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Options November 13, 2013: Crowdfunding Dreams for Cute Kids & Everyone Else

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Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:01pm Nick the Bard:

Don't call the on air number to ask about the damn record fair.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:04pm northguineahills:

At least the record fair isn't damned..... yet.....
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:04pm hamburger:

(says it all in the theme tune dunnit?)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 11/13/13 6:04pm cklequ:

Never mind introducing the show..... Whatever happened to the benediction?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:04pm Nick the Bard:

Considering the last two years, I think it might be.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:04pm Ange:

In the studio again as the SSD referee! Tonight we're hoping to help a cute kid crowdfund their dream. Call in 201-209-9368 with your ideas!
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:05pm Danne D:

Hiya folks :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:05pm Nick the Bard:

14 or under kid, you got ideas, call in and get them made!
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:06pm northguineahills:

I remember my old landline phone # from the 1980-1986. 904.272.2154.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:06pm davex:

Show idea: call up all the old phone numbers you can think of.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:07pm Danne D:

Hey Ange :) Sorry I don't have a supply of 14 or under kids to help this show succeed.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:07pm PMD:

Can't you just say Andy will give him money?
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:08pm ADL:

How about $100 worth of pepper spray for when Andy comes over? Or $95 worth of pepper spray and $5 of lube.
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:08pm Robert:

Maybe I can use some of the ideas brought up here for fundraising for children's football.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:08pm davex:

I could wake up all my kids again to call in. Or maybe not.
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:08pm spodiodi:

  Wed. 11/13/13 6:09pm spodiodi:

Kids love motorcycles!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:09pm Marcel M:

Ken and Andy are always looking for children...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:09pm PMD:

Paper copies? How about make a website. And someone who's 13 or 14 is likely making an app.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:11pm Danne D:

They should raise the age one year per minute
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:12pm davex:

Moving the ageposts.
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:12pm Robert:

Marcel, children are cheap fodder for humor that Andy is said to always want to milk. Sometimes that produces a great hit. But limiting crowdsourcing to 14Us is a good idea because otherwise you'll just get groveling from pathetic overqualified adults like me scrabbling for money for the rent & utilities. And that's a definite downer.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:13pm Danne D:

I was going to call in and ask for funding for me to buy an NFL team toaster. Since that's something I'd never buy for myself.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:13pm Danne D:

Cute and 23 makes it through Nick's screening process. I approve of this.
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:14pm Robert:

I just did jury duty and was glad because it's more money than I've been making lately!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 11/13/13 6:15pm cklequ:

I'll chip in for that toaster. If only because why the hell would anybody want an NFL team toaster.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:16pm northguineahills:

I found the twitter account.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:16pm Danne D:

Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:16pm Nick the Bard:

Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:16pm northguineahills:

Thanks Danne!
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:16pm spodiodi:

ty DanneD, and Aloha
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:16pm Ange:

Check out my view from inside the studio: twitter.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:18pm Mike East:

aww, their teeshirts match. that's so cute.
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:18pm spodiodi:

Andy and Ken are TWINS!
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:18pm Robert:

Heck, if you don't need your own domain and instant FTP upload access (which would require password sharing), you could piggyback on my site. Or most people's site. Or any number of advertiser-supported sites that WOULD allow instant FTP access.
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:19pm ADL:

I always kind of assumed Ken and Andy always do the show wearing matching underwear.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 11/13/13 6:20pm Andrew Waterloo:

Cause you can't have a whole dinner party with the door open.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:20pm Green Mountain Man Mark:

girl stuffs crowd in her for funding
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:23pm PMD:

This is like the vacation visit thing.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:24pm Ange:

Anyone else need help tonight? 201-209-9368
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:24pm PMD:

Which isn't bad... someone needs somehting and someone calls to offer.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:24pm northguineahills:

  Wed. 11/13/13 6:25pm quinn:

Vote for Charlie because that's my unborn son's name
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:25pm Robert:

Well, that one was pretty obvious. I suggested it myself up comment thread.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:26pm PMD:

OK Ange, now I'm following 7SD. Nice photo!
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:26pm dale:

was trying to get my wife to call with her unique business model of offering young russian women to 'escort' single american businessmen to dinner and what not. it's an act of charity when you get down to it
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:27pm Green Mountain Man Mark:

Milf wants to crowd her source for funds.
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:28pm ADL:

Now just wait for the onslaught of calls from nobodies.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:29pm Green Mountain Man Mark:

grandma wants her grey hair (s)permed with blue balls.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:32pm dale:

i wonder if this is the woman who tried to force me and my wife to pay admission when we used the bathrooms there when they hosted a fleamarket in their parking lot. BITCH!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:32pm Nick the Bard:

Call in sober dang it.
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:32pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

I stole a piece of coal from Museum Village in fifth grade. I was very disappointed in the effect of trying to burn it, and never went back.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:33pm Green Mountain Man Mark:

He can have a truck to go around showing his hotdog to make it rain. Hundred dollars each stop probably guaranteed.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:35pm northguineahills:

I dig the Museum Village. (I need to go)
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:35pm amanda c:

hey people- surprisingly good topic tonight!
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:36pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

I also learned to make corn fritters there, though, and I am still doing it 30 years later, so my feelings toward Museum Village remain at least neutral.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 11/13/13 6:37pm cklequ:

Don't give up on coal Pete....

