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Playlist for 17 December 2014 Options | Holiday for Plywood

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Artist Song Album Images New Approx. start time
Alan Jenkins  Ignore Them or Rent the Wall   Options The Magic City 
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Faust  Sur la Ventre   Options Just Us 
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Vril  Supersonic Canteen   Options Effigies in Cork 
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Elektroküche  Kölle Aua   Options Ajujatronik: Elf Jecke Jehre Elektronik (V/A) 
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Tshitshika Dritshka  King of Bloody Flies   Options Novaya Scene: Underground from the Ukraine (V/A)    *   0:17:49 ()
Khlam (К Л А М )  Cacet   Options Industrial Jazz      0:20:38 ()
 
Music behind DJ:
Curd Duca 
Moon Bossa   Options Easy Listening 3      0:29:03 ()
Wing  It Came Upon a Midnight Clear   Options Everyone Sings Christmas Carols With Wing 
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Peter Blegvad & John Greaves  The Only Song   Options Unearthed 
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Ogre You Asshole  Hyakunengo   Options 100 Nengo 
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Clay Pigeon  In the Future   Options Clay's Classix 2014 
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L. Ron Hubbard  Terl the Security Director   Options Battlefield Earth 
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John Oswald  Pocket   Options Smiling Through My Teeth 
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Pop Chop  Wonder Fill   Options  
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The Jingle Cats  Little Drummer Boy   Options  
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Jonathan Kane  Little Drummer Boy   Options  
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Itchy-O  Burn   Options Burn the Navigator 
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DJ Yoda, Heritage Orchestra & Jules Buckley  Voodoo Drums Mix   Options  
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The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan  Georgia Hubley, You Play Drums So Good   Options  
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Yo La Tengo  Smart Window   Options Extra Painful 
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Dorian Pimpernel  Paralipomenon   Options Allombom 
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Mouse on Mars & Cavern of Anti-Matter  Fertilized   Options 21 Again      1:48:27 ()
Tirogo  We Like to Party   Options Lagos Disco Inferno 
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The Funktionaries  Deutschland Uber Disco   Options  
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Eläkeläiset  Humppaneitsyt   Options Humppasirkus 
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rx  Happy Xmas / Whole Lotta Love   Options  
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Baleine 3000  Fa Nal   Options Tour Manager 
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Chris Imler  I Used to Too   Options Nervos 
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Alan Jenkins  The Totel Pole of Magnetci Insects   Options The Magic City    *   2:23:55 ()
Gothic Murder Porn  Dead Babies   Options Considerably Further Beyond the Sea: The Avant-Garde Surf Compilation (V/A) 
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  2:29:11 ()
Social Skills Center  Satan Claus is Comin' to Town   Options       2:32:13 ()
Thirsty Dave's Western Caravan  Psycho   Options  
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Marco Benevento  Fearless   Options  
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Hans Reichel  Bubu and His Friends   Options  
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Listener comments!

Avatar    Wed. 12/10/14 3:20pm People Like Us:

this is going to be a while isn't it
Avatar Wed. 12/10/14 3:20pm groucho:

A week long pre-show party! woo!
Lets post songs we like and reply with songs they remind us of.

Shrag: The Habit Creep www.youtube.com...
Avatar Wed. 12/10/14 3:23pm groucho:

Vicki! this is already the best party ever!

unrelated question: will the do or diy stream ever go back to playing do or diy shows? I've heard these Boredcast shows so many times now!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/10/14 3:23pm Ken:

I've never been so excited for a show. Should I post some GIFs?
Avatar    Wed. 12/10/14 3:24pm People Like Us:

yes, let's do the show now, we can imagine the songs
Avatar    Wed. 12/10/14 3:25pm People Like Us:

I don't know what the hell I'm doing, groucho, sorry, ha ha
Avatar    Wed. 12/10/14 3:28pm People Like Us:

did you play anything yet?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/10/14 3:30pm Ken:

I havent played anything yet but I just posted the toilet bunny. I like the toilet bunny. Probably my favoritest toilet character since EVER.
Avatar Wed. 12/10/14 3:30pm groucho:

it's okay, luckily they're archived, but I loved the randomness of tuning in half way through some crazy mash-up.

