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Playlist for 23 July 2014 Options | Where You Goin' With That Toothpick?

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Aidan Walsh  The Community Games   Options Inside Out Music: Music in the Margin Vol 3 
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Satanicpornocultshop  a part of loud minority   Options AtoZ!!!2 
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Venetian Snares  10th Circle of Winnipeg   Options My Love is a Bulldozer 
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Xeno & Oaklander  Interface   Options Par Avion 
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Visions of Load   Options Chaudelande 
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The Allophone  Bow   Options Sonig Exp/Hop/DVD 
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Stock Hausen and Walkman  The Sade Fate of Wheelie Boy   Options Stop 
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The God in Hackney  Holt, Jamara   Options Wire Tapper 35 
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Yukon Orange  Urlaub   Options Psychonasal 
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Die Goldenen Zitronen  Complication (with Chicks on Speed)   Options Lenin 
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Klaus Dinger & Japandorf  Udon   Options Self Titled 
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Matmos  Fore the Trees (return)   Options  
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Christopher Denny  Happy Sad   Options If the Roses Don't Kill Us 
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OOIOO  Gamel Kamasu   Options Gamel 
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Gary Byrd Experience  Introduction: How Long My People   Options Presenting the Gary Byrd Experience 
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Barack Obama / Tom Warren  Son of God   Options Son of Strelka, Son of God 
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Unknown  Michelle - Psychosexual Poem   Options  
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Not QP Crazy  Not Kuroita! J Beeef Penis R&R   Options Unacknowledged Pop-Song Collection Vol. 666 (various artists) 
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ARLT & Thomas Bonvalet  Tu m'as Encore Creve un Cheval   Options Self Titled 
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Big Blood  The Black Angel's Death Song   Options Fight for Your Dinner, Volume 1 
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The Buoys  Timothy   Options  
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Parquet Courts  Bodies Made Of   Options Sunbathing Animals 
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Psilosamples 
Glub Glub   Options Rolê: New Sounds of Brazil 
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Felix Kubin  Springende Punk   Options Zemsta Plutona 
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Zauberstab  Za Za   Options Da Da Da Das War Die... Neue Deutsche Welle 
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Die Partei  Wo Sind Sie   Options Le Freiheit Des Geistes 
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Fahnlein Fieselschweif  Pluto Grusst Unsere Perser   Options  
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Don Bartnick  Der Koffer aus Rio   Options Partysnäks 
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The Normal  Warm Leatherette   Options  
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Crash  Vaughan's Ballade   Options  
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Satanicpornocultshop   Psychedelic Hip   Options AtoZ!!! 
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Deee-Lite  Groove is in the Heart Remix Version   Options       2:34:34 ()
Spaceheads  Dirty Planet   Options  
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Karel Gott  Wenn Dein Herz Brennt (Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes)   Options  
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The Main Ingredient  I Just Dont Wanna Be Lonely   Options  
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Listener comments!

Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 6:39am Ken:

Mornin' all! Who can think of songs (REAL songs) that are shorter than 16 seconds?
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 6:54am Ken From Hyde Park:

How about "Aphrodite's Child" by Ofis?
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 6:56am Mark S:

Morning
REAL songs?
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 7:02am Ken From Hyde Park:

Oops...I transposed that, sorry. Aphrodite's Child is the group and "Ofis" is their short song.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 7:32am Yvang:

"Miracle cure" by the Who (12 sec)
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 7:34am Yvang:

and good morning
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 7:35am Yvang:

www.youtube.com...
  Wed. 7/23/14 7:37am F✩F✩ (:

Hola Ken, amigos!
  Wed. 7/23/14 7:38am F✩F✩ (:

John Cage - As Slow As Possible (approx. 5597640 hrs)
  Wed. 7/23/14 7:45am Jack:

"You Suffer" is a song by the British grindcore band Napalm Death, from their debut album, Scum. The song has earned a place in the Guinness Book of Records as the shortest recorded song ever. It is precisely 1.316 seconds long.
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 8:08am Okasa:

The Beatle's "Your Majesty" is 0:23, that's close. Also, at the end of Sgt. Pepper's, there is that looping "song" that is really short. "… never could be any other way"
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 8:12am Okasa:

Good Morning. Good morning everybody. Everybody everywhere. Good morning.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 8:36am Mark S:

"Newest H.C. Song #1" by Anal Cunt from their opus "Everyone Should Be Killed" is 13 seconds l
  Wed. 7/23/14 8:39am jeff:

the descendents - i like food. not great but it's like 16 seconds
  Wed. 7/23/14 8:45am Robert:

Sorry I got on a topic last week & wouldn't let it drop.
  Wed. 7/23/14 8:48am Robert:

Now I'm thinking about how many takes the lady catching her bra & pistol must've taken.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 8:52am groucho:

Mornin'
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 8:55am groucho:

That bra & gun gif is now my favourite thing
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:00am Brendan:

Didacts and narpets is pretty short
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 9:01am Ken From Hyde Park:

@groucho - I hope you clicked its star, because it's gone now.
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:01am berlusconi's nose:

Really?
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:01am berlusconi's nose:

DNA
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 9:03am Sem Chumbo:

So this is where all those missing dogs pop up.
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:05am Marcel M:

Morning allllll
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 9:05am Dan B From Upstate:

Ooh. Satanicpornocultshop! (That's a phrase I never pictured myself saying...)
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 9:06am GeesyCreesy:

The Fingertips Sweet at the end of They Might Be Giants' Apollo 18 has about 17 songs that are under 16 seconds.
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:07am Will:

Weird Paul has a whole slew of very short songs. I just sent him a message. If he's awake, you'll get an earful.
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:08am OTB:

"All of Us" from Metheny/Coleman's Song X is fifteen seconds.
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:08am berlusconi's nose:

It's 9 pm here in Beijing. Good night all!
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 9:09am GeesyCreesy:

Ugh, I meant "Suite", not "sweet". I messed up.
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:09am Sam:

Yeahhhhhhhhhh
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 9:13am glenn:

jeeeez. the 'peg isn't THAT bad.
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 9:14am Ken From Hyde Park:

Ken, you might be able to poach something from Kenny G's program from 2009 - www.wfmu.org...
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 9:16am AnAnonymousParty:

"Star Trek probably isn't a documentary."
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 9:17am Michael:

There was this 60 second song competition thing on some radio station a few years ago. They weren't 16 seconds but some were pretty short. Wish I could remember what station and who organized it...
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 9:18am bobdoesthings:

gooodmorning all.
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:19am Sam:

Super mellow this morning. Soooo relaxing.
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 9:19am bobdoesthings:

ah I sent this ken this repeating cat gif!
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:21am Marcel M:

Mornin' Bon
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:21am Marcel M:

I mean bob
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 9:21am glenn:

did you see this, bob? twitter.com...
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:21am Mikey Capone:

"Her Magesty" clocks in at 23 secs.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 9:22am Dr. Goot:

Goot Mornin'
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 9:22am Ken From Hyde Park:

I guess that rules out all the sound effects recordings as they're not real songs.
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:23am berlusconi's nose:

Yes you can!
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 9:25am Neg-guh-tor:

Ivor Cutler's 'I'm Happy' is pretty short.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 9:26am glenn:

if only pharrell's happy was equally as short.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 9:26am northguineahills:

Naked City's "Gob of Spit" is maybe 8 seconds.
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:27am todd:

There are a couple 20 second songs on Magnetic Field's 69 love songs. Maybe deft editing can lop off the offending seconds
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 9:27am northguineahills:

Nope, it's 20 seconds, b/c the first 12 seconds is silence.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 9:27am northguineahills:

is=are
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 9:28am Ken From Hyde Park:

Is it cheating of you play a short song backwards and count it as unique? Or take a longer song and speed it way up?
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:29am F✩F✩ (:

What if we shrink the John Cage song to last only 16 secs? It would become the tiniest song with the largest atomic mass!
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 9:33am Sem Chumbo:

@F✩F✩ (: brilliant idea, a Readers Digest version. Who would have thought?
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 9:33am Ken From Hyde Park:

