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Options June 4, 2014: Fight Club

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Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:02pm Greg from Bloomfield:

LET'S DO THIS.
  Wed. 6/4/14 6:04pm cavorting with nudists:

This is gonna be good, Boy (rubbing hands together).
Avatar    Wed. 6/4/14 6:04pm Okasa:

Hey Ken! Hey Andy! Long time listener, first time ever catching the show live.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:04pm Mike East:

I can't see how this could be anything but disastrous.
Avatar    Wed. 6/4/14 6:09pm amanda c:

the only logical solution to this show is ken and andy fighting each other. you know ken wants to beat up andy soooo bad.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:10pm Foolbert:

I demand...Trial by Wombat!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:11pm Studio B Ben:

I will totally battle anybody in The First Ten Years Of The Simpsons trivia
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:12pm Nick the Bard:

I actually do have my fighting gloves on me surprisingly...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:12pm Greg from Bloomfield:

@Studio B Ben: LET'S DO THIS.
Avatar    Wed. 6/4/14 6:12pm Okasa:

This is going EXACTLY how Ken predicted it would go this morning.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:14pm dale:

can't they do nude greco-roman wrestling?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:14pm Studio B Ben:

@Greg IT'S ON! Only rule is no searching the internet (via the honor system) for answers. So, I'll ask the first question (an easy one): According to Marge's almost-paramour, what comes at the end of brunch?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:16pm dale:

a slice of melon
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:16pm Greg from Bloomfield:

DEAL. A slice of cantaloupe. Level 1 question for you: Who voiced Maggie's first word?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:16pm dale:

was i not supposed to interject?
Avatar Wed. 6/4/14 6:17pm Marcel M:

Was that the nicest thing Andy has ever said about WFMU?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:18pm Nick the Bard:

There was a game show host Tom Kennedy right? IS that the same guy?
  Wed. 6/4/14 6:18pm sue:

Pen click.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:19pm Studio B Ben:

@Dale: I don't mind. You were close, but not quite there.
@Greg: Correct! I think it was Whoopi Goldberg.
Next question: who are the two British political figures that Barney and Wade Boggs come to blows over?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:19pm Studio B Ben:

Oh, I just failed. D'oh!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:19pm dale:

can't they pay some homeless guys to fight?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:19pm Nick the Bard:

I'm sitting here looking up dollhouse furniture online for something, call in or whatever.
  Wed. 6/4/14 6:20pm ScottC:

Andy's mom wears army boots... No really, she wears army boots for arch support.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:20pm Greg from Bloomfield:

Liz Taylor! Lord Palmerstadt (sp?) and Pitt The Elder.
Avatar    Wed. 6/4/14 6:20pm amanda c:

"for something"...?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:21pm Studio B Ben:

Yeah, Liz Taylor, my brain totally figured that out after I sent enter. And, yes, close enough: Lord Palmerston and Pitt The Elder
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:21pm Nick the Bard:

Well I do have a fill-in coming up at the end of the month
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:23pm Greg from Bloomfield:

Tough one: Mr. Plow's phone number.
  Wed. 6/4/14 6:23pm P-90:

@ Nick the Bard: So you're searching dollhouse furniture for the illustrations for your upcoming fill-in?
  Wed. 6/4/14 6:25pm P-90:

If ladies are welcome, instead of a "catfight", why not combine with plan B and have a lady come in and beat up Andy?
  Wed. 6/4/14 6:26pm ScottC:

1982 - I'm the door man at the hardest hard-core club in SF ( 10th Street Hall). Rainy night. Everybody's in a surly mood. Some LA punks keep grabbing the mic cord. I grab him to take him out - all hell breaks loose. Multiple fights with his crew spread through the hall. The melee spills outside and down the stairs. I get outside and SF punsk are squaring off against LA punks in the middle of 10th st. with chains ( chains! ) Cars are screeching to a halt. We end up chasing them up the street to Mission where thy pretend to have a gun - so we back off. Fun times.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:26pm dale:

i thought it was actually NAVAsink. probably indian for 'way up state'
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:27pm Nick the Bard:

yeh, pretty much, i need better sets at the moment (the simpsons stuff is getting kind of limiting right now).