Now, I've been seeing this brazillian girl, and, finally, my odd taste in music has paid off. I showed her Life On Mars, which she'd never heard before, she said she loved it, then I remembered hearing Seu Jorge on either Meghan or Trouble's show, so I played her it, and yes, she's putty in my hands now. Thanks again, Master of the Woof Moos www.youtube.com...
Avatar Wed. 12/10/14 3:31pm groucho:

I wish the toilet bunny was in my toilet. I get so lonely.
Avatar    Wed. 12/10/14 3:32pm People Like Us:

yes, that's the best toilet bunny - I'm liking your first song, especially the bit with the machine guns
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/10/14 3:37pm Ken:

Where the hell is Koln?!
Avatar Wed. 12/10/14 3:37pm groucho:

I am he
Avatar Wed. 12/10/14 3:37pm groucho:

The one with the parrot on his face
Avatar Wed. 12/10/14 3:42pm groucho:

Bunny Girls? they don't look much like Bunny ears to me :/
Avatar Wed. 12/10/14 3:44pm groucho:

definitely cat ears. and speaking of Cats, have Catfish and the Bottle Men made their way across the Atlantic yet? this song's a grower www.youtube.com...
(in that I didn't like it at first, but now I'm playing it at least twice a day
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/10/14 3:46pm Ken:

Holy cow! The first two bunnies are sitting on the exact same toilet. What are the chance of that?!
Avatar Wed. 12/10/14 3:49pm groucho:

Hopefully no-one finds out where it is, they might get Chlorine'd www.huffingtonpost.com...
Avatar Wed. 12/10/14 3:58pm groucho:

"I like Bunny Rabbits, Satan, Cheese..... and Milk"
  Thu. 12/11/14 5:31am f*̡̡f*̡̡ (:

Morning, Ken, Vicki, groucho!

Whoa..I still have the hangover from yesterday's 3D show!


I second PLU idea! Here are my...


Imaginary requests:
Khlam - Ива́нович (from the Live @ Monty Hall album)
Neiltallica - Junior Grandpa (from the Neil Young and Metallica collaboration)
Echo and the Bunnygirls - Je t'aime Moi Non Plus (from the Live at the Playboy Mansion)

Imaginary non-requests:
Mariah Carey - I can sing now
Children Singing like Adults Choir - The Frank Zappa Hits
Avatar Thu. 12/11/14 1:52pm groucho:

Good Evening pre-show party people.

This came on in the car earlier and made me think of you andthenativehipsters.bandcamp.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Thu. 12/11/14 2:05pm ken:

That fascinating that you posted the Native Hipsters groucho - that Habit Creep tune reminded me of them.
Avatar Thu. 12/11/14 4:02pm groucho:

I think you once played it (the Native Hipsters tune)in the same set as John Dowie's British Tourist, that's how I first heard it. I was driving a Brazillian girl home one night not long after and British Tourist came on. Ended the night on a lovely bit of racism!

As for The Habit Creep, I went to that band's last ever gig. bloody love them. Slept rough in a London park after the gig as I'm too poor for hotels down there.
Avatar Sun. 12/14/14 8:37pm groucho:

www.youtube.com...
Avatar Sun. 12/14/14 8:39pm groucho:

A song about catching Morrissey, the vegetarian, eating a Prawn in Whitby (a place near me) www.youtube.com... Happy new week, everyone
Avatar Sun. 12/14/14 8:42pm groucho:

- A ticket please!
- Where to sir?
- Well, how does the saying go? All roads lead to Rome.
(But how does the other saying go? When in Rome, Kill Me. Hmmm.)
- Will that be a return ticket?
- No, better make this one a single....

Only you can take me there,
Say it, say it, let's catch a train to anywhere,
Only it's your usual riposte,
Only, only and the moment's lost,
My heart is such a sight obscene,
And only the rain could sanctify,
When your eyes are green my love,
The wind your tears will dry.

Only my heart still loves you,
My heart, my heart,
My heart begs just to be broke in two,
Only when that comes to pass,
Only then will I be free at last.

Only a Prawn in Whitby

It's only flesh and blood you know,
Stamping, threshing, thrashing, pumping blood you know,
You turned your hatred into an art
Stamping and thrashing all over my heart.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Sun. 12/14/14 9:14pm Ken:

Happy new week to you too Groucho! So what should I do on my show this week? I am considering doing an Xmas show but then I think.. naaaah...
Avatar Mon. 12/15/14 2:08pm groucho:

Bunny rabbits...
Avatar Mon. 12/15/14 2:08pm groucho:

Satan...
Avatar Mon. 12/15/14 2:08pm groucho:

Cheese...
Avatar Mon. 12/15/14 2:16pm groucho:

& Milk!