How long is the EAS announcement?
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 9:34am Sem Chumbo:

@KFHP: I give it a 1. No melody and you can't dance to it.
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 9:37am Ken From Hyde Park:

OK, then. Next, I submit the signal when you reach a non-working telephone number. It has a beginning, a middle and an end. One tone each.
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:37am F✩F✩ (:

What about commissioning a 16-seconds song to the Passionate and Objective Joker Fan? He's so prolific that I bet he could produce 10 songs in less than 16 seconds.
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:38am Robert:

Perhaps you could batch download from SoundCloud and then use a Linux script or MS-DOS batch utility to sort by file size. That'd get you an approximation of duration from which you could proceed manually to find an appropriate ultra-short.
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:46am Emile:

fmu swag just arrived!
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:48am Robert:

I got it: just search 15-sec. commercials, radio or TV. Gotta be lots of jingles & background songs there, then just a matter of fitting your other criteria.
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 9:49am bobdoesthings:

whoa Monks cover.. gnarly
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 9:50am Stevel:

Complication pic may have achieved perfection.
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:50am jeff:

A.O.D.'s Paul's Not Home is like 11 seconds
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:50am F✩F✩ (:

Did you know that the Napalm Death's 1 second song has a video?! Yes! It features a girl that just jumps, cries and then gets shot. Pretty obvious plot, don't you think? I mean, what other story can you fit under 2 seconds?

P.S. DIE GOLDEEEEEN ZITROOONEN + CHICKS ON SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 9:54am w41:

Tuned in just in time to hear Udon! Awesome! Good day to all!
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 9:54am glenn:

"baby shoes for sale, never worn".
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 9:55am Sem Chumbo:

@glenn:apocryphal Hemingway or the real deal? Any idea of the source?
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 9:56am holland oats:

talk about noodling
BOOM! thx i'm here all week (i really am)
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 9:56am Ken:

Yeah I got Napalm Death but those are not real songs. They're just sonic blasts, which is cool but Im looking for real songs that re less than 15 seconds. Thanks to all the suggestions - I will check them all out after the show today.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 9:57am glenn:

yes. hemingway.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 9:57am cory:

There's always the Short Music for Short People compilation.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 9:57am northguineahills:

I love this Matmos.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 9:58am Lewis:

@Ken - Michael Shelly might have some good ideas
  Wed. 7/23/14 9:59am Brendan:

This has a nice country feel. Makes me wanna sit on the porch with a can of aerosolized cheeze wizz and a Pabst , have good meal and fall asleep droolin
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:00am bobdoesthings:

I remember an album by Curl Up and Die where the first 4-5 tracks were all 3-4 seconds each one word.. and I think it said something like "We are all dead" or something.. so the opening of the cd was 4-5 songs that repeated the same 3-4 seconds with one word screamed/growled over the chords.
  Wed. 7/23/14 10:00am ?:

Hey, @Ken and all! I know they're not proper songs, but Gerogerigegege made two EPs of 99 songs fit into 15 minutes each. Orthrelm also did something like this.
  Wed. 7/23/14 10:01am doca:

ops, that ? is me
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:01am Stevel:

Kenny Price

www.youtube.com...
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:02am Lewis:

leonard cohen on song writing as quoted on brain pickings (tinyurl.com...):

"My ordinary state of mind is very much like the waiting room at the DMV"
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:05am adrian in mpls:

i agree with you on the "volume issue" ken.....soon it will be: "now that's what i call the wire tapper #105"
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:05am holland oats:

golden hair is pretty short (the song not the hair)
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:06am holland oats:

you suffer but why? why, ken, why?
  Wed. 7/23/14 10:06am F✩F✩ (:

Crash and the Boys - I'm So Sad, So Very, Very Sad (13 seconds)

Note: Sounds pathetic but this is actually a funny song and it is featured in the Scott Pilgrim vs The World movie.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:07am cory:

damn, GWAR's Fish Fuck is 34 seconds,
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:07am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

The Happy Birthday song?
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:08am adrian in mpls:

Ken -- might there be some good short "songs" in the People Like Us archives/playlists?
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:09am Mark S:

The Wire is very quaint not only do they still send CDs but this month's issue also had a bookmark enclosed
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:09am Lewis:

I have an 11sec version of row row your boat ...
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:09am ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

I keep thinking of songs from when I was a kid.

