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Professor Dum Dum, scientist of music, performs experiments in music and human behaviour. Living, breathing volunteers subject themselves to his verbal vivisection, helping all to understand what laymen call "absurdity." (Visit homepage.)

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Options April 29, 2014: Satan's Pants

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Artist Track Album Label Approx. start time
Type O Negative  Frozen   Options Bloody Kisses  Roadrunner  0:00:00 ()
Therion  Pal Le Mal De Toi   Options Les Fleurs Du Mal  End of Light  0:03:14 ()
Xandria  Blood on My Hands   Options Neverworld's End  Napalm Records  0:06:24 ()
Candlemass  Dark Are the Veils of Death   Options Nightfall  Powerline Records  0:10:16 ()
Order of Isaz  Dying Star   Options Seven Years of Famine  Season of Mist  0:28:25 ()
Thy Catafalque  Trilobita   Options Rengeteg  Season of Mist  0:36:09 ()
Elend  Ethereal Journeys   Options Les Tenebres du Dehors  Holy Records  0:39:32 ()
Mercyful Fate  A Dangerous Meeting   Options Don't Break the Oath  Roadrunner  0:45:41 ()
Satan's Host  Hellfire   Options Celbration for the Love of Satan    1:14:24 ()
Mercyful Fate  Satan's Fall   Options Melissa  Roadrunner  1:21:51 ()
Macabre  Jeffrey Dahmer and the Chocolate Factory   Options Dahmer  Hell's Headbangers  1:34:18 ()
Therion  Une Fleur Dans la Sher   Options Les Fleurs Du Mal  End of Light  1:35:11 ()
My Dying Bride  A Doomed Lover   Options Songs of Darkness, Words of Light  Peaceville  1:58:59 ()
High Power   Offrande Charnelle   Options High pOWER  bRENNUS  2:03:48 ()
Within Temptation  The Truth Behind the Rose   Options The Heart of Everything  Sony  2:12:10 ()
The Gathering  GeminiI   Options Disclosure  Psychonaut Records  2:18:34 ()
Theatre of Tragedy  The Masquerader and Phoenix   Options Velvet Darkness They Fear  Century Media  2:22:29 ()
Esoteric   Circle   Options The Maniacal Vale  Season of Mist  2:26:32 ()
Goatess  The Oracle Part 1   Options Goatess  Svart Records  2:38:50 ()
Anathema  J'ai Fait une Promesse   Options Serenades  Peaceville  2:42:16 ()
Draconian  Earthbound   Options Turning Season Within  Napalm Records  2:44:29 ()
Elend  Du Trefonds Des Tenebres   Options The Umbersun  Orphika  2:48:34 ()

Listener comments!

  Tue. 4/29/14 9:01pm That Bipolar Guy:

Yeah! Professor Dum Dum
Avatar    Tue. 4/29/14 9:03pm Ken From Hyde Park:

They should've put this song into the recent movie with the name "Frozen."
  Tue. 4/29/14 9:04pm That Bipolar Guy:

Good to hear the professor back on the FMU airwaves!
Avatar    Tue. 4/29/14 9:07pm fleep:

Satan's Pants are double knit polyester plaid golf slacks that itch like hell, cut to fit over his hooves.
  Tue. 4/29/14 9:09pm P-90:

Is this from "Game of Thrones: The Musical"?
Avatar Tue. 4/29/14 9:09pm Cory:

fleep, that might be true but the pockets are almost the perfect size
Avatar Tue. 4/29/14 9:13pm sinister dexter:

woohoo! i love Candlemass!!
Avatar Tue. 4/29/14 9:14pm Cory:

i'm clicking names just so the hearts will turn black
Avatar Tue. 4/29/14 9:15pm Cory:

well, at least a very dark blue
  Tue. 4/29/14 9:19pm The Baby Jesus:

Holy shit, I got a feeling I'm really gonna get bashed tonight, I'm in for it for sure, might as well go ahead and just get it over with. There's no way out when this guy's around, DadDammit.
Avatar    Tue. 4/29/14 9:21pm fleep:

What's he going on about?
Avatar Tue. 4/29/14 9:24pm Cory:

great, now I have to throw out my 20 pages of Jesus in a kilt poems
Avatar Tue. 4/29/14 9:28pm Whooda:

Ugly Baby Jesus dressed up one night
For Candy and jack-o-lantern bright

Ugly Baby Jesus eyes grew wide with greed
and Bastard Baby Jesus dashed across the street

The Greedy Baby Jesus found his hex
When Fat Ignorant American was driving while text
  Tue. 4/29/14 9:29pm The Baby Jesus:

Oh, here we go
Avatar Tue. 4/29/14 9:49pm sinister dexter:

i fucking love Mercyful Fate!! woohoo!!
Avatar Tue. 4/29/14 9:52pm sinister dexter:

trying to put a poem together
Avatar Tue. 4/29/14 10:08pm Cory:

my poem that didn't make it on the air

Bastard Baby Jesus, Ire of Pedophiles' Desires

Christ, you are ugly
even for a baby.
I'm going to take you
to the Boy Scout Jamboree
after you finish your
duties as an alterboy.
Just so you can hear
on more Chester-the-Molester say,
"Ew, no thanks you.
I may be a pedo,
But, I still have standards.
I do know some fellows near Golgatha though!"
Avatar Tue. 4/29/14 10:12pm Whooda:

Little Baby Jesus his eyes too round and set too wide
A little cosmetic surgery to add the Japanese slant
Then the Ugly Baby Jesus was too sexyphant

Soon the Bastard Jesus was all over wwiTV
For all the slobbering Asian pedophiles to see.
  Tue. 4/29/14 10:23pm The Baby Jesus:

Ugh
Avatar Tue. 4/29/14 10:27pm Cory:

I fixed my poem, can I call again?
Avatar Tue. 4/29/14 10:28pm Bill Zebub:

Cory - call again. Be not afraid
Avatar Tue. 4/29/14 10:42pm Whooda:

Someone might record me if I call then my hateful Ugly Baby Jesus words would be preserved to use against me at next year's Nazi Crusifixtion Picnic
Avatar Tue. 4/29/14 10:53pm Cory:

BTW, next years NCP will be a potluck dinner. The caterers have dropped out.
Avatar Tue. 4/29/14 11:02pm Bonesy Maroney:

That lil' Baby Jesus isn't so sweet
When he's denied the Virgin's teat
So he'll take you up on any offered treat
from you windowless vans across the street.
Avatar    Tue. 4/29/14 11:04pm SiHV:

Whoa. Tuning in. Nonstop metal tonight.
Avatar Tue. 4/29/14 11:11pm kermit jung:

Ugly baby Jesus in his swadling cloth
Couldn't get any action
So he adorned himself in a papel hat
Shaped like a penis and
A pair of daisy dukes that
Showed off his in-between us
So impressed were the brethren
That they began to hug and kiss him
Squeeze and please him
Recieve his blessing upon their face
But it was more like a smack to the face
With an erect falic mace
So they killed the little runt
For pulling such a stunt
They shredded the little guy
Rolled him in a blunt
And got real high
Avatar    Tue. 4/29/14 11:11pm egal:

Elegant heaviness.
Avatar    Tue. 4/29/14 11:33pm Eyepatch Fox:

AAAAAHHH!!! I totally missed tonight's show, but tuned in just in time to hear Esoteric, so I'm a happy monkey! :D
Avatar Tue. 4/29/14 11:37pm Bonesy Maroney:

*snaps fingers, beat-style*
  Tue. 4/29/14 11:40pm chico:

Sweet Prince Baby Jesus
Dressed in a pink bunny suit
Killed by saccharine
Avatar    Tue. 4/29/14 11:40pm SiHV:

Goatess. I like the name, I like the music.
  Tue. 4/29/14 11:41pm chico:

Both seasonal and a bit of nature (death)

Missed the haiku clause at the start but haikus are most certainly poetry when done well. Maybe not in europe?
Avatar Tue. 4/29/14 11:41pm sinister dexter:

woohoo!! Goatess!!
  Tue. 4/29/14 11:59pm The Baby Jesus:

Happy now? Everybody got their little jollies?
I'm going home to watch The Big Bang Theory
  Thu. 5/15/14 12:29pm A. Black:

Hello Professor this show was amazing ; I wish I could've known about I just found it on the playlist . How can I know when are you going to be on the air ? Can you email me please ?
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