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Options November 4, 2015: Your Exciting Celebrity Tipping Experience!

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Avatar Wed. 11/4/15 6:00pm Marcel M:

YOO!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/4/15 6:04pm PMD:

does the money ultimately go to WFMU? then maybe I'd tip
  Wed. 11/4/15 6:04pm Dustin:

I played piano in the lounge at my HS prom & got tipped.
     Wed. 11/4/15 6:05pm Listener Robert:

The station tip jar is open as illustrated by dog & cow.
  Wed. 11/4/15 6:05pm wizard frog:

hi gang - I've been listening back to try and find the secret words but some of the episodes don't have the secret word! any hints?!
Avatar Wed. 11/4/15 6:05pm Marcel M:

Ken did you drive a cab in NYC? That woulda ben willlld man.
Avatar Wed. 11/4/15 6:06pm Marcel M:

@wizard frog: I think there are 8 total since the first ten.. but I could be wrong. They stopped doing them.
     Wed. 11/4/15 6:07pm Listener Robert:

No, Marcel, I've got 9. Ken dropped one in on archive after it went out wordless.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/4/15 6:07pm steve:

i hear hjs were huge in the 70s
  Wed. 11/4/15 6:07pm wizard frog:

oh, but I heard a couple shows ago, Ken mentioned that they just said their last secret word? so I thought there were 10.
Avatar Wed. 11/4/15 6:07pm Chris M.:

wait are we allowed to solicit tips on our show? because i'm going to change EVERYTHING.
Avatar Wed. 11/4/15 6:08pm Marcel M:

It does seem to violate the WFMU rules doesn't it...
     Wed. 11/4/15 6:08pm Listener Robert:

I suspect that was a gag, frog, unless Ken slipped in ANOTHER on archive.
  Wed. 11/4/15 6:08pm wizard frog:

In the archives?! So it could have been a show I was listening to on the podcast? haha... I'm not sure I can go through it again!
Avatar Wed. 11/4/15 6:09pm Marcel M:

I tipped for the handjob zinger.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/4/15 6:10pm common:

hardest working man in show biz. andy.
     Wed. 11/4/15 6:10pm Listener Robert:

Andy in Germany went out w/o secret word, then Ken apologized & put one in about a day later.
     Wed. 11/4/15 6:10pm Listener Robert:

Also note that the 1st secret show also had a secret word -- compound interest!
Avatar Wed. 11/4/15 6:11pm Mutant:

My tip is "Don't quit your day job!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/4/15 6:11pm dale:

i tipped a cab driver a plastic bag that i vomited in while in his careening car. yes, i was loaded, but he drove like a maniac and smelled so i as in the right.
  Wed. 11/4/15 6:11pm conrad:

That email is: Unclean DY Toys @gmail.com.
     Wed. 11/4/15 6:12pm Listener Robert:

And by secret word, I don't mean Ken & Andy's curse words. Andy went straight for "cunt".
  Wed. 11/4/15 6:13pm wizard frog:

oh, thanks for the tip Robert... (though technically that's not fair for new joiners)
     Wed. 11/4/15 6:14pm Listener Robert:

Yes, but even with the compound interest secret word, I still count only 19 total.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/4/15 6:14pm Nick the Bard:

but according tot he halloween newsleter, the secret show thing is done with, so, why would new secret words matter?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/4/15 6:14pm steve:

im wondering if i need to start Unclean DIY Toys... the name actually matches my business surprisingly well
  Wed. 11/4/15 6:15pm kimzilla:

The fun part about tipping is when you type in uncleandytoys, it looks like unclean dytoys, which sounds dirty.
     Wed. 11/4/15 6:15pm Listener Robert:

Because, Nick, we can't collect both secret shows unless we got 20 secret words.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/4/15 6:16pm Nick the Bard:

Un-cleandy-toys
  Wed. 11/4/15 6:16pm wizard frog:

can't the 2nd secret show be given for effort / 8/9 words outta cut it! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/4/15 6:19pm Nick the Bard:

Except there ARE no more secret shows:

"As a Halloween offering, I present you the official end of the Seven Second Delay Loyalty Club. Who needs a club to prove their loyalty anyway? It's become painfuly clear that Andy doesn't want to record any more super secret shows, so it's best to just end this thing right now.

