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Options March 5, 2014: Marathon 2014: Wheel of Fate and Andy's Tattoo - Pledge Here!

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It's the annual Wheel of Fate Edition of Seven Second Delay! For every $1000 raised, Ken and Andy take turns spinning the Wheel of Fate, and suffer the ensuing results. ANd then at 6:55pm, Andy jumps in to the Bloods Street Gang with a Bloods tat!

Here are the menu items on the Wheel tonight:

Sharpie Hitler moustache
Ken has to call Tony Shalhoub to make amends / Andy calls Don McLean to make amends
Clipping an audience member’s toenails
Slow dance
Tickle torture
Pass Keys/Wallet Around the live audience
Rub Elmer's glue throughout hair or beard
Ken & Andy climb shirtless into a 2-person sleeping bag
Get a massage from an audience member
Audience member sits on Andy's lap for the rest of the show
Recording / uploading a video confession of a real crime to YouTube
Spin the bottle with audience members
Neti pot human centipede
Beatbox
Spanking
Wedgie
Ken or Andy tells the other what their problem is. The other isn't allowed to respond to the criticism, just nod, accept it silently.

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Ken and Andy  Seven Second Delay   Options 0:00:00 (MP3 | )

Listener comments!

Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:01pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Hi there, delaying pledgers!
  Wed. 3/5/14 6:01pm PMD:

I wonder wonder if Andy will get a tattoo
Avatar Wed. 3/5/14 6:03pm fleep:

Forcibly applied tattoos are kind of Holocaust-y. Just sayin.
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:03pm cklequ:

Did anybody ever tell Ken that that planned tattoo was for a football club rather than a gang?
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:04pm Skirkie:

Andy "Ice Berg" Breckman
  Wed. 3/5/14 6:05pm Robert:

For the love of God, please let Andy buy his way out of the tattoo.
Avatar Wed. 3/5/14 6:06pm Andy says hi:

you found my moustache?
  Wed. 3/5/14 6:10pm ScottC:

I just realized the man standing behind Andy is the Andy cardboard cut-out from the robot stand-up show….
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:11pm Julie:

Wow that is one of the more disgusting things I have ever heard.
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:11pm listener james from westwood:

"Neti pot human centipede" gave me douche chills just hearing it.
  Wed. 3/5/14 6:12pm ScottC:

somebody better tell Andy the "Bloods" logo Ken found last week is a logo of an Australian football team...
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:12pm Skirkie:

There's a real possibility of vomit happening on that one I bet.
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:13pm listener james from westwood:

Gods no, we might get a 2 Hosts, 1 Cup scenario.
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:13pm dale:

these things sound unsanitary and designed to humiliate years down the road.
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:14pm listener james from westwood:

Andy's body language is approximately that of Saddam Hussein's shortly before being hanged. A doomed man.
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:14pm BadGuyZero:

Seven-Year Old Delay
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:15pm BadGuyZero:

I bet I know the punchline.
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:15pm listener james from westwood:

Good cinematography!
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:15pm herb.nyc:

Whew, the ten minutes of fm static has stopped. But not before we heard the NETI POT possibility. Ewwww!!!
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:15pm listener james from westwood:

Please, god, let Howard Hughes walk in the door for the toenails....
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:17pm Skirkie:

D'awww He looks like Ken.
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:17pm dale:

i don't trust andy's eyesight. "this little piggy went to market...."
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:19pm listener james from westwood:

That condom Ken brought to the Foghat concert is seeing light once again....
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:19pm dale:

someone should call in a smoke condition to the jersey city fire department
  Wed. 3/5/14 6:19pm tomasz.:

what are the pledge levels here anyone?
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:20pm listener james from westwood:

Tomasz: If you go to the following it'll have all the levels: www.wfmu.org...
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:22pm listener james from westwood:

This is exactly what happened at Cocoanut Grove.
  Wed. 3/5/14 6:22pm ?:

Anyone else disturbed by the mic in front of Ken that's at crotch level?
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:25pm dale:

does andy wear shorts all year long? it's freakin' cold out!
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:26pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Quick....somebody slap a rainbow wig on Andy's head!
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:27pm dale:

i used to spread elmers on my hands, blow on it till dry then peel it off. poor people toy.
  Wed. 3/5/14 6:28pm greg:

Where is the live video stream?
  Wed. 3/5/14 6:28pm tomasz.:

James: cheers! i meant the levels to make Ken and Andy do things, but i see now it's every thousand bucks.
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:29pm dale:

go to the homepage greg - gotto open two windows if you want to comment and watch
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:30pm Skirkie:

Poor Dan.
  Wed. 3/5/14 6:32pm greg:

thanks Dale -- was having browser issues I guess.
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:34pm Rhody Chris:

I used to do that all day in school Dale.
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:37pm dale:

it was very cooling and made your skin super soft. and you were left with a creepy skin that had all your pores in it.
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:38pm Rhody Chris:

I'd roll it into a ball and throw it at someone.
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:39pm dale:

right? pretty much all you could do with it after you examined at it for a while.
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:42pm Rhody Chris:

I wonder if you were to keep it if you could make a big bouncy ball.
Avatar Wed. 3/5/14 6:42pm MattBelow:

So heartwarming. I'd pledge for this dance!
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:42pm Rhody Chris:

How romantic
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:42pm Ken From Hyde Park:

They should have another mini-wheel to chose what embarrassing song to dance to.
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:42pm listener james from westwood:

I think he'd actually prefer another waterboarding at this point.
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:43pm dale:

awww, no one grabbed an ass cheek though...
Avatar Wed. 3/5/14 6:43pm northguineahills:

*sniff*
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:43pm Studio B Ben:

That was heart-warming and slightly arousing.
Avatar Wed. 3/5/14 6:45pm taratortuga:

fashion-wise, Andy is truly the John Cena of (W)WFMU
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:46pm listener james from westwood:

Swarm him! Swarm!
Avatar Wed. 3/5/14 6:49pm Sigurdur:

crazy loco power drink or some shit?
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 6:50pm Studio B Ben:

7SD doesn't need a smoke machine. Ken just needs to pass joints around.
Avatar Wed. 3/5/14 6:54pm glenn:

what am i apologizing for? what have you got?
Avatar    Wed. 3/5/14 7:01pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Well, we've made it another hour without Russians invading. Good work!
Avatar Wed. 3/5/14 7:13pm trish:

An extra 100 to go to an exclamation point from a Broadway show.
What a great idea!
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