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Options April 15, 2015: Andy & Ken Stalk a Listener in the Suburbs

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Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:01pm Marcel M:

First!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:01pm Marcel M:

Hello :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:08pm chris:

Woah, Andy was temporarily transported into that Twin Peaks room with the red curtains. Freaky. I'm avoiding Montclair, man.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:09pm Nick the Bard:

I'm sure they'll both be in and out of there over the course of the show
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:09pm Mike East:

Nice editing, Ken...Jennifer just totally said my address...oy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:10pm PMD:

Um, Ken, you forgot to mangle the OnStar woman repeating the addresss
  Wed. 4/15/15 6:10pm ?:

Hang on, did Ken forget to distort Jennifer saying the address?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:10pm chris:

hehehe, comedy gold, Mike East!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:11pm Nick the Bard:

dammit, i missed that too :/
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:11pm PMD:

@Mike Sorry! I'll send you a sympathy card.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:11pm Caryn:

Can it be distorted for the archive version?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:11pm Gaylord Fields:

Party at Mike East's place!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:13pm chris:

hey, can my family and i stay at your place next time we're in town, Mike East? i only have eight two-year-old adopted children. and i'm only abusive when i drink
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:13pm Gaylord Fields:

@Caryn: It's a given that it will be deleted in the archive. So it's not nearly as bad as it could be.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:13pm Mike East:

@Gaylord - you are always welcome...these other clowns I'll judge on a case by case basis. Wish I was home yesterday. Stupid job.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:14pm Nick the Bard:

Run outside like right now and switch the numbers on your house with a neighbor
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:14pm Gaylord Fields:

Nice spoiler, Mike! You got your revenge!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:14pm Nick the Bard:

Way to go Captain Spoiler Van Killjoy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:15pm Marcel M:

@Mike: Well you willingly linked your last name to the address! Or at least your commenter name.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:15pm Mike East:

@chris - maybe if it were 8 year old adopted children...can you trade them in?

hehe - oops.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:15pm Mike East:

I totally would have offered them dinner.
for the record, the pizza's not great there. decent wings, though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:15pm Mike East:

this is so weird, guys.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:16pm chris:

you've never been loved until you've been stalked by Ken & Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:16pm Mike East:

also, the buzzer doesn't work to let people in...I gotta go downstairs..
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:16pm Caryn:

Well, even with the distorted address, the hints they give with the rent-a-car place and pizza place will nicely allow obsessive creeps to find the place.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:17pm PMD:

How old are you Mike? Fill in the blanks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:17pm Mike East:

33
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:17pm Mike East:

you guys wanna my SS#
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:18pm Caryn:

Ooh, they were close.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:18pm ikє:

Heh heh. As if anybody cares about 7SD spoilers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:18pm Mike East:

*want - geeze.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:18pm PMD:

oooooo so close! Next 7SD is for them is to look at addresses on google maps and figure out how old people are.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:18pm steve:

Montclair is a great town.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:19pm PMD:

Who is your neighbor?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:19pm Mike East:

@PMD - I don't even know! We just moved in two weeks ago!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:20pm steve:

can you even imagine how frightening it would be to discover Andy was your biological father
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:21pm Gaylord Fields:

@Caryn: Thankfully, the government keeps a database of all suspected radio listener stalkers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:21pm PMD:

Did the guy tell you he stopped by? I guess not if you don't know who he is he didn't tell you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:21pm Mike East:

I think that guy is moving to Chicago in a few weeks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:21pm Marcel M:

Tell us more about your life Mike! Have you ever rented a car at the Enterprise? How long did Ryan live there before deciding to move to Chicago?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:22pm Mike East:

Got home late last night, and left early this morning. Goddamn work.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:22pm Ĩk∑:

HA! Andy is really "on" in this episode. What's got him so jazzed up? Has he discovered crystal meth or something?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:22pm PMD:

What color is your front door?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:23pm Caryn:

Well, now we know your neighbour is Ryan.

Mike, did you only realise they came by when you heard your address or did you actually hear about it from Ryan?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:23pm Mike East:

@Caryn - I suspected this morning when Ken spoke about it on his show...said something about a Mike that lives over a pizza place in Montclair.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:24pm Caryn:

@Mike: yeah, that's a pretty good clue, heh.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:24pm PMD:

How many pizza places are there in Montclair? I wonder how many WFMU listeners live above pizza places.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:25pm Marcel M:

@Mike: That is funny he was talking about you. heheh.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:26pm Caryn:

I'll have to listen out for that when I hit Ken's archive later.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:26pm Marcel M:

Oh no reliving the skipping on Chris' show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:26pm ikє:

No no Mike, don't admit you're not home most of the time! This show rates highly in the Arbitrons among Irvington's burglars aged 18-49. You've got... uh... 13 Dobermans and a seven-foot-tall, 300-pound roommate who works at home, right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:28pm Caryn:

@ike: luckily the pizza place is a cover for a yakuza operation (hence the bad pizza), and they don't take kindly to burglars skulking around.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:28pm Mike East:

That's right, ike. So many Dobermans.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:28pm Mike East:

also true, Caryn.
  Wed. 4/15/15 6:28pm hot bar:

Lol I tuned in yesterday right after the skipping.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:28pm PMD:

I want to see the photo of the bumper sticker.
  Wed. 4/15/15 6:29pm P-90:

Well, they're in the door...
  Wed. 4/15/15 6:30pm P-90:

...and asking for drugs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:30pm dale:

andy should ask to use the bathroom - to disastrous result!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:30pm Caryn:

If they want to surprise Matt maybe they should move their car?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:31pm PMD:

Miles is 12
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:31pm dale:

"anthrax?"
Avatar Wed. 4/15/15 6:31pm glenn:

lease breaking party at mike east's! woooooooooo hoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:32pm Ĩk∑:

@Dale, that's what I heard too!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:34pm Caryn:

@dale: this is the start to an Alfred Hitchcock Presents where a child's lisped words are taken for an adorable train reference ("Amtrak!") but in reality the kid's a midget sleeper agent talking about his anthrax plot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:38pm dale:

billy mumy reprises his role turning andy into an andy in the box.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:38pm dale:

isn't that a joke? why does hawaii have interstates?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:39pm PMD:

Yay!!! Hokey Pokey on front lawn!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:40pm PMD:

Um, quite honestly I might clean the toilet if I knew someone was showing up.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:40pm dale:

andy's gonna buy the mortgage and raise the rent on them. he was that charmed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:41pm dale:

so...why ISN'T andy a slumlord with his ill-gotten wealth?
  Wed. 4/15/15 6:42pm G:

@dale: http://mentalfloss.com/article/52834/how-does-hawaii-have-interstate-highways
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:42pm Caryn:

Gotta say, if Ken and Andy showed up unannounced, I suspect I'd refuse to let them in because of the mess and just talk with them in the stairwell. Or a nearby cafe or something.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:42pm Nick the Bard:

Yeh, Ken inviting Matt into his own home...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:44pm dale:

g - ahhhh. thanks!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:45pm dale:

she's asking them to use a coaster.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:47pm Marcel M:

This is so odd. Haha.
  Wed. 4/15/15 6:47pm G:

They're casing the joint
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:49pm dale:

damn web developers - the neuveau riche
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:50pm Caryn:

Wait, I've played that Dexter game. Hmm, should I say it wasn't very good, design-wise? I don't want to insult Matt.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:50pm Mike East:

I should see if I can go over Matt's house for a bbq or something. We have no back yard. Unfortunately, I'm the only one who had his address broadcast over the air and internet.
Ironically, I had a comment deleted last year because I mentioned something that alluded to the location of the WFMU transmitter, which I apologized for.
  Wed. 4/15/15 6:50pm G:

Matt is sweating this whole episode, Caryn -- may as well stick with the theme
Avatar Wed. 4/15/15 6:51pm Mutant:

Next week - listen to Andy flip around the channels while he watches TV.
  Wed. 4/15/15 6:51pm G:

I meant Mike lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:51pm dale:

i hope andy brought the home edition of 'who tooted' to little miles.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:53pm Marcel M:

Hahaha! Oh man. This is great.
  Wed. 4/15/15 6:54pm G:

Miles is susceptible to bribery
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:55pm dale:

it's like the company that won't leave
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:55pm cklequ:

I love that andy asked her for a vanilla milkshake. But he should have gone all out and asked for a Pousse-café .
  Wed. 4/15/15 6:55pm G:

for andy, eight minutes is overstaying his welcome
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:56pm PMD:

Is Matt listening?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:56pm Marcel M:

I would die if they came to my house ha ha
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:57pm Mike East:

well, this was fun. See at home, everybody.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 4/15/15 6:57pm dale:

he should have asked for craft services.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:58pm Marcel M:

Funny! Thanks guys.
  Wed. 4/15/15 6:58pm P-90:

"Whatever" : new component of legal ID
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 4/15/15 6:58pm Caryn:

Just to appease Matt: the looking for clues bits were good, the connections to the episodes were good, but the stalking bits were ridiculous. You can't hide behind a van, but you can successfully hide behind a knee-high garbage can? But hey, the rest worked.
  Wed. 4/15/15 9:02pm Angie:

hey guys, Matt just ran out for pizza (hey, Mike!) and will be on here when he gets back. Just wanted to say for the record that I did not clean the toilet. But only because I was scrambling to tidy up the place before they came back. I totally would have cleaned the toilet had there been time, even though it was already clean. Andy was dead on with that one.
And Mike, yes! Bbq at our place sometime!
  Wed. 4/15/15 10:00pm Matt:

Welcome to the neighborhood, Mike! You should totally come over for BBQ sometime. Not sure how to get in touch, but..

Caryn, haha, it's all good. I only worked on the backend of the game, anyway.

Man, coming home to Ken and Andy in your house is really something. It was pretty surreal. I was *very* surprised. :)
Avatar Thu. 4/16/15 9:46pm Black Pope:

Good stuff! Haven't caught 7SD in a while but you guys are still a hoot. Jealous that you didn't visit Randolph. Maybe next year :)
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