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February 24, 2016: Andy Breckman's Premature Obituary
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![]() Just heard the sad news. RIP Mr. Breckman-man. |
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![]() RIP Andy Breckman - Radio personality, Husband, Father and will be missed by all. |
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![]() RIP, Andy! Thanks for the T-shirt! |
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![]() Hi Ken & Andy & listeners & commenters |
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![]() i want 'wah wahhhhhh' on mine. |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:07pm
Jack:
"Here Lies James Hoffa" | |
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Wed. 2/24/16 6:07pm
V Priceless:
is that a pizza-related question? |
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Wed. 2/24/16 6:07pm
Niko:
HOT TO TROT on repeat all day. #RIPAndy |
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![]() "Lost the will to live." |
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![]() He shat on the possibility of anything being good or amusing or interesting. Concrete on a driveway. America's 7,482,263rd greatest fun-ruiner. He made ugly grey mouth-noises off-mic, and an amusing quip in 1994. Kind of thing? |
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![]() Lying on his tombstone was a plot point in THE ROYAL TENNENBAUMS. |
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Wed. 2/24/16 6:08pm
V Priceless:
how's about "It was a gas!" |
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![]() Put "Unknown" for the date of birth, just to make it mysterious. |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:09pm
Jack:
A classic: "I Told You I Was Sick" | |
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![]() maybe andy can be buried with his 3rd or 4th wife |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:09pm
ScottC:
132 and shot by a jealous husband.... | |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:09pm
Andy in DC:
Didn't Andy originally want his tombstone to read "These things happen"? | |
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![]() Tombstone inscription: "Do not disturb." |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:12pm
Tommy:
Andy Breckman, Funniest person ever to live , everything he said was funny | |
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![]() ken dies from bear gonorrhea, i'm certain |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:14pm
giraffe-o:
Was that Clay Pigeon calling in ? | |
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![]() I'm not wearing that bear suit, less because of rape reenactment, and more because I've seen those Chuck E Cheese training videos and know what goes on in those costumes |
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![]() Wait, is the revenant actually good? Or just flash and bang? |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:17pm
herb.nyc:
Does bear use s condom? | |
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![]() does bear use s condom! |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:20pm
Jeff Shilling:
Andy, I happened to be working late today and had the radio on WFMU on the way home and pleasantly discovered you are still doing the radio program with Ken. Don't take this the wrong way but I thought you were dead already as I had not tuned in for a while. Alas, I am happy to hear you are alive. As far as the tomb stone, how about "he fought the Rat Race and won!" And with that, I must ask as I always did way back in the days I used to call into the show years ago, when are you going to write and produce Rat Race 2? | |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:20pm
herb.nyc:
Use wake as a pledge drive??? | |
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![]() Tombstone: Here lies Andy Breckman. Soaked to death. |
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![]() who do u think is going to die first, andy or don mclean? |
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![]() i wish he would call in to express his condolences. |
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![]() I can hit the crucial, tricky high note in Danny Boy every time. It's just all the notes leading up to it I can't quite nail. But every funeral I sing at, I inch just that little bit closer. |
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Wed. 2/24/16 6:24pm
glenn:
practise makes perfect, foofs. |
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![]() glenn, they all just take so long to die! |
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Wed. 2/24/16 6:25pm
glenn:
i recommend warfarin. |
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![]() Jews are non-commital about whether there's a heaven or not |
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Wed. 2/24/16 6:27pm
glenn:
no foreskins, no heaven. |
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![]() Seen recently on the internet: "I'd rather die than go to heaven!" |
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![]() I'm not Jewish, but I am circumcised! Woohoo! |
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![]() omg , i gotta find that rock paper scissors show |
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![]() Errrr....waitaminute, I think I read that wrong. Dammit |
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![]() I love how Ken goes right to Chinatown! One of my faves if not my fave. The mother my sister scene... OOF! What a scene.. |
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![]() on andy's tombstone - 'erection lasted more than 4 hours' |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:31pm
herb.nyc:
"It's Sophie's Choice, Jake" | |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:33pm
crimson wave:
why is this show is only funny when i'm menstruating? | |
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![]() I seem to recall a show where Andy said he wanted "I Get Around" played at his funeral. Is that still on? |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:33pm
mink:
hahahhaaaaa | |
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![]() will he be cremated? |
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Wed. 2/24/16 6:35pm
Listener Robert:
Jeff, Rat Race 2 will follow "It's a Madder, Madder, Madder, Madder World". | |
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![]() crimson wave, you win the comments tonight |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:36pm
Jack:
Is Andy going to name his replacement for 7SD? or will it become just "Ken's Seven Second Delay"? | |
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![]() they may have to burn off his tattoo with a propane torch, mo. |