If you do go Xmassy www.youtube.com... The guy from Arab Strap, love him.

As for show ideas, I made a spotify playlist of Originals & Cover versions back in 2011 which is scarcely updated, but, it's there. open.spotify.com...
Avatar Tue. 12/16/14 11:25am Marek JS:

The Electric Bunnies?
Avatar Tue. 12/16/14 11:59pm groucho:

Rabbit in the headlights
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 6:02am Ken:

Morning all! Not going Krampus or Christmas today..well maybe a tiny bit.
  Wed. 12/17/14 6:07am P-90:

Well, A Happy Dick Season to all, anyhow
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 6:10am Ken:

If you mean dick butt season, P-90, I'm with you.
  Wed. 12/17/14 6:18am P-90:

Yeah, took a minute or two to catch the "Butt" part.
Wound up re-watching the entire show from last week again yesterday. Groundbreaking. And kudos to whoever did the hair and makeup.
  Wed. 12/17/14 6:34am SeanG:

I see bunnies
  Wed. 12/17/14 8:02am P-90:

Having a ball listening to Vince Martin visit John Allen. They don't make dudes like that any more.
  Wed. 12/17/14 8:36am ∯ (:

Hello, Ken and good people!

Great to be back to the playlist's comments after all these time!

Indeed: For those just arriving for today's show keep in mind that the commenting began eons ago. So don't judge my old comments too harsh for back then I was in my larvae stage and, understandably, was a bit stoopid.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 8:38am Ken:

Welcome f0f0. It is true, this week's comments started at the end of last week's video show. (Last week's video is actually archived, here: www.wfmu.org...

Next week 12/24, Vicki is filling in for me! I will be back on 12/31 and I will start up the playlist for 12/31 as soon as today's show ends. I dont know why. Ask groucho.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 8:40am cory:

Vicki is covering next week? awesome!
  Wed. 12/17/14 8:40am ∯ (:

Did I just say *these time*?!

Hahaha...

I meant to say Thys Times.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 8:40am Asheville Jon:

greetings one and all, whether you are a Ken or not
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 8:51am Asheville Jon:

Ken, if you go xmassy today, could you play "psycho santa"? it would really make my day.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 8:52am Ken:

Maybe Ill play Psycho Santa but I aint going Xmasy.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 8:53am Asheville Jon:

Thanks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 8:55am Marcel M:

Morning Ken hi all
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 8:57am Dan B From Upstate:

Hi, Ken. If you find time, can you put the card tossing lady at the top of the playlist somewhere I can star it? I can't explain. It just needs to be starred. Thanks!
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 9:01am Yvang:

Hi! What's up doc ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:02am cory:

this is some good rock
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:03am Marcel M:

ACH JA!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:05am sphere:

greetings, sonic beings.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:06am Marcel M:

That was an unexpected twangy ending
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:07am cory:

ah Satan, the reason for the season
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:07am fleep:

If the point of a perpetually open comment board is to confuse recent arrivals - it worked.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:07am Dan B From Upstate:

Thanks, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:08am Ken:

No fleep, that's not the point at all. Does anybody know what the point is?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:08am Dan B From Upstate:

The point is that the party NEVER ends.
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:11am ∯ (:

Says the man that refused to participate in the greatest 3-D SHOW RADIO PARTY that has ever existed on planet earth.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 9:12am Asheville Jon:

Ken, do you have/can you play any Deloris Telescope?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:13am Ken:

Find some for me to play Jon.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 9:14am Asheville Jon:

i don't know of any other than what's on their site.
www.deloristelescope.com...
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 9:15am Asheville Jon:

they have a creepy xmas song
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:15am Lunacraft:

Morning, Ken! Great set this morning.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 9:18am Asheville Jon:

hmm, they also have a lot of youtube videos.... enough of that
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:20am Marcel M:

I went down a Deloris Telescope rabbit hole a while back when I figured it out a while back. It explains many things..
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:21am MD:

NATAS!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:22am sphere:

I was nowhere until I found KHLAM.
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:23am ∯ (:

Xmassy request:
- Carlos SANTAna

Just be aware, people, there is no antidote-song strong enough for such request.

