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Options May 20, 2015: Ken & Andy Get Hep to the Kids' New Lingo!

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     Wed. 5/20/15 6:02pm Listener Robert:

Anybody get any returns yet from letters addressed to "Andy Breckman, Madison, NJ"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/20/15 6:05pm Carmichael:

Andy is in Japantown. And I know why.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/20/15 6:08pm dale:

love santa monica - all the hispanic kids trying to get lucky on the pier....
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:08pm wizard frog:

remember andy asking room service for ken a pillow with one hole in it that show...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/20/15 6:08pm dale:

andy is trying to shop around his 'who tooted' film treatment.
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:10pm Slazenger:

Blanking!
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:11pm wizard frog:

is Andy up on YOLO? :/
Avatar Wed. 5/20/15 6:12pm Chris M.:

i can't wait to play Who Tooted? and i hope Andy keeps his promise to donate one copy to the station.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/20/15 6:13pm dale:

is the game a scratch and sniff affair?
     Wed. 5/20/15 6:14pm Listener Robert:

The premise of this 7SD is great because of how it reveals the opposite of what people usu. like to think about WFMU.
Avatar Wed. 5/20/15 6:15pm Chris M.:

wack slacks en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/20/15 6:17pm Ken From Hyde Park:

My daughter is using the words "derp" and "nard" a lot lately.
     Wed. 5/20/15 6:17pm Listener Robert:

If it were EOF, that'd be end of file.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/20/15 6:18pm dale:

did he say 'queefing beer?'
Avatar Wed. 5/20/15 6:19pm tonyb:

a chatty lady in central park last night
said to me "you must be lampin'"

haven’t looked it up yet

guessing she thought i might be
on the medicinal
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:20pm conrad:

Did he say "boof" or "doof"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/20/15 6:20pm dale:

sounds like a marathon stunt!
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:20pm Marcel M:

Wtfff haha
Avatar Wed. 5/20/15 6:20pm Chris M.:

this is a real thing
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:21pm Chud:

Sounds like butt chugging, which is a thing
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/20/15 6:21pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Punching a hole and shaking it up is "shotgunning," right?
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:21pm Marcel M:

Thats what I call it Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/20/15 6:21pm Mike East:

shotgunning doesn't involve shaking it up, in my experience.
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:22pm Jack:

From the Urban Dictionary: boofing. The act of inserting drugs into the anus for a longer trip
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:22pm Marcel M:

True Mike... Seems counter productive.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/20/15 6:23pm dale:

maybe he's signed in as andy panda.
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:23pm P-90:

Google confirms "boofing" as a synonym for "butt-chugging", a much more straightforwardly descriptive term.
     Wed. 5/20/15 6:25pm Listener Robert:

Conrad, "doof" would work, because it's "food" backward. Think about it.
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:26pm BriJet:

LoL
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:26pm P-90:

Hey, Al Qaeda is an "all-volunteer" outfit too
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/20/15 6:27pm steve:

Bergen County Jail is probably pretty nice
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/20/15 6:27pm Carmichael:

Just for the record, NO County jail is "nice".
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:28pm conrad:

I used to hear 'bet' in '80s rap songs.
Avatar    Wed. 5/20/15 6:28pm Danne D:

Just for the record, NOT me ;)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/20/15 6:29pm Carmichael:

He he ... I was about to ask, Danne. He sounds kinda like you.
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:29pm Julie:

aww Danne and I was wondering what you went down for
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:32pm P-90:

In Cootspeak, he"treated" him to it.
Avatar    Wed. 5/20/15 6:32pm Danne D:

he does use the word 'basically' too much which I do as well
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:33pm P-90:

Oh, that's not "our" Danne D?
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:33pm Julie:

so he's basically you
Avatar Wed. 5/20/15 6:35pm Marcel M:

People will be boofing cigs at the bar hahah
Avatar Wed. 5/20/15 6:35pm Chris M.:

i like this 16 year old boy who is pretending he's been locked up and is teaching his elders some slang.
Avatar Wed. 5/20/15 6:36pm Marcel M:

Awesome caller haha
Avatar Wed. 5/20/15 6:39pm Marcel M:

What school does this guy teach at?
Avatar    Wed. 5/20/15 6:39pm Danne D:

My friend is doing some genealogy stuff and in an old letter from one of his ancesters (like turn of 20th century) the phrase "pussy tubes" is mentioned in the context of it sounds like some sort of concession stand item at the race track they were at.