If you didn't get your first secret show, please email me at ken at wfmu dot org, and if you ahve your second ten secret words, send 'em on in, and I will send you the second secret show just as soon as I can trick Andy into recording one with me."
  Wed. 11/4/15 6:20pm wizard frog:

oh right... thanks for confirming Nick! I can sleep well at night now.
  Wed. 11/4/15 6:21pm hambox:

Can I send Andy a paypal invoice for all the laughs he did not deliver?
     Wed. 11/4/15 6:22pm Listener Robert:

But I think that's charitably a gag, uncharitably a scam, i.e. put out just 19 secret words & pretend there was a second ten. You know, satirizing the "loyalty" concept.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/4/15 6:22pm Nick the Bard:

1952 Double Dyed Denver Mint Penny, that thing is worth a FORTUNE
  Wed. 11/4/15 6:23pm tooplin:

it's funny 'cause uncleandytoys is an anagram of candy yule snot
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/4/15 6:25pm chris:

or for people who like halloween more than christmas: candys not yule
     Wed. 11/4/15 6:25pm Listener Robert:

This tip jar concept seems to answer a Q I've never A'd: whether Auricle has some bylaw that'd require, say, Irwin to turn in a bottle of rum if he were tipped it in proximity to the station.
     Wed. 11/4/15 6:27pm Listener Robert:

Actually that's a serious issue, the kind that seems to make Ken seriously uncomfortable (And who could blame him?), because how could anyone determine whether someone's exposure on WFMU led to someone's giving hir gifts or business on the outside?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/4/15 6:28pm dale:

andy's not one to toot his own horn. unless his finger is being pulled
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/4/15 6:29pm dale:

he says 'god' a lot for a jew.
  Wed. 11/4/15 6:29pm Gold Beava:

dutch oven
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/4/15 6:31pm Mike East:

I got 10 bucks from Ethan Hawke for making him a smoothie a long time ago.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/4/15 6:31pm chris:

if i'm not mistaken, LRob, the issue is one of tax-exempt status of auricle... can't advertise commercial things on the air... but i think off-mic, commercial concerns of the DJs are just dandy... but i'm just guessing really
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/4/15 6:31pm Nick the Bard:

@mike east - so call in with it
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/4/15 6:32pm steve:

is Andy making this up? he hasn't given out the paypal address in like 20 mins right
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/4/15 6:33pm Mike East:

I really would, Nick...work is such bullshit right now. I'm drowning in paperwork!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/4/15 6:34pm Nick the Bard:

So take the work into the terlet with you and call from there
Avatar Wed. 11/4/15 6:34pm Marcel M:

Comedians pass the hat though.
  Wed. 11/4/15 6:35pm Austin:

When is the soaking?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/4/15 6:37pm chris:

Spring Marathon is usually when that happens, Austin.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/4/15 6:40pm steve:

didnt Kenny G once solicit 1 cent donations during a marathon?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/4/15 6:45pm PMD:

Oops. Someone was having a large meeting with the door open, so everyone in there got to hear me chatting with Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/4/15 6:46pm PMD:

Ken, I thought of that, but I think you have to have something delivered if you do it the other way.
  Wed. 11/4/15 6:46pm Austin:

Chris, I meant like a reverse Ken soaking, where we tip Andy for a few minutes and Ken has to match it.
Avatar Wed. 11/4/15 6:54pm Chris M.:

i love how the imaginary fundraiser is named after my show but i do need to collect royalties at some point.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 11/4/15 6:56pm steve:

i sent one cent only to passive aggressively tell Andy to go to hell
  Wed. 11/4/15 6:56pm tooplin:

it's the camgirl model
  Wed. 11/4/15 6:58pm steuben:

Nick the bard wouldn't let me through, but I'd like to offer you the email address Andy@fart.land or perhaps whotooted@fart.land as a tip!
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