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Options May 21, 2014: Tonight's Programme: Tales of Bribery

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Avatar Wed. 5/21/14 6:01pm vanya moscow:

what a great theme song..
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/21/14 6:02pm PMD:

Andy is not allowed to lose the will to live yet!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/21/14 6:03pm Nick the Bard:

OK kids, REAL topic tonight, so REAL CALL SCREENING. Don't play "Hi-Hello" tag, I'll say "Seven second delay", and you just get to your story.

I'm not being a jerk if I just hang up on you, you're just not getting through. That's all. That's my job. (and yeh, most of the time, you didn't lose the connection, i'm just hanging up on you)
  Wed. 5/21/14 6:06pm Todd76Pct:

Creepy Crawl = a Manson Family term
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/21/14 6:06pm DMcK:

I cannot BELIEVE Ken doesn't know where "creepy crawly" comes from.
  Wed. 5/21/14 6:07pm Marie:

A drug use term?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/21/14 6:07pm DMcK:

A "sneak in and murder people" term
Avatar    Wed. 5/21/14 6:07pm Danne D:

Love the board, can't believe I got through.

Hey there Nick. Appreciate your thankless work sir.

Kinda confused by the whole REAL topic thing, though.
Avatar    Wed. 5/21/14 6:08pm Danne D:

(side note was there anything in the weekly email I need to have read to understand what's going on?)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/21/14 6:08pm Nick the Bard:

Well that's what they're calling it :P
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/21/14 6:08pm common:

that clown was drunk. so was i.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/21/14 6:11pm asb:

How does Andy know about Phish?
Avatar    Wed. 5/21/14 6:11pm Danne D:

It's cool - just not used to real topics :)

I wonder how many elected officials will call in.
Avatar    Wed. 5/21/14 6:12pm amanda c:

i can't wait for my bingo board!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/21/14 6:13pm PMD:

Is Supernatural still on the air?
Avatar    Wed. 5/21/14 6:18pm Danne D:

Andy's never had anyone try to bribe him to be on one of his shows?
Avatar Wed. 5/21/14 6:18pm ironybread:

The person calling right now about bribing the maitre d sounds exactly like JOE FRANK FROM 1980. What is this witchcraft
  Wed. 5/21/14 6:22pm Bubba:

I bribed a Mexican border agent, but that's not high risk.
Avatar    Wed. 5/21/14 6:23pm Danne D:

This is why the "-scam" ending didn't catch on the same way "-gate" did. Utterly unmemorable.
Avatar    Wed. 5/21/14 6:24pm Danne D:

I wonder kinda bribes Nick would accept to let a person's call though.

(I won't find out - I really got nuttin' for this topic)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/21/14 6:24pm davex:

Wait, I remember Waterscam.
Avatar Wed. 5/21/14 6:24pm northguineahills:

I gave a handshake of a certain denomination to a cop that responded a noise complaint to a large loft party I was hosting 8 years ago.
  Wed. 5/21/14 6:25pm Robert:

Back on the Tramadol, Ken?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/21/14 6:27pm Nick the Bard:

bribes that'd work with me - furniture, odd sodas, female callers could maybe want to offer crappy dvds from the dollar store...
Avatar    Wed. 5/21/14 6:29pm Danne D:

There you go folks, hook Nick up. He's a fill-in DJ so he totally can receive these "gifts" at the station.
Avatar    Wed. 5/21/14 6:29pm quinn:

We brought a box of donuts and a package of Soft Batch chocolate chip cookies to the nurses when I went into labor.
  Wed. 5/21/14 6:32pm Robert:

How is it a bribe to the A-V guy unless he was in someone else's employ?
  Wed. 5/21/14 6:32pm Rai:

Is Ken retelling the guy selling commercials in french and bribing him on the bingo board?
Avatar    Wed. 5/21/14 6:35pm quinn:

P.S. It didn't work, it still hurt like a bitch
Avatar    Wed. 5/21/14 6:36pm Danne D:

Okay I'm heading into the car and will be listening there. Everybody have a good night and treat Nick right.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 5/21/14 6:36pm davex:

Actually, parents bribe their children to do things all the time.
  Wed. 5/21/14 6:39pm Robert:

Benadryl (diphenhydramine) might as well be marketed as a chill pill.
  Wed. 5/21/14 6:44pm Robert:

I once asked the librarian f I could grease the skids to get a library card in Cicero, Ill.
  Wed. 5/21/14 6:45pm Marie:

They have library cards in Cicero?
  Wed. 5/21/14 6:48pm tighe:

A few years ago I spend a night in prison in Mexico, and bribed my way out after a few hours for $60. It started at $1,000, and I offered $60, and the guard handed my things back to me and said sure.
Avatar    Wed. 5/21/14 6:49pm nellie:

I agree great show!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 5/21/14 6:58pm dale:

christ, if anyone shouldn't be procreating FIVE TIMES - it would be andy.
  Wed. 5/21/14 6:59pm Robert:

Just remember, 8 train wrecks in a row and....
  Thu. 5/22/14 10:00am JoeChrisMorris:

This was a good show. I actually liked the show when Andy had to be talking to Ken over the phone. And last weeks show with Andy cooking hotdogs was ok, though it lost my interest after the 1st half hour
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