Also, KHLAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:23am Dan B From Upstate:

Now, Fofo... there's a difference between refusal and being held hostage by one's employer...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:23am Vivian:

One of the many benefits of working from home..YOU CAN CRANK UP THE KHLAAAAAMMM!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:24am Vivian:

Happy Holidays to all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:24am MD:

KHLAM ON THE 1/2 SHELL!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:25am MD:

happy solstice to allllllll
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:26am Ken From Hyde Park:

Merry Khlamsmas!
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:26am P-90:

Last week's "San Francisco Nights" was the best Khlam track I've heard to date (not that I hear Khlam anywhere but here...)
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:27am Sam:

Khlam so khraaaaaazy!
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 9:27am groucho:

Somehow I managed to be both a week early and 25 minutes late.

Hello.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:27am adrian in mpls:

MRRRRNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!! (!)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:30am rsj:

that was some sax i can get behind
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:30am P-90:

@Groucho: It happens to me all the time, you get used to it. Sorta.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:30am Ken From Hyde Park:

I hope Khlam survives the crisis with the falling ruble in Russia.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:31am robyn:

oh how i love to krump to khlam
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:31am Marcel M:

Woahhhh I'll certainly order some
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:31am ∯ (:

Dan B from Upstate to Hostage...To freedom, my friend! Break the chains and run away from THE man!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:32am rsj:

Putin should have hired goldman
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:32am mike east:

On the broad spectrum of wfmu, I don't find Klahm that "difficult" or unlistenable at all. They're actually pretty good, IMO
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:33am bobdoesthings:

good morning.
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:33am mike east:

*khlam
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 9:34am still b/p:

Can we have readings from the Ruble Yacht of Omar Khlam?
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:34am ∯ (:

Ken, ken, ken!! You break my liberal, free-thinking heart with all those anti-Vlad comments.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:34am Marcel M:

Mornin' Bob
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:35am bobdoesthings:

bonjour marcel
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:35am adrian in mpls:

ahhh, Wing. This is how the holiday should be celebrated.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:35am cory:

bah humbug
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 9:35am egal:

Best cover of a Christmas song ever.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:35am fleep:

Putin On the Fritz
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 9:35am still b/p:

The Wing carol sounds like a very young Adam Sandler.
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:36am P-90:

Vlad's The Man. The others impale in comparison.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:38am dale:

is this bob dylan?
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:38am ∯ (:

From all the right-wings this is the Right Wing.
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:38am paula pc:

OH THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:38am adrian in mpls:

Ken! Yr making my day! Wing and "The Only Song"! Is this what heaven sounds like?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:39am Marcel M:

oh gawd
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:39am robyn:

at what donation level can i make people listen to this song all day long until it makes them ill
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 9:39am Nick from Indy:

Leviathan - leviathan.co.uk
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:41am Brendan:

Good morning Ken. Please tell me there will be other songs
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:41am P-90:

Blegvad: anagram for "Beg Vlad"
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:43am ∯ (:

That's what I thought too, P-90. Who can't avoid thinking about the Great Commander Putin? Vlad is the man for the little people like me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:44am Dan B From Upstate:

Oh my god. Does this band have a bad song? I think I've starred everything by them that's been played.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:46am cory:

CLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:46am Marcel M:

I just went wild on the Crapola Central
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:46am Marcel M:

CLAYY!
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:47am ∯ (:

KHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:47am bobdoesthings:

@marcel did you get the field recordings?
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:48am P-90:

Wishing everyone a very Clay Christmas!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:48am fleep:

Play the damn flute.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:49am Future Ken:

I started a future playlist: www.wfmu.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:50am Marcel M:

@BOB: No whats that? The 7 inch set thing? No just some clothes. Didn't see that on there. How is it?
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:50am Sam:

Wow. This is brilliant!
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:51am lorans jérar:

was great stuff
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:52am dale:

i wonder if clay's neighbors listen to him doing this stuff in his apt and scratch their noodles
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:53am dale:

that dirty clown really needs a broadway production. or jr. highschool at least.
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:53am pinky flamingo:

clay is a luminous deep sea creature.
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:53am lorans jérar:

where can I find that record?
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:55am P-90:

The first ever Infinite InterPlaylist Loop?
It's been a year of "firsts", hasn't it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:55am steve:

this is as good as anything David Bowie ever recorded
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:55am adrian in mpls:

i agree with steve's comment. wholeheartedly.
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:57am P-90:

Oh shit, the Grinch himself
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 9:58am dale:

scientology folk use to accost me when i worked on 54 and broadway. their HQ was just west of there. if i knew they had cool music i might ave converted
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:58am pinky flamingo:

ken! how can people get their grubby people-hands on that herkimer space rock if they were so inclined???
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 9:58am Marcel M:

I agree 1/4 brainedly and whole heartedly.
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:59am ∯ (:

If WFMU plays Clay Pigeon music, does it receives royalty checks? If so, isn't that some kind of money laundry scheme?
  Wed. 12/17/14 9:59am P-90:

You wouldn't believe what that plant had to pay for that session with LRH
  Wed. 12/17/14 10:00am P-90:

-excuse me: "donate"
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 10:00am ranjit:

You might need this:
joshmillard.com...
Endless automatic xmas song remix
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 10:01am sphere:

The plant is OT VIII actually.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 10:02am Marcel M:

Interesting idea FOFO... its brilliant!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:02am Ken:

Clay's tracks are only available on his 2014 premium CD, Clays ClaSSIX 2014. The L Ron Hubbard stuff is out there but not for sale no mo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:03am dale:

i wonder how many of these drum fills are from frankenstein?
  Wed. 12/17/14 10:05am P-90:

Seinfeld's done that one already.
  Wed. 12/17/14 10:06am ∯ (:

I once saw a man on the street giving away black flyers that had a panther which it turned out it was a free ticket to see a -judging by the black gothic theme- terror short film. I followed his instructions to get into the small theatre and all of a sudden I found myself watching a long Scientology advertorial in a Scientology shop, er, church.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 10:06am Marcel M:

That idea sounds great! There are Jack in the Boxes on the east coast now?!?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 10:06am Marcel M:

So what is Andy's brilliant idea??
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 10:07am cory:

didn't John Oswald kill Lee Harvey Kennedy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:08am dale:

how about hannakuh caroling outside a muslim prayer center?
  Wed. 12/17/14 10:08am Marcel M:

Now THATS an idea dale!
  Wed. 12/17/14 10:09am P-90:

If Breckman dresses up as a Rabbi I'm THERE!
  Wed. 12/17/14 10:11am ∯ (:

If Breckman dresses up as a Rabbi and draws a figure tf the Prophet Mohamma in the wall of a Muslim prayer center I'm THERE!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 10:12am cory:

is this xmas block going to be long enough for me to take a nap?
  Wed. 12/17/14 10:12am P-90:

That's a 7SD "BYOKV" event
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:13am Ken From Hyde Park:

I hope someone plays the Snow Miser / Heat Miser song before the holidays are over.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:13am dale:

'love the faith, can't believe i got accepted'
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:14am Ken:

Does anybody know where there is a drive-through fast food place in Hudson County?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:16am Michael:

Wendy's in North Bergen on Tonnelle Ave. Used to be one there.
  Wed. 12/17/14 10:17am abby:

does anyone know how i get back the button for wfmu on my cable box? it was there last nite.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:17am dale:

ken, if you have a half smart gps you can search for destinations and fast food in that area. of course just knowing in advance is better
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:19am Ken:

Thanks Michael! That's a perfect god-forsaken neighborhood to do the drive through show from. IF all else files I can drop acid and go to Chuck E Cheese's.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 10:20am βrian:

Be sure to ask for a table for one.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 10:21am egal:

Is dropping acid at Chuck E Cheese still a thing?
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 10:21am glenn:

was it ever?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:21am Ken:

I'd only be doing it as a nostalgia trip egal.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:23am Ken From Hyde Park:

My mom always told me to pick up things that I dropped.
  Wed. 12/17/14 10:23am ∯ (:

I once had a road rage with a drive thru speaker.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 10:23am βrian:

Why not an "artisanal" theme to the show? Hand-pressed 7-inch vinyl whose mold grooves have been cut with locally sourced granite styli. And so on.
Avatar    Wed. 12/17/14 10:24am Sem Chumbo:

So, KfHP, do you have my ex-wife?
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 10:25am glenn:

snap!
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 10:25am tonyb:

@ Marcel M
thanks for the purchase
supporting the station
it's on the way
should reach you
in 2 or 3 days
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 10:25am egal:

Gluten free vinyl
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:29am Ken:

thank YOU Tony B! Everybody shoudl thank Tony B for everything he does behind the scenes at WFMU, not the least of which is making coffee early ev ery Wednesday morning!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:29am Ken From Hyde Park:

@Sem - No, probably some other Ken from some other Hyde Park.
  Wed. 12/17/14 10:29am ∯ (:

Yes! And have animated GIFs painstakingly constructed frame by frame by indigenous single Oaxacan teenage mothers.
  Wed. 12/17/14 10:31am ∯ (:

Thank you, tonyb!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:33am bobdoesthings:

oh jesus.. forgot about jokerfan
  Wed. 12/17/14 10:33am jan:

Loving this Voodoo Drums mix, and the show in general... well maybe not Georgia Hubley
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:33am adrian in mpls:

big thanks Tony B!
  Wed. 12/17/14 10:34am ∯ (:

Don't diss the Jokerman! He's the ultimate and most consummate music impresario!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:35am robyn:

s/o to wilmington! great town
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:35am adrian in mpls:

gotta love the jokerfan
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 10:35am still b/p:

The Yo La Tengo/Buckminster Fuller thing came and went around here a couple months ago. but I didn't catch it or any reaction. Anybody seen it elsewhere?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:36am Vivian:

Ken, any chance Ira will host a show before Dec.25 ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:38am Ken:

Hi Vivian - Probably not - he is not scheduled to do one as of today. All his past fill-ins are here: wfmu.org...
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 10:41am tonyb:

thanks, all!

no place i'd rather be.
  Wed. 12/17/14 10:41am Marcel M:

I have to say that Ira Yo La Tengo jokerfan song was pretty great.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 10:41am common:

good day to you all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:43am adrian in mpls:

g'day common!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 10:46am sphere:

hi common
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 10:46am βrian:

When did pimpernel become a type of bread?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:47am robyn:

i think it was a shout out to wilmington, nc, no? nc > delaware. truth.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 10:48am Webhamster Henry:

I don't think the P&O Jokerman and Scotcheroos are a good combo, Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 10:48am sphere:

what kind of bread, Brian? ive never heard of it
  Wed. 12/17/14 10:49am ∯ (:

From scotcheroos to drive thru fast food? That's not going to get you the Vlad bare chest look, Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:50am bobdoesthings:

Some of these youth gangs would make great band names..
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 10:50am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Of course my first reference for this is Daffy Duck in the "Scarlet Pumpernickel" 1.bp.blogspot.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:50am Polyus:

Who wouldn't want to be a Pure Hell?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 10:51am Planet Tyler:

Pardon if you've seen this before, I'm guessing you have, but here goes: Christopher Lee! www.youtube.com...
  Wed. 12/17/14 10:51am Little Miss Dog Pedant:

ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:: Thank you for being the Premier Artist of Boston Terrier Representation in the World!
  Wed. 12/17/14 10:53am ∯ (:

Why you didn't tell us, ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 10:55am JakeGould:

Hello world.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:01am Ken:

Hello Jake!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 11:01am common:

adrian, sphere!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:04am Jeff:

That's what's been missing from my life! There's been a terrible humppa Madonna covers shortage recently.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:04am egal:

Sister Cristina's cover is quite uplifting.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:04am MD:

LIKE A VIRGIN!!! SING ALONG ALL!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 11:05am Lewis:

Rx!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 11:06am cory:

i bet W was so pumped to meet santa
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:06am Kevlicki:

Whole lotta love is AMAZING!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 11:07am Marcel M:

Haaaaa!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 11:07am JakeGould:

Should be titled, “Whole Lotta Bullshit.”
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 11:08am Dan B From Upstate:

I'll be honest. Some days, I miss Bush. He was entertaining.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 11:08am cory:

"Whole Lotta War Criminals"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:08am MD:

The Truth is the TRUTH!!!!!!
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:08am ∯ (:

I dreamt two days ago that I went to Sadam Hussein's house to eat enchiladas. Why? How? That, I don't know.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 11:08am Marcel M:

I pull up funny clips of ol' George quite regularly.
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:09am Felipe:

Wow! love the Xmass Bush song. NICE.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:09am MD:

"ever get the feeling you have been cheated!?!?"
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:09am still b/p:

And now, merry campaigning, meet the new Bush, same as the old Bush?
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:09am Kevlicki:

Dan B, current events are too serious and just appalling now, eh?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 11:10am Dan B From Upstate:

Totally, Kevlicki. Ebola is scary, and everyone will get it.
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:10am herb.nyc:

(eek, static on fm, manhat)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 11:10am Mike East:

I was recently explaining to my 9 yr why GWB was our worst president because of all the dumb untrue things he said. I didn't mention that he was also our funniest...for the same reasons.
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:11am P-90:

"Whole Lotta Dub(-ya)"

Gotta love the part where he talks about the importance of
"avoiding a lot of bloodshed" in the Middle East
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:12am ∯ (:

Don't be so fast, Mike East. Obama hasn't finished his term yet.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:12am MD:

"BUSH-IT!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 11:12am Dan B From Upstate:

That last Simpsons show was great. If you haven't checked it out, check out today's Scenario. Amanda always puts on a great show, Simpsons-Themed or otherwise.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 11:13am Marcel M:

I'm definitely going to archive it later
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 11:13am JakeGould:

Highly recommend the Nazario Scenario Simpsons specials.
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:16am ∯ (:

Man, last time I saw The Simpsons Bart was a teen! How much has changed in the last 15 years?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:17am Ken From Hyde Park:

US opening relations with Cuba. Who wants a road trip to Havana?
Avatar    Wed. 12/17/14 11:18am duke:

Bring back some cigars
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:21am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Well modesty keeps me from bragging about my Boston Terrier art AWESOMENESS. But if you must insist:jsteffey.com...
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:21am βrian:

Cuba? Wow! WFMU is where I get all my news!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 11:21am Lewis:

Spectacular news wrt Cuba! Indeed time for a visit to Havana and environs...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 11:22am Mike East:

the keyboard in that SNL gif was rented from my company.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:23am glenn:

modesty is overrated.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:24am glenn:

funny. we've been going to cuba for years.
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:24am P-90:

WFMU/Jersey City, WMFU/Mt. Hope; WMHU/Havana next?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 11:25am Mike East:

@Jennique, your terrier made that?! amazing!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:25am Ken From Hyde Park:

WFMU - The most trusted name in news of world events!
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:25am Ivo:

Still hoping for my Dif Juz fix!
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:27am P-90:

@Jennique: Do you ever do other breeds? (I get asked this myself in bars from time to time)
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:29am Robert:

Just reading here about Tony B.'s behind-the-scenes work. Thanks, Tony, and please pour Irwin some rum.
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:30am ∯ (:

If Cuba tolerated the Fidel patriarchal dictatorship for years imagine how much they will love Ken's dictatorial rule over there!

Long live the benign dictators!
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:31am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

@P-90: OOOOH yeah, I even do cats. Here's more pet portraiture on my etsy page: www.etsy.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:33am bobdoesthings:

@jennique - oh man! I might have to order one from you! these are great
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:33am Asheville Jon:

best santa claus is coming to town ever

and thanks ken!
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:34am P-90:

"Havana wonderful time, wish you'd click the Pledge Button here"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 12/17/14 11:34am cory:

ok, xmas song levels are full. see ya crazy kids around!
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:35am Mark:

A very Twisted Christmas to All. Wonder if you have Stan Freberg's Green Chri$tma$ laying around somewhere, Ken.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:35am Hot Mess:

Wow, a SNL skit with funny sweaters, a chubby guy wiggling his butt and deadpan, fey looks. Thanks, bland corporate culture!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:35am MD:

WHISKEY!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:36am adrian in mpls:

the fact that the singer keeps saying "Santa" so much......
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:36am MD:

WISH-KEY!
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:36am Mark:

Or Kinky Friedman's "They Don't Make Jews Like Jesus Anymore."
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:36am ∯ (:

Beautiful homecoming story, jennique!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:37am MD:

SANTA PUTS THE LOTION ON HIS ELVIS SKIN!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:37am MD:

PUT THE LOTION ON YOUR SKIN ELF!!!!
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:37am Mark:

It puts the lotion in the basket.
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:38am P-90:

I bet Ken could talk Harry Harrison and Dan Ingram into semi-retiring to Havana to host the morning drive-time shifts on the new station
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:38am chris:

If Thirsty Dave's Caravan pulls up alongside you, just remember what your Momma told you, "Yell, STRANGER DANGER, and run." Run like the wind.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:39am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

@bobdoesthings: Cool! I can give you a discount if you are really interested.
@∯ (: It's a true story.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:40am Hot Mess:

And Harry Harrison can bring the Stainless Steel Rat to Cuba.
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:40am ∯ (:

This is a great Fearless rendition even thought it doesn't has the same You Never Walk etc. ending.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:41am βrian:

Indeed, that's tempting. My avatar is my flower child. And he's quite fond of pillows ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:41am Murakami Whywolf:

'We spell it 'S' 'A' 'T' 'A' 'N
'C' 'L' 'A' 'W' 'S'
Hooray for Satan's claws!' [cha-chacha]
---theme from 'Santa Claus Conquers the Skoptsians'
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:44am ∯ (:

moderator: Please disregard the part where I said song doesn't end with the You Never Walk Alone bit. Thanks.
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:44am P-90:

@ Jennique: Them pillows look real nice! Maybe one for my Mom? Hmm. (2 Boxers)
@ βrian: sweet lookin' kitty
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:45am bobdoesthings:

@jennique - cooolthanks
Avatar    Wed. 12/17/14 11:46am ironybread:

The fact that I've missed all your show up to this point doesn't matter because I'm on your playlist page now and have fully enjoyed all the gifs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:46am Ken:

Dont forget, Vicki is in next week, and the week after that on December 31st, we will all meet here: www.wfmu.org...
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:46am ∯ (:

*lightbulb on*

Jennique!! What about teaming up with those folks that make youtube video-tribute to dead pets!! The ones Ken once played and promised doing one for Dr Booty Grabber.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:47am YETI BOB:

love this Hans Reichel track! is this all Daxophone?
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:49am ∯ (:

If Im not mistaken Hans Reichel does this using the colonoscophone.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:49am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

@P-90: If you want, type in PUPPYNEWYEAR and get a discount. Will probably not be ready by Christmas, though. Takes 3 days to make, then gets shipped.
@∯ (: Was not aware of any of this. Are there any links? If you go to my WFMU profile and click the other image of a dog, it's an animated gif.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:49am jamesie:

too drunk to type
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:50am still b/p:

By the way, is there a picture of topless Ken holding a framed picture of topless Chelsea Handler mimicking the Putin-on-horse picture?
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:50am Laura L:

Thank you for an ausgezeichnet Krampusfree show today, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:52am bobdoesthings:

great show thanks ken!!
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:52am glenn:

topless chelsea handler? like that'll ever happen.
Avatar    Wed. 12/17/14 11:53am Sem Chumbo:

This is what repeatedly dropping acid at a New Jersey drive-thru restaurant leads to. Not this tune, this show.
Keep up the greeeeattttwwurrkkkkkkk, Kkkkkkennnnnnn...HolIDaYYYYss:-)))))))))))((((*I*
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:53am Mark:

Finding a picture of Chelsea Handler with her top on, that's the trick.
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:54am Nick from Indy:

Can Vladimir Putin see Snuffaluffagus anymore?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:54am adrian in mpls:

thanks Ken!
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:55am ∯ (:

The show's over but the AFTER PARTY continues here !!

http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/shows/58574?dm=1418830840

Bring your own booze!
Free entry before Dec 31sth
Dress code: Barechest Putin.
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:56am P-90:

@still b/p: I believe that's an upcoming Marathon Premium ("WFMU Пожертвование Награда")
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:57am oks:

Ken, Thank you!!
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:57am ∯ (:

Thank you, Ken! Enthrilling music, mesmerizing gifferies, over the top commenting. Till next episode peoples! See you in the after party!
  Wed. 12/17/14 11:58am P-90:

@still b/p:gotta pledge big to get it framed, though
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:58am MD:

THAT ROCKED HAPPY HOLIDAZE TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NITE!!!
Avatar Wed. 12/17/14 11:59am d¢ pät:

just dropping in to say: "Goodbye!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 12/17/14 11:59am bobdoesthings:

www.youtube.com...
  Wed. 12/17/14 12:00pm P-90:

@still b/p: pledge big enough and Chelsea will deliver it herself "by hand"
  Wed. 12/17/14 12:02pm ∯ (:

Wait people! Comeback! dc pat just arrived!

Restart the show! Restart commenting. post some gifs and play some Xmas music!
  Wed. 4/29/15 5:48pm Dmitriy:

What's the name of the song at -7:00
Where they sing "Magic in her eyes"
Can't find it on Google. Help!
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