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Playlist for 11 May 2016 Options | The Horrible Show

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Artist Song Album Images New Approx. start time
Klaus Dinger und Japandorf  Sketch No. 4   Options Self Titled 
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D.A.F.  Co Co Pino   Options Deutsche Elektronische Musik 2: Experimental German Rock And Electronic Musik 1971-83 
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  0:09:57 ()
Der Plan  Track 23 & 24   Options Die Letzte Rache 
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  0:13:10 ()
Die Welttraumforscher  Die Andere Seite Der Nacht   Options 21 Weltraum-Standards 
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  0:15:14 ()
Helge Schneider  Es Gibt Reis, Baby!   Options  
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  0:18:43 ()
Eläkeläiset  Tajuton Humppa (Making Plans for Nigel)   Options  
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Edson Velandia En Vivo  Aputoi: Cancion de Un Solo Tiro (excerpt)   Options Title Track 
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Meridian Brothers  Doctor Trompeta   Options Salvadora Robot 
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  0:43:23 ()
Takako Minekawa  Telstar   Options Cloudy Cloud Calculator 
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Naing Naing  Green Sleeves   Options Toad Fever 
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Mr. Methane  Green Sleeves   Options Mr Methane.com 
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  0:52:45 ()
Ivor Kallin and John Bisset  Track 3   Options A Schlep from Stratbungo      0:55:16 ()
The Who Boys  Devil is Dead Metal   Options Straight Outa Ireland! 
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  0:57:45 ()
Sigh  Nietzchean Conspiracy   Options Imaginary Sonicscape 
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  1:03:26 ()
Sudden Infant  Human Fly   Options Wolfli's Nightmare 
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  1:06:49 ()
Far White Family  When Shipman Decides   Options Songs For Our Mothers 
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Negativland  Time Zones   Options Escape From Noise 
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  1:23:59 ()
Nigel Tunfel  These Goes to 11   Options Spinal Tap Soundtrack 
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  1:29:27 ()
Primus  Eleven   Options Sailing The Seas of Cheese 
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  1:30:30 ()
Notekillers  Ricochet   Options Notekillers 
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  1:34:48 ()
Melvins  I Want To Tell You   Options  
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  1:37:16 ()
Carney Hild & Kramer  Name   Options Happiness Finally Came to Them 
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  1:40:08 ()
Better Beatles  Baby You're a Rich Man   Options Mercy Beat 
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  1:44:51 ()
The Normal  Warm Leatherette   Options  
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  1:48:11 ()
Vanilla Fudge  Ticket to Ride   Options       1:56:32 ()
 
Music behind DJ:
Rockabye Baby 
   
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Yat Kha  In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida   Options  
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  2:02:52 ()
Ugandan Musicians  Alur Horns   Options African Gems (V/A) 
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Dolly Rathebe  Tihapi Ke Noga   Options Rough Guide to South African Jazz    *   2:11:27 ()
Saul Williams  The Noise Came From Here   Options Martyr Loser King    *   2:14:01 ()
The Dirtbombs  Maybe Your Baby   Options If You Don't Already Have A Look 
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  2:16:49 ()
Bobby Sherman  Easy Come Easy Go   Options  
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  2:21:30 ()
Englebert Humperdinck  Cuando Cuando Cuando   Options Quando Quando Quando 
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  2:24:31 ()
Voivod  Astromine Domine   Options  
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  2:27:20 ()
White Hills  No Game to Play   Options No Game to Play 
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Hox  Anthracite   Options Duke of York 
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Iggy Pop and Tarwater  To the Garden, the World / Leaves of Grass   Options Leaves of Grass 
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Joseph Nothing  Exhausted Machine Island   Options Self Titled 
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  2:47:11 ()
Eyvind Kang  10:10   Options The Story of Iceland 
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  Bye Everybody!    
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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 5:59am -Ken:

Howdy folks
Avatar    Wed. 5/11/16 6:00am People Like Us:

morgen
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 6:30am -Ken:

Morning Vicki! Send me some MP3s pretty please?? (Just a few)
  Wed. 5/11/16 7:17am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Good morning, Vicki, Ken!