also, could someone call in right now, i just want to check something going on with the phone right now
Avatar Wed. 6/4/14 6:27pm Marcel M:

I second P-90's idea
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:27pm Studio B Ben:

That is a tough one. I know it starts with KLondike five, and then... maybe... 7569?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:27pm dale:

scott c - sweet memories....
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:28pm Cory:

i've never even seen a fight
  Wed. 6/4/14 6:29pm P-90:

@ Studio B Ben: 867-5309, right?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:29pm Greg from Bloomfield:

Getting the KLondike five is quite impressive. (It ends in 3226)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:29pm Studio B Ben:

D'oh!

Okay, here's a challenge: without looking it up, spell Apu's last name.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:30pm Studio B Ben:

@P-90: Very close. If you call that, Jenny picks up, though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:30pm dale:

i've never been in a real fight. had an insane girlfriend tried to kill herself and i tried to take the knife away and i got stitches, but i've never been in a real fight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:31pm Nick the Bard:

en.wikipedia.org...

This guy used to beat up Andy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:32pm Greg from Bloomfield:

Nahasapeenapetalan?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:32pm dale:

i remember THAT tom kennedy!
  Wed. 6/4/14 6:32pm P-90:

"You Don't Say"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:33pm Studio B Ben:

Really close! Nahasapeemapetilon. I'll usually mess up and go "pi" instead of "pee" and "ta" instead of "ti".
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:33pm Cory:

math.arizona.edu...
could it be this guy?
Avatar Wed. 6/4/14 6:34pm Chris M.:

i've been in LOTS of fights. but now i'm very nice.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:34pm Nick the Bard:

and i'm giving you guys a heads up, the phone on my end is acting kind of weird, so make sure you have what you need to say ready and speak kind of loud
  Wed. 6/4/14 6:34pm ScottC:

One time - 96? I'm on Haight St in SF. This big wino is menacing this smallish teenager trying to intimidate. The wino corners him so the kid has to fight. The kid strikes a classic boxer's defensive position. The wino comes at him and the kid has 3 quick strikes - perfect form - right to the wino's face. The wino steps back with a surprised look on his face but he comes back in. The kid gets him with 3 more straight armed punches. The wino gets a funny look on his face and tries to turn. The kid goes in for the kill and drops the wino and walks away. The wino outweighed the kid by a good 100lbs.
  Wed. 6/4/14 6:35pm P-90:

Andy got beat up by a math nerd?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:35pm Cory:

i can see it
  Wed. 6/4/14 6:37pm the Brooklyn kid:

Does having both parents beat me up as a child count???
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:37pm Greg from Bloomfield:

GAH. I am ashamed of myself. How about: What town is Ned's beach house in (Spelling doesn't count on this one)
  Wed. 6/4/14 6:38pm Marie:

I would like to see Ken and Andy have a wrestling match.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:39pm dale:

brroklyn kid - my mom broke a broomstick across my brother's back - we were hillbillies.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:39pm Studio B Ben:

Oh, jeez. Is this from The Summer of 5'9" episode? With the Homer buying illegal fireworks scene?
Avatar Wed. 6/4/14 6:40pm Blunterson:

From Jack Abramoff's wikipedia page.
"Jack Abramoff is reported, in the prologue of radio show episode 314 of This American Life with Ira Glass as bullying an interviewee during high school. Jack Abramoff was reported to "squat 510 pounds" and was a "jock"."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:40pm Greg from Bloomfield:

It is! One of my all-time favs.
Avatar Wed. 6/4/14 6:40pm thunderish' Jay:

i every1, hi Ken and Andy .. i guess i am very balanced in tormenting and / or being tormented..all smooth stuff.. but i tormented a guy once because of sheer alpha male late development status real lame stuff not worth the pay call right now .. got free calls from in about 15 min
  Wed. 6/4/14 6:41pm the Brooklyn kid:

@dale my father hit me on the head so hard I was the first 7 year old in the ER with a concussion
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:41pm Studio B Ben:

I can picture so much from that episode except for the name. I can only take a really wild guess with something like "Sandy Bottoms"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:42pm Greg from Bloomfield:

That'd be "Little Pwagmattasquamsettport"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:42pm Studio B Ben:

Well, I was close. ; )
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:43pm Studio B Ben:

We know it as "d'oh!" but how was Homer's exclamatory utterance initially written in episode scripts?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:44pm Greg from Bloomfield:

<annoyed grunt>
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:46pm Studio B Ben:

That's the one!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:46pm Studio B Ben:

I do love picking fights I end up losing. ; )
Avatar Wed. 6/4/14 6:46pm thunderish' Jay:

but i was stormed from my "considered" best friend twice so i guess im even
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:46pm dale:

congrats brooklyn. we were playing football as kids and my brother got a rusty wire from a fence jammed up his kneecap. my father worked the night shift and my mother was out getting drunk so it was hours before he got treatment cuz they couldn;t treat a minor without a parent's consent.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:47pm Greg from Bloomfield:

You are a gentleman and a scholar, Studio B Ben!
Avatar Wed. 6/4/14 6:47pm thunderish' Jay:

also stormed a girl in the crowd in a deftones concert .. she was bitchy and i thought i was right
  Wed. 6/4/14 6:48pm cavorting with nudists:

I'm becoming pretty convinced that Andy isn't going to get beaten up tonight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:48pm ChrisB.:

Seven Second Delay Presents :"Profiles in Pathos."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:49pm Studio B Ben:

This was fun! One last bonus question: What did Frank Grimes get his college degree in?
Avatar Wed. 6/4/14 6:50pm thunderish' Jay:

once i got head knocked and lipped opened by a supervisor at work / also alpha male losing this time
  Wed. 6/4/14 6:51pm the Brooklyn kid:

@dale when I was 17 I had a skateboarding accident back in 1984. Broke my nose gashed my face 27 stitches and lost both front teeth. I had to walk alone to the ER and spent the whole night there by myself
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:52pm Greg from Bloomfield:

Nuclear physics...with a minor in DETERMINATION.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:54pm Studio B Ben:

You get all the bonus points for that awesome follow up! I'm going to go put a racing stripe and some aerodynamic wings on my nuclear power plant model now!
Avatar Wed. 6/4/14 6:54pm thunderish' Jay:

i got safe twice by almost killing twice by that "considered" best friend of mine
Avatar Wed. 6/4/14 6:55pm thunderish' Jay:

drunk episodes of night discordia
Avatar Wed. 6/4/14 6:56pm thunderish' Jay:

long time ago
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 6/4/14 6:56pm Greg from Bloomfield:

Godspeed, little doodle!
  Wed. 6/4/14 6:56pm ScottC:

Let's get Andy on his way to his car...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:57pm dale:

ever hear of condomns, andy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 6/4/14 6:58pm dale:

brooklyn - you win. my condolensces.
  Wed. 6/4/14 6:59pm cavorting with nudists:

Most. Anticlimactic. 7SD. Ever.
  Fri. 6/6/14 10:12am Something Something Lalala:

The guy with the Jack Abramoff story literally called in with the same story the last time this had be done (May 2, 2007: The No-Lulls Fight Show)...
  Sat. 6/7/14 10:02pm Robert:

(Commenting at 20' on the archive.) Know how awful it looks to us when cats fight? Yet they must get an endorphin rush from it the likes of which we can scarcely imagine.
  Sat. 6/7/14 10:25pm Robert:

The caller at 44' missed the golden opp'ty in response to Andy's prompt, "You love the show" to answer, "No, I don't love the show. What are you going to do about it?"
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