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Options March 9, 2016: Seven Second Delay Week One with the Annual Andy Soak at 6:15pm!

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Four sample pages from Ken & Andy's Bucket List, the graphic novel that will be yours for a pledge of $75 or more.

Plus, every person calling in at 800-989-9368 gets the punchline to this joke:
Question: What do you call a WFMU DJ who owns their own house?

Punchline: Call in at 800-989-9368

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Ken and Andy  Seven Second Delay SOAK ANDY episode   Options 0:00:00 (MP3 | )

Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:01pm Greg from ZONE 5:

SOAK! SOAK! SOAK!
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:02pm chinchilla:

ive been waiting for this all year!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:02pm Greg from ZONE 5:

HI MATT GARBAGE!
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:08pm Listener Robert:

That one's too lame for $20, it's obviously, "Mr. Breckman". But only because they stretch the meaning of "DJ".
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:09pm BadGuyZero:

Hiya!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:09pm Carmichael:

Ken, you need to speak German when you accept a pledge from Germany.
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:10pm Marcel M:

HELLO!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:10pm common:

ello!
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:11pm chinchilla:

wait, so if i SOAK with $75 when its time, I still get the graphic novel right? I'm sure this is JUST being mentioned now
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:12pm SeanG:

dude is loaded!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:13pm Murakami Whywolf:

Answer: '"Mr Breckman", or "Andy" to people pretending to be his friends.'
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:13pm Torbjørn:

Video stream slightly ahead of MP3 stream, a couple of seconds it seems. Seems like the soak window will be very viable on both channels, though. I have the form all filled out ..
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:14pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Is Andy wearing a trump hat??
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:14pm Murakami Whywolf:

Can the '7.S.D.' portion of my total pledge be journalled as having been donated during the Soak?
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:16pm Marcel M:

Hahahha.... Ken has nothing to worry about with him referencing Sting.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:16pm Murakami Whywolf:

When does Ken get rated by a bear?
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:16pm Torbjørn:

Is "Bitch" used in that fashion within FCC regulations ? Brings back the memory of when a "fuck" went out during the Andy-gets-waterboarded situation.
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:17pm Marcel M:

PLEDGED!
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:18pm Torbjørn:

Let's do it ! Double your money on the back of Hollywood elites or whatever !
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:18pm Murakami Whywolf:

David Bowie's corpus (or ashes) are still cooler than Sting Tantra-ing a supermodel on a JetSki™, and having more fun.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:18pm steve:

done!
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:19pm Listener Robert:

Does that mean Andy has to match Swag For Life? Those could really add up & put pledgers on Andy's hit list.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:20pm Murakami Whywolf:

The skybox in Hell is the hottest—heat _rises_.
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:20pm Marcel M:

He doesn't even really need to update the reference, anybody actually cool. He could even go back in time. Like, say, Jelly Roll Morton
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:21pm Chuck:

aww geez I didnt pay attention and I pledged to the wrong show
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:21pm Marcel M:

I have to run at quarter to, will the bear rape be recorded and posted later??
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:22pm Carmichael:

Why isn't Tony Shalhoub calling?!?
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:22pm Marcel M:

@Carmichael: Cuz of that time Ken drunkenly mocked him on air.
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:22pm matt:

what's that bear doing?
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:22pm cosmic matrix:

OH NO
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:23pm Listener Julian:

Evening zoo radio!
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:24pm PMD:

The bear scares me!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:24pm Carmichael:

Hey, that's a real bear!!
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:24pm Power Papi:

GODDAMN DAVE HILL!!!
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:24pm Copenhagen:

KEN RUN! RUUUUUUUUN! SAVE YOURSELF
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:24pm steve:

haha... who's in the bear suit? voice is familiar, i think?
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:24pm matt:

were you listening to gentle giant while gentle jim did his business
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:24pm Folsom:

Is that Jim the poet? I bet he has a bear costume.
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:25pm Chuck:

that goddamn bear
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:25pm melinda:

@Power Papi: it does sound like Dave Hill
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:25pm mary:

dave hill in the bear suit, voice
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:26pm common:

dave!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:26pm steve:

oh yeah its Dave!
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:26pm Marcel M:

Wow this is bizarre.. hahahah
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:27pm Doctor Rembrandt:

I LOVE this!!!
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:28pm matt:

whoa, we got a regular lewis ck in the room here!!!
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:28pm Rai:

This is fantastic
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:29pm chinchilla:

Dave Hill is somehow PERFECT for this
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:30pm MONEYBAG$:

Dave was born for his role
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:32pm Power Papi:

The French call it "enculer"
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:33pm Marie:

Did Ken use a rape kit? Or was he in a kilt?
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:35pm Zach from Waldwick:

Ken pronounced the wrong town for me! Oh well, get soaked Andy!
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:36pm Evan in Seattle:

This is some damn good radio.
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:36pm Carlo Ponti:

I was about to ask if this appearance had anything to do with "The Revenant."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:37pm wizard frog:

is that KISS make up on the bear?
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:38pm Marie:

I think Ken and the bear should kiss and make up!
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:38pm Marcel M:

We are all waiting for that Marie!
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:41pm Listener 108581:

Andy, move away from the mic..
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:41pm ?:

this sounds more like a D/S thing as opposed to a raping. Ken must like it.
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:41pm Power Papi:

Did Ken run through the woods with a bear behind?
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:42pm Marcel M:

HAHAHHAHAH! I'm amazed this is FCC friendly.
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:43pm Smilty69:

What IS the line?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:43pm BadGuyZero:

To call?
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:43pm Rai:

dying by the bermuda triangle one. I love dave
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:45pm whaaaaaaaaaaat:

you guys gunning for the reddit crowd here with this material or is the show usually like this?
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:46pm Listener Robert:

No Krazy Glue this time?
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:50pm P-90:

This is very unusual. Most North American Brown Bears are not nearly this schticky.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:50pm Murakami Whywolf:

Without joking at all: though I think it's possible to make jokes about things that are completely unfunny in themselves, they really had better be funnier than this, and not so much of them. I don't insist that other people share my tastes, but I don't like this stuff's dominating the hour. For the first time, I find myself hoping a Marathon stunt falls completely flat.
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:50pm Joe stalvey:

I just renewed my support and love the station, but if my daughter, who volunteers at a rape crisis center, was home, I would have to turn the radio off right now. Not funny, guys. Please give it a rest.
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:51pm daupo:

glue might happen next week!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:52pm BadGuyZero:

Bring back the Wheel Of Fate!
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:52pm JeffHQ:

HillyBear gone graphic!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:54pm Nick the Bard:

Thank god I didn't have to be in the damn suit...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:54pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Getting told off by a guy in a bear suit, thats amazing
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:54pm Fredericks:

POOR DAVE!
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:55pm Luke:

Awesome show guys! Dave was great too.
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:56pm Frangry:

They're all geniuses.
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:57pm JeffHQ:

Training day...
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:57pm Copenhagen:

Never got a shoutout for pledging :(
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:57pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Hey Frangrey I will call in once the marathon is done
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:58pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

To your Show
  Wed. 3/9/16 6:58pm PMD:

Did we get the total?
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 6:58pm Frangry:

Hi Aaron! We are prob going to take a few calls this Friday, would love to hear from you!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 6:59pm steve:

i dont think we heard the total
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 7:00pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

I cant donate money to the station but I can donate calls just to show I care
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 7:01pm Frangry:

We like money AND calls!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/9/16 7:01pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

And you re a bear free show right?
  Wed. 3/9/16 7:02pm Tommy:

Rape is just not funny
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 7:02pm Linda Lee:

really unfortunate gag, guys. ~
  Wed. 3/9/16 7:03pm Torbjørn:

People thinking a topic is not funny might make the topic funny. Weird how humor works that way.
Avatar Wed. 3/9/16 9:56pm Irwin:

WFMU is an alternate universe, free from sensitivity cops, speech narcs, and SJWs. If they discover us, they will try to banish us to the gulags.
Avatar Thu. 3/10/16 12:38am khd:

jesus people, all you needed to do was tell Gentle Jim that he was crossing the line, but no one did...shame, really...
  Thu. 3/10/16 3:39am Marcel:

Often old people just don't get it anymore.
I'm just that much into ageism and very glad that wfmu respects that.

To me wfmu is much more than stupid catch phrases (sensitivity cops, SJWs) that just spare you to think.
Thank you for the music, Irwin. But we won't agree here.
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