"Here comes the bride
All dressed in pink
Open the windows
And let out the stink"
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:10am Webhamster Henry:

They Might Be Giants are really good at this. Try the "Fingertips" songs from Apollo 18, and on their new one "Nanobots" there are a few, although "Decision Makers" clocks in at 16 seconds.
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:10am holland oats:

gamel kamasu
  Wed. 7/23/14 10:10am F✩F✩ (:

Check UbuRadio. It features tons of dada artists/musicians doing loads of crap music under 16 seconds.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:10am Andrew Waterloo:

The Soft Machine's A Concise British Alphabet - Part II is 12 seconds.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:12am Mark S:

The name of track 6 on Gamel is " Gamel Kamasu"
  Wed. 7/23/14 10:13am F✩F✩ (:

Problem with OOIOO is that you can never know if she made that song on her own or she simply ripped-off note by note the work of some other unknown artist.
  Wed. 7/23/14 10:15am Art:

It must be Gary Byrd week at FMU
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:16am Brian in UK:

Ken, into the short song mix Arthur Lee's 'You Can Save Up to 50%, But You're Still a Long Ways from Home' from Vindicator. You could have a subsection of titles longer than songs.
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:16am holland oats:

@F✩F✩ (: why do you say that?
  Wed. 7/23/14 10:16am Marcel M:

Oh my god what the hell
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:17am glenn:

pecan coloured??? raw or roasted?
  Wed. 7/23/14 10:18am Marcel M:

It would have been really funny if he said roasted pecan hah
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:19am Webhamster Henry:

There are lots of short cuts on Dr. Nerve's, Beta 14 OK, but only a few have anything like lyrics.
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:20am bobdoesthings:

www.youtube.com...
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:21am bobdoesthings:

some audio clips from his book..
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:21am bobdoesthings:

somewhere out there there is a long compilation of all his best lines from his book. can't find at the moment..
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:23am arturo:

Yesterday, I made an accidental mash-up of Brian McBride with the Old Codger ranting over the top. It was epic.
  Wed. 7/23/14 10:24am nostaligic:

born for the plind
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:24am northguineahills:

Well I'll be damned, Mark S, there is a bookmark (I'm still reading April's issue)
  Wed. 7/23/14 10:31am F✩F✩ (:

Holland oats,

Just an example that I am aware of: She plagiarised Roberto De Simone's Secondo Coro delle Lavandaie opera song and never gave him credit for it.
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:33am holland oats:

k
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:37am tidalene:

Sorry to bug you guys. I'm trying to find a song from a show last week and I can't find it on any of the playlists. It was a young girl singing the entire Scientology space opera -- volcanos, nuclear bombs, evil galactic overlord and so on... Does anyone remember whose show that was on?
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:39am bobdoesthings:

@tidaelene - did you try the search?
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:40am Dan B From Upstate:

www.wfmu.org... "The Way That It Began" by The Fabulous Entrourage. 55 minutes, 52 seconds.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:42am karl_mundt:

cannibals!
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:42am KOTJ:

They 'et 'im.
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:42am holland oats:

those african movie posters will cost you an arm and a leg
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:44am Webhamster Henry:

Timothy was a studio joke, bt it turned into a hit and then they had to make a band and tour with it.
  Wed. 7/23/14 10:45am P-90:

Rotosound Strings Jingle by The Who
It's a Boy by the Who
Decisions Makers by They Might be Giants
Short Songs by Dead Kennedys
Hit by Guided by Voices
Doin Fine by Groovie Ghoulies
Don't Care by Circle Jerks
Scary Smurf by Kid Dynamite

Q: Do TV theme songs count? There are lots of GREAT ones under 20 seconds...
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:46am egal:

Novelty songs are an extinct art form.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:47am βrian:

Gif Garrote activated; earphones on ...
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:47am AnAnonymousParty:

Do cannibals really eat body parts like corn-on-the-cob?
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:48am bobdoesthings:

@anannon - I'd like to think they're still civilized and cook it proper and serve with wine and silverware.
  Wed. 7/23/14 10:48am nate:

I have been away for a few weeks, did anyone find the Jandek dollar ?
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:49am egal:

According the the puritan colonists, native americans would serve them a stew, leavened with human flesh. The "Black Eucharist" was the name of this dish.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:49am Mark S:

We'd have to ask a cannibal
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:50am adrian in mpls:

@nate Jim Price played the Jandek the other day
  Wed. 7/23/14 10:51am F✩F✩ (:

Nice alibi, nate. Now...WHERE'S THE MONEY?!?!?
  Wed. 7/23/14 10:52am nate:

but was it THAT Jandek cd... he has about 79 of them
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:52am βrian:

"Crever un cheval" is to work a horse to death. Not sure about this particular usage, though.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:52am Tome:

good morning Ken ,, good morning kiddles ,,
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:53am tidalene:

@Dan B THANK YOU!!!
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 10:53am listener mark:

Jim Price played it. He found a one dollar bill.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:55am danjoseph:

This sounds like "payola" Ken, didn't Eliot Spitzer put an end to that during his time as Attorney General??!!
  Wed. 7/23/14 10:55am P-90:

Jim Price for the Win!
Way to earn the 20 AND make it listenable..!
Gotta check that on archive.
  Wed. 7/23/14 10:56am nate:

thank you for closure on that anecdote
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:58am Rev. Turnip Druid:

KUBIN!
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 10:59am Rev. Turnip Druid:

G'mornin, troops.
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:00am F✩F✩ (:

Ken,

What about the aftermath of that anecdote you said you were to told us about the band that did that cover of the Bohemian Rhapsody?
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:01am Mark S:

Is playing Jandek winning?
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:02am coelacanth:

Hello Folks!
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:03am P-90:

Hail coelacanth!
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:05am nate:

@Mark S - a college course could be taught on that subject
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:05am marmalade kitty:

Hola!
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:06am Mark S:

Nate, are you volunteering?
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:07am βrian:

@Coelacanth: I remember reading an account of your "rediscovery" in 1938. Extinct, indeed!
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:07am coelacanth:

P-90!


Very entertaining gifs as usual.
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:07am F✩F✩ (:

This is how they did the bra gun drop spy GIF:

The woman is hanging from the ceiling and the GIF is played backwards thus giving the impression that the bra and the gun falls into her.

If you don't take her hair movement into account there's NO flaw on my GIF logical analysis.
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:07am Ken:

Cam somebody make me a "WFMU" out of the alphabet next to the Die Partei song?
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:09am Sem Chumbo:

Hiya, coel. All good, I hope.
Hey, P-90!
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:10am coelacanth:

βrian -Yes,i was lurking all along...much like i do now!
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:10am AnAnonymousParty:

Never shoot a gun without wearing a bra, gals. Don't believe me? Ask my wife.
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:11am bobdoesthings:

imgur.com...
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:11am bobdoesthings:

there ya go ken
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:11am P-90:

Corection: if you check the woman's hair you can see she is NOT upside down. She did the "bra catch" herself and the gun is a computer generated image.
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:12am Ken:

Damn Bob, that was fast!
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:13am Stevel:

bobdoesthingsfast
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:13am bobdoesthings:

@Ken - I am pro retoucher.. I do photoshop alllllll day long. This took 1 min.
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:14am P-90:

@bobdoes: things fast!
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:14am karl_mundt:

@P-90: and she appears to be nippleless
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:14am coelacanth:

Sem! Good, but i must work soon.
'Hope you're well too.
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:15am AnAnonymousParty:

Touch a pro once and you're a pro toucher. Touch a pro twice and you're a pro re-toucher?
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:16am bobdoesthings:

@anannon... oh my... I must use this in the future... thank you. hahaha
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:16am Pro:

Oh, yes!
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:17am Rev. Turnip Druid:

WOM!
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:18am AnAnonymousParty:

@bob

One does what one can.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:18am hamburger:

#attitude
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:18am F✩F✩ (:

Next task for bobdoesthings:

Remove the bra from that GIF.
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:19am Roberto:

Did anyone catch Mary Wing's set of WL covers from last week? The lyrics get kind of heavy after three versions or so.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:19am Andrew Waterloo:

Warm Leatherette! Just finished reading the book
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:20am P-90:

@ Andrew: No spoilers please
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:20am Dan B From Upstate:

Ha. I just listened to Mary Wing's archive yesterday. She played this song for an hour. It was pretty heavy.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:21am coelacanth:

I will NOT not listen to that archive!
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:21am Dan B From Upstate:

Oh, Ha! Just saw Roberto's post. I'm with you.
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:21am Roberto:

Yeppity yeps, Dan B!
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:21am F✩F✩ (:

I'm sorry people to interrupt your animated conversation.


* Ahem *





CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:22am P-90:

Definitely the most "out" choice for 3oaK ever!
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:27am Emannuel Goodtdaughter:

Ken, where did you hear that Chris Denny lost his testicles in a "kitchen accident"? Notwithstanding, I really like his music. Thanks for playing it.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:27am Stevel:

Wow, to the Mary Wing marathon.
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:34am Ken:

Emmanuel - I think I giot that from his publicist? Not sure. I like his music too.
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:37am P-90:

Sort of a coincidence: I once almost lost a testicle in a "kitten accident"
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:38am egal:

This song brings back memories of the Palladium.
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:38am Mark S:

Bootsy!
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:38am herb.nyc:

(Ooh, wnyc's Bill Lehrer just said "7 second delay")
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:39am w41:

space farts!
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:40am Andy Plants:

Yea boi
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:44am madman_mundt:

hey ken, i'm not asking for a booty gif
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:45am AnAnonymousParty:

"Turns out it's not funny at all when you fart in a space-suit."
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:45am Webhamster Henry:

Next Marathon Premium: Rubber horse masks?
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:45am βrian:

Nor am I asking to hear Dr Baby Botty-Grabber Animal ...
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:47am Some dude:

In 2012 Dennis Diken with Bell Sound recorded a version or Love Grows for a fundraising album titled Super Hits of the Seventies for radio station WFMU.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Grows_(Where_My_Rosemary_Goes)
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:48am Jiminy Cricket:

Now, if I only had someone to shout out to ...
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:48am Andy Plants:

Ken and his boomboxx on the platform waiting for the Duane train
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:48am nate:

"you suffer" by napalm death, that's about 3 seconds
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:49am bobdoesthings:

You should phone the gulch ahead of time.. so they can prepare for tonight's train wreck.
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:49am DANIMAL:

HOW BOUT BANANNA PHONE?
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:51am Jiminy Cricket:

How 'bout, Electronic Dream Phone ?
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:52am AnAnonymousParty:

Where you goin' with that toothpick?
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:53am Jiminy Cricket:

Hey where you goin' on that Duane train ?
Avatar    Wed. 7/23/14 11:55am bobdoesthings:

great show, thanks ken!
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:57am northguineahills:

Thanks Ken!
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:58am Sullivan Ballou:

Ken thanks with thanks Ken and thenks Kan!
Avatar Wed. 7/23/14 11:59am coelacanth:

Thanks Ken.

ciao peoples.
  Wed. 7/23/14 11:59am F✩F✩ (:

Thank you, Ken! Exquisite choice of GIFs and gorgeous selection of music. Till next episode everybody!
  Wed. 7/23/14 12:07pm Keith in Oregon:

I think "The Life Song" by Mason Williams would be perfect for your concept tonight. It's a little long for your purposes, 24 seconds I think, but it WOULD get funnier with repeated playing. The lyrics are: "Isn't life beautiful/Isn't life gay/Isn't life the perfect thing to pass the time away?" It's on "The Mason Williams Phonograph Record", I think.
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