Less than 2 hours for the greatest radio show on Earth to start. Can't wait!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 7:39am Marcel M:

Morning Ken, FOFO, Vicki.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 7:40am Marcel M:

Wow that GIF is epic..
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 7:52am cory:

hi all!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 8:00am Marcel M:

Where is that exploding room with the mannequin from? It looks so familiar...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 8:02am cory:

fight club
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 8:05am Marcel M:

Ahhhhhh
  Wed. 5/11/16 8:17am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Marcel M, cory! My favourite early winged monkeys colleagues!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 8:18am cory:

hiya fofo, i've learned how to sleep past 7 am!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 8:20am -Ken:

I need suggestions realy bad today folks. REAL suggestions (Cory)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 8:21am cory:

oh fuck you. it's a good cover
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 8:22am cory:

lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 8:22am -Ken:

Which cover is that? Hooty and the Blowfish doing "Both Sides Now?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 8:23am cory:

thanks, now my wife is laughing AT me
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 8:23am -Ken:

She's my kinda woman.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 8:24am Dan B From Upstate:

I kinda wanna hear some metal today. Any chance of Sigh or something like that?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 8:24am sphere:

hello all
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 8:24am -Ken:

OK Dan B! Sigh comin up.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 8:25am cory:

oh really?! she likes that song a lot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 8:25am cory:

kaboosh!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 8:25am Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning, pre-show crew. I haven't heard from the Russian Army Men's Choir in a while. Any chance of hearing some today?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 8:27am sphere:

some throat-singing perhaps?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 8:27am cory:

baby animal would be nice too
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 8:31am Yvang:

Hello Ken. may I suggest "Fire" or "Summertime Blue" by Munehiro Narita?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 8:32am -Ken:

While I was picking Sigh in the S trailer, I also got Seks Bomba, Seksu Roba, Jean Shepherd and Bobby Sherman. And Ted Shred.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 8:33am Mark S:

ooh Bobby Sherman
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 8:35am -Ken:

Thanks Yvang, will look for it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 8:46am cory:

negativland "moments to remember & raining hard, etc"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 8:59am Dan B From Upstate:

Had my first ever run in with a FMU fan out in nature yesterday at my kid's baseball game of all things. He pointed at my woof-moo hoodie and said he loves the ichiban stream. I told him there are literally dozens of us. I wonder how many years til I run into another fan in the wild.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 9:03am Stevel:

Always have to wonder how Rammstein is doing. So lonely, so underappreciated.
Avatar    Wed. 5/11/16 9:04am Nick S.:

kEN! Play 'Ulver-The Trap' it's a cover of the Music Machine song. I promise you'll love it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 9:05am Andrew Waterloo:

I ran into one a couple years ago. He told me he often sells records at the record fair.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 9:05am Vivian:

While I was in New Orleans a few weeks ago, someone pointed at my Dead Air shirt and exclaimed 'WFMU' - turned out to be a resident of Jersey City. Last encounter had to be a few years ago.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 9:07am Andrew Waterloo:

My other encounter was Kurt
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 9:07am MD:

AHOY...HOY!!!
  Wed. 5/11/16 9:08am T from New B:

The WFMU underground is alive and well in upstate NY. I live in a tiny hamlet and just a week ago a young hipster couple out for a walk commended my on my WFMU magnetic car medallion. I'll bet we're even strong enough to elect Ken for president of something.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 9:10am -Ken:

I run into WFMU listeners a lot. especially if I wear my SM Ken mask.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:17am cory:

i hope to bump into stevel someday. he's the closest i've heard of
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 9:20am Stevel:

cory: Where are you located?
  Wed. 5/11/16 9:21am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Ken,

The time has come to play the Schlammpeitziger goat song. You haven't played it in a long long time. Thing is I still don't know its title BUT by accident I found out it is actually a remix of a Wevie Stonder tune!! ('A Buddha made of Mud' from The Bucket album).


I hope by playing the Wevie Stonder original version will give us clues on where to find the the Schlammy remix (which by the way, is a Ken listener's dream come true: goats, scat singing, and presumably Schlammy singing).
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:22am cory:

decatur, indiana. you're in the fort right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:22am sphere:

DC/Balt seems to have a solid WFMU contingent, judging from the comment boards.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:23am Webhamster Henry:

"Baby, Baby, shake your hair with me"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 9:23am -Ken:

f0f0 - Have I played this goat song before? What playlist does it appear on? I think I might know what it is but I'm not sure...
  Wed. 5/11/16 9:24am Brendan:

Hi Ken. Im in for anything with goats. Song wise that is. Goats Like To Nibble works 4 me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:24am Goyim in the AM:

FOR me, Henry. This is a hot sexy song.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:25am sinister dexter:

hi Ken and listeners from Grand Rapids Michigan
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 9:25am pocket vito:

I told an Austrian friend that I was a fan of Helge Schneider, and she stopped speaking to me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:26am Dan B From Upstate:

Corn weenie!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:27am Goyim in the AM:

No loss, vito.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 9:28am pocket vito:

Thanks G
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 9:28am Stevel:

cory: Yup. I work at the Embassy Theater. There is at least one more of us around these parts.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:28am cory:

i think there's another listener in area, haven't bumped into them though. lives around marion/plymouth i think
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:28am Scraps deSelby:

laugh laugh laugh oh man nigel!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:29am cory:

dude!!!!!!! we need to get coffee sometime!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 9:29am Stevel:

We should all meet in a centrally located hog farm or soybean field. Keep the Hoosier cred rolling.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:30am cory:

9 mile listener meet-up?
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 9:30am AnAnonymousParty:

Is the Don channeling Stan Laurel?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:30am cory:

my in-laws are farmers....
  Wed. 5/11/16 9:30am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Ken,

Yes, of course you played it before like in the 2007-2009 years but I can't find it perhaps because it was misfiled with another name.

