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Options August 11, 2015: Tell It Like It Is(n't)
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Tonight: Tell It Like It Is(n't)
Guess which slogan that walking "Pile of Bile" Chris Christie chose for his presidential campaign? No, it's not "Sit down and shut up!" It's...

Telling It Like It Is

Besides putting me in mind of Aaron Neville, this is hilarious because no one dissembles quite like the (absent) Governor of New Jersey. He somehow earned a reputation for "giving us the hard truths" that no other politician would dare (I'm not sure Donald Trump is a politician, despite his presidential run) while lying through his teeth. AND he hugged Obama!

We are living through yet another Bulworth moment in American Life, when along comes a truth-teller, a disrupter, someone who cares NOT for "political correctness" and TELL US WHAT WE NEED TO HEAR. Whether it's Joe the Plumber or Chris Christie or Donald Trump, they all have one thing in common: they wouldn't know the truth if it asked them to refer to her as "Ms. Truth." 

With rare exception, when people preface what they're about to say with "Let me be honest here..." or "I'm telling it like it is..." or "I'm keeping it real!" they are usually not. If you've been listening to me long enough you know this is a theme of mine. What you might not know is that I'm blowhard and loudmouth-adverse. Some of you are scratching your heads right now, saying "But Chris... aren't YOU a blowhard and a loudmouth?" No. Just because I'm both an amateur and a professional talk radio host it doesn't mean that I engage in the easy inflammatory bullshit of my brethren. I've always taken a more challenging path. Stupid me, I actually want to have a conversation on the radio. Yes, occasionally I get riled up and rant. But I try to make it clear that I am speaking my own truth, not some universal truth that everyone's too deluded to accept. And I've tried - really tried - not to be hurtful in the guise of honesty. Hell, I still remember that Partridge Family episode where Danny went around speaking his mind constantly and Shirley finally had to sit him down and explain that you can't always say what's on your mind. Society doesn't work like that. You don't get to say horrible things to people and then explain it away with "If you don't like it, too bad! I'm just TELLING IT LIKE IT IS!" But behavior I'm willing to overlook from Joe Twelve-pack is thoroughly unacceptable from a politician. 

Tonight, I'd like to know about those times you were "brutally honest" with someone. How did it go over? And I also need to know about those times you kept your true thoughts to yourself. What did you say instead?

Call 201-209-WFMU between 6 - 7 pm, and then SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! Until then, enjoy this outtake from the GOP Debate:
Last Week: Led Zeppelin III (Karaoke)
Last week I took another stab at doing on-air Karaoke. I think I stabbed it to death. It was easily the worst installment yet of an experiment I've done half a dozen times. This time out, no one could hear the music over the phone (I thought I'd be able to use Skype but Microsoft wouldn't let me access my account) and I kept dropping calls inadvertently.

This was the fourth Led Zeppelin installment (two of them were back-to-back weeks, which is why I dubbed this one number three) and I've also done a Beatles show and a George Harrison show.

I'm more than happy to revisit the concept at some point in the future but it will have to be with a method that doesn't involve WFMU's Soviet-era phone system. I'm working on it now...

The highpoint of the show, for me, was getting to sing Thank You to my wife on the cusp of our eighth anniversary. I LOVE YOU, HONEY!

And now for some less-than-enthusiastic playlist comments:
  • Ah man, no Immigrant Song?!
  • That levee done took and broke.
  • This guy sucks a squeezed lemon… Juice running all down his neck…
  • THIS SHOULD TEACH YOU NOT TO ATTEMPT THIS STUPID IDEA AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Applause to this guy for honestly trying.
  • This is fun anyway to hear the people try.
  • You got to try this again Chris T. The last time it worked good.
Ramble On
This is going to be tough but please hang in there with me.

Aerial View first went on the air in 1989. It was initially heard on Tuesday afternoons, then it went to Fridays at 6 PM. That's where the show was when I gave it up in 2005, due to scheduling conflicts on a new job. I didn't leave WFMU altogether: I began a podcast called Communication Breakdown, something of which I was very proud (and you've probably never heard).