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![]() didnt Andy say once he wanted Beth, his ex-wife, and his high school girlfriend to sing Nobody Does It Better at his funeral? |
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![]() i would say 'oh no, i just saw him last week - really makes you think...' |
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![]() At the time this show is being recorded, the world's oldest person is Susannah Mushatt Jones, born July 6, 1899. One of the last person alive who was born in the 19th century. |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:37pm
herb.nyc:
Can Beth date again, after Andy dies? | |
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![]() I remember that one too, steve. |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:38pm
Jack:
Also, I think we should all pitch in and get a stripper for Andy's funeral. | |
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![]() I'm looking forward to the sweet and gentle bear rapes for my lonely nights when my wife works late. Ken saying he actually likes The Revenant makes me actually maybe want to see it... though I assumed it was a stupid movie. Anyone else see it? |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:38pm
chicken:
Soooooo boring | |
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![]() When Andy feigns saying people's names it reminds me of George in Seinfeld. He does a similar thing. |
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![]() i keep wondering what i should say to him if i see Andy by NYU? im there all day 3 days a week this semester. |
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![]() There should be a window during Andy's funeral where if you donate to WFMU his widow and ex wife both have to match the amount. |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:42pm
mink:
'allstar' dammit | |
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![]() hahhahahaha..... I can't believe you are playing this song. Wow...haha |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:43pm
chicken:
Lol now we're cookin | |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:44pm
geezerette:
Mel Blanc's headstone actually reads," That's all folks!". | |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:44pm
giraffe-o:
All the Shrek movies have that Smashmouth song | |
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![]() The Third Shrek.. hahahah. I wouldn't have said anything either. I'm surprised only 2 movies ended with this song. |
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![]() Its amazing people stay on the phone after they ignore them so long. |
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![]() For the bored, here are pictures of funny tombstones. www.mandatory.com... |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:47pm
giraffe-o:
Wow - people stuffing gum into your cadaver's mouth. Brilliant. I would do that, except I'm going to be cremated | |
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![]() my favorite thing is Andy's once or twice a year we've-run-out-of-ideas "who's winning this show? who's winning your marriage?" |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:47pm
Jeff Shilling:
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold | |
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![]() hard for us to hear... send mp3, please |
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Wed. 2/24/16 6:49pm
Listener Robert:
Andy even chewed gum in his own cameo on "Monk". On the edge of the screen, who's this guy chewing gum in the frame so ostentatiously? Oh, it must be Andy; that's how I recognized him. | |
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![]() I'm pretty sure its built into Jewish law that if money was made its all good. |
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![]() Aaron in MN can you call and say that ? |
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Wed. 2/24/16 6:50pm
Listener Robert:
Will this comment thread be merged with the one when he's really dead? | |
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![]() hmmm did my song play on the air? got disconnected by mistake |
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![]() @Cosmic Matrix: Fidelity was terrible they had to hang up. |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:51pm
giraffe-o:
when you die, it sounds like those space sounds from the Apollo 11. Andy, please tell if this is the case. | |
Wed. 2/24/16 6:52pm
herb.nyc:
Colonoscopy. Bear rape. | |
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Wed. 2/24/16 6:52pm
sporkman:
Andy's name needs to go here, that's how you get in the cemetary with those tattoos. templebnaior.org... |
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![]() @marcel: i got too excited and messed up my prank. it was a recording of a don mclean song. too loud. totally fucked that one up. call screener is never gonna trust me again. for NOTHING !!! waah |
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![]() They said: "oh he's playing a don mclean sample" and then after a few seconds cut it. |
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![]() the worst part is i had to listen to the entire don mclean song. it was pretty bad. |
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![]() oh good, at least that sweet tune made it on the air! |
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![]() Follow Andy's temple on Facebook: www.facebook.com... |
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Wed. 2/24/16 6:56pm
glenn:
i can run a backhoe. just "borrow" one for a couple hours. |
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Wed. 2/24/16 6:57pm
Listener Robert:
Ken's obit was a lot funnier than Andy's. Ken, can you die twice instead of 1 each? | |
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Wed. 2/24/16 6:58pm
glenn:
also, a great book about working is a cemetery. -www.goodreads.com... |
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Wed. 2/24/16 6:58pm
glenn:
in. |
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![]() i should mention, for sake of fairness and balance, i love you and thanks andy! we will miss you RIP when/if it happens. |
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![]() Nah. |
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![]() sorry call-screener! |
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![]() this is the part where i lower the radio for henry's scream |
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![]() Goodbye, Andy! |
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Wed. 2/24/16 7:01pm
sporkman:
templebnaior.org... |
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