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Options February 24, 2016: Andy Breckman's Premature Obituary

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Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/24/16 6:01pm -max-:

Just heard the sad news. RIP Mr. Breckman-man.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:01pm Ken From Hyde Park:

RIP Andy Breckman - Radio personality, Husband, Father and will be missed by all.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/24/16 6:02pm chris:

RIP, Andy! Thanks for the T-shirt!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:02pm Cliff:

Hi Ken & Andy & listeners & commenters
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:02pm Marcel M:

Hello!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/24/16 6:06pm dale:

i want 'wah wahhhhhh' on mine.
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:07pm Jack:

"Here Lies James Hoffa"
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:07pm V Priceless:

is that a pizza-related question?
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:07pm Niko:

HOT TO TROT on repeat all day. #RIPAndy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/24/16 6:07pm chris:

"Lost the will to live."
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:08pm foofs:

He shat on the possibility of anything being good or amusing or interesting. Concrete on a driveway. America's 7,482,263rd greatest fun-ruiner.
He made ugly grey mouth-noises off-mic, and an amusing quip in 1994.
Kind of thing?
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:08pm Webhamster Henry:

Lying on his tombstone was a plot point in THE ROYAL TENNENBAUMS.
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:08pm V Priceless:

how's about "It was a gas!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:09pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Put "Unknown" for the date of birth, just to make it mysterious.
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:09pm Jack:

A classic: "I Told You I Was Sick"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/24/16 6:09pm dale:

maybe andy can be buried with his 3rd or 4th wife
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:09pm ScottC:

132 and shot by a jealous husband....
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:09pm Andy in DC:

Didn't Andy originally want his tombstone to read "These things happen"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:10pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Tombstone inscription: "Do not disturb."
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:12pm Tommy:

Andy Breckman, Funniest person ever to live
, everything he said was funny
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/24/16 6:13pm dale:

ken dies from bear gonorrhea, i'm certain
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:14pm giraffe-o:

Was that Clay Pigeon calling in ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/24/16 6:15pm Nick the Bard:

I'm not wearing that bear suit, less because of rape reenactment, and more because I've seen those Chuck E Cheese training videos and know what goes on in those costumes
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:16pm Marcel M:

Wait, is the revenant actually good? Or just flash and bang?
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:17pm herb.nyc:

Does bear use s condom?
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:18pm cosmic matrix:

does bear use s condom!
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:20pm Jeff Shilling:

Andy, I happened to be working late today and had the radio on WFMU on the way home and pleasantly discovered you are still doing the radio program with Ken. Don't take this the wrong way but I thought you were dead already as I had not tuned in for a while. Alas, I am happy to hear you are alive. As far as the tomb stone, how about "he fought the Rat Race and won!" And with that, I must ask as I always did way back in the days I used to call into the show years ago, when are you going to write and produce Rat Race 2?
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:20pm herb.nyc:

Use wake as a pledge drive???
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:21pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Tombstone: Here lies Andy Breckman. Soaked to death.
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:22pm cosmic matrix:

who do u think is going to die first, andy or don mclean?
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:22pm cosmic matrix:

i wish he would call in to express his condolences.
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:23pm foofs:

I can hit the crucial, tricky high note in Danny Boy every time. It's just all the notes leading up to it I can't quite nail.
But every funeral I sing at, I inch just that little bit closer.
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:24pm glenn:

practise makes perfect, foofs.
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:24pm foofs:

glenn, they all just take so long to die!
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:25pm glenn:

i recommend warfarin.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:26pm Cliff:

Jews are non-commital about whether there's a heaven or not
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:27pm glenn:

no foreskins, no heaven.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:28pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Seen recently on the internet: "I'd rather die than go to heaven!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:28pm Cliff:

I'm not Jewish, but I am circumcised! Woohoo!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:28pm steve:

omg , i gotta find that rock paper scissors show
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:29pm Cliff:

Errrr....waitaminute, I think I read that wrong. Dammit
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:30pm Marcel M:

I love how Ken goes right to Chinatown! One of my faves if not my fave.

The mother my sister scene... OOF! What a scene..
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/24/16 6:30pm dale:

on andy's tombstone - 'erection lasted more than 4 hours'
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:31pm herb.nyc:

"It's Sophie's Choice, Jake"
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:33pm crimson wave:

why is this show is only funny when i'm menstruating?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/24/16 6:33pm cklequ:

I seem to recall a show where Andy said he wanted "I Get Around" played at his funeral. Is that still on?
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:33pm mink:

hahahhaaaaa
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:34pm Monica:

will he be cremated?
  ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:35pm Listener Robert:

Jeff, Rat Race 2 will follow "It's a Madder, Madder, Madder, Madder World".
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:35pm Cliff:

crimson wave, you win the comments tonight
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:36pm Jack:

Is Andy going to name his replacement for 7SD? or will it become just "Ken's Seven Second Delay"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/24/16 6:36pm dale:

they may have to burn off his tattoo with a propane torch, mo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:36pm steve:

didnt Andy say once he wanted Beth, his ex-wife, and his high school girlfriend to sing Nobody Does It Better at his funeral?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/24/16 6:37pm dale:

i would say 'oh no, i just saw him last week - really makes you think...'
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:37pm Ken From Hyde Park:

At the time this show is being recorded, the world's oldest person is Susannah Mushatt Jones, born July 6, 1899. One of the last person alive who was born in the 19th century.
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:37pm herb.nyc:

Can Beth date again, after Andy dies?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/24/16 6:37pm cklequ:

I remember that one too, steve.
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:38pm Jack:

Also, I think we should all pitch in and get a stripper for Andy's funeral.
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:38pm Marcel M:

I'm looking forward to the sweet and gentle bear rapes for my lonely nights when my wife works late.

Ken saying he actually likes The Revenant makes me actually maybe want to see it... though I assumed it was a stupid movie. Anyone else see it?
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:38pm chicken:

Soooooo boring
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:40pm Marcel M:

When Andy feigns saying people's names it reminds me of George in Seinfeld. He does a similar thing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:41pm steve:

i keep wondering what i should say to him if i see Andy by NYU? im there all day 3 days a week this semester.
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:42pm Marcel M:

There should be a window during Andy's funeral where if you donate to WFMU his widow and ex wife both have to match the amount.
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:42pm mink:

'allstar' dammit
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:43pm Marcel M:

hahhahahaha..... I can't believe you are playing this song. Wow...haha
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:43pm chicken:

Lol now we're cookin
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:44pm geezerette:

Mel Blanc's headstone actually reads," That's all folks!".
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:44pm giraffe-o:

All the Shrek movies have that Smashmouth song
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:44pm Marcel M:

The Third Shrek.. hahahah. I wouldn't have said anything either. I'm surprised only 2 movies ended with this song.
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:44pm Marcel M:

Its amazing people stay on the phone after they ignore them so long.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:46pm Ken From Hyde Park:

For the bored, here are pictures of funny tombstones. www.mandatory.com...
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:47pm giraffe-o:

Wow - people stuffing gum into your cadaver's mouth. Brilliant. I would do that, except I'm going to be cremated
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:47pm steve:

my favorite thing is Andy's once or twice a year we've-run-out-of-ideas "who's winning this show? who's winning your marriage?"
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:47pm Jeff Shilling:

Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 2/24/16 6:48pm chris:

hard for us to hear... send mp3, please
  ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:49pm Listener Robert:

Andy even chewed gum in his own cameo on "Monk". On the edge of the screen, who's this guy chewing gum in the frame so ostentatiously? Oh, it must be Andy; that's how I recognized him.
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:50pm Marcel M:

I'm pretty sure its built into Jewish law that if money was made its all good.
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:50pm Marcel M:

Aaron in MN can you call and say that ?
  ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:50pm Listener Robert:

Will this comment thread be merged with the one when he's really dead?
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:51pm cosmic matrix:

hmmm did my song play on the air? got disconnected by mistake
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:51pm Marcel M:

@Cosmic Matrix: Fidelity was terrible they had to hang up.
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:51pm giraffe-o:

when you die, it sounds like those space sounds from the Apollo 11. Andy, please tell if this is the case.
  Wed. 2/24/16 6:52pm herb.nyc:

Colonoscopy. Bear rape.
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:52pm sporkman:

Andy's name needs to go here, that's how you get in the cemetary with those tattoos. templebnaior.org...
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:53pm cosmic matrix:

@marcel: i got too excited and messed up my prank. it was a recording of a don mclean song. too loud. totally fucked that one up. call screener is never gonna trust me again. for NOTHING !!! waah
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:53pm Marcel M:

They said: "oh he's playing a don mclean sample" and then after a few seconds cut it.
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:53pm cosmic matrix:

the worst part is i had to listen to the entire don mclean song. it was pretty bad.
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:54pm cosmic matrix:

oh good, at least that sweet tune made it on the air!
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:54pm Marcel M:

Follow Andy's temple on Facebook: www.facebook.com...
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:56pm glenn:

i can run a backhoe. just "borrow" one for a couple hours.
  ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:57pm Listener Robert:

Ken's obit was a lot funnier than Andy's. Ken, can you die twice instead of 1 each?
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:58pm glenn:

also, a great book about working is a cemetery. -www.goodreads.com...
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:58pm glenn:

in.
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:58pm cosmic matrix:

i should mention, for sake of fairness and balance, i love you and thanks andy! we will miss you RIP when/if it happens.
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:58pm foofs:

Nah.
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:58pm cosmic matrix:

sorry call-screener!
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 6:59pm cosmic matrix:

this is the part where i lower the radio for henry's scream
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥   Wed. 2/24/16 6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Goodbye, Andy!
Avatar Wed. 2/24/16 7:01pm sporkman:

templebnaior.org...
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