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Options June 1, 2016: Shop Talk

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Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:02pm Cliff:

Hey folks!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/1/16 6:04pm melinda:

hi Cliff & others!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:04pm Cliff:

Andy, that is SO true. Garbage in, garbage out!
Avatar Wed. 6/1/16 6:05pm Listener Julian:

Andy is SO inconsiderate!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:05pm Cliff:

Although of course he had to twist that bit of wisdom it into yet another jab at Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:06pm Cliff:

No, Hope is the best! She's the only thing keeping me going.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:08pm Cliff:

(And hi melinda!)
  Wed. 6/1/16 6:09pm mink:

The cool kids are not pro brexit. The the great unwashed, uneducated scummers are pro brexit
  Wed. 6/1/16 6:09pm mink:

and hello everyone :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:10pm Cliff:

In New York, there's pretty much no point in voting. Must be nice to live in a state where your vote actually matters.
  Wed. 6/1/16 6:11pm SeanG:

Listening from LA on the app. This is heaven!
  Wed. 6/1/16 6:11pm mink:

sorry Andy.
Avatar Wed. 6/1/16 6:11pm Listener Julian:

This is the worst. Ken, what about my show idea?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/1/16 6:12pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Looking for people to call in with a bunch of TLAs? (TLA = Three Letter Acronym)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:17pm chris:

open source software development
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:17pm JakeGould:

10-4 Good Buddy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:17pm Cliff:

Timeline your executives.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:18pm JakeGould:

Breaker Breaker.
  Wed. 6/1/16 6:18pm herb.nyc:

2q+ 2q = 4q (sorry)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:20pm Cliff:

Scrum, with its Scrum Masters, and Pigs & Chickens. Because when you're making breakfast, the chickens only contribute to the project, while the pigs are committed to it.
  Wed. 6/1/16 6:20pm herb.nyc:

From Silicon Valley- "let's SWOT it"
  Wed. 6/1/16 6:22pm Tommy Haynes:

When I worked at a warehouse we had a phrase" The truck is at the loading dock"..it meant there was a truck at the loading dock.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/1/16 6:22pm melinda:

My area of work has no lingo.
Avatar Wed. 6/1/16 6:23pm 67tele:

i've heard IT people call that 1D10T problem a "problem between the seat and keyboard".
  Wed. 6/1/16 6:23pm mi:

tedious
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:23pm JakeGould:

1D-10T is a new droid in the next “The Star Wars.”
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/1/16 6:24pm Ken From Hyde Park:

My jargon for a user error is "There was a nut loose at the keyboard."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:25pm JakeGould:

@TommyHaynes: WHOA! The “truck” is really in the “loading dock.”
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:26pm PMD:

Wait, Magilla Gorilla?
Avatar Wed. 6/1/16 6:26pm Raika:

She's talking about Dr Gameshow
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:27pm Cliff:

You know, I think Ken's title at the station should really be Station Mashgiach. That's the guy at the slaughterhouse who supervises everything to make sure it's all kosher.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/1/16 6:28pm Ken From Hyde Park:

When something gets broken at work, we say it's screwed the pooch.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/1/16 6:28pm melinda:

I thought it was a genital reference too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:30pm Cliff:

Wow, "black box warning".
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:33pm chris:

a person who saps your energy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:33pm coelacanth:

sucks energy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:34pm chris:

often pronounced "chi"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/1/16 6:34pm melinda:

I don't work in a hospital, but my favorite bit of hospital jargon is Code Brown: an incontinence-related emergency.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:35pm Cliff:

Wow, yeah, I've encountered more than a few chi-suckers in my time dealing with meditators. Great term!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:37pm Carmichael:

PICNIC error: Problem In Chair, Not In Computer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:38pm coelacanth:

did he say what business it is?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/1/16 6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Short order cooks have a wide variety of lingo for their various dishes. Some examples: www.dinerlingo.com
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:38pm coelacanth:

i missed that. 60% staff, 40% patient.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:41pm JakeGould:

A Five-O sounds like someone who is really girl drink drunk on tons of Hawaiian drinks.
  Wed. 6/1/16 6:42pm giraffe-o:

A C-47. On a film set, that's what they refer to clothespins as.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:43pm chris:

chute didn't open
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:44pm coelacanth:

they should call it "splat".
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:44pm Cliff:

Oh shit.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:45pm PMD:

There was one guy who had a normal life
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:45pm Cliff:

Well whatever happened to D.B. Cooper, right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:45pm PMD:

what is the phone number again?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:45pm coelacanth:

if they get caught up on a tree branch by their suspenders they're fine.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:46pm JakeGould:

@PMD: 201-209-9368
  Wed. 6/1/16 6:47pm roland:

There used to be a line of skydiving clothing called "bounce proof"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:48pm Carmichael:

"Out in the weeds." That's restaurant lingo for when you're backed up with orders.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/1/16 6:51pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I understand that emergency medial technicians refer to dangerous motorcycle riders as SQUIDs (Stupid Quick Underdressed Imminently Dead).
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:51pm JakeGould:

Andy the Painter! What a great bit of lingo that is!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:52pm JakeGould:

Q: “Hey kid, you want some drugs!”
A: “Buzz off Andy the painter! I don’t need your junk today!”
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:53pm PMD:

@Jake, thanks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:53pm Cliff:

Hey JakeGould, YOU want some drugs?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:53pm JakeGould:

Buzz off Cliff! You Andy the painters are a pain in my butt!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:54pm Nick the Bard:

no, sorry, you can't convince me enough to let you on the air with the word "cunthair"....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:54pm Cliff:

First one's free, man!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:55pm JakeGould:

Cunthar: The Barbarian
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:55pm Cliff:

I'm sure that's a technical term in some industry somewhere, right Nick the Bard?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:56pm Nick the Bard:

oh, i was being told it was, but, yeh, maybe i'd let you through if it was Scotland or something
  Wed. 6/1/16 6:56pm mink:

My favourite from my job: "expand face selection to the seams", it sounds like a bad rap
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:57pm 1D-10T:

*bleep* *bloop* Great show! *bleep* *bloop* Stick a paperclip in it! *bleep* *bloop* *bleep*
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/1/16 6:58pm Cliff:

Well I'm sure glad she explained that! *whew*
  Wed. 6/1/16 6:59pm mink:

photography is great value
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