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Options August 5, 2015: Andy & Stork - listeners sing 100 Bottles of Beer (from 1998-ish)

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Andy & Stork  100 Bottles of Beef   Options

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  Wed. 8/5/15 6:02pm spodiodi:

Why do they even keep this slot?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:02pm Nick the Bard:

because they love you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:03pm Julie:

I thought this was live, stork has been there nonstop last two days I think
     Wed. 8/5/15 6:03pm Listener Robert:

Or because Jim Price doesn't love us enough.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:04pm JakeGould:

I like these folks! Anyone who thinks otherwise? Keep your opinion to yourself.
  Wed. 8/5/15 6:04pm spodiodi:

Wednesday 6-8pm wasteland
     Wed. 8/5/15 6:05pm Listener Robert:

You posted it 1st Julie, but instead I put up the wisecrack above. I think it's a fake rerun. That version of James Bond's theme sounded unfamiliar.
  Wed. 8/5/15 6:05pm spodiodi:

I'll keep mine if you retract yours. Do we have a deal?
Avatar Wed. 8/5/15 6:05pm Marcel M:

I'm happy for the reruns. Give 'em a break. Also, I need that free sub! Last word tonight.
     Wed. 8/5/15 6:06pm Listener Robert:

And they got shills to pretend they were phone calls from 20 yrs. ago.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:07pm Julie:

I'd like to hear Stork and Thomas do a show
     Wed. 8/5/15 6:08pm Listener Robert:

And Ken deliberately left in the phone number (which he would ordinarily delete) to convince us.
Avatar Wed. 8/5/15 6:08pm Marcel M:

Nick, I listened to an archive the other day and heard a 10 years ago you, I think.
Avatar Wed. 8/5/15 6:09pm Marcel M:

Is that possible?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:09pm Nick the Bard:

which archive?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:09pm JakeGould:

@NicktheBard: When did this specific show originally air?

I love this concept and have never heard this show before. Genius!
Avatar Wed. 8/5/15 6:09pm Marcel M:

Yelling at dead pets.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:10pm Nick the Bard:

(I started calling in at least to here in 2004 so it's def. possible)

@Jake - give me a sec, I have to go grab the Death Defiying Radio Stunts cd that this ep was released on
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:11pm Nick the Bard:

November 29, 2006? That's entirly possible i called in (i don't think I was ON on for that one though)
Avatar Wed. 8/5/15 6:12pm Marcel M:

Really? You never had a pet duck? Coulda sworn it was you!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:12pm JakeGould:

@Nick: Thanks for being on the ball and wow… This is a recent and brilliant idea. I love this so much.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:12pm Nick the Bard:

Then that most likely was me (without listening to th archive anyway, 2006 was a LONG time ago)
     Wed. 8/5/15 6:13pm Listener Robert:

At the end one of them is going to say the secret word as a double reveal: that the show was live (or at least recently recorded) as well as secret word #10.
Avatar Wed. 8/5/15 6:13pm Marcel M:

Twas a good episode.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:13pm JakeGould:

@MarcelM: FWIW, my mom told me that in peasant areas of Poland in her childhood (1930s) ducks and geese were kept as guard pets. Ever have a goose chase you? Scary and adorable experience.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:14pm JakeGould:

@Nick: Sorry, I thought you meant that November 29, 2006 was when this rerun episode first aired. Anyway, if you can dig up the date, that would be great.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:15pm JakeGould:

If not, not price/date on joy!
Avatar Wed. 8/5/15 6:15pm Marcel M:

@Jake: Actually in Silver Lake in LA a goose chased my wife and I. He was rather threatening!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:17pm Nick the Bard:

Well, it looks like the last time this one aired was 2003, but the Death Defiying Radio Stunts cd is from 1998, and it doesn't actually list a date when this originated, so, it's from AT LEAST 1998 or before
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:17pm JakeGould:

@MarcelM: Funny! In the 1980s I was biking around Manhattan Beach in Brooklyn with a friend. We saw a goose in a yard so jumped the fence to check it out. It was pensive at us until owner started shouting at us and then… BAM! The goose is just like a fat ground missile. I never did a flying jump to a fence like that before. Scary. Told my mom and she was happy I had that experience.
Avatar Wed. 8/5/15 6:18pm Marcel M:

@Jake: Haha. Yes they can be scary.
     Wed. 8/5/15 6:18pm Listener Robert:

The Drs. Lapinski in western NY kept geese. They nip your legs. They have no teeth, but they're fearless unless you strangle them to unconsciousness as Mike L. did once.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:20pm JakeGould:

Crazy goose attacking dog! www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:24pm JakeGould:

@NicktheBard: Thanks for the info! Still a great thing this bit…
     Wed. 8/5/15 6:24pm Listener Robert:

Anger is not energy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:26pm JakeGould:

The playlist says: “100 Bottles of Beef”?
     Wed. 8/5/15 6:27pm Listener Robert:

They're deliberately dropping all these date references.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:29pm Nick the Bard:

The playlist is in your mind...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:29pm dale:

that dude's peter lorre was SPOT ON, i tell ya!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:30pm dale:

nothing better than beef soda, jake
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:31pm JakeGould:

@Nick: Is this playlist like some Star Trek episode where we are sending messages to the past to prevent a catastrophe?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:31pm JakeGould:

@dale: I just had a Manhattan Special myself.
Avatar Wed. 8/5/15 6:32pm Marcel M:

@Jake: I had one of those today too! Do you know Ferdinando's in BK? They have it on tap.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:34pm Nick the Bard:

The Shoprite aways down from the station has them, bunch of different "flavors" even (well, regular, diet, that kind of thing really)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:39pm Mike East:

I haven't had a manhattan special since I lived in brooklyn. Was just thinking about them last week...nice cold one on a hot day really hits the spot
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:40pm Mike East:

A guy I used to work with said he was related to the guy who invented it...so he said.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:41pm JakeGould:

@MarcelM: Never heard of Ferdinando’s but will add it to my list.

@NicktheBard: i heard there were other flavors, but haven’t tried them yet.

@MikeEast: All Italians in Brooklyn claim to be connected to every other Italian in Brooklyn, so it’s believable.
  Wed. 8/5/15 6:42pm MONEYBAG$:

I was seriously wondering how to incorporate a white album reference, and there it was
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:42pm Mike East:

@JakeGould - ha! exactly.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:42pm JakeGould:

FWIW, the fact Manhattan Special has a foamy head when you pour it is amazing to me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:43pm JakeGould:

@MikeEast: Everyone is everyone’s cousin.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:43pm JakeGould:

Ooo… An Andrew Dice Clay reference. Early 1990s?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:46pm Ken From Hyde Park:

When we hear the secret word and fill the card, what is next? Send it in and await valuable prizes, right? Can we email a picture of the card?
Avatar Wed. 8/5/15 6:47pm Marcel M:

@Jake: I love that about it too. The only time I've had it is at this place on tap. Is it common to be on tap? Have you seen that before?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:47pm dale:

is this a clip show - my wife was gonna call it in as an auctioneer
Avatar Wed. 8/5/15 6:47pm Marcel M:

@Ken: i'm gonna photograph it with my phone and email it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:48pm Nick the Bard:

it WAS going to be a clip show, but,there wasn't time to make one, so, jsut a regular old rerun type show tonight it's been
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:48pm JakeGould:

@MarcelM: Never saw Manhattan Special on tap before. Has to be some kind of special arrangement.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:49pm JakeGould:

@Nick: I liked this show. So hey.
Avatar Wed. 8/5/15 6:49pm Marcel M:

They claim to be the oldest restaurant in Brooklyn. But I think there a few who claim that.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:50pm dale:

awww, and her idea was a good one. 13 bottles of beer - do i hear 12, 12, 12 ,12
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:50pm JakeGould:

@Marcel: Ohhh! That place is Ferdinando's Focacceria on Union Street? Yup, has to be a very special arrangement for that place. That place is amazing!
Avatar Wed. 8/5/15 6:51pm Marcel M:

Yes that place!!! Its great!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:51pm JakeGould:

@MarcelM: That place is also a sad legacy of the pre BQE/Robert Moses Brooklyn. Imagine if the BQE wasn’t there and what a rich Italian neighborhood it would still be.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:52pm dale:

that was the jackie o version.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:53pm JakeGould:

I want a Stevie Wonder version.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:55pm Carmichael:

Gimme a Yoko version!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 8/5/15 6:56pm JakeGould:

@Carmichael: We’re past number 9.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 8/5/15 6:56pm dale:

no one belched or farted it?
     Wed. 8/5/15 6:57pm Listener Robert:

Negative 1 bottle of beer on the wall.
     Wed. 8/5/15 7:00pm Listener Robert:

I couldn't even hear that! Except that it was a sound.
  Wed. 8/5/15 7:01pm Sam:

Falling down? Is that what you said?
  Thu. 8/6/15 1:29am Gil:

For those who missed the show, the secret word was CLAIMS
Avatar Swag For Life Member Thu. 8/6/15 3:42pm MichelleinGreenBay:

Just listened to the podcast. Whoever screamed the secret word is a serious asshole. I was listening on headphones and my ears are still ringing. Not cool. I know we're not supposed to share words, but I hope to spare others from the literal pain of listening to the end of the show. Turn your volume WAY down. Oh, and ignore Gil - that's not the secret word.
  Sun. 1/31/16 4:05am DME:

@Michelle I think that might have been Nick the Bard... it got me too
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