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November 6, 2013: What You Invented First
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Listener comments! | |
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![]() Arf. |
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![]() Back on call screening tonight, so don't be jerks. |
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![]() Woof |
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![]() PB & Us--I remember that one well! Hey Ken & Andy & 7SDelayers! |
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![]() welcome back nick! |
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![]() Since the Emergency Contact List was a bust for most of us, maybe this weekly email will fail a little less. |
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![]() Never have Andy read any scripts ever agaom |
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![]() Yet ANOTHER name change? |
Wed. 11/6/13 6:06pm
NT Clay:
Andy is an asshole on twitter. | |
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![]() I saw WFMU retweeted Andy today. |
Wed. 11/6/13 6:06pm
NT Clay:
Homophobic old man humor | |
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![]() is ken putting peanut butter in underpants? is it chunky peanut butter? |
Wed. 11/6/13 6:09pm
NT Clay:
OK, that's a good programmer joke. | |
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![]() @dale: It's one of the UCB shows - according to their description, it was more like swimming trunks or large boxers. Andy was receiving a Wheel of Fate punishment, to wear "peanut butter underwater" with Ken's dogs at his feet. |
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![]() I am in the studio reading your comments... will try to represent! |
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![]() So glad to have you back Nick the Bard! |
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![]() Sign Up for Ken & Andy's New Weekly Email List with Jokes, Links, GIFs and Fatally Flawed Show Ideas! eepurl.com... |
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![]() But the Twitter account hasn't been verified. How do we know that they are really Andy's jokes? |
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![]() #VerifyAndyBreckmanMan |
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![]() ...listening to News but - HaHa picture !! |
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![]() Ange you rock! |
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![]() I tried signing up, but I was already singed up! |
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![]() The fatal flaw with Uncle Andy Toys.... it looks like UNCLEAN TOYS when you write out the URL |
Wed. 11/6/13 6:15pm
MrFab:
"I tried signing up, but I was already singed up! " - Me, too! | |
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![]() @mutant @mrfab (we secretly signed up a lot of our frequent commenters up already) |
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Wed. 11/6/13 6:16pm
Zach Friend:
Andy should read some of the tweets people have sent him |
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![]() Aha! That's OK with me. |
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![]() "The word banister is also often used erroneously to refer to the handrail of a stairway." |
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![]() wait, i can't tell if andy is being sincere or sarcastic- someone start googling the history of banisters! |
Wed. 11/6/13 6:17pm
Robert:
I had the reverse happen to me. My US pat. 5,336,446 expired and then the new owners of Calgon toiletries used the formula for their bubble bath. | |
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![]() the hell, I asked a caller his name, and he hung up O_o |
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![]() @Ange: Forget the NSA--there's your FMU scandal! Of course, we already insist that you sign us up for stuff anyway, so that's a moot point... |
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![]() The Walkman was introduced by the Japanese firm Sony, but they did it mostly with technology developed by NASA for spacecraft electronics. |
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![]() That may have been me. Far too personal a question to ask a stranger... |
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![]() feh, just make up a name and city you're in so Ken can keep track of what caller is on what line and make it easier when you're on the air |
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![]() i had an idea to cut barbecue time in half by doubling the speed of the rotisserie. |
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![]() i also invented the Danceman, Jogman, Saunterman and Galavantman |
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![]() I invented the sun. |
Wed. 11/6/13 6:25pm
Robert:
Ken was afraid even to use a sample of my bath foam on his kids, and companies like Calgon didn't offer to license it while it was in force, but within a year after it was out of my hands, their new owners were using it. See that, Ken? Calgon wasn't afraid to use it ONCE THEY NO LONGER HAD TO PAY FOR IT! | |
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Wed. 11/6/13 6:27pm
Dr. Goot:
Is there any weight to the rumor that Andy patented the Pittsburgh Platter? |
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![]() oh no why did i google that |
Wed. 11/6/13 6:28pm
Robert:
Is a Pitt. Platter a cross between the Pluto Platter and the pu-pu platter? | |
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![]() Who else should Andy war with on Twitter? |
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![]() michael j. fox... |
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![]() The lesson here - have a ton of money on hand at all times. |
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![]() Jon Wurster. |
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![]() ...or anyone else handicapped |
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![]() AS far as I know, Toy Fair is press only, not open to the public. |
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![]() ooh, andy -prepare to be shaken down by the electrical workers union. you can't plug in an extension cord there yourself. |
Wed. 11/6/13 6:35pm
MrFab:
Nick's right. Andy's an elitist! "Registration is open to the trade only; Toy Fair is not open to the public." (So says: http://www2.toyassociation.org/AM/Template.cfm?Section=TF_Show_Information2) | |
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![]() INFO FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW: Doors open at 8. Show starts at 8:30. The Underground Comedy Club at Room 84, 84 Washington St. Admission is free, but there is a 2 drink minimum. |
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![]() s23.a2zinc.net... I can't find booth 4869B on this map. But Uncle Andy will really be there... |
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![]() Doesn't WFMU get press credentials? |
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Wed. 11/6/13 6:41pm
Niko:
How about Chucky Woolery, to continue Scharpling's feud? |
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![]() Andy should let me go with him to Toy Fair, it's like my show here is all about toys :/ |
Wed. 11/6/13 6:44pm
ADL:
You know, twenty three years ago I thought of having a radio show with Andy Breckman. I even built a crude prototype of him out of burlap sacks. | |
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Wed. 11/6/13 6:45pm
DJ Niko:
Jill St. John was on the cover of the March 1960 issue: lauramcphee.tumblr.com... |
Wed. 11/6/13 6:48pm
conrad:
I bet a lot of dead people have someone doing twitter for 'em. How 'bout a feud with Clark Gable? | |
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![]() @Niko: I second Chuck Woolery!! :) |
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![]() Or... or... his grandson, Clark Gable III. twitter.com... |
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![]() I won't even bother to call in with this one, because it's too geeky. But I invented object-oriented programming! It seemed really messy to me when building a largeish system that some data structures would be getting tweaked by a bunch of functions throughout the system - and the more things that were twiddling the data directly, the more chance there was that something would corrupt the data, and the harder it would be to change the way things were being stored, if a different internal structure made more sense later. I decided there should be a piece of code which owned the data, and which all the other code would have to ask to make changes or to look things up. That's basically object-oriented programming, and I wrote the code for the project I was working on that way. Of course, a few years later, I found out that object-oriented programming already existed, and had a name, and had been defined much more formally than I ever did. But anyway. |
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![]() Butter: It's on a roll. |
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![]() @Dan B: "Cheaters". Classy. |
Wed. 11/6/13 6:53pm
djelrock:
You guys are so freaking rude :( | |
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![]() That show is nothing but class. |
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![]() i thought of a restaurant chain where you order hot soup and they rollerskate it out to you |
Wed. 11/6/13 6:54pm
djelrock:
I'm sure you just lost that listener n possible contributor. | |
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![]() I had the idea for having ideas about stuff. |
Wed. 11/6/13 6:56pm
conrad:
How about Errol Flyyn? https://twitter.com/errolflynnlives | |
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![]() andy needs to spar on twitter with old ladies or little children |
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![]() @dale: Suggest that idea to Waiter Grover, sounds like a concept he would use for a restaurant. Steaming bowls of soup all over Fat Blue muppet. |
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Wed. 11/6/13 6:58pm
madman:
hello Michele I hope you heard this |
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![]() Look forward to receiving your e-mailings! They'd BETTER be worth it!!! ;) Have a good night, everyone! |
Wed. 11/6/13 7:04pm
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