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Options March 11, 2015: Marathon Week One: Soak Andy!

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For $20, you get the punchline to the following joke: How many WFMU DJs does it take to wallpaper an average sized room? Call 800-989-9368 and pledge during the show to find out!

For $75: A signed and framed copy of the Celestial Portrait of Ken and Andy, as seen here! Suitable for hanging in your house*

For $100 or more: you are automatically in the running to receive a T shirt hand drawn by our own Andy Breckman! Specify size (M, L, XL), what you want Andy to draw, and your taste (good or shitty).

You can watch all the fun LIVE via the marathon webcam, here, on the SSD playlist page. If you've reached this page after the soaking show, you can pledge online for the March 18th HUman Centipede show from this page here. Or, if you like talking to humans, some of whom are FEMALE, call us to make your pledge.

* As long as your roommates have no problem with CRAP hanging on the wall.

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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:05pm Dan B From Upstate:

Andy Soakman Man!
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:05pm Marcel M:

YESS!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/11/15 6:05pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Hey....there's streaming video!
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:05pm Listener Julian:

Soak Andy! Soak Andy! Soak Andy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:06pm common:

little doodler
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:07pm Marcel M:

little doodle factory!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:07pm chris:

is it just me or is the ustream audio quality low and tinny for everyone?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:07pm common:

right marcel!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:07pm Greg from Bloomfield:

That's fantastic I want that gimme that.
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:07pm Listener Julian:

Great foreplay guys, just great. Can we get to the soaking already?
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:08pm Close Listener:

The left and right channels of the audio on the video stream sound out of phase. Someone should check on this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:08pm dale:

soooo, is this like the fmu wet tee shirt contest?
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:08pm someone had to say it...:

the new schedule is certainly crap
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:09pm someone had to say it...:

the station isn't though...
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:09pm Fredericks:

Where are those pictures I am supposed to see?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:10pm BriJet:

Hello!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:10pm Dan B From Upstate:

Try opening the homepage, wfmu.org in a separatre tab/browser, FONPR.
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:10pm Fredericks:

Right!
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:12pm Fredericks:

Tab doesn't work. I'll try another browser.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/11/15 6:12pm steve:

so how do they expect people to pledge now when soaking everyone's waiting for is happening shortly?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:13pm chris:

Large T-Shirt, please. Draw Ken and Andy peeking around either side of a redwood tree.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:13pm Dan B From Upstate:

i heard ken say "this is not working at all," then my stream died. I though ken actually had lost the will to live for a second there.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:14pm chris:

Thanks, Ken!
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:14pm Danne D:

@steve ah a true mystery....
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:14pm Marcel M:

@Dan B: Same! hehe. Died RIGHT after he said it.
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:14pm Fredericks:

Works in Safari. Man, look ay Andy's leg vibrating.
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:15pm Jim the Poet:

I may be close enough to get a little wet
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:15pm vincent:

Stop and restart the video stream, that fixed it for me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:15pm Dan B From Upstate:

Andy's RLS could power WFMU. Toss the electricity generating bike.
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:15pm Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever):

Ken: I'll up your max goal in a sec!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/11/15 6:16pm steve:

wait... has soaking begun?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:16pm cklequ:

not yet
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:16pm Danne D:

They give a 3...2...1.... announcement Steve. You'll know.
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:17pm Fredericks:

I tried, Vincent. Andy's leg is still shaking.
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:17pm Marcel M:

All lined up with my mouse pledge... preparing to press enter...
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:17pm Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever):

Ken, OK to go for the 1,000,000!
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:18pm Fredericks:

Get him, Steve.
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:18pm Marcel M:

SENT!
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:18pm Fredericks:

He didn't say Fredericks. I'm calling.
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:19pm Listener Julian:

There we go.
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:19pm Danne D:

SOAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:19pm Danne D:

LOL Wow the Goal increased by $10000 already!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:20pm chris:

Soaked. (And thanks for the T-Shirt, Andy! :D)
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:20pm quinn:

How much do I have to pledge to soak Mike Noble
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:20pm Dan B From Upstate:

aww, my phone volunteer didn't know the punchline... :-\
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:21pm Danne D:

Think of Andy as Rich Uncle Pennybags from Monopoly
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:21pm Marcel M:

I like that Danne D!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:22pm Caryn:

Swag For Life soak!
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:22pm Danne D:

another $2000 added since then - and none of that includes white cards.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:23pm Mike East:

okay, I did it. I soaked this fool.
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:24pm Marcel M:

haha Ken drawing looks so funny
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:25pm Caryn:

Those are pretty acurate drawings, Andy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:25pm Mike East:

oh dang, forgot to ask for the punchline.
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:26pm Jim the Poet:

It got insane up in here
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:26pm Dan B From Upstate:

peek a boo. that's pretty great.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:26pm chris:

Love the T-shirt, Andy! Thanks!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:26pm common:

sharpies and magic markers nice andy!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:29pm Mike East:

woohoo! I win - what do i have him draw guys??!!
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:30pm Marcel M:

I forgot to mention the T shirt... DOH!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:30pm Caryn:

Hang on, I sent my pledge in the moment the soak started, and it hasn't come up! Come on!
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:31pm Marcel M:

Me too Caryn. Maybe they are not doing the internet ones yet?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:31pm Mike East:

dang, I called back, but I guess too late.
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:32pm Marcel M:

Mike, you have Ken naked on a bed of money... did you have something better!??!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:33pm Caryn:

@Marcel M: I'm just concerned, because during an earlier show, my pledge didn't show up until 40 minutes later. It seems like some of the online pledges are not coming in on time.
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:33pm Danne D:

@Marcel - there are a ton of soak cards usually. I know mine was read and was a web pledge
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:33pm Mike East:

Don McLean ripping andy off.
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:33pm Marcel M:

Ahhhhhhh
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:33pm Dan B From Upstate:

andy could put one of those 1990s court trial blue dots over ken's junk.
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:33pm Fredericks:

Iggy Pop signed my wife-beater in a similar way as Andy draws pictures.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:33pm Mike East:

don't know if that's better...the only thing I could come up with
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:33pm Mike East:

very exciting to win something...even if I can't wear it in public
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:34pm Jamie Dell'Apa:

Andy's great line after Ken's "Nick the Bard and ... the Poet" was "Hey they all have the same middle name." ("... The ...")
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:34pm Caryn:

I'm calling BS if our soak pledges are not counted as such, Marcel!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/11/15 6:35pm steve:

Caryn - i did two separate online pledges during the soak and Ken read both
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:35pm Marcel M:

I saved my biggest one so it would count double! So I hope it does.
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:35pm Danne D:

hopefully they announce a soak total
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:36pm Caryn:

Same here, Marcel! I saved my Mouse Pledge for the soak!
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:36pm Marcel M:

Yep me too
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:36pm ScottC:

Aw geeez... No sound on the ustream feed...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:37pm Dan B From Upstate:

There's a town near my called Pulaski, also named after Casimir Pulaski, but the locals pronounce the I as a long I, like in Ice Cream.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/11/15 6:37pm Ken From Hyde Park:

There ya go, Finland! All is right now. Was that announcement meant to be in the soaking pledges?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:40pm chris:

Maybe if we pledge enough money, Ken can fire ustream and get something that works.
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:40pm ScottC:

In the t-shirt biz a ruin tee is called a "bummer" which describes Any to a T
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:41pm cklequ:

For once, ustream is actually working for me.
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:41pm ScottC:

"Andy"
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:42pm Jamie Dell'Apa:

Rosemary Woods is administering the streams.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:42pm chris:

don't move or breathe, cklequ! :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/11/15 6:42pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@chris - If you mouse over the video picture, a speaker icon should appear and then a slider. Is it possible yours is down at 0%? Was it working for you before and then went dead?
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:45pm tighe:

Ken, I can't call, but I just emailed you my T-shirt request
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:45pm Fredericks:

I'll pledge next week if they glue their lips together. And talk!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:46pm chris:

It was working on my pc, and then it stopped, Ken. Completely stopped working on my phone, though... won't even start again. Probably just me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:46pm Skirkie:

Volunteer for like, help at Monty Hall? Or volunteer for horrible stunts?
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:47pm Marcel M:

I got the premium... But I'm not sure what I'll do with it. Maybe I'll hang it in my van somehow.
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:48pm Fredericks:

Iggy Pop signed my wife-beater in a similar way as Andy draws pictures.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:49pm Dan B From Upstate:

Has Andy's pledge card amount come up yet?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:49pm chris:

if anyone in the phone room is on the comments board, can you tell Ken to check his email for tighe's t-shirt?
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:49pm Fredericks:

What size is an average room?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:49pm Caryn:

I didn't know that I had to request the punchline. I thought it would just be sent out automatically. Then again, maybe only callers get the punchline.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:49pm chris:

i haven't heard the amount, Dan B.
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:50pm Fredericks:

What is an average room?
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:50pm Julie:

has Andy ever been actually soaked? Like pouring a bucket on his head?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:51pm Skirkie:

Pretty sure Ken has rendered himself unemployable anywhere else.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:51pm Dan B From Upstate:

@caryn, I always web pledged in prior years and didn't get the punchline. last year i phone pledged for the punchline. i called this year, and my volunteer didn't know the punchline. ha ha.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/11/15 6:51pm Ken From Hyde Park:

@Julie - He was waterboarded a few years ago.
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:51pm Danne D:

@Julie Yes. He has been water boarded during the marathon.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:51pm Caryn:

Ken, don't say "I give up!", just say "Oy gevalt!" Sounds pretty much the same.
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:51pm achim:

because of the DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME i tuned in too late and missed the soaking!! please do another 2 minutes
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/11/15 6:52pm steve:

Julie i originally thought the soaking was some kind of dunk tank
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:52pm Julie:

I remember the waterboarding, I was thinking a more overall soak.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:52pm cklequ:

I pledge to this show every year and have never been given the punchline.

I can only assume that they'll all make me laugh, yet i'll find myself brushing away a tear.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:52pm Caryn:

@Julie: the second soak could be an ice bucket challenge one, There's an idea.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:52pm Skirkie:

If you're gonna rip off the BBC, you should at least interview a dog.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:53pm Mike East:

my wife just found an apartment that's $450/month cheaper than the one we just signed a lease on and can't afford. Anyone know some muscle that can get our deposit back? If so, I'll be able to afford to give a lot more to the station
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 3/11/15 6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Is the second go-to the Wheel of Fate?
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:56pm groucho:

how dare your country change what time it is, I too have fallen victim to Daylight Savings Time. BOOOOO!
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:57pm tomasz.:

every show should interview a dog imo
  Wed. 3/11/15 6:57pm Torbjørn:

@ken from hyde park; I think Andy put down a moratorium on the WoF. Something about 60 being to old for peanut butter underwear, pft ..
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:57pm Skirkie:

It's stupid right?
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:57pm Listener Julian:

BRING BACK THE WHEEL
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:57pm Caryn:

Does that make Andy an anti-preneur?
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:58pm Marcel M:

Byeeeee
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:58pm glenn:

and the rack. bring that back too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/11/15 6:58pm Dan B From Upstate:

I have potato quality cell phone videos of prior wheel of fate shows that i keep forgetting to upload to youtube. maybe one of these days...
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:59pm Listener Julian:

LICK THE TOILET
Avatar Wed. 3/11/15 6:59pm Listener Julian:

LICK THE DOORKNOB
  Wed. 3/11/15 7:11pm tomasz.:

Greg Harrison, art MVP
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