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Options February 19, 2014: The Perfect Call: Ideas for the Wheel of Fate

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Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:00pm Lizardner Dave:

I can't believe James Taylor died in a water skiing accident in South America.
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:01pm P-90:

RIP Don McLean
Avatar    Wed. 2/19/14 6:02pm Ken From Hyde Park:

It comes in threes. Bob Dylan has also died on this day. RIP
Avatar    Wed. 2/19/14 6:02pm Irwin:

Jeez, did you hear about Glenn Frey? Tragic. Just crossing the wire services now.
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:02pm fleep:

Paul is dead. Koo koo ka choo.
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:02pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Don McLean isn't dead, but he's not feeling well after hearing all the awful things Andy said about him last week!
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:02pm Matt from Springfield:

Ohh the sweet sounds of Failure!
Heya Ken, Andy and all Delayers!
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:03pm Cliff:

I heard American Pie on the radio at work today and thought of Andy.
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:03pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Don McLean is the walrus...
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:04pm glenn:

apparently putin was skydiving shirtless and his chest hair got caught in a tree. r.i.p.
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:04pm P-90:

Huff Post says Hillary Clinton rushed to hospital in Bethesda for triple-bypass surgery
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:04pm ScottC:

a good 'ol fashion "American Pie" ass whoppin on Ken!
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:05pm Matt from Springfield:

@Cliff: I can still remember, how that episode made me smile...
Avatar    Wed. 2/19/14 6:05pm Marcel M:

Now Ken is double nickels!!
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:06pm Matt from Springfield:

ON THE DIME! :D
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:08pm Stuart:

Testing
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:09pm fleep:

By 55, James Dean, Buddy Holly, and Kurt Cobain were all dead.
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:09pm )o::

I don't know why I can't comment?! )o:
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:09pm Lizardner Dave:

This may be the proudest moment of my WFMU listenership.
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:10pm Matt from Springfield:

Andy's musical heroes need to take the adrenaline down a notch with these accidents. I mean, who's next? Don Henley???...
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:11pm Lizardner Dave:

Have Livingston Taylor call back in 20 minutes (hat tip to Dave Hill).
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:12pm Richard Elmore "Dick" Blimpiwiscz Jr.:

I'm proud to say we have very specific and secure procedures in place for whenever incidents like this may occur in one of our stores. Glad this was resolved to your satisfaction, Mr. Brecchtmann. I've spoken to the manager and your next Footlong Spicy Italian is on us!

Cheers, and thanks for your patronage!

Dick Blimpiwiscz
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:15pm dale:

billy joel rode his motorcycle drunk into a long island living room and survived. hasn't happened yet, but i predict.
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:17pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Andy has mixed feelings about Don McLean:

HATRED + CONTEMPT + LOATHING...
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:18pm P-90:

@Joe Biden scenario (or similar); what to do?
Ask yourself; "What would Cronkite do?"
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:18pm Matt from Springfield:

@dale: He wanted cut back on the drunk driving, so he switched to drunk "riding".
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:18pm dale:

i hear kirsty maccoll died in a water sports accident. oh, wait - not really funny. natalie wood, maybe?
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:19pm P-90:

@dale: what, again? the umpteenth time, right?
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:20pm Matt from Springfield:

Kirsty MacColl, hers was a tragic death in front of her children while on vacation in Mexico. Sad story.

Natalie Wood died in mysterious circumstances on a boat with husband Robert Wagner and friend Christopher Walken. Maybe even murdered!!
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:20pm dale:

hard to separate 'poor taste' and 'funny' a lot of times.
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:21pm Matt from Springfield:

"I love that I hate you this much!"
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:21pm BadGuyZero:

Who died?
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:22pm Skirkie:

You could set up a portable camp shower out on the deck.
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:22pm P-90:

re: Kirsty Maccoll; that report is confused. it was Kristy McNichol who died in what might be described as a "water sports accident"
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:22pm dale:

andy's career
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:23pm dale:

kristy mcnichol vs. erin moran - who wins?
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:24pm P-90:

Erin beats the living shit out of Kristy, that's easy
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:24pm Skirkie:

Ken's Komedy Kareer
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:26pm Matt from Springfield:

@P-90: Oh! Kristy McNichol, now I recognize her, they've played her 70s records on WFMU before.
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:26pm BadGuyZero:

Remember when Andy had to do a body shot off Ken last year?

www.youtube.com...
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:27pm dale:

kristy mcnichol had a record? other than a police record?
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:29pm Skirkie:

Ken and Andy have to go into the bathroom and switch underwear.
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:29pm P-90:

@Ken: re: "buyout", you're confusing Andy with Larry David. Two different people, you can check it.
Avatar    Wed. 2/19/14 6:29pm cklequ:

www.discogs.com...
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:29pm dale:

didn't he get waxed or his nipple pierced two or three years ago?
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:30pm Matt from Springfield:

Nipple pierced, I believe :)
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:33pm P-90:

@Matt: Ken has to donate hair for implants for Andy, did they do that yet?
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:33pm P-90:

I'm the #1 fan of The Man from Tennessee
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:34pm Matt from Springfield:

Wow. Lame. I have gotten that EXACT same robocall on my phone!
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:34pm BadGuyZero:

When is Andy not sarcastic?
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:34pm Matt from Springfield:

@P-90: I don't think so! That's a good idea! :)
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:35pm Nick the Bard:

Maybe they should give out one time all screen immunities on the wheel somehow. You get a one time pass to get past me with whatever dumb thing you're going to say.
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:35pm Cory:

hey Ken and Andy, if you want to get on that "security" company's do not call list dial 901-249-1445
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:35pm RoboCall:

Drop your cellphones. You have 15 seconds to comply!
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:35pm the glowing one:

Hmmm, that wasn't really convincing, Andy.
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:37pm amEdeo:

The Ol' Hitler Defense! Never fails!
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:38pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Wasn't Hess Hitler's straight man?
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:38pm dale:

doea andy keep calling it the 'wheel of doo?' maybe they should incorporate fecal matter from different animals
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:39pm BadGuyZero:

When my family went on long drives my siblings and I were each given a box of Cheez-It crackers to sustain ourselves during the drive. My brother always saved his box for the drive home. One time my dad told him to go tell Mom it was time to hit the road. When he went inside Dad and I opened his box of Cheez-Its and started eating them. When my brother came back out Dad locked the doors and my brother was beating on the windows demanding that we stop eating his crackers and let him in. We laughed and kept eating his Cheez-Its. My brother became furious and slammed his but into the front passenger door. He dented the door doing this.
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:39pm MISTER JOHNNY:

Just tell 'em you were only following orders, Ken!!!
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:39pm P-90:

You gotta save the Nazi war criminal comparison bit for the end of the show, can't drop that one too early, there's no where to go from there
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:40pm P-90:

@BZG cool! and the moral of the story is?
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:43pm P-90:

Wait!? what happened to Nick the Bard? Did HE die?
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:43pm Matt from Springfield:

@P-90: "Cheez-Its never prosper!" ;)
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:44pm Mike East:

eat your cheezits while you got 'em..also, brothers are jerks.
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:44pm Nick the Bard:

yeh, i died of bordom because i don't get to be all cranky with anyone trying to call in :/
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:47pm Nick the Bard:

andy did let himself get waterboarded
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:47pm Matt from Springfield:

@Mike: Agree!
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:48pm P-90:

@MISTER JOHNNY: Andy was being being a bit flip there, it wasn't Joseph Goebbels, the Reich Minister of Propaganda, who was Hitler's comic sidekick at dinner parties, fundraisers, etc.
It was Jerold Gerbbils, the Reich Minister of Rodent Control, (a much less important position) who sat in Hitler's lap and did the ventriloquist dummy routine, etc.
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:48pm dale:

maybe andy can be signed up for a USO tour without his knowledge and shipped off to afghanistan with joey heatherton. he'd like that!
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:49pm P-90:

Mail Dominatrix? like one of those scary ladies who works at the Post Office?
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:49pm Matt from Springfield:

YES! A male dominatrix dominating Andy, like a female dominatrix would! YES! Nick the Bard if he's up to it!
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:49pm Nick the Bard:

yeh, i'm REALLY going to shrink back from Andy when there's comedy invovled...
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:50pm Matt from Springfield:

@P-90: Shhhh! That's a (seriously) marketable idea! You know those who are into that will be *really* into that! :D
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:50pm P-90:

@Nick: YOU'RE ALIVE!!!
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:52pm the glowing one:

Yeah! Pass the wallet around!
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:52pm Nick the Bard:

yeh, i'm kind of alive, I guess
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:52pm Matt from Springfield:

Don't expect your credit cards (or other half of Italian sub) to be there when you get back...
Avatar    Wed. 2/19/14 6:54pm JakeGould:

Okay, here is my idea: Andy has to ride the subway (Path?) and walk from car to car doing his act for money. Maybe with a group of African-American teens doing breakdancing to accompany him.
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:54pm Nick the Bard:

andy has to write a check to a listener for some amount, and the envelope gets run out to the mailbox RIGHT THERE
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:54pm Cory:

nipple clamp Ken and Andy together?
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:54pm Matt from Springfield:

WOW! That's a good one for Andy--make him HELP us out! :D
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:55pm MISTER JOHNNY:

No, put the GIMP mask on Andy!!!
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 6:55pm Matt from Springfield:

Also a good one, Nick! :)
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:55pm P-90:

7-day delay
Avatar    Wed. 2/19/14 6:56pm JakeGould:

Or, he needs to dress up like a member of “Pussy Riot” but not to protest anything. But simply go through a normal day dressed like that. With Ken accompanying him to document.
  Wed. 2/19/14 6:57pm Robert:

Yes, the begging on the subway program (which had hardly any actual begging on the subway) was award-worthy.
Avatar    Wed. 2/19/14 6:58pm JakeGould:

There was a begging on the subway show already? Did Andy shout, “Ladies & gentlemen, it’s showtime!”
Avatar    Wed. 2/19/14 7:00pm JakeGould:

So Juanita at Blimpies? Was that a thing? Like from last week?
  Wed. 2/19/14 7:00pm P-90:

EVERY new Father of the Bride says the same thing:
"It'll be fine, I factored EVERYthing in........"
Avatar Wed. 2/19/14 7:00pm Matt from Springfield:

Magic doesn't grow on trees!!!

Good luck for the Marathon and Wheel of Fate, Ken and Andy!
Have a good evening, people!
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