Anyway, according to the Wevie Stonder Wiki page it is from a remix album made in 2007 called 'A Buddha Made of Mud' which only adds to the confusion (The Bucket is from 2009).

If you play Wevie's Buddha version have the DUMP button at the ready. It starts with an expletive (music starts at 25 secs)



Also, in case any metal is played today I'd suggest The Who Boys / Devils is Dead
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 9:30am glenn:

r.i.p. pete traynor, amp maker par excellence.
Avatar    Wed. 5/11/16 9:31am Roberto:

That Monty Python song was running through my head the whole time I was in the Helsinki airport.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 9:31am Stevel:

cory: I sent you my email via the fancy WFMU connector thing. Give me a bump.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:32am cory:

@Stevel: rock
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:35am Webhamster Henry:

Upstate + Goats? You are talking about Kingston NY.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:35am cory:

do i get points for saying that i'm a chef at the back 40?
  Wed. 5/11/16 9:36am Slazenger:

Dear Ken, That very nearly crossed the crap threshold. In the words of Larry Fine, "I'm wauning you." Have a great day.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 9:37am -Ken:

Slazenger, you have a VERY low threshhold for crap. You need some musical reeducation.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 9:37am melinda:

Morning, folks.
  Wed. 5/11/16 9:38am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Széki Kurva - Goat dance

Just saying.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 9:38am -Ken:

Hi Melinda! Great to have you here.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 9:41am Stevel:

Cory: You do. The amazing thing is that I've never actually been in there, after living around here since 1988. 9-mile is a great mid option, although I'm sure you're due for a night out in jolly old Fort Wayne.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:43am cory:

yes, i am. showgirls III?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:44am cory:

(that was a joke. although i hear they have new owners and managers) it's where i went for my stag party
  Wed. 5/11/16 9:50am Ghost of Joe Meek:

WTF?
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 9:50am pocket vito:

The showwww that just won't goooooo awaaaaay!!
  Wed. 5/11/16 9:50am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Is there any other Spanish native speaker here that can explain me what the heck was going on with that weird and bizarre Smurfs story sang by Edson Velandia?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:50am sphere:

Some of the best pit beef in Baltimore is next to a gentleman's club.
  Wed. 5/11/16 9:51am Sammy Davis, Jr.:

Those Meriidian Brother cats sounded like the Omar Souleyman of Colombia, babe.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 9:52am Lizardner Dave:

Re: Goats, I suppose there's no chance of you playing your legendary interview of John Darnielle on SSD a few years back.
  Wed. 5/11/16 9:53am Nina:

Good morning!! I love all of the gif images. Speaking of "'make America obey again" ... heard about a study correlating support for trump with preference for more authoritarian parenting style.
  Wed. 5/11/16 9:54am Brendan:

Trouble?
  Wed. 5/11/16 9:54am Digger Smolken:

Hey, I did a cover of this!
  Wed. 5/11/16 9:55am Listener142985:

How 'bout some more beans?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:55am Cliff:

Good morning, it's always lovely to wake up to a bunch of fart noises
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 9:56am melinda:

@Nina: I read about that too.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 9:57am pygmylunch:

Play something that will make my allergies stop.
  Wed. 5/11/16 9:57am Sammy Davis, Jr.:

How about the Jesus Lizard classic GOAT, babe?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 9:58am Stevel:

cory: That there is a Showgirls III says a lot about our fine community.
  Wed. 5/11/16 9:58am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

THE WHOOOOO BOOOOYSSS!!!

To better effect, listen to this song as loud as possible.