In 2006 I became a professional talk show host and walked away from WFMU, not knowing if I'd return. I made my way back on the schedule in June of 2010 and have been doing new shows ever since. But I'd be lying if said this was easy. In the early years it was enough to go in and do a radio show. Radio was its own social media. Now, if you're not on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Tumblr, etc., you might as well not exist. I am on all those platforms, plus Periscope AND I spend five to six hours a week on this newsletter. It's a whole bunch of volunteer labor and I wouldn't mind doing it except I'm not sure what the payoff is besides a ton of work for me.

Last week I asked for a vote of confidence in this newsletter and got five replies. This thing goes out to 437 subscribers. Sixteen to twenty-five percent of those people actually open it. How many read it I'll never know. But the point of this newsletter was simple: to get more people interested in Aerial View and pledging to WFMU at Marathon time. As I've said here before, it hasn't panned out that way. I made a bit more money last year than the year before. Of course, it isn't all about the money. I get it. But I'm losing my taste for doing all this work if there's no endgame.

Aerial View is a difficult show to love. You never know what it will be from week to week. You only know that I will be at the helm. I'm one of those people you either love or hate. There's precious little in-between.

This is the 80th newsletter I've cranked out once a week since February 3, 2013. I really don't know how many I have left in me. As I write this it's 8:06 PM Monday night and I began working on this at 5:30. It's nowhere near done. I still have to swap out all the pictures, I have to create a GIF for the top, I have to check all the links, etc. Again, broken record here: I'm a one man operation. No one is helping with this. 

I mentioned last week that I was thinking of creating a Facebook group for Aerial View. I didn't want to (who needs one more thing to administer?) but I did. Find it here. If this newsletter does go away I hope to see you over there.

While I'm being Debbie Downer: the future of Aerial View itself is also cloudy. I am going in for foot surgery (my podiatrist says I was born with a "congenital malformation" and it's finally caught up with me) at the end of September and will be non-ambulatory for awhile. There is a chance I'll be broadcasting from home while I'm recovering... but there's also a chance I won't. The worst part? Once I'm all done with the left foot, I need to get the right foot done. I've thought of turning Aerial View into a podcast for the duration but that just seems like even more work.

Forgive me for trying to figure this all out in public but I've always been open with the audience. Aerial View was a confessional show before confessional shows were cool. I'm proud of what I learned doing the show and of my connection with WFMU. But I wonder if it's time for me to ramble on...
WFMU Literary Guild Meet Up
The next WFMU Literary Guild Meet Up is Saturday, September 18 at the KGB Bar in Manhattan. On the bill:  There's a new WFMU Literary Guild Facebook Group in addition to the Twitter account. Feel free to discuss writers and writing on both!
Obligatory Throwback Pic
Now, THAT'S good beer! From 8/18/10
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Listener comments!

  Tue. 8/11/15 6:04pm P-90:

Glad to see the newsletter is still there! Haven't seen the FB page yet. My vote: newsletter stays (even if shortened) and Led Zep Karaoke dies a painless death, an experiment that failed despite the bestest of intentions.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:13pm Greg from ZONE 5:

Evening, gang!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:14pm JakeGould:

Hello, gang thug Greg.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:17pm JakeGould:

@ChrisT: It’s not the “Thunderbolt” Fred Trump tore down. Giuliani did that. Fred Trump trashed all of “Steeplechase Park” and threw a party to do so.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:19pm JakeGould:

@ChrisT: I did not Google that fact, dear sir. I know that fact from growing up near Coney Island near Trump Village.
  Tue. 8/11/15 6:19pm ExiledtoBk:

They're still both scumbags though @jake
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:21pm Greg from ZONE 5:

Personally, I am at work...
  Tue. 8/11/15 6:21pm ExiledtoBk:

I'm self conscious about my voice, and I'm at work so I can't call. That's why
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:21pm JakeGould:

@ExiledtoBk: Fred Trump helped begin the process to destroy Coney Island with his actions.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:22pm JakeGould:

I call in but I didn’t want to call in about the Trumps.
  Tue. 8/11/15 6:22pm P-90:

And what is Chris Christie but a nightmarish grown-up version of little Danny Partridge?
  Tue. 8/11/15 6:23pm Chris T.:

I'm not mad at you, Jake!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:23pm JakeGould:

How does Chris Christie wipe his own ass? Sorry for the imagery folks, but someone’s gotta tell it like it is for once!
  Tue. 8/11/15 6:24pm ExiledtoBk:

He reminds me of a grown up Cartman @p-90
  Tue. 8/11/15 6:25pm ExiledtoBk:

Not denying it @jake. I was born in Coney, just saying Guiliani and Trump are scumbags
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:25pm dale:

jake - that's what he has a wife and children and aides for.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:27pm JakeGould:

Something positive: God bless the Wonder Wheel Park! Still the same as it was and still viable.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:27pm dale:

chris - i used to work in direct marketing - a 16 to 25 percent response rate is fucking phenomenal.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:29pm dale:

one time i was riding with my girlfriend now wife) in my car and asked her if she had any mints. she said yeas and i said 'well, you better eat one.' luckily she laughed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:31pm Ike:

I really like the newsletter too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:32pm Mike East:

I've had to tell my wife to keep her mouth shut when I get a haircut and she thinks I look dumb cuz she can be brutal. She's working on it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:33pm JakeGould:

“Bros before hoes” has 100% nothing to do with Brooklyn, jabroni.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:33pm Greg from ZONE 5:

Yeah, no "bros before hoes." It's almost as bad as "don't shit where you oh my god I can't even finish it BLECCH
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:34pm JakeGould:

@Greg: Finish it, shit or get off of the pot!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:37pm Greg from ZONE 5:

Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:40pm Mike East:

I enjoy the newsletter as well. Will be sad if you leave, but you gotta take care of yourself first. Good luck with the toe surgery.
  Tue. 8/11/15 6:40pm Eddie:

For what it's worth, enjoy your views, voice, flavor. All the best.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:42pm JakeGould:

@ChrisT: All cool!
  Tue. 8/11/15 6:42pm ExiledtoBk:

Love listening to you Chris, feel better and hurry back!
  Tue. 8/11/15 6:43pm Ari:

The show is great, cheers from Iceland!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:43pm Mutant:

Chris - I love your shows. I hope you stick with it as long as possible.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:44pm JakeGould:

“I’m a kinda wacky guy! I’m gonna keep on talking until I have to vomit or go to the bathroom!”
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:44pm Ike:

What Mike East said. And when isn't nuking the rare FMU comment troll a good idea? I could go on....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:46pm JakeGould:

URL: Uniform Resource Locator

URI: Uniform Resource Identifier
  Tue. 8/11/15 6:46pm Dixie_Flatline:

You are right!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:46pm dale:

i usually define what day of the work week it is by what's on at 6 pm. always look forward to tuesday. but i continue to stick to all lower case letters if this show continues.
  Tue. 8/11/15 6:47pm Dixie_Flatline:

archie and veronica and gopher
  Tue. 8/11/15 6:48pm herb.nyc:

(lowercase- sorry, i like it too)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:51pm JakeGould:

From Season 11, Episode 6 of the Simpsons, “Hello Gutter Hello Fadder.” www.youtube.com...
  Tue. 8/11/15 6:52pm Julie:

NO ONE seems to have liked TD2, everyone I Knew who watched it complained about it non-stop.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 8/11/15 6:53pm JakeGould:

I watched “Magnum P.I.” while you folks watched “True Detective: Season 2” and I am quite pleased with myself!
  Tue. 8/11/15 6:56pm ExiledtoBk:

San Andreas was awesome!
  Tue. 8/11/15 7:57pm Ian:

Aerial View is best in class
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