

I feel like Instagram and twitter are inevitable but I haven't made the leap yet.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:39am People Like Us:

The Field Recording
Soapbox Cutter
- two of the best tracks I think, apart from the first one!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:40am bobdoesthings:

@melinda - twitter is a snoozefest.. instagram is still fun though.
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:41am Boutros Boutros Betsy:

Is this going to be a spooky Halloween in July show?
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:41am Cecile:

Take it slow. And curate!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:42am -Ken:

Boutros Betsy, why yes as a matter of fact!
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:43am Cecile:

Thanks Bob and Marcel!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:44am melinda:

Twitter seems the least appealing, yet necessary for promoting projects, etc. I used to really like Flickr but they changed their design and it now sucks, haven't checked my account in ages.
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:46am Cecile:

Two of my favorite songs into a new favorite song!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:49am Ken From Hyde Park:

Ken & Vicki for pre and prime minister of Pooeyfluteland! Different national pooeyanthem every day.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:49am -Ken:

I am currently detoxing from all Social Media except for the WFMU playlist boards, baby!
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:51am Cecile:

I'm using Twitter as a stream of conscious brain dump and BS session. I want to keep Instagram more tight and art-oriented.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:51am People Like Us:

dibs on the pooeyflute premium
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:52am Polyus:

Yeah, seems like social media had never been more toxic.
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:52am Cecile:

Flickr I also barely use. I'm going to delete that and my photo bucket account now I think.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 9:52am rsj:

totally with you on the anti-squirrel set!
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 9:52am Wild Neil:

On one of the boards somebody said they wanted to make a balsa wood guitar. Shittyguitar? It might sound terrible...or awesome!
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:53am People Like Us:

I hope you don't mind fart noises, Ken
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:53am Rich in Washington:

Is the Porest album actually out? Forced Exposure says it's not coming out until the end of the month.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:53am Rich in Washington:

I could easily do Shittyguitar. Without even trying.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:54am People Like Us:

Porest says (over in facebook right now):
"it can be explained this way:
this record is on an egyptian label
it's an import in the US"
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:55am People Like Us:

.. "so .... they'll be at forced exposure soon
it's on european shelves"
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:55am Rich in Washington:

ah, hence the widely different prices everywhere.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:55am Roberto:

Is he saying "keep farting the fight?"
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:55am People Like Us:

it's 125,000 pounds in the UK
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:56am Roberto:

If so, I'm already there.
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:56am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

AOL message boards still serve all my social media requirements since circa 1996. Why should I use Twitter, Facebook or Instagram?
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:56am Rich in Washington:

I would imagine Exiled Records in Portland - the city's best record store, IMO, will have it very soon.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:56am People Like Us:

yayyy
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 9:56am Mochi Pierre:

My wife's grandfather made a guitar out of a bedpan and a Gibson neck--he called it the Shi-tar.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:56am Roberto:

SHITTTTTYYYYYYFLUTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:57am People Like Us:

it's NOT A NOSEFLUTE KEN
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:57am bobdoesthings:

I just burst out laughing at this take on me cover.. wow.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 9:58am Roberto:

My day just got exponentially better.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 9:58am melinda:

Took me a bit to recognize this one but, yow! I love it.
  Wed. 7/13/16 9:58am Cecile:

Ken, could you play som more of that Warning?
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 9:58am Wild Neil:

Horrible song anyway...covered horribly. Pure awesomeness.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 9:59am Marcel M:

haaaaaaa
     Wed. 7/13/16 9:59am em:

this is sublime.
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:00am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

I'd like to see the shittyflute live on the next Super Bowl. Undoubtedly the greatest show on earth (the shitty flute that is).
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:01am Ken From Hyde Park:

My brother in-law usually makes a guitar every winter. He makes them with a theme like a '57 Chevy or a salute to the Tuskegee Airmen and they raffle them off for fundraising.
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:01am Cecile:

I love that song.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 10:01am People Like Us:

this is a nice tune
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:02am Vivian:

Good morning everyone! I thought Ken added Dancing Queen to this song. Nope, someone in the office is playing it really loud on computer speakers..
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:03am -Ken:

More Warning coming up Cecile.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 10:07am Rich in Washington:

Ken From Hyde Park: at first I read that as Tuskegee Experiment and thought that's one weird guitar!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 10:07am Marcel M:

@Ken: Is there a tone setting on the verb? Turn that shit to the left.
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:08am Cecile:

Thanks, Ken!
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 10:08am People Like Us:

POOEY
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:09am bobdoesthings:

@ken - Dead Or Alive - bon jovi and George Michael -careless pleasure
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 10:10am Roberto:

Bon Jovi -- Dead or Alive
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 10:10am the Canterbury wood-elf:

@Ken: Pretty sure it was Jon Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead Or Alive" (figured that out in the last few seconds). Pretty disturbing stuff all 'round.
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:10am Cecile:

Bon jovi's Wanted. Dead or Alive.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:11am Spankyflop:

You shouldn't be embarassed that you are unfamiliar with a Bon Jovi tune. Even if you are from NJ
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:11am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Kudos to Ken for choosing an anatomical diagramme that get the wonderful weirdness of the internal portions of the clitoris about right (though really, it looks much like a Martian war-machine from George Pal's "War of the Worlds").
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 10:12am Marcel M:

I can't wait to hear Jim at the RNC!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:12am ((Murakami Whywolf):

s/get/gets/1
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:12am Ken From Hyde Park:

That was regular noise or God-awful noise?
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:13am Listener142985:

poultry!!!!
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 10:13am People Like Us:

chopping
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 10:14am Webhamster Henry:

You need a WFMU throwback moment: The Crow Call record!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:14am ((Murakami Whywolf):

No polite way of saying this: I'm glad Bronwyn isn't going...we really can't afford to lose her.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:15am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Yes, crows please. Please.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 10:15am Yvang:

Seems like some violence is expected there.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:18am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Ken: I just saw the fatal flaw in your hope that Donald Trump was sent to destroy the Republican Party: that could be accomplished by destroying America or all human life on Earth.
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:19am Cecile:

Ok, this was my dream Saturday after drinking. Espresso and vodka. Ken summons all apocalypses everywhere by a magical incantation. Planes are falling from the sky and there are Godzillas everywhere. I am writing new, filthier lyrics for Cee-Lo's Fuck You for a contest. But my math test is still happening, even though a giant orbital laser is cutting grooves in the road right behind me. Fortunately, I studied.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 10:20am People Like Us:

I was just editing The Monkees here
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 10:20am Wild Neil:

@Cecile-that dream is AWESOME. Thank you for sharing. Multiple Gozillas is just the icing on the cake!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:21am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Now the disco hen and the World's Crappiest Candy animated images are flashing in perfect synchrony...a Chrome/tablet 'feature' or a Sign?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:23am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Cecile: are they the same Godzilla in appearance? And what maths are on the test?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:24am bobdoesthings:

hmm is this a new Kropotkins album?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:25am melinda:

The thought of a WFMU DJ at the Republican convention is pretty damned exciting.
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:25am Kat in Chicago:

Still love this Kropotkins record.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:26am Ken From Hyde Park:

@Rich - Yikes, no. The WW2 fighters. news.cuna.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:26am bobdoesthings:

oh nevermind.. this was their first album.. dang, I have the other three
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:26am Cecile:

They are all different colors and sizes and one was wearing a Mayan headdress.

It looked like graphing and geometry, but there were Egyptian hieroglyphics in there too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 10:26am sphere:

i wonder if the Republican National Committee tracks what you actually broadcast to the public. this should be interesting.
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:27am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

((Murakami Whywolf),

Exactly my thoughts about Ken' wish.
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:28am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Do you write lyrics in real life, Cecile?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:31am -Ken:

f0f0 and Murakami: no reward without risk
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:32am Cecile:

I don't fofo. But they were funny if they didn't scan in real life. "I've tried to solve this word problem 50 times and the answer still keeps coming up "Fuck You"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:33am -Ken:

@Sphere, I think the RNC might be a little preoccupied next week.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 10:34am Huge:

Sounds like Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords, when he's being funky.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:36am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Because I've been watching "Brain Dead", Bug Face Man looks like Tony Shalhoub to me.
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:36am Cecile:

Haha. I also want Jemaine to cover some Kevin Ayers songs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:38am -Ken:

I saw FOTC a few weeks ago at The Heath in NYC, they were incredibly great and funny. And tons of new material.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:38am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Cecile: I used to hear the Devo lyric `I've got a gut feeling' as `I've got a God: Zilla'.
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:39am Cecile:

I saw them in Minneapolis. Likewise, and they did hysterical things with the projection screens.
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:40am Polyus:

The new GOP platform adopted ahead of the convention is really something, read it if you have time. They are even pushing conversion therapy as an official plank this time around.
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:41am Cecile:

Whywolf - awesome!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:43am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Ken: of course, no reward without risk...my point is that if you're going to risk someone, choose wisely.
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:45am Cecile:

Wow they really are anti-science. Conversion therapy couldn't even fix its most vocal proponent.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 10:46am SheWolf:

Jealous you managed to see FOTC at the Heath Ken. I saw them there a few years ago though. Excellent show and venue.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 10:46am People Like Us:

Ken's playing Steely Dan
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 10:46am sphere:

@Polyus - The fringe elements of the GOP seem to be all-in this election. I would not be surprised if they had a Flat Earth plank.
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:47am Listener142985:

wow, what a surprise this is...
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:47am Cecile:

THE DAN
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:47am Cheri Pi:

Th' Dan!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:48am melinda:

Steely Dan always sounds summery to me.
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:48am Cecile:

The lyrics are pretty perfect.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 10:49am βrian:

Flat earth plank? Hmm, there is a kind of internal consistency in that image.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 10:50am Wild Neil:

The Feelies?
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 10:51am the Canterbury wood-elf:

Flat Earth Theory is pretty strong right now in New Age and online conspiracy theory circles. I've met a couple in the "real" world too. The globularists aren't quite running scared, but...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:51am Stanley:

Can I just say: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:51am Goatpuncher:

(shudders) We need Steely Dan conversion therapy to convert Dan fans into sane people! Nyuk nyuk.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 10:52am drr:

weird...I just turned this on...I'm sitting in the shadow of the U Texas tower.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:53am Stanley:

Yup, the problem to the US gun problem is, like, er, give more people more guns. I think that's it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:55am ((Murakami Whywolf):

'I hear my insides/The mechanised hum of another world' has always been pretty chilling to me...now it's really disturbing, but appropriately. Of course, there's also Kinky Friedman's take on Whitman, which I don't want to hear right now.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:55am bobdoesthings:

The Muffs and The Coathangers.. recipe for abortion? (too far?)
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:55am Listener142985:

Re: Steely song, If only all active shooters had this approach: 'I don't want to shoot no one.' Sigh.
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:57am Dean:

Seems to me Steely Dan calls for both active shooter and sexual harassment training.
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:58am Goatpuncher:

All right, yeah, go Geraldine R. Dodge Foundation, go! I'm a big fan.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:58am melinda:

@bob: it does sort of suggest that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 10:58am drr:

Open carry goes into effect at U Texas pretty soon. Some of the students are planning to protest by open carrying dildos to class, though that is still against the rules.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 10:59am AnAnonymousParty:

You mean 'active shooters' aren't those guys in the Olympics that ski around and shoot rifles at targets?
  Wed. 7/13/16 10:59am Dean:

They could open carry Steely Dan records.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 10:59am bobdoesthings:

@melinda- phfeww.. thanks, i was feeling gross about myself with that one.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:00am Wild Neil:

@AnanonymouseParty-no, those are ACTIVE shooters. active SHOOTERS are the guys shooting up citizens.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:00am melinda:

@drr: I read about the open-carry dildo protest and think it's an excellent idea.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:01am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Stanley: if American men didn't feel like we had a right to pull the Righteous Man With A Gun avatar over ourselves when too many people looked at us funny.....
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 11:01am People Like Us:

good luck, everyone
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:01am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

I prefer Steely DNA over Steely Dan or DNA
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 11:02am People Like Us:

this song reminds me of being in hospital
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:02am Active Shooter:

I used to work for Steely Dan, my job was to put the hole in the center of each and every LP that left the factory. Then Sony came along with their fuckin' CDs and ruined everything.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 11:02am cory:

NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:03am melinda:

@bob: it's a bad feeling wondering if you've made a comment board blunder, I've been there.
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:04am Dean:

Manually placed LP holes? For as eccentric a band as Steely Dan?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:04am melinda:

I often have a case of Dispepsi.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 11:05am People Like Us:

same one again please
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:06am Stanley:

@((Murakami Whywolf): Sorry, no offence meant (exits quickly and into a cab)
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:07am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

My favourite part of Negativland's Pepsi song is the uncanny Hispanic voiceover. No discernible accent whatsoever. So neutral it sounds it is scary.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 11:07am Marcel M:

It sounds like Ken Demon voice on vox
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:10am steve:

looove Warning, never heard em on fmu before
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:10am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Stanley: not a bit of offence taken. It's just that, especially with 3D printing and its successors, I don't think we're going to be able to control the supply. We need better norms, including the norms for being a criminal or going nuts.
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:11am βrian:

This poor fellow needs a cough drop.
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:11am Cecile:

SIGH!
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:11am Active Shooter:

@Dean, OMG, those guys were real pains in the ass, if my aim was even slightly off they'd pitch a fit and take and shatter the thing, went through a bunch of us guys. We tried to talk them into drilling holes but they said it affected the sound ... the hole had to be punched and so quickly that the vinyl wouldn't crack. I thought they were smoking crack.
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:11am Poyus:

@Active Shooter - is it fair to say you didn't want to do their dirty work no more?
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:12am Active Shooter:

I think the last straw was when they made fun of my shoes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:12am ((Murakami Whywolf):

When does Vincent Price as Prince Prospero cut into this? (I like Theatre of Tragedy better, this is in the Uncanny Valley.)
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:13am John McGreivey:

Thin Lizzy guitars, and a guy who needs a new throat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:14am Ken From Hyde Park:

When I heard the Steely Dan, I thought maybe K-LOVE was stomping on the 90.1 signal again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:14am ((Murakami Whywolf):

Worst ever death metal band out of Denton. Hail Santa!
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:14am Mikeee:

"Jesus Blood Never Failed Me Yet" please????
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:15am Wild Neil:

OK, I did it... I broke down and deposited a dollar in the machine for fritos...this eats into my horseback riding fund...
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:16am Goatpuncher:

@Dean@10:59, ugh, that's sick and perverted!
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:17am Dean:

Sorry, @Goatpuncher. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:18am -Ken:

Anybody listening to 90.1fm today? Is it still getting stepped on?
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:19am Dean:

This Wilkerson sounds like Bob & Ray.

Listening on stream.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:19am AnAnonymousParty:

"While we're not sure what exactly happened, or if in fact anything actually happened at all, we've assembled a team of experts to explain what the possible impact may be, what we should do about it and how we should feel."
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:20am Mark S:

(I think it was the rapture)
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:20am Jack:

listening at 90.1 - sounds OK to me.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 11:21am People Like Us:

sorry Ken, we're talking about Steely Dan
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:22am Jack:

I read "Left Behind' but I didn't think it would be ME ?!!
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 11:23am duke:

Steely Dan is responsible for the Rapture
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:23am Boutros Boutros Betsy:

The signal on the cat-free internet is working, although it sounds a little old fashioned.
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:24am Jack:

I should've listened to my tribal elders.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 11:24am Webhamster Henry:

So will Jim the Poet be covering the Rapture in Cleveland?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:24am Ken From Hyde Park:

No evidence of stompage on 90.1 in Dutchess County. Lots of static, which is to be expected since it's quite a distance from the transmitter.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:24am ((Murakami Whywolf):

The crude awkwardness of this Rapture documentary is comforting. (People are calling Jesus 'Christ' who wouldn't, the Rapture us <em>not</em> a traditional idea, no more that 150 years, terrible accents, bad lines-readings, bad lines....)
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:24am Henry:

Brexit was only the beginning....
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:25am Mark S:

The mark of the beast!
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 11:25am Rich in Washington:

I have this record!
In fact, the Crazy Xtian section of my collection recently sprouted a 'end of the world' section.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:25am Wild Neil:

I wonder if Ken had to go tend to cones?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:25am ((Murakami Whywolf)))):

s/us/is/1
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:26am Sam:

Hey Ken from Hyde Park, is Rocky's Apollo Pizza in Millbrook still around?
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:26am βrian:

Oh, say. What is the status of the cones?
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:26am Billy London:

Ohh a walking credit card!
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:26am AnAnonymousParty:

Six digit number for everybody? You're gonna need a bigger number.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 11:26am Rich in Washington:

something that's really worth tracking down, Doomheads, is the Original OG version of Left Behind. It was done as a cheesy 80s fake newscast. It's HEE-LAR-IOUS.
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:26am jan:

I just tuned in! In a panic- I haven't prepared for this at all...
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:27am βrian:

I'm getting hungry for goulash.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:27am MD:

He's Got a Great Tan!!!
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:27am Sam:

"Sex and drugs and rock and also roll"
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:27am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Oh, yeah! The Cones Chronicles!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:27am Planet Tyler:

Hey Ken - No spoons mentioned in Active Shooter training, just depressing stuff
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 11:27am Rich in Washington:

Not any of the movies. I think some evangelical imprint recently reissued it on DVD as The Original Left Behind. It even streamed on Netflix briefly.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:27am MD:

Satan and his Big Orange Pumpkin Head!!!!
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:28am AnAnonymousParty:

"What kind of music do you have here?" "Oh, we have both kinds. Rock, and Roll."
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 11:28am Rich in Washington:

A crazy Fundy uncle left a VHS copy at my parent's house and they gave it to me. Apparently bootlegging a video tape isn't something that will get you cast into the lake of fire.
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:29am Sam:

Will it get you cast into the Bay of Fundy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:29am ((Murakami Whywolf)))):

Everyone! Do good things, do not do bad things!