Thanks, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 9:59am cory:

almost a portland level of titty bars to churches
  Wed. 5/11/16 9:59am davefromtoronto:

forgive me but your show is HORRIBLE!

every time i try to give it another chance i turn it off within 5 minutes.

i don't know what you're trying to accomplish or prove with this dreck but you should stick to station managing.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:00am pocket vito:

Considering the devil likes extreme heat, it's weird that he's always messing around in Ireland.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:00am pygmylunch:

@davefromtoronto - "K."
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:01am glenn:

i don't know about churches, but here in toronto, titty bars are usually in close proximity to roofing suppliers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 10:01am -Ken:

Thank you Dave from Toronto! Best comment EVER!
  Wed. 5/11/16 10:02am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Angy troll is angry.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:03am cory:

ruffle it's hair, they like that
  Wed. 5/11/16 10:04am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

You need to take your complaint to Mayor Menino, davefromtoronto.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:04am cory:

@glenn, that's how we know the universe is still working right
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:04am Dan B From Upstate:

Awesome. Thanks for the sigh!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:05am Cliff:

"I don't know what you're trying to accomplish or prove with this dreck" - that doesn't mean you still can't enjoy the show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:06am cory:

@Dan B, this is some good shit. thanks for sharing
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 10:08am melinda:

Great Bernie meme!
  Wed. 5/11/16 10:09am Brendan:

I think what Dave from Toronto is trying to say is 'i can't quit you'. Kinda like eating too hot pizza. Or eating that ice cream that gives you brain freeze.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:10am Ernst Soup:

Ken I am wondering if this is the sound of you actually managing the station with your 96 eyes and buzz, buzz, buzz, in deference to Dave from Toronto's wishes?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:10am Marcel M:

Yoyoyo.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:10am pygmylunch:

This is curing my allergies, thanks, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:13am Marcel M:

Boring stoner metal bands hahaha
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:14am Marcel M:

Far out white family
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:16am Marcel M:

Hahhahaha omg just read Dave's comment. Thats awesome. I wonder if he realizes Ken has had a show longer than he has been STTN DCTTR
  Wed. 5/11/16 10:16am Listener142985:

i thought Canadians were renowned for politeness
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:18am glenn:

we're not that polite.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:18am Nick from Indy:

@cory & @Stevel, I booked a Thumbscrew show (Mary Halvorson, Michael Formanek, and Tomas Fujiwara] at Radio Radio on June 1st. The venue is in Indianapolis down in Fountain Square. Joyful Noise had a small record shop near, if you dig their releases. Thumbscrew is mind blowing jazz trio. They just released a new record on Cuneiform Records. We have a crappy facebook event invite, if you wanna check it out - www.facebook.com...
  Wed. 5/11/16 10:18am Listener142985:

i was misinformed
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:21am Cliff:

Are there any record producers who *didn't* used to kill people and stuff?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:22am Marcel M:

Woahhh thats gonna be great
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:22am cory:

@nick, darnit. june is a shit month for us. sounds like an awesome show
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:23am sphere:

Brian Eno could strike even strike fear into the Kray Brothers.
  Wed. 5/11/16 10:24am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Talking about Russia...

Great leader Vladimir Putin hitting the floor yesterday at Sochi
http://tinyurl.com/ha6mj5k
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:25am Nick from Indy:

11
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:25am Cliff:

ELEVEN!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:25am cory:

@ken, thank you
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:26am cory:

1,2,3,4?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 10:26am Michael:

Eleven.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:27am Cliff:

I don't know how many times I've tuned into the SW time station and never got to hear that special announcement about the extra second
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:27am Nick from Indy:

it is not even funny
Avatar    Wed. 5/11/16 10:27am Roberto:

Oh spit I used to listen to one of those all-time-all-the-time stations on my shortwave in the early '80s. It was based in Fort Collins, CO.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:28am herb.nyc:

did they just say it was 11 o'clock?
  Wed. 5/11/16 10:29am Brendan:

Ive never found 11 to be funny.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:29am cory:

i've been listening to the acid trip OTEs for the last week. wow that's some good radio
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:29am Cliff:

Roberto that's WWV, one of the few "W" stations west of the Mississippi
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:29am βrian:

"Ull-ven!"
Siri: "I'm sorry. I don't understand."
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:30am Fuzzy:

WWV in Colorado -- sometimes you can hear WWVH in Hawaii with the female voice.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:30am herb.nyc:

i just read THE BEST COMMENT EVER; so why are we all bothering even to comment? not a rhetorical question.
Avatar    Wed. 5/11/16 10:30am Roberto:

Yes, that's it! WWV. I think they also occasionally broadcast marine reports.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:31am cory:

@herb, because some men just want to watch the world burn?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:31am Marcel M:

Haha.. this never gets old. I love the gear in this scene, he has a real burst. All the shit is vintage legit sickness.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:31am Dan B From Upstate:

Did you know: Spinal Tap is the only movie on the internet movie database that is rated out of eleven instead of ten?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:31am Marcel M:

Can't recall whose collection it is.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:31am cory:

ken, how did you just dial into my teen years?
Avatar    Wed. 5/11/16 10:32am Sem Chumbo:

@DanB: trivia I live for! (five)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:32am Parq:

Love that Chris Guest track. Everyone who's ever been a teenager playing electric rock guitar is sitting there going "Yeah! Yeah! Right!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 10:32am rbxbx:

@cory was thinking the same – and that I should re-visit Primus ;p
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 10:32am Ken From Hyde Park:

Dreck: good name for a band.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:32am coelacanth:

good morning Ken and others
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:33am herb.nyc:

when Ken said "I run into WFMU listeners a lot. especially if I wear my SM Ken mask.", maybe 7SD can have a "face off" thing - he and Andy swap faces! during marathon time.
Avatar    Wed. 5/11/16 10:33am Sem Chumbo:

@KfHP: hair style, drecklocks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:34am coelacanth:

Crap - missed fat white family
Avatar    Wed. 5/11/16 10:34am V Priceless:

heya Ken! This just in...Melvins cover The Beatles "I Want To Tell You": blogs.wsj.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:34am cory:

hrm, should i buy some acid today or make cream of mushroom soup?
  Wed. 5/11/16 10:35am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

sometimes I wonder what would had happened to the metal scene if Les Claypool (Primus) had landed the bass role in Metallica he applied for but didn't got.
Avatar    Wed. 5/11/16 10:35am Sem Chumbo:

Buy some acid and let IT make you cream of mushroom soup.
  Wed. 5/11/16 10:35am ICanCount:

Ken, you can count! Atta boy. Play the Muppets next?
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:35am βrian:

If you add sorrel to your soup, that provides oxalic acid.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:37am cory:

everything has just been coming up lsd lately. it's almost like the universe is telling me to windex my soul
  Wed. 5/11/16 10:37am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

ICanCountdavefromtoronto
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:38am βrian:

... same for rhubarb, but that may be a bit much.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:38am Marcel M:

Saw the notekillers a few times. Incredible live show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:39am Cliff:

Any kind of soup with some crusty bread is a satisfying meal for an acid comedown
  Wed. 5/11/16 10:40am davefromtoronto:

btw i'm still here...

it's been a long 5 minutes...

didn't say i didn't like the show, just that it's HORRIBLE!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:40am cory:

i have been getting a lot of rhubarb popping up lately also. related?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:40am coelacanth:

nice picture of Melvins there.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:40am cory:

uh oh, is my left speaker dying or is it the song?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 10:41am doctorjazz:

Now I can't sleep at night either...
  Wed. 5/11/16 10:42am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

or maybe is lyme disease, cory. God forbid!
Avatar    Wed. 5/11/16 10:42am V Priceless:

nice harrison ford pic : )
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:42am cory:

damn, it just popped
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:42am cory:

now listening on center and right
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:43am Dan B From Upstate:

I suppose to be fair, Storage Wars is a horrible show, but I don't hate it. At all.
Avatar    Wed. 5/11/16 10:43am Sem Chumbo:

What we need here is a semanticist.
Is Noam Chomsky listening?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:44am cory:

link good speakers?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:46am cory:

my left was just buzzing. digging the headphone tircks
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 10:48am rbxbx:

Another song I haven't heard in ages! <3
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 10:49am rbxbx:

My introduction to this was the Chicks on Speed cover when I was in high school. In those heady days of electroclash.
  Wed. 5/11/16 10:50am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

If I'm not mistaken The Normal song is based in something about something written by someone.
Avatar    Wed. 5/11/16 10:50am V Priceless:

i need that batman comic
  Wed. 5/11/16 10:50am Chomskybot:

I suggested that these results would follow from the assumption that a subset of English sentences interesting on quite independent grounds raises serious doubts about irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules. On our assumptions, this analysis of a formative as a pair of sets of features can be defined in such a way as to impose nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory. By combining adjunctions and certain deformations, the appearance of parasitic gaps in domains relatively inaccessible to ordinary extraction is necessary to impose an interpretation on a stipulation to place the constructions into these various categories. For any transformation which is sufficiently diversified in application to be of any interest, this selectionally introduced contextual feature does not readily tolerate the levels of acceptability from fairly high (eg (99a)) to virtual gibberish (eg (98d)). It must be emphasized, once again, that the earlier discussion of deviance does not affect the structure of the traditional practice of grammarians.