Everybody knows that Museum Village has crappy coal.
It's only there for show.
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:37pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Of course, every time I think of it, I hear Ted Knight exclaim, "MONROE!", which places Museum Village in the win column.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:38pm Green Mountain Man Mark:

I would like to fund a mag. Doot ta-do-ta.
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:38pm Jack:

Museum Village has a mastodon.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:38pm dale:

if you get the chance go to the farmer's museum in cooperstown. it's like museum village on PCP
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:39pm Green Mountain Man Mark:

and the "a" in magazine can go fuck an A.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:39pm dale:

another mastadon was found in the walkill where it runs through black dirt a couple of years ago
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:40pm Ange:

I think we should have supported the museum!!
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:42pm Green Mountain Man Mark:

"A" is fuckable because it has two legs and a hole. A triangle whole, though.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:42pm Greg from Bloomfield:

"Good things don't end in -eum...they end in -mania or -teria." -Homer Simpson
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:43pm amanda c:

ange- i agree
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:44pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

The Black Dirts is my favorite onion-growing district.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:44pm amanda c:

and i also think of ken & andy as father/creepy uncle figures. it oscillates between the two.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:44pm Kristina Koffee:

hey everybody, just tuning in. loving how earnest all the projects have been so far.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:45pm dale:

i just checked out the museum village site - dawn was not the bitch. i apologize for calling her a bad word.
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:45pm Jack:

mmm..black dirt onions. I love it there at the end of the summer; the smell is intoxicating.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:47pm Ange:

Quinn! You already named him! I was gonna make Ken and Andy do a baby name idea show for you guys -- should I call it off? Are you free some Weds in Nov/Dec?
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:47pm Robert:

The other caller's strategic error: trusting Andy & Ken.
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:49pm Pete the Flicker:

Ken and Andy raising money. Hmmm. Hey guys, how's my $5.00 investment in forever stamps doing? Just wondering...
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:51pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

I'm still waiting for my 2012 "Seven Second Delay Cares A Little" four-dollar grant!
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:51pm dale:

ya'll come. warwick valley winery has cooled down now so no city douches in lexuseses....lot's of good eats and free acoustic music...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:52pm Nick the Bard:

Forever stamps went up in price, or ARE going up, so, you know, you guys are suppoed to be having a meeting to discuss what to do with them.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:52pm dale:

someone shoud tell ailen (island?) about using FOUND materials for art supplies - stone, dirt, fecal matter - a lot of important artists went that way.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:53pm dale:

i have a drinking problem. my glass is empty.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:53pm Ange:

Ken and Andy did a fatherly advice show once and it imprinted on me - I can't stop thinking of them as my dads? I'm still feeling embarrassed from when Ken made me admit it, but glad you can relate Amanda
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:54pm Nick the Bard:

I thought her name was Ira :/
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:55pm northguineahills:

*Looks in my cup* I must have a drinking problem too!
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:55pm amanda c:

hahaha nick- that explains why they called her Ira for the first half of her time on the show
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:56pm dale:

that was an andy twitter type joke - i'll bet he'll use it
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:56pm Danne D:

have a good night everyone :)
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:57pm Robert:

Aw, I was sure this was going to come to an Andy soaking.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:57pm Pete from Boston (and NJ):

One of the bartenders at the Copper Mine Pub in North Arlington is an owner of the Rushing Duck brewery in Chester, NY, near the Black Dirts. The Copper Mine Pub has a bunch of WFMU stickers up, ergo I like this brewery I have never been to or tastes the beer of.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:57pm Mike East:

wait...this show was a success? I don't believe it.
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:58pm amanda c:

ken & andy do surprisingly well with kids on their show. it always ends up adorable and "a success" as mike just said. shocker!
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:58pm northguineahills:

7SD did something positive??!! It's the apocalypse! Congrats Ailen!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 11/13/13 6:59pm Nick the Bard:

so his name is ALAN
Avatar Wed. 11/13/13 6:59pm dale:

i want to go there pete, just don't want to drive home after.
  Wed. 11/13/13 6:59pm Robert:

Seriously, these guys helped their adopted sister stn. in New Orleans, and who knows what other causes?
  Wed. 11/13/13 7:01pm Robert:

Plus the homeless lady (or man, I forgot) in the subway fundraising episode.
  Wed. 11/13/13 7:03pm Robert:

Their DJs also do a lot of in-kind support for struggling musical acts by giving them free exposure, too.
  Wed. 11/13/13 7:06pm Robert:

Actually when you think about how they could milk their operation for gain, just the fact that they don't is evidence of great charity.
  Fri. 11/22/13 1:04pm Alan:

Hi Ken and Andy did you get Ailin's pic from Art Club?
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