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Options November 6, 2013: What You Invented First

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Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:02pm Dan B From Upstate:

Arf.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:03pm Nick the Bard:

Back on call screening tonight, so don't be jerks.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:03pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Woof
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:03pm Matt from Springfield:

PB & Us--I remember that one well!
Hey Ken & Andy & 7SDelayers!
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:03pm amanda c:

welcome back nick!
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:04pm Matt from Springfield:

Since the Emergency Contact List was a bust for most of us, maybe this weekly email will fail a little less.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:05pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Never have Andy read any scripts ever agaom
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:05pm PMD:

Yet ANOTHER name change?
  Wed. 11/6/13 6:06pm NT Clay:

Andy is an asshole on twitter.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:06pm Mike East:

I saw WFMU retweeted Andy today.
  Wed. 11/6/13 6:06pm NT Clay:

Homophobic old man humor
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:07pm dale:

is ken putting peanut butter in underpants? is it chunky peanut butter?
  Wed. 11/6/13 6:09pm NT Clay:

OK, that's a good programmer joke.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:10pm Matt from Springfield:

@dale: It's one of the UCB shows - according to their description, it was more like swimming trunks or large boxers. Andy was receiving a Wheel of Fate punishment, to wear "peanut butter underwater" with Ken's dogs at his feet.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:10pm Ange:

I am in the studio reading your comments... will try to represent!
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:10pm Ange:

So glad to have you back Nick the Bard!
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:11pm Ange:

Sign Up for Ken & Andy's New Weekly Email List with Jokes, Links, GIFs and Fatally Flawed Show Ideas! eepurl.com...
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:12pm davex:

But the Twitter account hasn't been verified. How do we know that they are really Andy's jokes?
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:12pm Dan B From Upstate:

#VerifyAndyBreckmanMan
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:12pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63:

...listening to News but
- HaHa picture !!
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:13pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Ange you rock!
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:13pm Mutant:

I tried signing up, but I was already singed up!
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:14pm Ange:

The fatal flaw with Uncle Andy Toys.... it looks like UNCLEAN TOYS when you write out the URL
  Wed. 11/6/13 6:15pm MrFab:

"I tried signing up, but I was already singed up! " - Me, too!
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:15pm Ange:

@mutant @mrfab (we secretly signed up a lot of our frequent commenters up already)
Avatar Wed. 11/6/13 6:16pm Zach Friend:

Andy should read some of the tweets people have sent him
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:16pm Mutant:

Aha! That's OK with me.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:17pm Nick the Bard:

"The word banister is also often used erroneously to refer to the handrail of a stairway."
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:17pm amanda c:

wait, i can't tell if andy is being sincere or sarcastic- someone start googling the history of banisters!
  Wed. 11/6/13 6:17pm Robert:

I had the reverse happen to me. My US pat. 5,336,446 expired and then the new owners of Calgon toiletries used the formula for their bubble bath.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:20pm Nick the Bard:

the hell, I asked a caller his name, and he hung up O_o
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:20pm Matt from Springfield:

@Ange: Forget the NSA--there's your FMU scandal!
Of course, we already insist that you sign us up for stuff anyway, so that's a moot point...
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:20pm Snortley:

The Walkman was introduced by the Japanese firm Sony, but they did it mostly with technology developed by NASA for spacecraft electronics.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:21pm cklequ:

That may have been me. Far too personal a question to ask a stranger...
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:22pm Nick the Bard:

feh, just make up a name and city you're in so Ken can keep track of what caller is on what line and make it easier when you're on the air
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:23pm dale:

i had an idea to cut barbecue time in half by doubling the speed of the rotisserie.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:24pm dale:

i also invented the Danceman, Jogman, Saunterman and Galavantman
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:25pm Nick the Bard:

I invented the sun.
  Wed. 11/6/13 6:25pm Robert:

Ken was afraid even to use a sample of my bath foam on his kids, and companies like Calgon didn't offer to license it while it was in force, but within a year after it was out of my hands, their new owners were using it. See that, Ken? Calgon wasn't afraid to use it ONCE THEY NO LONGER HAD TO PAY FOR IT!
Avatar Wed. 11/6/13 6:27pm Dr. Goot:

Is there any weight to the rumor that Andy patented the Pittsburgh Platter?
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:28pm Ange:

oh no why did i google that
  Wed. 11/6/13 6:28pm Robert:

Is a Pitt. Platter a cross between the Pluto Platter and the pu-pu platter?
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:29pm Ange:

Who else should Andy war with on Twitter?
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:31pm dale:

michael j. fox...
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:31pm Nick the Bard:

The lesson here - have a ton of money on hand at all times.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:31pm Dan B From Upstate:

Jon Wurster.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:31pm dale:

...or anyone else handicapped
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:32pm Nick the Bard:

AS far as I know, Toy Fair is press only, not open to the public.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:32pm dale:

ooh, andy -prepare to be shaken down by the electrical workers union. you can't plug in an extension cord there yourself.
  Wed. 11/6/13 6:35pm MrFab:

Nick's right. Andy's an elitist! "Registration is open to the trade only; Toy Fair is not open to the public." (So says:
http://www2.toyassociation.org/AM/Template.cfm?Section=TF_Show_Information2)
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:36pm Ange:

INFO FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW: Doors open at 8. Show starts at 8:30. The Underground Comedy Club at Room 84, 84 Washington St. Admission is free, but there is a 2 drink minimum.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:39pm cklequ:

s23.a2zinc.net...

I can't find booth 4869B on this map. But Uncle Andy will really be there...
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:40pm davex:

Doesn't WFMU get press credentials?
Avatar Wed. 11/6/13 6:41pm Niko:

How about Chucky Woolery, to continue Scharpling's feud?
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:42pm Nick the Bard:

Andy should let me go with him to Toy Fair, it's like my show here is all about toys :/
  Wed. 11/6/13 6:44pm ADL:

You know, twenty three years ago I thought of having a radio show with Andy Breckman. I even built a crude prototype of him out of burlap sacks.
Avatar Wed. 11/6/13 6:45pm DJ Niko:

Jill St. John was on the cover of the March 1960 issue: lauramcphee.tumblr.com...
  Wed. 11/6/13 6:48pm conrad:

I bet a lot of dead people have someone doing twitter for 'em. How 'bout a feud with Clark Gable?
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:49pm Matt from Springfield:

@Niko: I second Chuck Woolery!! :)
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:51pm Dan B From Upstate:

Or... or... his grandson, Clark Gable III. twitter.com...
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:51pm Jeff:

I won't even bother to call in with this one, because it's too geeky.

But I invented object-oriented programming!

It seemed really messy to me when building a largeish system that some data structures would be getting tweaked by a bunch of functions throughout the system - and the more things that were twiddling the data directly, the more chance there was that something would corrupt the data, and the harder it would be to change the way things were being stored, if a different internal structure made more sense later.

I decided there should be a piece of code which owned the data, and which all the other code would have to ask to make changes or to look things up. That's basically object-oriented programming, and I wrote the code for the project I was working on that way.

Of course, a few years later, I found out that object-oriented programming already existed, and had a name, and had been defined much more formally than I ever did. But anyway.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:51pm Matt from Springfield:

Butter: It's on a roll.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:53pm Matt from Springfield:

@Dan B: "Cheaters". Classy.
  Wed. 11/6/13 6:53pm djelrock:

You guys are so freaking rude :(
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:54pm Dan B From Upstate:

That show is nothing but class.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:54pm dale:

i thought of a restaurant chain where you order hot soup and they rollerskate it out to you
  Wed. 11/6/13 6:54pm djelrock:

I'm sure you just lost that listener n possible contributor.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:55pm davex:

I had the idea for having ideas about stuff.
  Wed. 11/6/13 6:56pm conrad:

How about Errol Flyyn?
https://twitter.com/errolflynnlives
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:57pm dale:

andy needs to spar on twitter with old ladies or little children
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:58pm Matt from Springfield:

@dale: Suggest that idea to Waiter Grover, sounds like a concept he would use for a restaurant. Steaming bowls of soup all over Fat Blue muppet.
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:58pm madman:

hello Michele I hope you heard this
Avatar ♥   Wed. 11/6/13 6:58pm Matt from Springfield:

Look forward to receiving your e-mailings! They'd BETTER be worth it!!! ;)

Have a good night, everyone!
  Wed. 11/6/13 7:04pm ?:

hi
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