(And `Don't listen to kids: they're so dumb, they can DROWN in a BUCKET.'----Ken, c.2000 C.E.)
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:30am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

One can get an idea of the state of affairs in the USA by counting how many times a year The Relative's song is played in Ken's show.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:30am AnAnonymousParty:

I just knew Pumpkin' Head Harvey was really Satan in disguise.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 11:30am Rich in Washington:

not rewinding
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 11:31am Rich in Washington:

David Wilkerson is the guy who gave us The Cross and the Switchblade.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:31am MD:

I went to the Sistine chapel...I don't remember the Orgy stuff!?!?! I went to the Boring room!!!
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:31am Mark S:

What will be more fun, Christie or Newt as Trump's veep?
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:32am Sam:

Putin will be the veep.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:32am MD:

AMERICA LLC...RESPECT THE BRAND PLEASE!!!
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:33am Sam:

He can see Alaska from his house.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:34am ((((Murakami Whywolf)):

Actually, kind of cool for those fundies to connect the relative irreligiousness of Europe (which I credit to their making life better for ordinary people but they'd ascribe to prophecies about the Whore of Babylon and the Seven-Headed Beast) with Europe getting through the Rapture in better shape.
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:35am Polyus:

I will say that Newt is the guy I would not want to have to debate.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:35am steve:

haha who is this robo-guy??
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:35am βrian:

With extra paprika, please.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 11:35am Carmichael:

Good morning, Kenneth and acolytes.
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:35am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

stevem

His name is Julio
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:36am ((((Murakami Whywolf)):

Trump sees in Newt the smart kids he got to do his homework for him.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 11:36am Carmichael:

Trump will pick Romney. You heard it here first.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:37am βrian:

"She turned me into a Newt!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:37am ((((Murakami Whywolf)):

Sounds more like Corn Julio to me.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:37am Mark S:

Now that would be really funny
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:37am -Ken:

I am hoping for Newt but it will be Mike Pence.
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:38am Sam:

Ha, Mike Pence should be the new PM of Britain!
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:38am Mark S:

I hope not Mike Pence is too much of a bore
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:39am AnAnonymousParty:

Nope, the Don will pick Kanye West.
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:39am Dean:

Heh, Pence. The guy digby just yesterday described as "an unctuous creep dripping with insincerity from his every pore." http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2016/07/pensive-pence-sanctimonious-wingnut.html
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:39am Stevel:

Indiana is for the Pence selection, as it might remove him from the governorship.
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:39am Sam:

He's just be SHILLING for the corporate elite.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:39am steve:

id put money on Pence
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:40am ((((Murakami Whywolf)):

Romney is offended on a visceral level by D.T. (as in `Let's give America a case of the D.T.s !'). So am I; this makes me uncomfortable, but then again both Romney and I breath oxygen as well.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:40am βrian:

Good lord, Dean! I was just mouthing the word 'unctuous' while thinking of Pence, before you posted.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:40am Stevel:

Dean: That's pretty much spot on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:40am Ken From Hyde Park:

Hmm...Bastille Day tomorrow. Enjoy your holiday, dear French citizens!
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:41am βrian:

Please take Scott Walker. Please.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 11:41am Carmichael:

It's for party unity. Everyone will vote for Trump, so he can win and immediately resign. Voila, President Romney.

Same scenario with Hillary. That's why she'll choose Bernie. Political conspiracies are fun!
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:41am Sam:

I heard the Brexit people are investing in a giant paddle that they can use to push England out into the sea away from Europe.
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:41am Mikeee:

Life does get easier
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:42am ((((Murakami Whywolf)):

The Vice Presidential pick is starting to sound like the Rapture of the Undesirable Governor.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 11:42am duke:

What is it we're supposed to understand?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 11:43am drr:

The backing track on this rivals "Sympathy For The Devil" in terms of tedium.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:43am Mark S:

Maybe Trump will pick a Pikachu
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:43am ((((Murakami Whywolf)):

Sir: you've been found dead...of an overdose.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:44am Wild Neil:

Children of Men was a heck of a disturbing movie...
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:44am Sam:

MARIJUANA KILLS!!
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:44am Henry:

Not my Robbit!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 11:44am drr:

Ooh, once the cop comes in the parent moves from the right channel to the left, where the kid was before.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:44am ((((Murakami Whywolf)):

Mark S. : 'Virtual Americans are Virtuous Americans!'
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 11:45am duke:

Pssst @Murakami, your parenthesis are unbalanced
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:45am βrian:

Dad: "How long have you been on the stuff?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:45am MD:

'THings get a little easier once we understand..." we are slaves to the 1%...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 11:45am drr:

"You're thtupid!"
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:45am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Talking about Trump.

According to a survey from a top UK poll firm almost half of people ages 18-24 cried after knowing Brexit won the referendum.

I cannot even begin to imagine the devastating psychological impact a Trump triumph would have in my many of my US friends.
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:45am Mikeee:

Thanks Loehmanns!
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:46am Torbjørn:

The loss of your son gets easier to handle when you understand the cause of death was an overdose, I guess. Certainty > Uncertainty is the moral of the story there, I'll have you know.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:46am ((((Murakami Whywolf)):

drr: I smell a mash-up...if only by adding some 'Doo! Dooooh!!'s under the 'understands'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 11:47am Julie:

Wing for president
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:49am Dean:

You can't spell "triumph" without Trump! You can almost spell "Lincoln" with Clinton!
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:49am Bill W:

Sings it better than HRC would...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 11:49am drr:

Another good mashup would me to just add the parental weeping to the entirety of the Stones song.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:50am Jeff:

I just had a thought: Wing might be immune to Shittyflute.
Avatar    Wed. 7/13/16 11:50am Rich in Washington:

There's a great documentary about Otway called Stardust Man that's worth tracking down. What a delightful loon.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:51am Murakami Whywolf)))))):

I wonder how many English kids are going to flock to the newly rE.U.d Scotland...Edinburgh as the new Prague, after Holyrood gives Westminster a Glasgow Kiss goodbye.
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:51am Henry:

I just fell in love with this song...
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:52am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

PLU successfully tried Wing with shitty flute three weeks ago if I'm not mistaken. No one can escape the long arm of the shitty law.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 11:53am common:

wow. sorry i missed all this. hello!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:53am Jeff:

I'll have to listen. It seems like too much of the same sort of spice, though.
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:53am Ernst Soup:

Ernst Soup! Ernst Soup! Ernst Soup! Thanks Ken, You're a diamond!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 11:53am Marcel M:

haaaa. nice
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:54am Murakami Whywolf)))))):

Faster, ShittyFlute! Kill, Kill!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 11:55am Carmichael:

Isn't Holyrood in Wales?
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:55am noob:

Saw John otway live in pub .. He was somersaulting forward from low stage still playing guitar
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:56am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

This show can't be over! I just arrived!

Aaw..Thanks anyway, Ken. Great show as usual. Till next episode people!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:57am Stanley:

@((Murakami Whywolf): Indyref 2 - bring it on. A lot of us here in Scotland think Nicola Sturgeon must take a gamble, as there won't be another chance in our lifetimes. I'll happily welcome the kids to Edinburgh
  Wed. 7/13/16 11:59am ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

That's an active shooter but he isn't very effective.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 11:59am Stanley:

@noob - so did I - The Nags Head High Wycombe, do you know it?
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 11:59am βrian:

Dear old Auntie Christ!
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 12:00pm Yvang:

The NRA stroke!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 7/13/16 12:00pm Marcel M:

Jesus.. this is rough!

Good show! Thanks Ken!
Avatar Wed. 7/13/16 12:00pm βrian:

Off to the goulash cart!
  Wed. 7/13/16 12:00pm ͣfͣoͣ͞ ͣfoͣͣ͞ ͣ(:

Wait. Is Wales in the UK or is it in Holyrood?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 12:00pm Murakami Whywolf)))))):

Tip of the Week: 'Perversion for Profit' starring Dad Sir Tirebiter:
youtu.be...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 12:03pm ((Murakami Whywolf):

Good for Scotland...but the Tories will rule the South nigh-forever.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 7/13/16 2:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@Sam - I was distracted and didn't see your pizza question. I don't get to Millbrook much, but the internet shows that the place is still around. Yay!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Fri. 7/15/16 10:29pm A Better Me:

Kazzzooooo ruined my funeral !! Fuck the shit sound zealots
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