Any clue guys? I'm not googling that for my friend.
Avatar Wed. 5/20/15 6:40pm Marcel M:

Kids are saying "fact" now, like "word." Like, oh... fact son.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/20/15 6:40pm Nick the Bard:

you cant' say the word on the air, so you call in...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/20/15 6:41pm Nick the Bard:

The callers phones are terrible, that's my excuse
Avatar Wed. 5/20/15 6:41pm Chris M.:

@Danne D: that was the track through which the uterus wandered to the back of the throat. the only cure was manual stimulation by a physician. fact.
Avatar    Wed. 5/20/15 6:42pm Danne D:

lol Chris M
Avatar Wed. 5/20/15 6:43pm Marcel M:

Hahaha
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/20/15 6:43pm common:

kids.
Avatar    Wed. 5/20/15 6:44pm Danne D:

gotta run - have a good night everyone :)
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:44pm Dean:

FWIW, @Danne D, the phrase appears neither in Google's ngram viewer nor in Hathi Trust's corpus. Not in OED, either. Bad transcription?
Avatar Wed. 5/20/15 6:44pm Marcel M:

I like the cat's meow
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:45pm Julie:

22 skidoo
     Wed. 5/20/15 6:45pm Listener Robert:

Wow, I never realized until now that "bee's knees" was a cute way of saying "business".
Avatar Wed. 5/20/15 6:45pm Chris M.:

pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:46pm BriJet:

Track 29!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/20/15 6:47pm common:

i love the bee's knees. how about docking? 23 skidoo!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/20/15 6:47pm Carmichael:

Ha, Julie! It's 23 skidoo. Get your outmoded grandpa phrases correct ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/20/15 6:48pm common:

hee hee, carmichael!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/20/15 6:48pm steve:

now your on the trolley
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:51pm Julie:

I'm so behind it's 22..
     Wed. 5/20/15 6:51pm Listener Robert:

But did Letterman ever do AUTOMATED/ROBOT Letterman, etc.?
Avatar Wed. 5/20/15 6:56pm Wilson K:

Oh no I threw Nick under the bus... now I'm NEVER getting thru again... oh no. Sorry Nick, please have pity.
Avatar Wed. 5/20/15 6:57pm Marcel M:

Look what you started Wilson!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/20/15 6:57pm steve:

im on Nicks side
Avatar Wed. 5/20/15 6:57pm Chris M.:

if i was call screening and the caller didn't know wtf the topic was i'd hang up so fast
     Wed. 5/20/15 6:58pm Listener Robert:

On WNYM they used to throw people under the bus regularly. They asked to be thrown under the bus.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/20/15 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Topic suggestion: Coot Olympics
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/20/15 6:59pm Nick the Bard:

feh, honestly, just say you're Mr. Seven Second Delay and you have a better chance of staying on without me getting all trigger happy on the drop button
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:59pm Julie:

Oh god I HATE HATE HATE BAE
     Wed. 5/20/15 6:59pm Listener Robert:

Good. By next week I'll be over this cold & in good voice to help harass Andy on the phone.
  Wed. 5/20/15 6:59pm Julie:

Before all else
Avatar Wed. 5/20/15 7:01pm Marcel M:

hahahah. Nice ending! Funny thanks guys!
     Wed. 5/20/15 7:02pm Listener Robert:

It was a nice ending until Andy kind of wrecked it by his rxn. You're supposed to let it sit there & the emcee signs you off as if nothing else happened.
     Wed. 5/20/15 7:03pm Listener Robert:

Ken is best at those goodbyes. The best may have been, approximately, "You spilled the drink on the man, you made the baby vomit...we're outa here."
     Wed. 5/20/15 7:04pm Listener Robert:

Ken, when you archive this, just cut it off before Andy piles on w, "Thanks for taking my call." Please?
  Wed. 5/20/15 7:55pm Raj:

Hey, guys! Andy, thinking of you on Letterman's last day!
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