Any questions?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:51am cory:

@fofo, that's what i've heard
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:51am sphere:

Maybe.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:52am βrian:

@Chomskybot: may I see the choreography for that?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:53am cory:

@chomskybot, could i get a buzzfeed version of that?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 10:53am doctorjazz:

@Cory. Audioengine has good powered and non powered speakers for not a fortune. Have heard good tgubgs about Klipsch RP 150M, also not too expensive (they have more expensive ones as well).
  Wed. 5/11/16 10:54am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Hold, on Chomskybot. I'm still reading...
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:54am herb.nyc:

davefromtoronto said "HORRIBLE". which reminds me of Latke from "taxi". did he say something like "it was so bad it was terrible". anyway, don't tell Ken, but i'm listening to Matt's GARBAGE TIME now. maybe davefromtoronto would like to join me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 10:54am doctorjazz:

Good Fudge is always appreciated.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 10:54am -Ken:

Thanks to those of you who are not assholes for not being assholes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:54am cory:

ty, doctorjazz
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:55am herb.nyc:

heh heh, i just returned to Ken's show. and poor davefromtoronto is stuck with GARBAGE!
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:55am βrian:

... but if you do opt for rhubarb, try rhubarb buckle. Just be sure to reduce the sugar a bit. T'is the season.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:56am JP from KC:

@cory: RE: Acid or soup- Go with both. Just bring enough for the rest of us. Or better yet, is that offer to call up your mom and pretend to be you still open? I'll do it for a couple hits... and a bowl of the soup.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:57am herb.nyc:

back during the Clinton years, News of the Weird's CHUCK SHEPHERD created euphemisms. instead of saying ASSHOLE, he used ORENTHAL. instead of penis, he used CLINTON. instead of the lady's part, he used DWORKIN. who knows what the f- and s-words are?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:57am cory:

oh wow, we have different definitions of 'not too expensive'
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:57am TradeMark G. / The ECC:

Ladies and gentlemen, Meet The DELEATLES!
evolution-control.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 10:58am melinda:

I forgot about News of the Weird.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:59am Nick from Indy:

DELEATLES pic is awesome. Love Evo Control
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 10:59am cory:

@jp, my wife would be very mad at me if i dosed our parents
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:59am glenn:

chomsky bot, who do you like in the fifth race at belmont today?
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:59am herb.nyc:

@melinda - yr life is probably better off.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 10:59am pygmylunch:

The only complaint I have about Ken's show is that my eyes are kind of dry, but I'm not sure it's from listening to the show or not.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 10:59am doctorjazz:

Oops...I guess so.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:01am cory:

yeah, i'm looking at the 100 range
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:01am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Great garbage diversion tactic there, Mr herb.nyc.
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:01am Chomskybot:

Glenn: so far, relational information is unspecified with respect to an important distinction in language use. Nevertheless, a descriptively adequate grammar is not quite equivalent to a descriptive fact. This suggests that a subset of English sentences interesting on quite independent grounds delimits the strong generative capacity of the theory. Analogously, this selectionally introduced contextual feature cannot be arbitrary in nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory. It appears that most of the methodological work in modern linguistics is not subject to a parasitic gap construction.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 11:01am pocket vito:

Usually Andy's itching to get people into those bathrooms....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:02am cory:

i need to hit the used shops
maybe a flea market...
do they still have one stevel?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:02am steveo:

So true Ken. It's not the top of the hour everywhere.
www.timeanddate.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:03am cory:

is chomskybot dennis miller?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:03am Webhamster Henry:

(Nigel Tufnel -- I too am dyslexic)
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 11:03am glenn:

so.... i should forget a winner, and just bet on place or show?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:03am sphere:

thanks Ken. :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:04am cory:

this is almost porn audioengineusa.com...
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 11:05am herb.nyc:

Noam Chomsky was invited to a math conference at City College, maybe late 80s. i'da loved to have met him and then say "wait, i thought Nim Chimpsky was invited!?".
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:05am JP from KC:

@Cory. Suit yourself, I find it makes family gatherings much more interesting. I mostly wanted to advertise my willingness to provide goods or services in exchange for acid and soup.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 11:07am βrian:

Definition: Of or having many horns.
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:09am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

So far I have loved all the HORRIBLE music that as been played in this show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:09am cory:

@JP, do you enjoy dishes and dusting? we might be able to make a deal
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 11:09am ranjit:

as far as I can tell from google, you have NEVER PLAYED this version of Ravel's Bolero played entirely on kazoos. youtu.be...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:11am melinda:

@herb: haha! I had a picture book about Nim when I was a kid.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:11am melinda:

I didn't get the Chomsky reference until years later, of course.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:12am Cliff:

When I was in grad school I had a student hand in a paper about "Norm Chompsky".
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:13am JP from KC:

I do dishes and dusting. But I don't do windows.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:13am thedunkel:

"It's Not My Fault" KHALM "music please!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:13am bobdoesthings:

that is a nice fuckn kitty bubbles
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:14am cory:

ah! it's just a bad wire!!!
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:15am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

@the dunkel: To avoid any confusion let me clarify KHALM is the calmer version of KHLAAAAAAAAM!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:16am -Ken:

Hi Aaron, Hi Bobdoesthings and all other late arrivees/
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:17am cory:

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!1!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:18am thedunkel:

@ᶠᵒᶠᵒ ( "I'm a Real Nice Fellow, a real nice fellow" and haven't caffeinated enough for exclamation that is required to say KHLAM, my apologies "I'm a Meat Eater"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:18am cory:

and also, VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!8!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar    Wed. 5/11/16 11:19am V Priceless:

ha
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:19am common:

dirtbombs! hello
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:19am bobdoesthings:

boy am I late today.. good thing my life and job is a big cosmic joke
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:19am cory:

sry, wrong room?
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:20am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

' I didn't climb to the top of the foodchain to correct you' My apologies too, 'baby seals are scrumptious'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:20am thedunkel:

Hi Ken! "People say you've gone too far…"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:20am common:

same here, bobdoesthings
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:21am cory:

"a baby seal walks into a club"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:21am JP from KC:

@Bobdoesthings: Welcome to the club. I'm a card-carrying member, myself.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:23am JP from KC:

"Club sandwiches, not seals."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:23am bobdoesthings:

@JP from KC - how do you keep sane?
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 11:24am herb.nyc:

Ken mentioned Bathrooms and LBGT and bla bla, and i saw KIKI & HERB: SEEKING ASYLUM at joe's pub a couple of wks ago. kiki told us this bathroom thing is ridiculous, and that no one should tell us where to go. so she suggests "if you wanna go to the bathroom, just do it right where you are!" (or something like that) oh that kiki.
Avatar    Wed. 5/11/16 11:24am Sem Chumbo:

www.bobbysherman.com
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:24am cory:

hold on, sane is an option?!?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:24am JP from KC:

The secret is, you don't. Also, I keep a flask in my desk.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:25am JP from KC:

And, of course, there are the drugs.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 11:25am pocket vito:

Who's that modern guy with the silly name that reminds me of Englebert Humperdink?
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 11:25am Mark S:

What I missed Bobby Sherman!
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 11:25am pocket vito:

Oh yeah, it's Benedict Cumberbatch
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 11:26am Mark S:

This makes up for it
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:26am Lewis:

@mark S, but you get Englebert Humperdinck!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:27am cory:

@ jp, the real secret is 'don't do what your neighbour's dog tells you to do'
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 11:27am Mark S:

exactly Lewis
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:27am Jack:

I'd like to dedicate this Englebert Humperdinck song to my Mom for Mother's Day; he was her favorite. Thanks Ken!
Avatar    Wed. 5/11/16 11:27am Sem Chumbo:

In a career spanning almost 50 years, Engelbert has generated sales in excess of 140 million records, including 64 gold albums and 35 platinum, four Grammy nominations, a Golden Globe, and stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Las Vegas Walk of Fame, and Leicester Walk of Fame.
-from his website-
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:27am Cliff:

Always love it when we have an outbreak of lounge music on FMU
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:28am Brendan:

@pocketvito Benedict Cumerbatch?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:28am bobdoesthings:

Ah! I see.. I've been trying to avoid the sauce.. I find it has diminishing returns on sanity/happiness. But weed and WFMU keep me straight.. that, and occasional meditation practices
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:28am Cheri Pi:

VVVVVVVVVVVVvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVooooooooooooooooooooooooDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:28am Brendan:

Nevermind u answered it
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:29am -Ken:

I'm waiting....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:29am cory:

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:29am Ken From Hyde Park:

Voivod! !! !!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:30am Cheri Pi:

they're still typing...
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:30am nickrhombi:

this was so great when this came out... it was a bridge that i could offer to my metal friends that rejected 70s music. - excellent interpretation.
Avatar    Wed. 5/11/16 11:31am V Priceless:

VOIVO:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:31am Cheri Pi:

Now playing:
"Astromine Domine" by VVVVvvvvvvvvVVVVVVOOoooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiVVVVVVVVVVVVVoooooooooooooooooDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!VVVVVVVVVVVVvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVooooooooooooooooooooooooDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:31am Lewis:

very cool - it broke the playlist!
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:31am Jack:

wow! that broke the list!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:31am Lewis:

thanks better...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:32am cory:

i hope my neighbours like this song
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:32am Jack:

Do it again!!!
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:32am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

On behalf of Cheri Pi:



VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:33am bobdoesthings:

\/( ) | \/ ( ) |)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:33am cory:

my teenaged dish washers like voivod now, and sleaford mods
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:33am nickrhombi:

groovy, man! dig that beat.
Avatar    Wed. 5/11/16 11:33am V Priceless:

switching to the app...thanx for a fun show, Ken!
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:34am Chomskivodbot:

To provide a constituent structure for VOIVOD, the natural general principle that will subsume this case cannot be arbitrary in a descriptive fact. We have already seen that a case of semigrammaticalness of a different sort is rather different from irrelevant intervening contexts in VOIVOD. So far, the notion of level of grammaticalness does not affect the structure of the levels of acceptability from fairly high (eg (99a)) to VOIVOD (eg (98d)). I suggested that these results would follow from the assumption that the theory of syntactic features developed earlier delimits the ultimate standard that determines the accuracy of any proposed VOIVOD. It must be emphasized, once again, that the fundamental error of regarding functional notions as categorial is to be regarded as a general convention regarding the forms of VVVVVVVVOOOOIIIIVVVVOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!111!!!`~~~!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:36am nickrhombi:

rarin'!
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:37am Jack:

I have heard that "voivod" is Canadian slang for a dildo.
just sayin'...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:39am Ken From Hyde Park:

Find here a youtube of a dot making a transit across a fiery surface. apod.nasa.gov... Maybe there are some GIFs of it somewhere.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:39am JP from KC:

@Bobdoesthings: I also live under the persistent delusion that someday Station Manager Ken will address me directly in the comments, and that will lead to a dialogue, in which he will discover that I would be a perfect fit on the WFMU staff. Then he'll whisk me away to Jersey City where I will will contently work until the day I collapse and die at my desk listening to miracle nutrition reruns from the archive. After that, I think maybe I'll haunt The music library... or Monty Hall, if they ever raise enough money for that snow cone machine, But then again, as I write this, I realize that's not exactly within the realm of "keeping sane," now is it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:41am JP from KC:

And that, Bob, is why you shouldn't drink at your desk.
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:42am Brendan:

or ... V∞O∞I∞V∞O∞D∞
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:42am nickrhombi:

going for a run... wish i could take this fat jam with me... peace out, hip cats.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:43am Dan B From Upstate:

Aw, man. I missed Voivod? Wait. Am I saying that right?

Voivod?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:43am bobdoesthings:

@jp - maybe try microdosing? or at least leave a one hitter in a ziplock in the desk instead.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:43am cory:

i'll be more than happy to go facedown on a grill
Avatar    Wed. 5/11/16 11:45am Rich in Washington:

it just occurred to me that Iggy sounds like that stop smoking guy you sometimes play, Ken.
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:46am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Cheri Pi,

Sorry for having shouted Voivoid! on your behalf. I tought you weren't here! But then again it took me ages to type every single 'O'. I have an artisanal approach when shouting band names in here.
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:46am βrian:

Hey, is that Sam Elliot?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:46am JP from KC:

You're more on the money than you know, Bob... 'scuse me, I think I forgot something in my car. If my eyes are a bit red when I come back, it's just allergies. Yeah, that's it... allergies...
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 11:48am pocket vito:

Oh nice, haven't heard this in a long time
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:49am Josh:

Leaves of Grass, Ken???
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:52am Slazenger:

Dangerously close to that precipice of crap earlier, Ken, but you gained control and pulled it out. Hopefully in the future you pulling it out won't be an issue.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:52am cory:

more Joseph Nothing in the future, please
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:52am Ken From Hyde Park:

Trump is going to nominate himself President for Life on July 1 and move into the White House. You heard it here first!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:53am thedunkel:

Ken - what magic do you have to enable the comments board to accept gifs…
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:54am βrian:

We have a new baby squirrel in our yard. A real baby animal.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 11:54am pocket vito:

No way Ken from HP. Obama will take his ass DOWN if he tries to move in early.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:55am bobdoesthings:

@thedunkel - i think if you're a swag 4 lyfer - you can have a gif as your avatar..
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:55am βrian:

That didn't sound like an Ypsitucky accent to me, but I haven't heard Iggy in a while.
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:55am Brendan:

This is been nice. Thank you Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:56am Cliff:

Thank you Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:56am JP from KC:

Oh no! I fear I've said too much and now I'll never gain the approval of Station Manager Ken that I so crave! NOTICE ME, KEN! NOTICE ME!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:56am bobdoesthings:

oh man.. noon alreayd.. thanks Ken!
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 11:56am βrian:

Ugh. That's like giving out carbon offsets!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:57am Dan B From Upstate:

@thedunkel, it's a reward for a $500.00 donation, swag for life or paid in full.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/11/16 11:58am -Ken:

Yo JP! Thanks for being here.
Avatar Wed. 5/11/16 11:58am βrian:

FIN
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 11:58am JP from KC:

AAAAH! It begins.
  Wed. 5/11/16 11:58am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Thanks, Ken, people! Excellent HORRIBLE show and other multimedia ! Till next episode!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/11/16 12:00pm coelacanth:

Thanks Ken!
  Wed. 5/11/16 12:05pm davefromtoronto:

great show!!!
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